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user224 , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

So, acorn fell on a car, police officer thought it was a gunshot, started firing on the car with handcuffed suspect inside, then another police officer joined the shooting.

Bodycam footage:
youtu.be/MI7YNOhAfzM
piped.video/MI7YNOhAfzM

Son_of_dad ,

“I’m hit!” Said the clown as he started dark souls rolling to evade the imaginary gunfire.

llii ,

What the fuck, you can’t even hear anything. How could there be a shot from the car without a lout sound?

Balex ,

In his partners body cam video you can hear a sound before he starts shooting. Still don’t know how you would mistake that for a gunshot, but there was at least a sound 🤷

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Iirc the main dude is a vet with ptsd. If my partner told me he’s hit and started shooting in a direction i would at the very least also take cover and try and figure out the situation. They had a suspect in the car so they both freaked and thought the suspect was shooting at them. Not to excuse them, and fuck whoever allowed a ptsd vet to have a job that uses a gun. He should have had more resources to help him with his ptsd and to find alternative jobs that maybe don’t trigger it like that. Cops are trained to always be on edge over here because they never know who might have a gun, it’s stupid he was allowed in.

Crikeste ,

And people use his PTSD as an excuse. Dumb fuck veteran who is scared of being killed the way he killed others opens fire in a community and is lucky he didn’t murder an innocent person.

Piece of shit veteran dumb fucks. Take your PTSD to the psych ward, murderer.

Corkyskog ,

Military PTSD should disqualify you from being an armed cop. Go get a job that’s not life and death.

EdibleFriend , to lemmyshitpost in intent
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That’s what my grandma called it

ricecooker , to lemmyshitpost in intent

I hope Nintendon’t

Remember that tagline from the 90s? “She’s does what Nintendon’t”?!

I can’t remember what they were doing, maybe allowing blood in Street Fighter 2 and Kortal Kombat but by MK2 Nintendo changed their mind

pewgar_seemsimandroid , to memes in if you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house...

that’s it im starting from scratch and gonna make a pager

Track_Shovel OP ,

Apart from medical staff, only people born pre-2000 will know what you’re talking about

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

for the record I’ve never seen a real pager in my life

collapse_already ,

I am friends with a guy that wrote a bug that caused a major PageNet outage. He’s almost famous his bug was that bad.

NegativeLookBehind , to lemmyshitpost in All the excuse needed
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It was a very dangerous acorn, ok?

Old_Fat_White_Guy ,

It’s high time we take control of all these wild oaks out there. Every single one has thousands of acorns any any one of those might have YOUR name on it.

We need action NOW!

We need immediate Oak controls laws. And I damn sure don’t want to hear any of that stale old BS “my oak hasn’t ever harmed anyone”…

Oaks have no place in polite society. End of discussion. Get educated!

BTW that’s all satire. I love oaks. Actually my first knothole was an oak. I love oaks.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

We should send the oaks back to hell where they came from

surewhynotlem , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

What we need is an American flag with a big acorn in the middle to counteract all those thin blue line flags.

Track_Shovel OP ,
surewhynotlem ,

That’s fantastic!

flambonkscious , to memes in who is gonna save you from Deez nutz

This is excellent!

darthsid , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

I’m out of the loop on this - what’s the deal with acorns?

TheGrandNagus ,

US policeman parked under a tree, heard an acorn drop onto his car, got scared, proceeded to roll on the ground and start emptying his gun onto the residential street.

JonDorfman ,

You forgot the part where he was screaming, “I’m hit! I’m hit!”

Buddahriffic ,

Also the part where his partner, who was talking to others across the street, rushed over all like, “what are we shooting at?” and also opened fire on the police car with dude handcuffed in the back, though she didn’t dump her whole mag like the first one did.

ImplyingImplications ,

That to me is worse. People have said the guy who started shooting at ghosts might have had PTSD from being in the military, but why the fuck did his partner just start shooting at random shit too?? They’re just as bad!

