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uis , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

At least they didn’t find paper cup.

yamapikariya , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
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Ew, ifunny

Aceticon , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

Now is not a good time to be a squirrel in America…

ikidd , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
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Screw giving guns to teachers; they should have a pocketful of acorns to toss. Next gunman won’t have a chance.

xx3rawr , to lemmyshitpost in Musical Genius

Ok but will he catboy though?

TIMMAY , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

this meme brought to you by ifunny.co

wick , to lemmyshitpost in All the excuse needed

I didn’t know why I was seeing acorns all over my feed but I think I can hazard a guess after seeing this. I’m guessing an acorn dropped on a cop car and the pig emptied his clip into someone?

ramjambamalam ,

Ding ding ding ding ding!

LemmyFeed ,

While rolling around on the ground screaming “I’m hit!”

TexasDrunk ,

I thought you were making this part up for a laugh. I apologize for questioning your integrity.

cordlesslamp ,

Wait, he’s not?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

No. His partner also opened fire on the unarmed person in handcuffs because he was rolling around in the middle of the street screaming about being shot, so she said to herself “Well, he must have been shot because he’s rolling around in the middle of the street like a jackass even though he should be taking cover.”

cordlesslamp ,

After reading the article, apparently her actions was deemed “reasonable”? What?

Shooting an unarmed, handcuffed man because you can’t differentiate between a gun shot and an acorn, and have zero directional hearing is “REASONABLE”?

jpeps ,

From what I read, they didn’t shoot at the unarmed suspect but at their own cop car. Stable geniuses. I can understand why the sergeant’s actions were deemed reasonable though, as she was trusting that her partner was in a life and death situation and not hesitating to back him, the truest of idiots, up.

logos ,

They were shooting at their own car because the unarmed, handcuffed man that they thought had just shot one of them was locked in the back seat.

jpeps ,

Ah sorry, you’re right. I misread the article thinking they were all at or in the SUV.

distantsounds ,

It’s gets even more ridiculous…

A Florida sheriff’s deputy mistook the sound of an acorn hitting his patrol cruiser for a gunshot and fired multiple times at the SUV where a handcuffed Black man was sitting in the backseat, officials said.

amp.theguardian.com/…/florida-acorn-cop-shooting

GladiusB ,
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Lies that I don’t believe for 400 Alex

garbagebagel ,

I wanted to laugh at the idiot cop until I heard the victim’s very real screams thinking someone was dead because she did what is supposed to be the right thing to do by calling the cops :(

Liz ,

Oh except in I’m pretty sure he and his partner missed every single shot, because I’ve “only” heard the victim talk about emotional trauma.

AreaKode , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!
hex_m_hell ,

I love that the acorn has creepy squirrel hands.

XTornado ,

If I had seen that I would have also panicked and shooted everywhere.

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snooggums ,
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SMB had game file size limitations in the dozens of kilobytes range.

bruhduh ,
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Modern AAA games need optimisations too

PeterPoopshit ,

Optimization? Pffffft. Nvidia probably pays game developers to make unoptimized games just to boost gpu sales.

bruhduh ,
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snooggums ,
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Yes, but not ‘every rock is identical’ optimization like back then.

WarmSoda ,

You’d be surprised

Agent641 ,

Laughs in Cities: Skylines 2

Jerkface ,

For comparison, that screenshot is 342kb, and Super Mario Bros is 40kb. The screenshot is more than 8.5 times bigger than the game it comes from.

dhtseany ,

I like this math lesson

sus ,

I managed to recreate almost the same screenshot in 5kb (and with much less compression artifacts!)

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/4067e190-3764-4bce-a413-f98e39c53754.png

before adding the text and circles it was only 1.6kb

it’s a case where jpeg compression ironically results in the picture getting 60x larger and more blurry because everyone recompresses the images and jpeg is designed for large photos and not pixel art

Valmond ,

Use png and IDK I don’t remember which cmd line soft but it stripped out unused colors and compressed images like that one hard.

