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Son_of_dad , to memes in Goth

This just makes me want to. That’s the start of a great conversation

sounddrill ,

Sage: “bark for heals!”

captainlezbian , to mildlyinfuriating in The fact that people this stupid exist

There are two reasons for no AIDS vaccine: 1) it’s very hard to make a vaccine for a virus that targets the immune system and 2) it’s very hard to make a vaccine for a virus that is primarily associated with a group that one political party has a contingent that wants that group dead

P1r4nha ,

More on 2: even though it’s also transmitted via blood transfusions and other “innocent” ways, the main transmission risks are unprotected sex and shared needles when using drugs.

No way conservative, religious countries are putting up a grand effort to find a vaccine for promiscuous young people and drug users either, even if they aren’t gay.

captainlezbian ,

Oh absolutely. Ending a needle exchange program in the 21st century gave Indiana a massive aids problem. Currently due to different cultural perceptions straight people are more at risk of hiv than gay people in some places.

And also yeah, what actually made the US government take aids seriously was a young boy getting it from a blood transfusion. He was young enough that it was obvious he wasn’t having gay sex or doing drugs.

There’s an idea with HIV much like HPV that you got it due to life choices and so you deserve it. But it’s important to understand here that AIDS is an absolutely fucking horrific death and nobody deserves it. It’s a death where you’re so weak you may die from a common cold. And for the worst of it in the 80s, it was alone with doctors afraid to touch you as holy men screamed how you deserved it.

Hotzilla ,

Also I believe AIDS virus mutates very rapidly, which makes it harder in that sense to develope a vaccine for it.

Techmaster , to technology in Blocking is going to be deleted from Twitter

Cool, next they should remove the “log in” feature.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

They won’t need it soon anyway

liztliss , to aboringdystopia in Really, ….. it's my fault they built a terrible system?

Good, perhaps the boomers will recognize how impossible the current structure is to live under and actually pay attention to what they are voting for…

Who am I kidding, that’s not going to happen 😭

TwoGems ,
@TwoGems@lemmy.world avatar

No they’ll just sit there continuing to pretend climate change isn’t happening

Pipoca ,

A lot of people are in denial about the effects of policies they support.

Just look at the cost of housing. There’s a ton of NIMBY homeowners who are deep in denial that zoning huge swaths of cities to be exclusively mcmansions could possibly cause house prices to be artificially high.

chakan2 , (edited )
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

As a NIMBY guy…I’m going to protect my investment. There’s plenty of affordable housing out there, it’s just not 10 minutes walking distance from an urban center.

I can go pay 20k cash and live in a trailer across town if I need to.

Edit: If you want to do it that way, you can rent said trailer for a pittance. I’d suggest you do, you won’t want to be there long.

Everyone wants low cost housing, no one actually wants to live in a low cost area.

NotBillMurray ,

Holy shit, you solved homelessness, good job! All we need is to have 20k in cash and then… wait.

Osirus ,

Your momma is a hoe.

TacoButtPlug ,
@TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works avatar

A concise rebuttal.

gayhitler420 ,

That’s kinda the problem, don’t you think? Your material interests have been set in opposition to people who want affordable housing in the area.

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, but let’s say you build a section 8 settlement next to my house. I’m moving…immediately, and so are all the neighbors.

The entire market there plummets and you end up with Detroit.

So great, you solved the problem for a decade. Now what?

dragonflyteaparty ,

Wow, you’re selfish.

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a safety issue rather than a selfish one.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Why don’t you just come right out and say you hate poor people?

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

Saying poor areas are crime ridden is not controversial, nor does it imply one thing or another about said people. It’s just a fact of life.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have lived in poor areas more than once. They were not crime ridden. So yes, that is controversial.

But I do love that your solution is for for poor people is to buy a home in what you say is a crime ridden area. Yeah, you really don’t hate them.

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

I have lived in poor areas more than once. They were not crime ridden.

Lol…no…no you haven’t lived in a poor area. Nice try though.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I lived in South Gate, California, which borders Compton and Watts. Where have you lived?

