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degen , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

I didn’t know ifunny could hit like this

https://i.imgflip.com/3odyto.jpg

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4 ,

I saw this version going around.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d613a924-8213-4a86-afe2-142356572c46.webp

degen ,

Hilariously enough, I scrolled by that almost immediately after posting that comment. The acorn memes have been gold.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

Peck.

over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

Damn, you’re more armed than me!

I only have 2 testicles in my pocket…

shalafi , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

As a 1911 aficionado, I’m butt hurt about the 2nd picture. Like a cop would use a real gun IRL. TWO WORLD WARS!

(It’s a gun joke, for gun nerds. And while we’re joking, the top pic looks like a Hi-Point.)

Maybe not so funny this happened the next county over…

textik ,

Looks like he has some Austrian tupperware in the other hand, so maybe he brought his grandpappy’s .45AARP service pistol for show and tell that day?

kelseybcool , to lemmyshitpost in All the excuse needed

I like this one the most so far. Bravo.

TheFriar , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

Does that cop in the topmost picture have a pocket pussy on his belt?

AdmiralShat , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

I really want to see a dramatic movie trailer that starts for like it’s going to be a Michael Bay action thriller but then is just a cop losing his kind at acorns

paddirn , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

“You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We’ve got a good five minutes before they’re back and up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality!”

Jimmyeatsausage , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

I love how the one cop has just 1 short sleeve to show off his arm tats. You can tell it’s AI because it’s not a punisher tat, though.

wick , to lemmyshitpost in All the excuse needed

I didn’t know why I was seeing acorns all over my feed but I think I can hazard a guess after seeing this. I’m guessing an acorn dropped on a cop car and the pig emptied his clip into someone?

ramjambamalam ,

Ding ding ding ding ding!

LemmyFeed ,

While rolling around on the ground screaming “I’m hit!”

TexasDrunk ,

I thought you were making this part up for a laugh. I apologize for questioning your integrity.

cordlesslamp ,

Wait, he’s not?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

No. His partner also opened fire on the unarmed person in handcuffs because he was rolling around in the middle of the street screaming about being shot, so she said to herself “Well, he must have been shot because he’s rolling around in the middle of the street like a jackass even though he should be taking cover.”

cordlesslamp ,

After reading the article, apparently her actions was deemed “reasonable”? What?

Shooting an unarmed, handcuffed man because you can’t differentiate between a gun shot and an acorn, and have zero directional hearing is “REASONABLE”?

jpeps ,

From what I read, they didn’t shoot at the unarmed suspect but at their own cop car. Stable geniuses. I can understand why the sergeant’s actions were deemed reasonable though, as she was trusting that her partner was in a life and death situation and not hesitating to back him, the truest of idiots, up.

logos ,

They were shooting at their own car because the unarmed, handcuffed man that they thought had just shot one of them was locked in the back seat.

jpeps ,

Ah sorry, you’re right. I misread the article thinking they were all at or in the SUV.

distantsounds ,

It’s gets even more ridiculous…

A Florida sheriff’s deputy mistook the sound of an acorn hitting his patrol cruiser for a gunshot and fired multiple times at the SUV where a handcuffed Black man was sitting in the backseat, officials said.

amp.theguardian.com/…/florida-acorn-cop-shooting

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Lies that I don’t believe for 400 Alex

garbagebagel ,

I wanted to laugh at the idiot cop until I heard the victim’s very real screams thinking someone was dead because she did what is supposed to be the right thing to do by calling the cops :(

Liz ,

Oh except in I’m pretty sure he and his partner missed every single shot, because I’ve “only” heard the victim talk about emotional trauma.

AreaKode , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

He was framed!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0daaa81c-6dfc-4d8d-90aa-167276e34846.jpeg

hex_m_hell ,

I love that the acorn has creepy squirrel hands.

XTornado ,

If I had seen that I would have also panicked and shooted everywhere.

jerebear39 , to memes in Hey. Come here for a second

My gawd, I laughed to hard at this !

aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

Never forget the brave officers lost in the great squirrel revolt.

NegativeLookBehind , to lemmyshitpost in All the excuse needed
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

It was a very dangerous acorn, ok?

Old_Fat_White_Guy ,

It’s high time we take control of all these wild oaks out there. Every single one has thousands of acorns any any one of those might have YOUR name on it.

We need action NOW!

We need immediate Oak controls laws. And I damn sure don’t want to hear any of that stale old BS “my oak hasn’t ever harmed anyone”…

Oaks have no place in polite society. End of discussion. Get educated!

BTW that’s all satire. I love oaks. Actually my first knothole was an oak. I love oaks.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

We should send the oaks back to hell where they came from

SomeAmateur , to lemmyshitpost in All the excuse needed

That whole situation was just…sad.

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