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formergijoe ,

Rob Schneider is my pick for second cast member of Home Alone 2 to be convicted of a felony.

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  • Red tailed hawk noises intensify *

Alex Jones agrees to liquidate his assets to pay Sandy Hook families, in move that would end his ownership of Infowars (www.cnn.com)

Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones on Thursday moved to liquidate his personal assets, agreeing to demands from the families of Sandy Hook victims whom he owes more than $1.5 billion in damages over his lies about the 2012 school massacre....

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What?! He just had that one double vodka instead of an iced tea. He doesn’t drink anymore because then God doesn’t tell him what time it is as easily.

This Hacker Tool Extracts All the Data Collected by Windows’ New Recall AI (www.wired.com)

When Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella revealed the new Windows AI tool that can answer questions about your web browsing and laptop use, he said one of the “magical” things about it was that the data doesn’t leave your laptop; the Windows Recall system takes screenshots of your activity every five seconds and saves them on the...

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I saw someone on mastodon say something like, “don’t tell your IT department not to use recall to protect employee or customer data. Tell your legal department that all your recall data can be subpoenaed for discovery.”

formergijoe ,

Has your company been involved in some legally dubious activities and you typed up an email concerned about your legally dubious activities before you realize sending an email could be creating a paper trail so you delete the email to talk to someone in person?

formergijoe ,

Isn’t it 36? There were 2 E. Jean Carroll cases

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Future civilization will be adding glue to pizza once humanity rebounds

Andrew Tate loses appeal to relax judicial restrictions as he awaits human trafficking, rape trial (apnews.com)

BUCHAREST, Romania (AP) — Andrew Tate, the divisive social media influencer awaiting trial in Romania on charges of human trafficking and rape, lost an appeal Thursday to have the court relax geographical restrictions preventing him from traveling outside the eastern European country....

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If the Trump conviction is any indicator, the conviction will only bring more excuses from Tate’s fans.

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They ranked Raytheon as on Woke instead of EXTREMELY WOKE. Didn’t see any non-woke defense companies though ☹️☹️☹️

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It’s a Simpsons reference

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1 million customers are without power in Texas as Dallas and Houston get slammed with destructive storms | CNN (edition.cnn.com)

More than a million customers in Texas were without power Tuesday as powerful storms delivered another round of violent weather to the state still reeling from an almost unrelenting parade of destructive and deadly storms in recent weeks....

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But look at how close those trees are to the power line!

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formergijoe ,

Ok. I get where you’re coming from, but what’s with the bathtub?

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Defense: “Our client doesn’t know who that is.”

‘Total outrage’: White House condemns Israeli settlers’ attack on Gaza aid trucks (www.theguardian.com)

Video of the incident on Monday at Tarqumiya checkpoint, west of Hebron in the Israeli-occupied West Bank, showed settlers blocking the trucks and throwing boxes of much-needed supplies on the ground. Photographs from the scene showed piles of damaged aid packages and drifts of rice and flour across the road....

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Just that one shipment of bombs. Biden notified Congress he’s going to send $1 billion in arms.

formergijoe ,

I give them like a $5 bill, I feel good about myself…

Sounds like he’s paying for something.

formergijoe ,

I think we should ask the true covid shot expert what his opinion is.

formergijoe ,

Do we need to Pokemon Go to a pride parade?

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I hate this mainly due to the number of penises per button. The playstation buttons are actually numbered based on the number of lines associated with the symbol (circle = 1, cross = 2, etc). This flys directly into the face of that. The circle button needs to have 1 dick where the tip curves and touches the balls, and the triangle needs to have 3 dicks. 0/10

formergijoe ,

Every day is great at your Junes!

formergijoe ,

Well Pilate DID literally wash his hands of the whole thing. Plus blaming the Romans undermines the whole “If he did nothing wrong why didn’t he comply with law enforcement?” narrative.

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UNNOTICED ACCIDENT KILL NO WITNESSES

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The ancient Roman Furby

formergijoe ,

If he sued her for slander, I imagine the size would be revealed in discovery. Probably why he hasn’t sued her for slander.

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Surely the man chosen by God himself to save the country from the evil Satanist cabal doesn’t lie constantly. /s

New York prosecutors in Trump's hush money trial say former president continues to violate gag order (apnews.com)

Prosecutors said Thursday that Donald Trump again violated a gag order in his hush money trial, as the criminal case resumed on the same day that the U.S. Supreme Court weighed whether he should be immune from prosecution for actions taken during his time as president....

formergijoe ,

He only blabs on the one he owns now.

formergijoe ,

Use the Michael Jackson defense and go “it’s okay it’s just Jesus Juice”

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Literal footage of the last time he had a pat on the back:

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formergijoe ,

Of course there’s a natural course to change that. Trump becoming president so people can bribe him through Truth Social ad purchases.

formergijoe ,

Y’all got any of them lockout/tagouts?