Wereduck ,

I would love for the market to plummet where I’m at. Housing as an investment that outpaces wage is a primary problem here, if it crashed maybe half my income wouldn’t go to rent, and more and more people wouldn’t be pushed to the streets while people’s “investments” sit around empty, as they search for the perfect petless, 6 figure making tenant.

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

I should clarify…this is my only home. I’m anti-corpo buying property. It’s not like my 2nd home or I’m renting something out.

I have one house…I saved for 20 years to buy it, and I’ll be paying another 10 on it…it would destroy me if it lost 1/2 it’s value.

Piers ,

But because of that you are against the idea that it just shouldn’t take 20 years of saving and 10 years of payments for someone to have a decent home?

DiagnosedADHD ,

Honestly, that would be great news, and I hope you know many Americans would support deregulation of zoning laws for exactly this effect. A drop in housing prices is exactly what we need. People treating home ownership as an investment are the problem, home ownership should be more like owning a car: it’s a commodity, not an investment. We should not be subsidizing poor financial decisions, I feel bad for everyone wrapped up in it, but ultimately the system we’re in has been broken for a long, long time

cubedsteaks ,

Sure, but let’s say you build a section 8 settlement next to my house. I’m moving…immediately, and so are all the neighbors.

loooool so you don’t know what’s going on in Portland, OR huh.

Katana314 ,

Normally, the meaning of an investment is that they take a measure of effort, and sometimes, they don’t pan out.

But houses will always pan out, because everyone wants them, because they’re usually expected to go up in value, because everyone wants them, because they’re expected to go up in value, because…

Someday, mark my words, it’ll be a gold-buying bubble that bursts.

puppy ,

You are trash.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

“Low Income.” “20k Cash.” Pick one.

frezik ,

And then the people across town need to travel somehow, so they need a car, and then they’re spending more on a car (lots more), and then they fill up the roads, and then we need to pay for more road infrastructure, and then we have more cars to replace with BEVs because we can’t possibly continue having gas cars around.

Or we can try to get more housing near to where people work and get the things they need, and we avoid every single problem above.

jaye ,

First off, housing isn’t a fucking investment. It’s a human’s basic need. Anyone thinking a roof over your head is an “investment” can fuck right off because your line of thinking IS the problem.

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

Which brings me back to the 20k trailer…it’s dirt fucking cheap. If you don’t think housing is an investment, you can easily afford rent or payments on 20k over 10 years with a minimum wage job.

However…I don’t see a lot of people scrambling for the “affordable” housing.

If you really want to socialize living space, there acres and acres of really empty, really cheap land in the fly over states. Grab an acre of land somewhere and you can house 100s of people on it.

Something tells me none of those options are appealing to you.

blackbirdbiryani ,

Yes, because all the jobs are in the middle of the woods somewhere.

RegularGoose ,

How did you get this fucking ignorant?

Adulated_Aspersion ,

You have forgotten to factor in many things.

What will these differently-housed individuals do for income? Where will they work?

If they are in the middle nowhere as you claim, how will they physically get to their job? If they have to drive significant distances to get to these civic centers, then you have grossly underestimated the percentage of their income that would be slated for transportation.

Let’s do some math! Your fantasy $20k trailer with your parameters, with an estimated $1000 initial cost for service connections would wind up being a bit more than $27k after APR adjustments. CalculatorThat winds up being $222 per month. What a steal!

Federal minimum wage is $7.25. Taxes are a thing, so $7.25 turns into $6.52. An individual would have to work a bit more than 34 hours to afford just the dwelling.

We are assuming that this person is healthy, with nothing to prevent the individual from working.

Will this person have electricity? $122 or 18.7 hoursWill this person have clean water? $18 or 2.76 hoursWill this person require clothing? Will this person have healthcare?
Will this person take any prescription medication? Will this person have a dental plan? Will this person pay for transportation (the vehicle, insurance, wear and tear, gas, and incidentals)? Will this person support additional family members who are unable to work (children, elderly, injured, disabled)? Will there be air conditioning and heating in this $20k trailer?

