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Oha , to mildlyinfuriating in I got this popup ad on my TV **while watching a DVD**

on my TV

good joke

Blue_Morpho , to funny in Why yes of cou-

So you say your Dracula died and came back to life? And you drink his blood during religious service in his honor?

HiddenLayer5 ,

Yes but it’s human blood that we anoint and gets spiritually converted to Dracula blood.

ceenote , to funny in Why yes of cou-

It’s a trap!

M137 ,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

Now that’s a meme I haven’t heard in a while, nice!

Cringe2793 , to internetfuneral in Go No Further

There’s nothing in this cave worth dying for

That’s precisely what someone would say if there’s stuff worth dying for in there.

derpgon ,

Nazi gold here I go dive!

rockSlayer , to aww in A boy and his hors- err... Dog

What is it about big dogs that make them think they’re lap dogs?

Talaraine ,
@Talaraine@kbin.social avatar

I think they remember doing it when they were puppies xD.

Of course I can fit. duh

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , (edited )
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

This is actually what it is.

People always let puppies on their lap and the dog doesn’t understand why they’re suddenly not allowed in the lap it’s always been allowed in.

In fact most training is best done as a pup because that’s when they learn the best

AeonFelis ,

Okay, but how is that related to the picture? That’s clearly a smol pup.

AnneBonny ,

I’m sure it has never occurred to them that there is any kind of dog that is not a lap dog.

dejected_warp_core ,

The couch is the only “dog bed” that’s a comfy size. The fact that it’s already occupied is just a minor inconvenience. Plus, dogs like to be close.

Dasnap , to lemmyshitpost in These body standards are out of hand
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

“My arms are too long.”

forrgott ,

“I don’t know why, bit the arms are always hard.”

MermaidsGarden ,
@MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world avatar

Then I have a problem with the jawwwwwwww

MyFairJulia ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

How many knees?

Krauerking ,

How many knees am I supposed to have?

qooqie , to lemmyshitpost in keep going lads!

It’s a fucking horror movie trying to run from something like that

RockAndGnome OP ,
@RockAndGnome@lemmy.world avatar

*Halloween music gets more intense

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

It Follows

Good movie.

GBU_28 ,

The snail is terrifying.

You get lots of wealth, but a magic snail is trying to find you. If it touches you, you die.

You cannot track or kill or permanently trap it, it is constant moving towards you.

Something like that

JoeBigelow ,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

Decoy snails too

funkless_eck ,

Snail takes a 1.3 days to crawl a mile, 280 miles a year. With a huge amount of wealth you can just move to the otherside of the country or ocean every 6 or 7 years.

GBU_28 ,

The snail is intelligent and understands transportation.

Still take the deal?

Rolder ,

Launch that sumbitch into space.

GBU_28 ,

He jumps out of the rocket, is now floating in orbit. Still aware of your location.

You now have a killer snail traveling at ~20000mph over your head.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

How? It’s a snail. It can’t actually do anything because its body is not suited for doing anything.

🤔 Perhaps it knows this, and the only way it can die and be free of its flesh prison is by touching you. In which case, that’s sad.

can ,

Can it buy a plane ticket though?

GBU_28 ,

It can crawl up into the plane

Khrux ,

It can just stay where it is for 7 years and then get you when you travel back, or at least to that part of the world.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t permanently trap it, so I can put it in a safe that opens after like 1000 years?

GBU_28 ,

It has magic slime, when trapped it starts melting through whatever material. You are not aware of how long this takes.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I can hire people to tell me when the safe has melted 🤔

GBU_28 ,

Yep. You have to trust them too.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

Sort of. It’s just “it is also as intelligent as you are, immortal, and does everything in its power to reach you. If it touches you, you die.”

Ironically, letting it out of your sight is the worst thing you can do. Because once you lose sight of it, you’ll think you’re safe… Until some random Tuesday night at 3AM, it crawls into your bed and kills you in your sleep. You don’t want to just turn tail and run. You want to keep an eye on it, so you know where it is at all times. Pay a friend (or even two friends) to collect it in a secure container like a fireproof (airtight) safe, and watch it while you sleep.

Next, you want to start working on a more secure container. After all, you’re in it for the long haul. You want something that won’t corrode over time, has no easy openings, and will be difficult for someone to (either accidentally or intentionally) crack open. Concrete is a decent choice for a core, just for its massive compressive strength. It won’t easily crush. But it WILL degrade over time, so you’ll need something else to protect it. Tungsten would be a good choice, but it’s expensive. So maybe keep the snail encased in concrete, (checking it every few days to ensure it’s still structurally sound) while you wait a few centuries for your wealth to grow. After all, you have time.

Once you have enough money, encase that shit in tungsten. You want this shit to be impermeable and permanent, so don’t skimp. At that point, you can probably let your guard down a little bit. Only check on it every year or two, at most. Maybe keep it in an empty room with quadruple motion sensor alarms, to detect if the snail manages to escape. After all, this is the future and I’m sure the tech exists (if the rest of the humans haven’t bombed themselves into oblivion yet.)