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I’m confused. I thought Kanye liked Hitler.

Disney Board Foe Nelson Peltz Questions ‘Woke’ Marvel Films: ‘Why Do I Have to Have a Marvel [Movie] That’s All Women? Why Do I Need an All-Black Cast?’ (variety.com)

Nelson Peltz, the activist investor agitating to win two Disney board seats, criticized the company’s “woke” strategy — specifically questioning Marvel’s “Black Panther” and “The Marvels,” which featured Black and women leads, respectively....

formergijoe ,

They should do what the comics did when there were complaints about not enough white people in Black Panther. Just start having Black Panther beat up the KKK.

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Plus the bond got lowered to $175 million

Appeals Court Bails Trump Out of Having to Post Massive Fraud Bond (www.rollingstone.com)

Donald Trump was supposed to have to post a $464 million bond by Monday or else the state of New York could begin collecting on the massive civil fraud judgment leveled against him earlier this year. An appeals court bailed him out, blocking collection of the judgment and giving the former president 10 days to post a drastically...

formergijoe ,

He has to post the bond so they don’t start seizing his property during the appeal. It’s basically putting the fine plus interest in a separate account during the appeal to make sure you’re good for the money if you lose the appeal. Otherwise he could have gone on with the appeal, but could lose Trump Tower without the bond posted.

formergijoe ,

They should do what the comics did when they were told there needed to be more white people in Black Panther and just have him start beating up the KKK.

formergijoe ,

It’s not as bad as the first one. Some weapons and stratagems are more prone to it (looking at you airburst radius that always seems too big) but since there’s more of a height component you aren’t constantly getting shot by teammates. and because you aren’t confined to the same small area there’s less of a chance of stratagem strikes and hellbombs killing everyone.

There is a bit of a learning curve in terms of knowing the radius of certain stratagems and backblasts and arc range of some of the weapons, but once you get past that friendly fire incidents are much lower. That being said, if you run into someone else’s line of fire you are partially to blame as well.

Andrew Tate Was Arrested After Adin Ross Blabbed About His Escape Plans (www.rollingstone.com)

The influencer Andrew Tate and his brother, Tristan Tate, were arrested by Romanian authorities on Monday on U.K. charges based on a tip that they had planned to flee Romania — information that was revealed on a Kick livestream by their friend and fellow “alpha male” streamer, Adin Ross, Rolling Stone has confirmed....

formergijoe ,

He is both one of those pyramid scheme/get rich quick conference con men at your local hotel conference room and “alpha male” influencers through his “Hustler’s University.” So all his marks who bought into the myth that they too can be rich and horrible to women if they follow these steps all think he is being unjustly persecuted.

formergijoe ,

My guess is a mistranslation of “sexual assault” going from English to Romanian and back.

Judge blocks Texas AG's effort to obtain records from migrant shelter on US-Mexico border (apnews.com)

A Texas judge on Monday ruled in favor of a large migrant shelter on the U.S.-Mexico border that is seeking to shield records from Republican Attorney General Ken Paxton, who is seeking to shut down the facility over claims it encourages migrants to enter the country illegally....

formergijoe ,

Another case of Big Government Republicans in Texas trying to get into everyone’s business.

formergijoe ,

Well that’s because he hasn’t gotten the Bill Gates’ microchip vaccine grown in the same peach tree dishes as his burgers administered by Biden’s Gazpacho police and activated by the Jewish space lasers!

formergijoe ,

Finally Trump can use his campaign funds wholly on his legal defense instead of pesky campaigning.

formergijoe ,

Only if they kill billionaires with private jets.

formergijoe ,

Meanwhile, Helldivers 2’s armor is like 2 bucks, and you can find the currency in-game.

formergijoe ,

Look at this guy, paying $70 at a restaurant. How many are you buying for? 5?

formergijoe ,

How many school busses and football fields does that equate to?

formergijoe ,

He’s probably waiting for what is revealed in Weisselberg’s perjury plea from this case.

formergijoe ,

I found it even more immersive. What ghost wouldn’t want a monster energy fueled piss grenade thrown at them?

formergijoe ,

My friends have been getting back into Monster Hunter World recently, so I decided to pick it up as well. I stopped in High Rank when I first played it, and hit Master Rank over the weekend. I’m looking forward to smacking bigger monsters with bagpipes.

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