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gedaliyah , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.
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It seems like there are enough of these people that a unscrupulous lawyer could really fill the niche and make a lot of money. “Yes, just sign over power of attorney to me and I can represent your strawman to sever that from your court appearance.”

EleventhHour , (edited )
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

thats a quick way to get disbarred

Tar_alcaran ,

If you have no ethics, and enough money, getting disbarred is kinda like retirement, right?

AA5B ,

Then it’s time to campaign for judge - separate that pesky straw man “bat” stuff from the Soviet entity providing legal assistance for a fee

Blue_Morpho ,

If they had any money, they wouldn’t be playing sovcit games.

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

There’s an interesting take… maybe sovcits are not really wrong-headed fundamentalist morons. Maybe they are just desperate enough that it makes as much sense as the alternative. In this economy, can any of us really afford not to try sovcit life?

/s (I think)

Schmuppes ,

How much does, say, registering and getting license plates for a 2001 Impala cost over there per year?

AA5B ,

This is probably one of those situations where he thought he got away with something, and $100 is $100. However two years later after the fines and jail time, it’s probably an overwhelming amount, he has no choice but to double down on stupidity.

But to give a more serious answer, it highly depends on locality, and I didn’t see that.

Where I live, a simple registration renewal is $60. However you need to pay any back fees and you may need to pay fees for new plates. But you also need to get caught up on paying excise taxes to your town and get clearance from them to proceed. And you also need to get caught up on all traffic fines from all jurisdictions, and get from all of them a clearance to proceed. And you need to have current car insurance at least the minimum mandated by state and they need to update the registry. And you need a valid ID, such as a drivers license, which also has snowballing prerequisites. It can quickly become a real pain in the ass, and add up to a lot of money, even for an older car without much value. You know he’s been applying the same stupidity to all the prerequisites mandated by whereever he lives, and has made it as difficult as possible for himself

AA5B ,

I don’t know about the “/s”, this makes way more sense than it should.

In this case, weee only reading about driving without a license but most of these stories have them going looney tunes ofpver much bigger obstacles in life.

At the risk of being downvoted to hell: child support. Regardless of what mistakes you made to get there, child support can be very expensive. If you get behind, it can very quickly seem insurmountable. I look at some news stories about people being arrested for not paying it, but it seems like they always owe an insane amount that there’s just no way they can catch up with. Maybe you don’t have sympathy for these people, and that’s ok, but this is ordinary life where a huge cost can be imposed on someone who doesn’t think they owe it. I understand the amount is calculated based on actual income, so it ought to be bearable, but it’s also large enough it only takes a few months behind before it may seem like an impossible mountain. I can see people being desperate. I can see them willing to try anything, once they e dig themselves in too deep

YeetPics , to memes in Silver lining
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OP proceeds to begin their 12 hour compilation of yoko ono screeching into a hot mic

Ahh yes, good music indeed

voldage , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

Oh, trust me, it’s not a coincidence that ALL wolves decided to sit away from that uncouth beast.

eran_morad , to funny in How could this be?!

No way his hair is still pigmented like that.

ZombiFrancis ,

Shit just having it would be a win in my book.

apfelwoiSchoppen , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.
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I have no idea what they mean by strawman.

ElcaineVolta ,
@ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org avatar

neither do they!

neidu2 , (edited )

My understanding of this sovcit insanity is that the “strawman” is a legal entity that the government uses as their placeholder. The strawman is a US citizen and all that comes with it, but the actual person is not. They believe that the rules do not apply to them because it is only the strawman that is bound by laws and rules, and not their actual self.

A lot of this loonacy revolves around the belief that they are legally separated from their strawman, and use all sorts of forms, “rules”, and excuses to “prove” this.

Interesting video on the subject by Munecat: youtu.be/KcxZFmKrxR8

EDIT: No edits! It stays as it stands!

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
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Somebody who isn’t a sovcit had to give them the name Strawman for that definition right? It’s such a rhetorically perfect joke of a name.

pete_the_cat ,

lunacy 😉

English is weird, even if you’re a native speaker haha

neidu2 ,

I reject your English and substitute my own. I will force the language to make sense over time.

Rhynoplaz ,

Just say it’s a completely different word. Lunacy is caused by the moon. Loonacy is aquatic bird-related madness.

neidu2 ,

Could be either in this case

Zoot ,
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If you lived in MN you would know better then to ever get into a Loonacy.

stinerman ,
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apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks, the delusion is gobsmacking.

Ironfacebuster , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

Reinventing the onion let’s go

kryptonianCodeMonkey , to funny in How could this be?!

Left picture, newborn. Right picture, 95 year old.

“Is this cuz drugs?”

Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to get started.

Step 1: Be a wizard

Step 2: Don’t not be a wizard

henfredemars , (edited ) to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

Military grade stupid can’t admit he’s been had.

jordanlund ,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

But a friend on Facebook told him it was OK!

