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nowitsabby , to lemmyshitpost in E.S.C. APE
@nowitsabby@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Gross

Hackworth OP , (edited )

Thanks, yer gonna love the movie.

skittle07crusher , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.

You applied to work at AT&T.

WTF.

lugal , to memes in check everything several times

Don’t worry, the cake will be done when you come home

intensely_human , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.

If they’re systematically wasting people’s time like this, it’s probably grounds for a lawsuit.

Gullible , to greentext in Anons Super Power

Mind control is objectively the best option. Using the ability to affect the dispositions of others, I’d easily be able to perv on guys and hump them in their sleep.

Jolteon ,

Mind control is objectively better than the others only if you have no morals.

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Yet you could also do much more good with mind control powers than the others. You could be the ultimate mediator, force peace through a means other than violence, get massive changes in place to help the environment, etc. The power absolutely has potential for great evil, but a good person could accomplish much.

Gullible ,

There’s a wonderful short story about something adjacent to mind control. If you’re a horror fan, it might be enjoyable. “The Things” by Peter Watts (audiobook available)

mosiacmango ,

Amazing hard scfi writer. His novels are great if you like your scifi science based.

redhorsejacket ,

I believe the counter-argument to that would be that no act that is a result of mind control could be considered to be unequivocally good. The act of mind control itself is an inherent evil because it is forcing someone to do something they may not intrinsically desire without their consent. It’s mental rape. Even in a scenario where the outcome is good, the ends wouldn’t justify the means.

I’m not 100% sure how far this argument extends for me, but I find it generally more persuasive than the notion that “one good person” will be able to net more good than harm from the use of the power.

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

I will control you into watching 3h of skibidi toilet videos

Ziglin ,

When looking at these things objectively morals are irrelevant.

Chee_Koala , to foodporn in On a smashburger kick lately

That looks sexy as heck, burger AND presentation overal! Let me return the favor and share a blast from my past, this 2017 set of beautiful burgers:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4495b6ee-8e6b-4643-a91e-6b1218da4f7f.jpeg

I love all my burgers with:

  • Bacon
  • Cheese
  • Lettuce
  • Raw Red Union
  • Mustard
  • Ketchup
  • Pickle slices

And sometimes i’ll take some mayo, or tomato, or a fried egg. Man I love burgers…! maybe tomorrow :-D !

Lifecoach5000 OP ,

Amazing! Those look delectable!

Sendpicsofsandwiches , to greentext in Anons Super Power
@Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works avatar

If you had mind control there’s no need to perv. You could just have them fuck you to smithereens any time you wanted…

lseif ,

thats not consentual tho.

bjoern_tantau , to greentext in Anons Super Power
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Mind control. Let everyone think I’m invisible.

FartsWithAnAccent , to greentext in Anon's gastric emergency
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Damn it Anon, go see a fucking doctor!

cRazi_man , to greentext in Anon's gastric emergency

Anon might have ulcerative colitis.

ryannathans ,

Or held their shit so much their nerves are fucked

cRazi_man , to greentext in Anons Super Power

Anon could achieve their goals with any one of those powers.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

But invisibility is the least invasive to do it with, therefore anon is a good person

fibojoly , to programmerhumor in Emails are hard

Emails are surprisingly hard to format, actually. If you want to use modern HTML, anyway.

Fontasia , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Setting up Google Alert so I can find out when Jeremy’s CAM is announced and the company rebrands

MossyFeathers , to greentext in Anon's gastric emergency

Anon might need to see a doctor. I don’t think it’s normal to become incontinent the moment you turn 30. Also, I’ve personally never had any issues with holding it in.

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

There were several very angry comments about eating more fiber lol

idiomaddict ,

Yeah, I would think about my diet/stress/caffeine level if I even had cramps before a shit, like what are you doing to your body if shitting is regularly a struggle at age 30 without a medical problem? Your life could be so much better if you took care of yourself/sought medical advice. I know not everyone can afford to see a doctor, but it’s cheaper to catch something like bowel cancer early.

mnemonicmonkeys ,

Yeah, fiber would be 0 help here, and possibly make it worse. Anon needs to see a doctor.

Personally I find it annoying and frustrating that people will automatically assume poop problems means the person needs more fiber no matter what. It’s not a magic cure-all, and pretending like it is is completely stupid

Zeppo ,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

I tried more fiber when I had undiagnosed celiac disease and yeah, it isn’t a fix.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Nope. I’m over 30 and it’s like a light switch. 😜

Jk, no issues whatsoever with my sphincter.

ID411 ,

Like my old man used to say, look after your sphincter and your sphincter will look after you.

baggins ,

😉

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I think this actually applies to all your relatives

Zeppo , to greentext in Anons Super Power
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mind control would obviously be the most useful.

imPastaSyndrome ,

granted. you can control your own mind.

Wait no I don’t know how but somehow that’s got to be technically just as powerful as controlling someone else’s

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

True free will at last.

EldritchFeminity ,

Got anxiety? No you don’t. Need to study for a test? Your new photographic memory says otherwise. Wish you could play a game again for the first time? Can’t wait to play that new game I just heard about, it’s gotten all kinds of praise!

Zeppo ,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

if you get to just control one person’s mind, I guess. I’m good enough at my own. I was interpreting it as controlling anyone’s mind, as in a bunch of people at a time. You could just tell them you’re invisible, for one.

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