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Jakeroxs , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

Random zullie the witch haha, they make good yt vids :)

frezik , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

Scientology started decades ago.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It would be done at the same time the technology used to track reincarnation is announced.

xor , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

about a day

bobs_monkey ,

Well that’s generous

TeddE ,
@TeddE@lemmy.world avatar

Nah. The 24 hour window is so all the rich, connected people can apply for some grandfathered exemption clause that’s not available to the rest of us.

bobs_monkey ,

Fuckers

TheFriar ,

Well they only operate in the “business day.” Which means after 5pm they’re more vulnerable and that’s when we must strike

henfredemars ,

I’d give it 11 minutes.

Gestrid ,
Sanctus , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Lol @ me being reincarnated as a cat. I can’t pay bills sorry

PunnyName ,

They’d track you until you’re reincarnated into a paying body again.

Fester ,

And by “track” you mean they’d kill you over and over till you roll human.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Dont even remember past lives

Spent 178 years as various insects and sea creatures

Still owe $244’000 on a used honda civic rusting in a scrapyard in a completely different country

FunkyMonk ,

slavery genocide all the turtle down.

snekerpimp ,

Making sure to add LCI, or lifetime compound interest.

SnipingNinja ,

And service charges related to tracking each reincarnation

jimmydoreisalefty , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world avatar

Great show!

Politicians would be the ones passing the bills, lobbyist spend a good amount of money on buying politicians and our gov’ts to screw the working class.

PunnyName ,

Hey, I know this one…

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I would have loved a show that was just about Poe and with various guests who stayed in the hotel

Thorry84 ,

The first season was awesome, the second season not so much. I feel they wanted to put too much story into too few episodes in season two, which just left kind of a mess. I loved the concept though, sorry to have seen it canceled.

Smeagol666 ,

The first season stuck mostly to the first book. The second season was based on about 1/3 of the third book and 2/3 of stuff they pulled out of their ass, which is probably why it seems so disjointed. They hardly touched the second book, which focused on how corporate captured governments start wars to maintain the military industrial complex.

PatFussy , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

.>Be me.

.>Reincarnate into a cow.

.>Moo. Moo moo moo.

.>Moo moo moo moo moo.

.>Moo

.>🐮

NielsBohron ,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

Companies: 🥩🥩🍔🍔💲💲

tweeks ,

I’d just be happy that people like me. On a bun nonetheless. But a like is a like.

Scubus ,

Does Lemmy have a happy cow community?

LemmyKnowsBest , (edited )

Your debt-ridden Reincarnation as a Cash Cow

(Why does my voice-to-text randomly capitalize words?)

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

bloons

CanadianCarl ,

Are you going to be a dairy cow? In order to produce milk, dairy cows are kept almost continually pregnant. Unwanted male calves are slaughtered in their first week of life so that their mothers’ milk can be harvested for human consumption.

I hate milk, but I love my other milk products like cheese, and yogurt.

EdibleFriend , to lemmyshitpost in *ACTION ROLL*
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Ok this is the best one yet.

DrCatface ,

i dont get it can someone pls explain

silasmariner ,

Acorn falls on car. ‘Shots fired! I’m hit!’ Shots were fired. By him. At car. Man was in back seat. He not police now.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

But why male models?

surewhynotlem ,

Are you serious? I just told you that!

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Well I know what movie I’m rewatching this week

walter_wiggles ,

I thought for a second there were consequences for his actions, but no there weren’t. He resigned and hasn’t been charged yet.

nbcnews.com/…/video-shows-florida-deputy-repeated…

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

And for the unaware, he likely resigned so he couldn’t be forced to aid in his own prosecution. Basically, a police department can force an officer to testify against themselves as long as they want to remain a cop. The department basically goes “we’re making your testimony a condition of your ongoing employment. So testify or be fired.” As long as he remains a cop, he doesn’t have a 5th amendment right to remain silent.

By quitting, he’s able to clam up and not aid in any investigation. And since he was given the option to resign instead of being fired, he can simply wait for it to blow over then get the same job in the next city over.

starman2112 , (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

The fact that there’s an investigation to be done is why I fucking hate cops. What investigation? He was literally caught on his own camera trying to murder an innocent person. An acorn hit the car? Fuck kind of excuse is that? I would get the death penalty if I killed someone with that pitiful excuse. People who are given a position of authority over others should be held to a higher standard, not a lower one. I’ll never trust a cop for as long as I live because of this shit.