We could go farther, and assume humans are spacefaring at this point. Do you consider trying to launch it into the sun? Into a black hole? You could simply yeet it as far away from yourself as possible. But then you’re getting rid of the only thing that can actually kill you, which you may end up regretting eventually. After all, if you’re the only thing left after the heat death of the universe, you’ll probably be wishing you had kept that snail a little closer to home.

GBU_28 ,

I had heard it said that it can’t actually be destroyed, and if trapped would WOULD get out eventually. Like via its magic means, not the millennias of deterioration for the concrete to crumble

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

I don’t know; in a scenario like that, it might just be better to keep it in a tank made of bulletproof glass so you can keep it as a pet. It’s still just a goddamn snail. It can’t actually do anything to break anything.

Maybe yeet that bitch out into deep space if it’s that much of an issue. Not too far away; just between stars. You might not be able to track the snail, but you could track the ship it’s in, so you’d always know where to find it.

That way when you do want to die, you can just go retrieve it.

Or just like, freeze it. Liquid nitrogen is pretty cheap.

Jeanschyso ,

Enough wealth to send a snail to space?

GBU_28 ,

All you did is accelerate the snail to orbital speed. It’s gonna find a way to return to earth

Jeanschyso ,

The plan is to send it into the sun

GBU_28 ,

You just made a flaming hot Cheeto seeking vengeance

Notyou ,

youtu.be/9VDvgL58h_Y?si=HPxgbBOFF0Subzti

Something like this? I remember this one from a longtime ago. He just never stops coming after the victim.

praise_idleness , to memes in Standards shouldn't be behind a paywall

allows a space instead of a T

That’s a bug not a feature

TheyCallMeHacked ,

It’s really a skill issue if replacing T by [T ] in your regexp is hard

hyperhopper ,

This is the most junior developer comment I’ve seen in a while.

Nobody that’s competent thinks that’s shit is hard. That’s not the point.

The point is, it makes it easy to make mistakes. Somebody might see all of one type of strings, assume that’s the format, and forget to enclose the thing in quotes, causing mysterious bugs years later when a differently created date filters into the system. You might have a regex error, you might split incorrectly, you might make a query that works the wrong way and gives an incorrect aggregate, and none of that is due to lack of skill. It’s due to not knowing it’s the rfc standard, not the iso. It could be due to not even realizing the rfc allows for that or is different.

Software engineering in practice is not about making sure there is at least some way for people to use your library/standard/pattern. It’s about making sure the way to do it that’s most intuitive/obvious is also foolproof, easy, and efficient. Adding the space makes debugging harder and adds footguns which is exactly what good software engineers want to stay away from. Otherwise we’d all be writing in assembly. But since you aren’t, maybe you are the one with a skill issue. Either that or you really misunderstand this field.

CallumWells ,

allows, not requires. It basically means you can use space instead of T when showing it to end users and any technical person can just use T

praise_idleness ,

Development wise, It’d be better if it’s required not allowed. Best case scenario, it’s just another redundant if statement.

CallumWells ,

The amount of things allowed by ISO 8601 is even more than what’s allowed by RFC 3339, if you take the time to look at ijmacd.github.io/rfc3339-iso8601/

Sheeple , to lemmyshitpost in Angry bald man
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll never understand Tate fans

ExLisper ,

They are 13 and/or stupid. How about now?

sour ,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

am never understand entire tate category

AWittyUsername , to technology in Study finds that Chat GPT will cheat when given the opportunity and lie to cover it up later.

I’ve never had ChatGPT just say “actually I don’t know the answer” it just gives me confidently correct wrong information instead.

SasquatchBanana ,

The only times I’ve seen this is when it says their information is from like 2019 so they don’t know. But this is very fringe things.

CoggyMcFee , (edited )

That is, I guess, because it doesn’t actually know anything, even things it’s accurate about, so it has no way to determine if it knows the answer or not.

June ,

I’ve had it tell me that it cant find anything about a question. But it’s usually when I ask for sources, frame the question as ‘is there anything online’, or otherwise ask it to do some research. If I just ask it a naked question it’ll always give an answer.

EnderMB ,

Funny enough, that’s one of the reasons why big companies that heavily use AI didn’t initially invest heavily into LLM’s. They are known to hallucinate, and often hilariously badly, so it was hard for the likes of Google and co to put their rep behind something that’ll be very wrong.

As it turns out, people don’t care if your AI is racist, uses heavily amounts of PII, teaches you to make napalm, or gives you incorrect health advice for serious illnesses - if it can write a doc really well, then all is forgiven.