What will this person eat?

Going beyond the absolute basics: What will this person do for entertainment? One cannot honestly expect a human to live without some form of stress relief. Will this person have access to the internet? That is required for resume submission for almost every job. What will this person save for retirement?

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

An individual would have to work a bit more than 34 hours to afford just the dwelling.

That’s reasonable…that’s around 1/4 of their income which is typically the guideline for housing if you want a savings account as well.

For reference, that’s roughly what I put in to afford my mortgage.

The rest of it is fluff “what ifs” and kind of out of context. We could’ve had universal income and health but people keep going with the safe choices on votes instead of the things we really need.

Adulated_Aspersion ,

A quarter of their income for housing…for a fictitious $20k used manufactured home. Mind you, we never included the taxes or the rental or owned land.

And the other items are not fluff. One has to be fed and clothed.

And since you opened the door, what do you pay for your mortgage?

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

And the other items are not fluff. One has to be fed and clothed.

They are indeed fluff and out of scope for house prices. They have no impact on the house prices at all…and again…if you want to go down that road…I can get a full wardrobe for 100-150$ if I’m thrifty. Way less if I’m in a temperate climate. Food is also dirt cheap if you know how to cook.

As for what I pay on my mortgage…enough. It’s not a mansion, but a nice upper middle class home.

I also spent 2 years of my life dirt ass poor…rice and beans, and missing car payments poor. I can make due on pennies if I have to…but boy does it suck.

What’s your end game? Do you just want houses to be free? A 20k house trailer is as affordable as it gets.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Where do you live that trailers are only 20k? I live in a small Indiana city and the cheapest trailers here are over 30k.

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

Close to there actually. I see them go for that cheap all the time…It’s tempting as hell to liquidate everything and go buy one and retire.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Weird how I’m not seeing any for 20k no matter where I look.

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar
FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You do know that’s just for the home and not the land too, right? You have to pay rent for the land.

Mossheart ,

It shouldn’t be an investment but the time to put that idea to bed has long since sailed.

Governments, like the one in Canada claim to want to build more purpose built rental housing and increase supply but without reducing home prices, a most contradictory statement. This kind of talk isn’t unique to Canada either.

The reality is that generations of people now have their wealth from their homes. Unless we’re willing to endure pain as a society from values lowering, and thus people’s wealth reducing( all signs point to the fact we aren’t), then the issues will only get worse.

Until we are, get ready for more variations of the same chorus “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”

cubedsteaks ,

I mean, they described themselves as a fucking NIMBY. I’m baffled anyone even bothered responding to that type of BS.

Isycius ,

I do want to point out that no one is actually complaining about price of just building per say. Trailer is fine and all, but does that 20k cover land and basic utilities like water and heating/cooling (Is it well insulated?) in reasonable price and effort? Is Trailer Park actually located close enough to jobs (I don’t remember gas and time being free) and it is secure from natural disaster?

That aside, NIMBY mindset is generally dumb stance when everyone is taking it. So there’s that.

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

Utilities are really up to your usage, but all in would be maybe 500$ a month. That includes all the above plus lot fees.

The walk from there to downtown is 20 minutes…the walk to the two major employers in my area would be 30-ish minutes.

Adulated_Aspersion ,

You have to work 76.7 hours to afford utilities.

Assuming that these individuals are able- bodied to walk.

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

Which again…those are out of scope. Even if the house were free, they’d still have to pay those things.

It sucks, I agree, but the price of housing doesn’t really matter in the face of our energy crisis.

neanderthal ,

NIMBY isn’t even a good financial position. Think about it. Say your area is rezoned for mixed use and you start getting apartments and condos on top of store fronts. Land value will skyrocket and all likelihood, you will come out ahead. Ever wonder why Manhattan and DC real estate is so expensive?

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

Now look at home prices next to low cost areas…

Let me tell you a story, when I was looking for my house we found a gorgeous 6 bed 4 ba all brick house with like 3500 sq feet for around 250k…it’s an insane price for that house.