ApathyTree , (edited )
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And this… this sentiment… ongoing and supported by their own actions as it is, is how they fall.

We have no respect for them and the institutions they uphold. They are gangs. We are an occupied country.

We should give them as much respect as they give us. None. They deserve nothing but contempt and misfortune.

AngryCommieKender ,

nytimes.com/…/qualified-immunity-supreme-court.ht…

That’s why there’s an “investigation.” Because The SCOTUS was lied to, unintentionally by anyone alive at the time, in 1982 during Harlow V Fitzgerald.

EtherWhack ,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

He very likely mistaked (again…) one of the ejected casings hitting him for getting hit

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

Do yourself a favor and watch this video. Literally the funniest and most horrifying thing you’ll watch today.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=NKmnJgXyZpU

UraniumBlazer ,

Jeez so fked up…

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Holy fucking shit, I hadn’t actually seen the video until now. I’d put a bullet in my brain if I had to live with that embarrassment. At least Taylor Swift is richer than God and she can just pay someone else to feel bad about flying everywhere.

Abnorc ,

I still can’t believe that there are not just a few, but many cops that such bad trigger discipline and common sense. This guy shouldn’t be allowed near any guns, let alone as a police officer.

Rinna , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@Rinna@lemm.ee avatar

My first thought was Cruelty Squad tbh.

SlopppyEngineer , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

And class action lawsuits for damages caused in previous lives. Started a war? Polluted the land? Several million people want compensation. Can’t pay now? No problem, several lifetimes to pay off that debt.

intensely_human ,

Yeah thank god we’re not doing that kind of magical thinking.

captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I used to play bass for Altered Carbon.

theangryseal ,

I played bass for ur mom. It was the old one string gourd bass.

Edit:

Hell, I almost forgot. She played my gourd bass ocarina like a pro.

Edit 2:

I took a picture of it.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c40e3857-e07c-4fb1-91f8-e429cb81bdd6.webp

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

But can she play washtub bass as well as Emmet Otter?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/22b46142-2573-44b2-a305-916c7db7670c.png

theangryseal ,

Bro, you should have been there. I’m telling you. I’ve never seen anyone go to town on a gourd bass ocarina like she did.

She said that she’d never played one before, but I’ve heard that one before too.

rmuk ,

I have no idea of the context or even if there is any, but this kind of utterly directionless chirping and unwarranted shittalking is the reason I love the Internet.

intensely_human ,

I used to play Hell Let Loose for cheese

designatedhacker , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

If you’re an ssshole don’t you come back as an insect or animal? That would mean rich folks would have to do actual good to avoid that. Whatever their policies, after the first few trust fund dung beetles and assorted other multi-lifetime embarrassments, they’d probably snap out of it.

Hey check out the cockroach yacht club guys! Lol, how did that forced birth + soul tracking debt thing work out for you!?

Then like half their debtors would achieve nervana and fuck off to heaven or whatever.

I think the kharma religions, this would take care of itself.

intensely_human ,

If you spend your life as an asshole you come back as a sea cucumber.

MNByChoice , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

Way easier to lie about it. Just pick babies out to be indentured servants for life to repay some imagined debts. Maybe make them feel it was their fault for not paying off the debt previously. We could even target kids from poor families for this, so they have less hope of fighting back.

We did this already, a bunch of times.

Esqplorer ,

Isn’t this just the caste system?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Any class system. Some are more rigid than others, but the goal is the same.

intensely_human ,

Yeah so it turns out you’re responsible for the things everyone in your group did in the past. And a lot of them died without paying their bills so that’s on you kid.

intensely_human ,

Hell yeah!

profdc9 , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

Debt bondage is slavery, but it’s still a thing unfortunately.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debt_bondage

It’s the opposite of Jubilee, in that debts are literally forever, rather than released every seven years.

CrazyEddie041 , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@CrazyEddie041@kbin.social avatar

Strange to see Zullie outside of the FromSoft space, but also, 100% accurate point.

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Yeah. They make great videos and they turned out to have rad politics too. Neato.

Oszilloraptor ,

“Where is this going. Debts? Companies? Did I miss some huge lore dump? Wait … are they talking about the lands outside?”

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