Igloojoe ,

One of the major rules with guns. Identify your target. Identify things behind your target…

Zink ,

Yeah, when you are looking at a presumably government trained and approved wielder of firearms at all times and in all locations (including protected ones), you don’t expect to see spray and pray. And spray and pray with no identified target at that!

lowleveldata ,

How many people did he kill?

SSUPII ,

None fortunately

TheGrandNagus ,

None, thankfully it wasn’t a crowded street

bane_killgrind ,

Histrionic in the worst sense of the word

chiliedogg ,

Fortunately he has police training, so he didn’t hit what he was aiming at.

kilgore_trout ,

Additional information: he and his partner had arrested a man, who was handcuffed and unarmed in the back of the car. That is whom the policeman thought opened fired at him.

darthsid ,

Yikes!!

Ghostalmedia ,
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darthsid ,

Oh my god…

hungryphrog ,

okay what the FUCK

PanoptiDon , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
Zink ,

Whoo I’m really scared! No, don’t, don’t! There’s a…a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!!!

How did I not already think of the connection? Here’s hoping for a lot more memes featuring Val Kilmer.

JustUseMint , (edited ) to memes in OnLy GoD cAn JuDgE mE

Lmfao this made my dad thanks

Edit, meant day but leaving it lol

Jorgelino ,

Damn, it’s not every day you see a time traveler come back in time to see the moment his own father was brought into existance by a meme on the internet.

JustUseMint ,

Haha I’m leaving it

Anticorp ,

Wyatt, you are an oak.

shatterling ,

The acorn of your dad’s eye

nrezcm ,

Don’t shoot until you can see the acorns of their eyes!

platypus_plumba ,

And thus, his father was born, perpetuating the time & space paradox for another generation.

match , to memes in who is gonna save you from Deez nutz
@match@pawb.social avatar

acornposting is an excellent meme, weird to think I’ve only seen it on lemmy

Che_Donkey , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Super Troopers looks more like a documentary every day

S_204 ,

The guys from super troopers and idiocracy really need to team up for an update.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah right! The guys from Super Troopers had excellent aim. Remember that scene in which they were at the pistol range testing out a bullet proof cup with live ammo?

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I really think we need to investigate Ikea. Do you hear what they do with acorns? Or at least what acorns can become?

You ever try emptying your clip at an entire Ikea?

MelodiousFunk ,
@MelodiousFunk@startrek.website avatar

You ever try emptying your clip at an entire Ikea?

No… but you probably just aroused a few dozen ammosexuals.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

You ever try emptying your clip at an entire Ikea?

Yeah, from 15 yards away, but I missed, so I went to the hospital and insisted that I was shot.

Crack0n7uesday , to memes in OnLy GoD cAn JuDgE mE

One thing I don’t understand is why does he have a red dot scope on his hand gun? Most cops in the US don’t have those.

gibmiser ,

Cause it’s tacti-cool?

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

dad?

bigkahuna1986 ,

Just needs the combat knife and Damascus camo.

bane_killgrind ,

He needs to hit an acorn at 20 paces, iron sights won't cut it

Zoidsberg ,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

Apparently the red dot didn’t cut it, either.

myslsl ,

I don’t see the acorn criminal around anywhere? I heard they haven’t even found the body.

Crack0n7uesday ,

The acorn criminal was already in hand cuffs in the back seat of the cop car when they opened fire.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Because he’s a scared-shitless larper fuck like most cops.

BassaForte ,
@BassaForte@lemmy.world avatar

It can be a lot easier to aim with over iron sights. Quicker to get on target… acorn targets, that is.

treadful ,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

Red dot AND iron sights. lol

Mostly_Gristle ,

They’re becoming a lot more common. A lot of police departments didn’t or don’t allow them. Attitudes are changing fairly quickly, but there are a lot of old-timer gun people (including some who write policy for police departments) who see red dot sights as a gimmick, the same way weapon mounted lasers were in the 80s and 90s, or as a crutch to compensate for poor training.