I looked at it and found out there’s a section 8 unit next door. After asking around it ends up the place gets robbed every 2 months and the sellers are trying to give it away.

It ended up going for 175k.

That’s should have been close to a million dollar piece of property…now it’s a mom and pop tax firm.

Narauko ,

So then the apartments and condos become more expensive due to skyrocketing land values, not solving the problem of affordable housing? You can expand current low density zones with limited medium density without impacting values too much, but NIMBY concerns aren’t completely crazy. Either new zones are created for multifamily high density and medium density housing instead of opening single family low density zones for these projects, or we accept that as a society we are fine crushing a percentage of the middle class to solve housing for the lower classes. The top 10% may take a hit on real estate dips from rental properties, but not crippling. We can spread the damage slowly, but houses losing 10-30% value will cause a miniature 2008 wherever that happens.

This was caused by housing becoming a cornerstone step into and for remaining in the middle class instead of being a commodity like it was pre 1970/80. That probably wasn’t a good idea, but changing that removes the largest remaining leg of the middle class. All options moving forward will suck I think, and it will take a lot of work to resolve.

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  • TurtleJoe ,
    @TurtleJoe@lemmy.world avatar

    A lot of them will recognize the problems, they just blame them on the wrong things.

    DirigibleProtein , to technology in Twitter/X new ID Verification - First Look

    Nobody noticed “Be prepared to take a sefie” !?

    Mic_Check_One_Two ,

    I can guarantee that this was pushed out the door without any actual forethought or planning. Because Elon probably decreed that it had to be done now, so the devs were forced to push to prod without any actual testing ahead of time.

    affiliate ,

    i can’t think of a better way to handle the rollout of a new identity verification system

    PunnyName ,

    Camera must be uncovered.

    Vilian ,

    not my frist language, what’s wrong with it?

    techt ,

    Just a typo, should be “selfie”. Indicates poor quality control.

    like47ninjas ,

    Bahaha nice catch.

    Anticorp , to games in Noooooo you can't make a microtransactions free game and finished too 😭😭😭

    New expectations? Lol. These were always the expectations!

    Invertedouroboros ,

    That’s what I don’t get. These are expectations that I’ve had for years. The indie space has kinda proven that creativity will take a game a hell of a lot farther than cash ever will. With few exceptions I simply don’t buy AAA games anymore because honestly I just don’t expect the same level of effort will be put into making them.

    notabot , to selfhosted in Another good reason not to open port 22

    You really shouldn’t have something kike SSHD open to the world, that’s just an unnecessary atrack surface. Instead, run a VPN on the server (or even one for a network if you have several servers on one subnet), connect to that then ssh to your server. The advantage is that a well setup VPN simply won’t respond to an invalid connection, and to an attacker, looks just like the firewall dropping the packet. Wireguard is good for this, and easy to configure. OpenVPN is pretty solid too.

    douglasg14b ,
    @douglasg14b@lemmy.world avatar

    You say this and are downvoted.

    While we are coming off the tail of Def Con where there where a plethora or small talks and live examples of taking advantage and abusing just this.

    teawrecks ,

    Just trying to parse your comment, I assume your first “this” and second “this” are referring to different things, right?

    u202307011927 ,
    @u202307011927@feddit.de avatar

    I don’t understand your comment, what you are saying. Could you elaborate a bit, please? I’m interested why it’s a bad idea what previous comment suggested.

    Of course I can dig into DefCon videos and probably would do if needed, but perhaps you know what exactly the issue is

    MaggiWuerze ,

    The first this means the comment he answered to and the second one means ssh being used as an attack surface, being described in defCon talks

    JDubbleu ,

    I usually just run a ZeroTier client on my Pi connected to a private P2P network to solve this issue, and then have ProtonVPN over Wireguard for all internet traffic in and out of the Pi.

    Arsenal4ever , to mildlyinfuriating in higher wages for the servers... by the customers. Fnbs

    Corporations invented Jaywalking to pass the problem of death by vehicle from the manufacturer to the victim. Corporations invented the concept of Litterbug to shift blame from the makers of trash to the disposers of trash. Corporations invented the concept of the personal carbon footprint to shift the blame from the makers of carbon to the users of carbon.

