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Delusional , to memes in elon is a lame poser

leon musk is a cunt.

Lost_My_Mind , to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye, old friend.

No no no. Unacceptable. I say we send a manned mission up to Mars, and reunite the rover with the pet rock.

This is the most important thing of this or any other generation. This will be the Zoomers moon landing moment. Disney will somehow own the copyright to this moment in 200 years, and make a largely ficticious, but partially inspired animated film based on this mission.

This is the first I’m hearing of this.

partial_accumen ,
blaue_Fledermaus , to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye, old friend.
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Go go gadget anthropomorphization

kamenlady ,
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Henshin

Leavingoldhabits , to pics in Poolside with the dog

I love this! The dismissive arrogance is wonderful.

WhippetBowie OP ,

We drove for more than an hour. He was not there to pose for photos 🤣

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/10d8a2e3-70eb-4284-b71f-90ca60001847.jpeg

Leavingoldhabits ,

A really good boy, and that’s what matters, thanks for the BTS shot.

Snapz , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

Wow, and this was from a verified account, so it’s definitely real. Shit…

Oh well. Rest in piss and blood emeralds, you bloated fuck. Your kids hated you and nobody loved you (especially your dad that has sex and children with your sister).

eager_eagle , to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye, old friend.
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maybe the real friends are the mineral samples we collect along the way

lightnsfw , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

This was the first thing I saw in my post wake up doom scrolling. You made me think today was going to be a good day.

BeigeAgenda , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit submitted a bill of exchange, bank doesn't think so.
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The guy forgot to sign at 45° in red ink, rookie mistake.

metaStatic ,

*Purple ink

it's what the sov in sovcit means

nintendiator , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

Damn, I had my hopes on this one. Two misses in one month is a pretty bad record.

samus12345 , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?
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Poor Beaker just can’t catch a break.

jordanlund , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit submitted a bill of exchange, bank doesn't think so.
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Sounds like somebody doesn’t understand what an “international bill of exchange” is.

www.investopedia.com/terms/b/billofexchange.asp

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

A sovcit not understanding something? Why I never.

salvaria , to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye, old friend.
Senseless , to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye, old friend.
Tartas1995 , to lemmyshitpost in How dare he

Don’t know what idea I like more,

  1. He is doing the weirdest troll
  2. He is mistaken
  3. We are mistaken to think that he means Epstein and he is totally right and on the money. (Geoff made have a vacation love Affair with his wife or something)

I can’t choose

eezeebee , to lemmyshitpost in Speed
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dingus ,

I want to put this on my car

eezeebee ,
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It’s a real sticker. I want it too, but, knowing the drivers in my area they would take it literally.

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