LuckingFurker , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

It has not been a problem other than they did not like it

That means it was a problem, how can they not see that?

AmidFuror ,

They don't like it because the sovcit is outsmarting them.

toofpic ,

I came to court, but who “I” is? (guy tapping head meme)

Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

Sounds like the Sovcit “made it criminal,” not the police

millifoo , to funny in How could this be?!

Dear Young Folk,

Physical aging happens ridiculously fast. Faster than you imagine. The years just tick away like minutes.

Mental aging goes much slower (barring dementia or other malidies, of course).

The crazy thing is that even once older (I’ll turn 60 this year) your view of yourself quite often feels like you’re still much younger.

I internally feel perpetually 30-35. Until I try to (say) run or sprint, or jump off something, then… oh my. I really am 60. Another example: my brain knows how to throw a fast ball (ingrained from when I was a teenager). If I actually try… uhh… no go. My arm revolts.

I’ve even asked my 83 year old mom how her internal self feels. She says the same - still feels like she did in her 30s on the inside. On the outside she has to intentionally walk very carefully so as not to fall and break something.

Moral of the story? Enjoy that young body while you have it. Seriously. It won’t last.

pete_the_cat ,

I’m 38 and right around 34-35 is when you start to notice it IMO. I have minor scoliosis in two places and I threw out my back getting out of bed one morning when I was like 34.

Aggravationstation ,

I’m 37 and about 6 months ago I woke up and my back and shoulder hurt like hell.

It got better when I moved around but it hurt a lot if I didn’t move my arm for a few minutes.

I tried median nerve flossing like in this video and it gradually got better www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQWy_M9Lso

penquin ,

43 here. Still feel strong thanks to the gym. I’ve been lifting since I was 17. Longest I’ve ever stopped was about 2 years. I still lift heavy and don’t have any of that “older folks” back pain, and “it’s really hard to get up in the morning” and all that. I’m thankful for that. It’s never too late (if you don’t have a condition that prevents you) to become a gym goer.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I’m 57 and I bike 25 or 50 miles four days out of every five, and I work out at the gym every day. I had stretches when I was a decade or two younger where I did nothing but eat and smoke pot and I weighed forty to fifty pounds more than I do now; during those stretches I felt like I was 80 and hurt all over all the time. Sometimes older folks have severe injuries that prevent them from doing anything physical and the decay just adds up, but for a lot of people being sedentary creates the illusion that aging is unstoppable. Of course it is unstoppable ultimately, but you can sure as fuck do a lot to slow it down.

penquin ,

Good for you and thank you for sharing. My dad always told me “I’d rather die walking”. Dude is right. He’s in his mid 70s and is still pulling like he’s 20 years younger. I want to be that guy. Not guaranteed of course, but it’s my goal.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I’d rather die running, but I recently had to quit because of arthritis in my knee. So I guess I’ll just have to die biking.

someguy3 ,

Just change it up, don’t always work out in the sagittal plane

pete_the_cat ,

Do yoga, that’s what I started doing after the back issue mentioned above and it has definitely helped.

eran_morad ,

It really hit me in my early 40s. When i noticed my hair thinning.

AngryCommieKender ,

I’m 43 and the thinning hair the only real indication so far. I stretch, and lift weights so that I can stay fit enough to surf, and I ride my Ebike everywhere that I can. As long as you stay active, you don’t really feel it till your 70s or 80s. Eat your veggies kids. You can’t outrun your diet.

TheBrideWoreCrimson ,

My hair-thinning had gotten really bad, plus a wealth of other health issues. It was only when I realized that I had been taking high-dosed tranquilizers every day, starting in the morning, that I could admit to myself that I had a stress problem. On top of my objectively ridiculous workload, I started interviewing, and it took a long, very painful year to find a new job that was better in every way. And wouldn’t you know, within a year, my hair grew back so thick that I could hardly run a comb through it even when it was short and wet. It took a few more years for most of my other, stress-related issues to abate, though.
And to counteract some of the negativity in this thread, some people positively don’t seem to age, especially those regularly working out. I’ve known men and women that looked exactly the same over 20, even 30 years.
TLDR: Work out for fun, and don’t ever get salaried.

wizardbeard ,

Salary is fine. Just don’t ever work more hours than they pay you for. Lack of manpower is your manager’s problem, not your golden opportunity to subsidize the company payroll budget at the cost of your health and sanity.

datavoid ,

I have had constant physical pain since my 20s, and had to to accept being bald before I turned 30.

Speed running life, basically.

leisesprecher ,

I’m only in my 30s, but it was quite a wake up call, when I noticed my body simply started “failing” in small ways. Knee injury wasn’t just a week of “taking it slow”, but months, and it’s still not really good. If you go to the doctor, you’ll suddenly get diagnoses like “yeah, that’s how it’ll stay now”.