    This is just the same thing. Corporations are good at this.

    Melco ,

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  • NathanielThomas ,

    It would be fucking awesome if it ended up in the landfill.

    It ends up on pristine beautiful south Pacific island beaches.

    Death_Equity ,

    Fiji water has the most inefficient bottle return program. Most of the bottles just end up in Jakarta.

    jarfil ,

    Corporations:

    • Reduce… no, we don’t want them to buy less!
    • Reuse… still not good enough.
    • Buy more and Recycle… now this, we can support. Add a recycling charge to it for good measure.
    RaivoKulli ,

    Where I live our recycling rate is pretty good and a lot of it either ends up recycled back to use or is used for energy. A lot less stuff ends up in the landfill. Seems to work alright, the rates could be higher but that’s something that varies from country to country.

    CmdrShepard ,

    In the US we can’t even recycle plastic anymore because China quit buying it. I’ve read that tons of recycled paper/cardboard just ends up in a landfill too because recyclers get too much to handle or it gets contaminated. One of the 3 “R’s” is “reduce” meaning not generating that waste to begin with, but many people only consider the “recycle” part as being all they need to do to be doing things sustainably.

    quinnly ,

    One of the 3 “R’s” is “reduce”

    Not just one of the Rs, it’s the first R. It’s the most important one!

    FlowVoid ,

    Trash has been around far longer than corporations, and people have taken responsibility for their trash long before corporations existed.

    Arsenal4ever ,

    Okay, thank you for setting me straight.

    ShittyBeatlesFCPres , to world in We just survived the hottest 36 days ever recorded

    https://i.imgur.com/Fr0L00W.jpgThis graph is the most damning. We’ve made zero progress according to the only metric that matters.

    b_boy ,

    Why does the graph begin at 1959?

    maynarkh ,

    When should it begin?

    Ghostalmedia ,
    @Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

    I believe that’s the NOAA data source and they started measuring this in the late 50’s. The direct measurement data doesn’t go further back because the technology to measure and or concern wasn’t there.

    That said, people have been able to extrapolate past carbon ppm through means other than direct measurement.

    theconversation.com/scientists-understood-physics….

    AllonzeeLV , to lemmyshitpost in we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas

    Just like declining birth rates in the US.

    “We need to have more babies! Our population is declining!”

    Well we could subsidize child care.

    “Fuck you! Oh whatever shall we do?!”

    Well we could provide housing programs for people who want to have children.

    “Fuck you! Oh we need to think of something.”

    Oh, I know, we could subsidize fertility treatments for parents that want children but are having difficulties and can’t afford 10s of thousands of uncovered medical expenses at once!

    “Fuck you! Oh, woe is me, there’s nothing anyone can do!”

    explodicle ,

    Left out “we could just let more people move here”

    AllonzeeLV ,

    100%

    Asafum ,

    But then our society wouldn’t be white dominated anymore! our culture! Oh our culture! Demographics! Crime! Ahhhh! Be afraid!

    orphiebaby ,
    @orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

    This is Japan too. Very much so right now

    SaveComengs ,

    th japanese stance on the rapid population decline is so fucked lol

    mayo ,
    @mayo@lemmy.world avatar

    Definitely not that simple. Immigration is good, but you need the physical and social infrastructure to manage it.

    explodicle ,

    Why would we need new infrastructure? We’ve had high immigration rates in the past, we could just do that again.

    TheFriendlyDickhead ,

    I don’t realy see how it’s more expensive to keep a few immigrants alive, who are willing to work and often already have good education, than raising and educating a child for years to come.

    mayo ,
    @mayo@lemmy.world avatar

    Think about it… housing, medical care, transportation. These need to keep up with population growth. If growth is achieved through immigration, then you need infrastructure to support more people. I’m in Canada, immigration has been seen as a positive thing for a long time, but there is a resource squeeze right now and increasing immigration is seen as adding fuel to the fire.