They do have a couple of legit drawbacks like the possibility of the battery dying or the slim chance some part of the electronics might eventually break under force of the action cycling. And that’s why you’ll usually see guns with red dot optics having backup iron sights that co-witness with their dot. Also, a lot of pistol optics are open emitter designs which means, for people like cops who open carry, the optic is exposed to the weather and can collect rain, snow, or debris on the glass or between the glass and the emitter.

More and more departments are beginning to allow them though. Despite their drawbacks it’s like having a cheat code for aiming. With traditional iron sights your eyes can either focus on your target or on your front sight, but not both. With red dot sights, you put the window on the target and put the dot where you want the bullet to go. You get to see your sight and your target in focus at the same time, and it’s easier to keep both eyes open while you’re shooting. So as these optics become more proven and “battle tested,” more departments are starting to feel like the benefits outweigh the drawbacks.

catsarebadpeople ,

Thanks, this is actually good info. Obligatory, glad this officer didn’t actually use his fancy red dot sight or he would’ve killed the unarmed, handcuffed, victim in the back of his car.

Mostly_Gristle ,

Well, regardless of how good your sights are, it’s really hard to shoot straight while you’re rolling around on the ground like a doofus.

Buddahriffic ,

You didn’t mention another drawback though: if you’re dumping your mag without even looking at what you’re shooting at because you have no idea what you’re shooting at, fancy sights just add extra unnecessary weight, slowing down how quickly you can wildly swing your aim around.

Anticorp ,

With traditional iron sights your eyes can either focus on your target or on your front sight, but not both.

What in the world are you talking about? You have to focus on both to line up a shot. A trained soldier can line up a shot on a moving target at 300 feet and hit center mass in under 2.5 seconds.

Mostly_Gristle ,

I’m talking about how it’s literally impossible for your eyes to focus at more than one distance at a time. This has nothing to do with speed, training, or how good you imagine the marksmanship of your average soldier to be. It’s about how your eyes work.

Correctly lining up a shot with iron sights doesn’t mean everything in your sight picture is perfectly in focus. Unless you’re shooting a handgun with a very short sight radius you usually can’t even keep both the front and rear sights in focus at the same time, forget about doing it with both your sights and the target. Your eyes can’t focus at three distances at once. Or even two. You have to pick one.

Most people when they learn to shoot learn “front sight focus.” And front sight focus is exactly what it sounds like: the front sight post is what you focus on. You line your sights up with each other (equal height/equal light), and line that up with your target, with your focus on your front sight. With this sight picture your target will be blurry and your rear sights will be blurry, but you can still see the mass of your target well enough, and your rear sights well enough to keep everything lined up.

There’s also “target focus,” which is basically the same except the target is in focus and both your sights are blurry. The people who prefer target focus tend to be more experienced shooters who have already developed good enough muscle memory, and are comfortable enough with their weapon, that they don’t need to spend much of their attention maintaining EH/EL.

You can shoot target focused, or you can shoot front sight focused, but you can’t do both. The appeal of red dot sights is that they kind of flatten all of that out. They make it easy to look at your target normally with both eyes open. You put the optic up in front of your dominant eye, and now there’s a dot in your regular field of vision showing you where the bullet will go. You don’t need to direct your focus to the dot, you don’t need to be tempted to close an eye for a clearer sight picture, you don’t need to line up a bunch of posts. The dot is just there. It really is like having a cheat code for aiming.

Anticorp ,

You sound like you know what you’re talking about, but I’ve been shooting my entire life, and I’ve never noticed that I’m focusing on the sites or the target separately, both seem to be in equal focus for me. Perhaps I’m switching back and forth rapidly, but if so, that is imperceptible.

I didn’t just imagine the accuracy and reaction times of the average soldier, that’s the requirement to qualify with a rifle. You have to hit a certain number of targets out of 40 targets, that pop up randomly over varying distances and then go back down when you either hit them, or too much time has lapsed. At 300’ the target is up for 2.5 seconds before it goes back down. The targets are up for shorter durations as they get closer to the marksman. Or at least that’s how it used to work when I was in the Army a couple decades ago.

Mossheart ,

Yeah but these are cops, not trained soldiers. Lower those standards!

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