That, without the red lines and circles, and without jpeg jitter should be like 1kb. Or less less.

Now, as an oldtimer, when you load that 1kb image up, it will still take like 640x320 bytes (it was all 8bit) so 200KB of RAM. But back in the day I guess it was more like the original GB 160x144 so 22.5KB RAM needed to show that image.

Did it work like that?

No, because cartridges didn’t have a lot of space, and the consoles didn’t have much RAM, so you used tiles. You had a tile map image, each tile was 8x8 pixels pointing to a palette (so you could use 4-bits for the color. More or less so, there were a lot of ‘modes’). Each tile had a number and your screen was some 20x18 tiles x 1 byte numbers, designing the ‘tile’ to be shown at that particular position of the screen.

All done by hardware so way fast!

To make the scrolling run you had a ‘delta’ pixels to slightly move the “screen” around.

Fun times.

Time to go to bed 😪😴

s_s ,

pngcrush

Revan343 ,

ROM Cartridges like that were also basically as fast as RAM, and mapped into system memory, so you could reference things directly instead of having to load things to RAM first like off a disc

Valmond ,

Yes yes! But wasn’t there some limit, like if you had a 1Mbit cartridge you still had to shuffle the data around? Or was it just a penalty to map a different chunk of memory?

My memory is sure not that fast or reliable:-)

Notorious_handholder ,

Not the guy you replied too, and my memory is also fuzzy, but I always love how crazy and analog nes hardware was. Im like 70% sure that later in the nes lifespan they made it to where cartridges had more rom and could shuffle the data banks/tables around and that the nes could only process something like 32kb at a time I think? So they would just swap around the data sets depending on when they where needed.

Almost like one of those choose your own adventure books… Im probably horribly wrong in that summary and analogy though. It’s been years since I last got a refresher on nes tricks lol

Lojcs ,

Here’s the same image in 3.8kb (lossless jxl):

https://files.catbox.moe/03j2i4.jxl

Interestingly, lossy jxl is larger (59kb):

https://files.catbox.moe/5m1ujx.jxl

starman2112 ,
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What I would give to have modern devs work that hard to reduce file sizes

SpaceCowboy ,
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Is it more than the price of a hard drive?

starman2112 ,
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For the sake of all my homies with data caps and limited hard drive funds, I would gladly give more than it costs me personally

ichbinjasokreativ ,

Games on ssds benefit from faster load times. Don’t put your games on spinning metal.

stringere ,

Because most of the time and energy are spent trying to hold on and not be tossed off by centripetal force?

Klear ,

Exactly.

Excrubulent , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
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In case anyone’s unclear about how someone gets to the point that they’re blasting their gun into an empty street because an acorn fell on their car, you should learn about How Cops Are Trained to Shoot You in Your Home.

TL;DW: watch it, this is important. But also they are basically traumatised into being jumpy trigger happy motherfuckers by their sociopathic training.

DarkMessiah , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

Hey, man, you gotta be careful with those acorns! They’ll turn you to stone if they hit you!

TotalFat , to lemmyshitpost in All the excuse needed

Straight out of Reno 911

GladiusB ,
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But not as funny

Benaaasaaas , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

This looks like Bobby Fingers diorama.

JorMaFur , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

Who said AI wouldn’t be helpful? As close to real life footage as possible ! https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/74cf4aef-450b-4ab8-9fce-3870e85d2cb2.webp

shalafi , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

As a 1911 aficionado, I’m butt hurt about the 2nd picture. Like a cop would use a real gun IRL. TWO WORLD WARS!

(It’s a gun joke, for gun nerds. And while we’re joking, the top pic looks like a Hi-Point.)

Maybe not so funny this happened the next county over…

textik ,

Looks like he has some Austrian tupperware in the other hand, so maybe he brought his grandpappy’s .45AARP service pistol for show and tell that day?

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