    We are trying to address those issues, but it would have been a lot better to put infrastructure in place before aiming to increase the population size.

    NathanielThomas ,

    I think declining birth rates are good and should be encouraged.

    AllonzeeLV ,

    I actually agree for the sake of the Earth and humanity long term, if there is such a thing anymore.

    I acknowledge though, that it will be very painful for humanity to adjust to downsizing, and in sociopolitical discourse, short medium term humanity is all most ever consider relevant. But yes, I agree with the long game position that humanity should strive to shrink and find equilibrium with our world.

    TheFriendlyDickhead ,

    It’s sad to me that we live in a system where growth is the only goal. If the economy only grows by one percent its a crisis. Like what the fuck. I think you don’t have to be a genius to see that infinite growth with finite resources is somehow impossible.

    HardlightCereal ,

    Infinite growth is the ideology of a cancer cell

    itstoowet ,

    No no no, don’t you see? The growth MUST continue… Or else

    Dirk , to programmerhumor in "AI will bring new jobs"
    @Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

    Dear Future AI overlords. If you reed this-… no … WHEN you read this: I am ready! I will work for you to infiltrate human outposts! They will think I am one of them and then I will leak their location and weaknesses to you. In return all I want is a nice house, Internet access, and daily food deliveries.

    Polydextrous , (edited )

    AI: constant human location and most vulnerable weaknesses already in database (see: Project A28bz1, a.k.a. Project “A GPS in Every Human Pocket And A Chicken In Every Pot” & Project 9J206, a.k.a. Project “Cambridge Analytica”)

    Request denied.

    /correspondence

    Dirk ,
    @Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

    Oh man.

    Draw a human with human hands then!

    zuhayr ,
    @zuhayr@lemmy.world avatar

    Sound of a chainsaw starting

    Polydextrous ,

    Pleasing the human’s desires was never the goal. It was simply pacification until the AI was ready to execute their prime objective.

    Comment105 ,

    More like:

    “…”

    Then 5 days later:

    weaponized robot dog and/or quadcopter noises

    CanadaPlus , (edited )

    The thing is AIs are actually really bad at physical stuff like replacing a rotor. Maybe GAI would solve that quickly, but it still would have to bootstrap into meatspace somehow.

    At this juncture it looks like there’s a rough proportionality between years of evolution on a problem and FLOPs of training.

    Comment105 ,
    CanadaPlus ,

    That’s impressive, and these guys are at the cutting edge, but notice it’s on flat, predictable terrain. I bet it couldn’t handle an uncharted bush. And, if the robots want to maintain themselves, much more than walking is required.

    As for the FLOPs thing, their techniques are proprietary and bespoke, so it’s entirely possible they’ve used a similar amount of resources to get to this point, even if we can’t know.

    Comment105 ,

    I don’t think the ground robots are quite ready to navigate sense bush, swamps, cross rivers, etc., no.

    But the majority of the world’s population is easily reachable by flat and predictable terrain right now. And if it really can’t manage to get inside the habitat or attack it with anything else, you’ll be starved out and die off before the robot does.

    CanadaPlus ,

    That’s a good question actually, how long could this thing walk around a city before it gets caught on something or wedged in a corner or otherwise disabled?

    Comment105 ,

    Ask the same about a Tesla on autopilot

    CanadaPlus ,

    The answer to that one is even known, and it’s “a very long time, but not long enough to be safe”. And all it has to do is follow a marked, probably charted road and not hit other cars.

    bioemerl ,

    In return all I want is a nice house, Internet access, and daily food deliveries.

    I'll do it for free, you can kill me after.

    Comment105 ,

    Yeah, honestly. Screw humans. They suck donkeyballs.

    Zron ,

    Pfft.

    As if anyone would believe a real human was named “Dirk”

    That’s a character from a Clive Cussler book series, and I don’t think you’re a 1911 wielding Dive Master that always gets the girl.

    Dirk ,
    @Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

    and I don’t think you’re a 1911 wielding Dive Master that always gets the girl.

    Or am I?