The really disturbing thing though is seeing your friends age. That dude who got all the girls in school now has more trenches on his face than Verdun, the super good looking girl now is a woman and becomes a pudgier each year, hair gets gray, skin gets loose. You don’t notice that on yourself so much.

And on a social note: the world is shrinking. Those kitchen parties with 30 people you barely know, but met a bunch of new friends are gone. Most of the people you knew in school or university are gone. You try to keep in touch, but that’s hard after years of separation. Those who are still close have barely any time left and just hanging out for no reason this evening is no more.

Having a full time job, family and friends simply doesn’t work. And that sucks.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Are you saying I should try to make the most of Uni life? (Or potentially get myself one if I’m locked at home)

blind3rdeye ,

You don’t really have to do anything special to make the most of life. Different people like different things; and whatever you choose to do is likely to be valuable to you. Just be mindful that that you don’t sleep-walk through it all. Make the most of it by being conscious of it.

jballs ,
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I was trying to explain this to my kids - about the mental aging part. Mentally, I don’t feel any different than I did 25 years ago. I don’t even know what mentally aging would feel like, other than dementia or something like you mentioned.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

What are the best ways to enjoy it would you say?

can ,

Make lots of sweet love

SubArcticTundra , (edited )
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Ah, just what I was expecting

Dkarma ,

Tons of sex

atomicorange ,

The older you get, the harder it becomes to find time with your friends. Go out and do active things with them, go camping, spend all night driving around or playing pool and talking about life. That stuff will fade way before your physical fitness.

Xanis ,

I was blessed with a strong body. Even as I age my reflexes are still there. My whole body coordination still exists. I am still strong, physically adaptable, and can lose weight easily. Any physical activity is not yet out of reach I’ve found. However…

My metabolism has slowed.

Injuries heal slower.

I have some pains I didn’t have before.

I do get tired more easily.

It catches us all in different ways. I’ve been luckier than most in some aspects, feel it I still do and it’ll only get worse.

VelvetStorm ,

I’m 38 and I often forget that I’m not in my early 20s.

NormalPerson ,

My knees won’t let me forget.

Donebrach ,
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not to shit on you or anything, but I think this is also probably a result of modern sedentary lifestyle. (I am currently in my mid thirties and feel physically broken). just a PSA to everyone—continue to just do physical activity so you can physically perform activities.

Obi ,
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Mid-thirties here, 6 months ago I started taking my diet seriously and 3 months ago I started with regular exercise and weight lifting. I’ve lost over 30kg, back to a healthy weight, and starting to see muscle definition. More importantly than the visual changes, I feel a lot better, better than I did at pretty much any age. I wish I started sooner with this but I’m confident if I keep it up it will have a major, major impact on my quality of life as I grow older.

samus12345 , to memes in Bacon tho
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t kill any animals, I leave that to others.

jerkface ,
@jerkface@lemmy.ca avatar

Putin-esque.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

If most people in the world are Putin-esque, making the term meaningless, then sure.

jerkface ,
@jerkface@lemmy.ca avatar

No. What is Putin-esque is churlishly claiming that your cruelty and violence are actually the consequences of other people’s decisions and actions. It’s chilling and everyone sees right through it, but neither you nor Putin really care about that, because neither of you are engaging in good faith.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Username checks out.

tobogganablaze ,

Specialisation of labour is literally the basis of our entire civilisation. Everybody does it for almost everything. Comparing that to Putin is definitely some next level stupid.

jerkface ,
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That’s obviously not my point. “Next level stupid” indeed.

tobogganablaze ,

No, reading your follow up comment made me realise you misunderstood (maybe intentionally, but I think not) the inital point in the first place.

jerkface ,
@jerkface@lemmy.ca avatar

I understand it. And I understand that it is bullshit. It is an attempt to emotionally distance oneself from the consequences of one’s own choices. If one chooses for an animal to be killed, one is responsible for its death, and playing little semantic games cannot change that fundamental reality. But these games do prevent one from fully processing an idea that threatens them. It’s how you brainwash yourself. Groom yourself to be able to commit cruelty and violence, and not feel bad about it.

To even engage in such sophistry is to confess one’s guilt.

tobogganablaze ,

Ok buddy.

jerkface ,
@jerkface@lemmy.ca avatar

You can have the last bark. I won’t reply anymore. Go ahead, take it. Buddy.

taiyang , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

My dad does this, and I made a few bucks thanks to WordPress. Really, more thanks to Elementor because you can make a pretty snazzy website for cheap and the layman has no it took 2 hours to put together with templates. Lol

EleventhHour , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to get started.
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Oh, sweet summer child…

jerkface ,
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Nobody cares about that show anymore.

EleventhHour ,
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What an appropriate username you have

jerkface ,
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We are the knights who say… NI! NI! NI!!!

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