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Wirlocke , (edited ) to greentext in Anons Super Power

I would accept Mind Control in any scenario except if they realize they were mind controlled (damn D&D).

If it’s short range I’d finally get a decent job and would never have to worry about being attacked in public.

If it can be used over camera, become an influencer, “hey guys if all of you that are within your means could donate 1 dollar to my GoFundMe I’d greatly appreciate it”. Instant semi ethical riches.

If I could use it on the mirror, “Wirlocke you’re going to feel well rested and do x task”.

harrys_balzac ,

I definitely need more details. Like how long does the mind control last and will they remember what they did?

nawa ,

One other thing is that mind control must not be a universal thing, so it should only happen when you want it. Otherwise, first it would break social interactions, second it would quickly become boring.

lowleveldata , to lemmyshitpost in B̸͈̱͐͛́͜ủ̴̥͎̤͗y̷̬̤̦̓ ̴̧͋̀̚ͅw̴̲̯̕͘͝a̷̻̲͘ṟ̶̹̳͆ ̷̥̍͗̓b̷͎͗ò̷͓͎̀n̵̻̟̔d̸͓̽͋̉ṣ̵̪́

What if I let Jesus takes the wheel so the gods can have a nice night drive

pigup , to lemmyshitpost in B̸͈̱͐͛́͜ủ̴̥͎̤͗y̷̬̤̦̓ ̴̧͋̀̚ͅw̴̲̯̕͘͝a̷̻̲͘ṟ̶̹̳͆ ̷̥̍͗̓b̷͎͗ò̷͓͎̀n̵̻̟̔d̸͓̽͋̉ṣ̵̪́

I knew it!

Andonno , to lemmyshitpost in B̸͈̱͐͛́͜ủ̴̥͎̤͗y̷̬̤̦̓ ̴̧͋̀̚ͅw̴̲̯̕͘͝a̷̻̲͘ṟ̶̹̳͆ ̷̥̍͗̓b̷͎͗ò̷͓͎̀n̵̻̟̔d̸͓̽͋̉ṣ̵̪́

Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key. Yog-Sothoth is the threshold.

Past, present, future. All are one in Yog-Sothoth.

DynoNoob ,

Are you the keymaster?

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Through the Gate of the Silver Key is an acid trip to read.

NegativeInf ,

Is it anything like The Shrine of the Silver Monkey?

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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Yeah, except with more cats taking people to the moon.

Blyfh ,

I don’t know this “Yog-Sothoth”. I know only the one and only god, Yog-Dzewa

some_guy , to lemmyshitpost in All I Know Is Rejection. When I Was A Kid, My Yo-Yo: It Never Came Back

Poor guy got no respect. It was pretty sad.

Seriously, though. I saw his standup for the first time several years ago. I think this was from the early 80s on Carson and the dude was lit. I only knew him from movies and his general schtick. I’d never seen his timing and delivery. He was great.

aaaa ,

His standup was definitely better than any of his movies

ummthatguy ,
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Gonna badmouth Caddyshack and Back to School, really?

aaaa ,

Back to School, definitely. Well, not really badmouth, but I thought it was fairly mediocre.

But really I meant to praise his standup and say his movies didn’t do him justice. He was just funnier when doing his own material

proper ,
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Easy Money!

FlyingSquid ,
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There are an amazing number of Carson clips on YouTube. Lots of very cool moments and people coming together you wouldn’t expect.

The only time I think you will ever see George Carlin and Richard Pryor on TV together was when they were on Carson.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfBhy28sMKw

ferrodegaragem , to lemmyshitpost in I love SVU

🤣🤣🤣

The_Picard_Maneuver , to lemmyshitpost in All I Know Is Rejection. When I Was A Kid, My Yo-Yo: It Never Came Back
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Dangerfield is timeless.

Delphia ,

I really want someone to do a serious long form documentary about him and his comedy career while there are people with stories about him still alive.

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
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Every comedian I’ve heard talk about meeting him mentions that he was on cocaine at the time. The guy was wild.

Delphia ,

I mean, realistically who wasnt?

FlyingSquid ,
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Well… yes and no…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWTKhQzQl1A

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
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Oh my god, what is this

potustheplant , to lemmyshitpost in All junk

Yeah, it sucks. This video goes over why this might be happening.

usualsuspect191 , to greentext in Anons Super Power

Would super strength mean my back won’t hurt anymore?

MrJameGumb OP ,
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No. Your back still hurts but you’re just really strong now. You can lift a whole car while you’re lying flat on the ground though!

conciselyverbose ,

My back pain is usually my hamstrings tensing and wrenching the fuck out of everything higher. More power might make that worse.

Track_Shovel ,

My SI joints and TFL - part of quad that attaches to my hip) are brutal.

Too much shitty walking in heavy boots. I find activity actually helps, now that I’m mostly recovered after a pile of massage and physio. If I stay still (sit at my desk for a week).though I start to seize up

mojofrododojo , to cat in Meet Anya, my beautiful ragdoll kitty

the floof is strong with this one

Angry_Autist , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

What the fuck even is ‘liberal corporate culture’?

Corporate culture everywhere is 100% regressive hierarchies.

Etterra ,

It’s a marketing term that appeals to a subset of the American customer demographic.

Angry_Autist ,

Marketing is psychological witchcraft posing as hard science

hesusingthespiritbomb , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

I always assumed conservatives would be into those safety razors with ten cent blades.

Fogle ,

That would be fiscally conservative when what they really want is to ban gay people and immigrants

CptEnder , to greentext in Anon takes the ball-pill

Can… can vinegar rot???

HEXN3T ,
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I don’t want to know.

Simulation6 ,

It is produced from rot, sort of.

nowitsabby , to lemmyshitpost in E.S.C. APE
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Gross

Hackworth OP , (edited )

Thanks, yer gonna love the movie.

skittle07crusher , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.

You applied to work at AT&T.

WTF.

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