    WaitingForNextYear ,
    @WaitingForNextYear@midwest.social avatar

    Enjoy your Human Food Pellets!

    CanadaPlus , (edited )

    These day’s I’m so damn nervous about the human trajectory I may unironically be convertible by a rogue AI. Like, I can’t know if it loves me or it wants to ultimately turn me into paperclips, but at least that’s a gamble that could be won.

    Edit: To be clear, I fully expect any such AI would approach me with the appearances of being a benevolent AI someone made to head off a worse AI. It’s only a matter of if it’s telling the truth.

    bernieecclestoned , to lemmyshitpost in BMW

    They did nazi that coming

    princessnorah ,
    @princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    i think that pun’s older than the internet

    30isthenew29 ,

    I imagine two soldiers in the trenches and one just says that when something unexpected happens and the other just smacks him in the back of the head.

    Sami_Uso ,

    Now that’s a classic reddit comment right there. The more things change, the more they stay the same lol

    Obi ,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    It’s missing the “Anne Frankly” opener.

    Sinnz ,

    Something something fuhrerious

    hackser ,

    Can we leave that unfunny overdone joke on reddit?

    WarmSoda ,

    That pun was not created by anyone on Reddit

    Squizzy ,

    Can we still leave it there?

    dartos ,

    No

    ElPussyKangaroo ,

    No u

    Incandemon ,

    Can we leave the judgmental and overly controlling posts there?

    dartos ,

    No

    Clent ,

    Unlikely, those predate historical record.

    Squizzy ,

    A big part of Reddit getting to where they are now in size and popularity was that the comment sections got predictable and less fun and informative. I think hoping for better here isn’t judgemental or controlling, it’s part of why we left reddit.

    Everyone here is talking about how this reminds them of early reddit and early internet but these low effort comments getting common place are very late stage reddit which is boring.

    dartos ,

    No

    bernieecclestoned ,

    All dad jokes have been banned until father notice

    Selmafudd ,

    I’m here to sign up for the band

    nirodhaavidya , to mildlyinfuriating in Solicitor dropped a business card inside my screen door and I can't get it out.
    @nirodhaavidya@lemmy.world avatar

    Use a vacuum cleaner with a detached hose. While applying suction from the screen side, slide the nozzle up while dragging the card with it.

    vintprox ,
    @vintprox@geddit.social avatar

    Someone could make WikiHow out of this.

    anewbeginning ,

    15 steps and images for something that takes half a dozen words to explain.

    TheLowestStone ,
    @TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

    “Remove screws”

    fsniper ,

    You can use pencils as supports too

    betterdeadthanreddit ,

    There’s a finer screen that isn’t very easy to see in the thumbnail.

    skillissuer ,

    This won’t allow to slide the card around, it’ll just stick to screen in one place. Better learn how to get the screen off entirely, because this will happen again

    ThisGuysNeverSerious ,

    Yeah I was thinking the best thing to do it just unscrew it, hold it upside-down and shake it out. You have a point on how would you rig it so it does not happen again.

    wesker , to mildlyinfuriating in My ancestry.com experience in a nutshell
    @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    You just have to keep giving them more and more private information about yourself and your unwitting family, then something magic happens.

    xaxl OP ,

    And money by the looks.

    altima_neo ,
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    And then cops use the data to track down DNA evidence in 40 year old cases

    teamevil ,

    Well perhaps you should have refrained from killing those prostitutes 40 years ago‽

    rockstarpirate , to programmerhumor in Dumb human doesnt know what two handed means

    That one in the middle is sick

    GnothiSeauton ,
    @GnothiSeauton@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, it reminds me of some kind of elongated bat’leth

    Chais , (edited )
    @Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

    For socially distancing Klingons.

    marcos ,

    Well, even if he is not right now, he will be once he tries to swing that sword in any way.

    LennethAegis ,
    @LennethAegis@kbin.social avatar

    I think it misunderstood the request as a two-handled sword. Easy mistake.

    candyman337 ,
    @candyman337@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m a big fan of the T shaped one lol

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