In many ways, it’s actually quite funny to project meaning and intent on AI, because it’s essentially a reflection of what it was trained on - our words. What’s not so funny is that the projection isn’t particularly nice…

unreasonabro ,

What’s not so funny is that you look at that reflection and see just the most unlikeable cunt you’ve ever laid eyes on, and like a turd falling from on high upon your dinner plate, now you’ve got to figure out what to do with this shit. (pro tip: blame capitalism)

reptar ,

Shit I’m sorry man. I’m sure you’re not that bad. It’ll pass.

Cannacheques ,

Welcome Ender

r3df0x ,

It’s a gun store employee.

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

I fucking love when my students bring “chat” in as their tutor and show me the logic they followed… Bro, ChatGPT knows the correct answer, but you asked a bad question and it gave you its best guess hidden as a factual statement.

To be fair, I spend a lot of time teaching my students how to use LLMs to get the best results while avoiding “leading the witness.”

merc ,

ChatGPT knows the correct answer

It doesn’t “know” the correct answer. It may have been trained on text which contains the answer, and you may be able to coax it into generating a version of that text. But, it will just as happily generate something that sounds somewhat like what it was trained on, with words that are almost as probable as the originals, but with completely different meanings.

canihasaccount ,

GPT-4 will. For example, I asked it the following:

What is the neighborhood stranger model of fluid mechanics?

It responded:

The “neighborhood stranger model” of fluid mechanics is not a recognized term or concept within the field of fluid mechanics, as of my last update in April 2023.

Now, obviously, this is a made-up term, but GPT-4 didn’t confidently give an incorrect answer. Other LLMs will. For example, Bard says,

The neighborhood stranger model of fluid mechanics is a simplified model that describes the behavior of fluids at a very small scale. In this model, fluid particles are represented as points, and their interactions are only considered with other particles that are within a certain “neighborhood” of them. This neighborhood is typically assumed to be a sphere or a cube, and the size of the neighborhood is determined by the length scale of the phenomena being studied.

butterflyattack ,

Interestingly, the answer from bard sounds like it could be true. I don’t know shit about fluid dynamics but it seems pretty plausible.

Socsa ,

Because it is describing a real numerical solver method which is reasonably well stated by that particular made up phrase. In a way, I can see how there is value to this, since in engineering and science there are often a lot of names for the same underlying model. It would be nice if it did both tbh - admit that it doesn’t recognize the specific language, while providing a real, adjacent terminology. Like, if I slightly misremember a technical term, it should be able to figure out what I actually meant by it.

Cannacheques ,

Yeah sounds like something that needs to be tested, could be total bullshit

randon31415 ,

Which is how most politicians get elected.

Cannacheques ,

Well that’s a surprise. Never used one so far as I know so I wouldn’t know much but from what I’ve seen, having done my research, it’s kinda helpful but not exactly the best tool for every job, I still prefer just manually going through things but hey I wouldn’t know much since perhaps I just haven’t come across using it in my line of work yet

nul , to lemmyshitpost in The truth some of y'all need to hear

I wish this was true. I forgot my wallet while buying dinner the other day and now I owe my newborn baby 20 bucks.

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Take advatage of their inability to form long-term memories and never pay it back.

valkyre09 ,
Paradachshund , to memes in Animals.

Sometimes the only reasonable response is no response at all.

SuckMyWang OP ,

Good point. Sometimes there’s a very neutral feeling that you don’t dislike but don’t like at the same time

wrath_of_grunge ,
@wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social avatar

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Nurse_Robot ,

Fire the laser Kif!

KairuByte ,
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If I don’t survive, tell my wife “Hello”

hahattpro , to lemmyshitpost in hypocrite.

If a fish die of plastic, you probably eat plastic while eating fish

BirdyBoogleBop ,

Don’t think there is any probably anymore. You are eating plastic no matter what.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Might as well leave the cheese singles wrapped 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kase ,

Wait, you guys have been unwrapping them?

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Then we die of plastic

Cold_Brew_Enema , to memes in Always wondered how they feel

They are professionals. It’s part of the job. It’d be like being a spouse to a stripper. You know what they are doing, so you should be ok with it.

Makeitstop , to risa in Give thanks to the healers.

Give Tom a break. He got forced into being the nurse because he took biochemistry classes before getting kicked out of the academy.

Plus, he’s juggling nursing duties with his full time job as the pilot. And his side gig as a commando team leader. While moonlighting as a spy. And despite all that he’s still finds the time to develop an encyclopedic knowledge of twentieth century earth. And let’s not forget that he also designed engines with a top speed of infinity. He’s the most competent man in Star Fleet. Not bad for a dropout and ex-con.

Pretty sure if you Tuvixed Paris and O’Brian, combining Paris’s competence with O’Brian’s work ethic, you’d get some sort of god.

ummthatguy OP ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
xusontha ,

Stop tempting fate

limelight79 ,

I’ve ranted about this before, but the lead pilot as a nurse is a bizarre management decision by Janeway. He has two critical jobs when shit hits the fan.

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