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user224 , to linuxmemes in Debian security amirite?
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Your Debian stable system is so ancient you got bigger vulnerabilities to worry about: Panik!

Also the problem was that Debian’s sshd linked to liblzma for some systemd feature to work. This mod was done by Debian team.

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Liblzma balls

UckyBon ,

But do it in private, don’t let my xz.

jnplch ,

The linked version in stable was not impacted.

TheGingerNut ,
@TheGingerNut@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Even if you’re using debian 12 bookworm and are fully up to date, you’re still running [5.4.1].

The only debian version actually shipping the vulnerable version of the package was sid, and being a canary for this kind of thing is what sid is for, which it’s users know perfectly well.

piefedderatedd ,

There was a comment on Mastodon or Lemmy saying that the bad actor had been working with the project for two years so earlier versions may have malicious code as well already.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

They did but the malware wasn’t fully implemented yet. They spent quite a while implementing it, I guess to try and make it less obvious.

mumblerfish ,

Distros like gentoo reverted to 5.4.2 for that reason. If debian stable is on 5.4.1 that should be ok.

jabjoe ,
@jabjoe@feddit.uk avatar

Needless to say all his work ever will already be being reviewed.

PlexSheep ,
@PlexSheep@feddit.de avatar

What do you mean bigger vulnerabilitirs to worry about in Debian stable?

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Mostly a joke about him calling it “ancient”, but there may be some unpatched vulnerabilities in older software. Though there could also be some new ones in newest versions.
Still, unless it’s Alpha/Beta/RC, it’s probably better to keep it up-to-date.

scroll_responsibly ,
@scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Debian patches security vulnerabilities in stable. They don’t change the version numbers or anything but they do fix security holes.

possiblylinux127 ,

Debian responds to security issues in stable within a fairly short window. They have a dedicated security team.

EdibleFriend , to memes in Windows vs Linux
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Okay you nerds definitely have a point on this one

Steve , to memes in In a multiverse....

The Game

Maven OP ,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

God damnit

revlayle ,

Whelp, we all lose eventually

Resonosity ,

Fuck

Makeshift ,

You sonovagun.

scorpionix , to programmer_humor in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@scorpionix@feddit.de avatar

Not engineer.

At least here in Germany, engineer is a protected profession. Other than that: All of the above.

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Interesting. In the US, all kinds of jobs are called engineers

omgitsaheadcrab ,

Yeah, same in the UK. Really annoyed me that the plumber, electrician… etc were all engineers. In Germany it’s as protected as calling yourself doctor, which ultimately affects how people view the profession and the salaries they command

masterspace ,

I mean, it’s a protected term in Canada too but it doesn’t necessarily lead to higher salaries.

My cousin who’s an electrician made about as much as I did as an electrical engineer, and I left electrical engineering to be a software developer because it paid more. Engineering paid more than being an electrical technician / designer, but not by a huge amount.

omgitsaheadcrab ,

I left aeronautical engineering to become a software “engineer” for similar reasons, salary and work culture. Actual engineering pays quite terribly in the UK, it’s a fair bit better in Germany or the US from what I hear.

brbposting ,

US much better than Germany I’ve heard!

emberwit ,

Software yes, actual no

Damage ,

Yeah it’s difficult for me to name my title in English 'cause the word doesn’t exist. I went to a technical high school, not university. (Not college!)

mumblerfish ,

It does not only dictate your professional life/status in Germany, being a doctor, your social as well. Someone I know got a postdoc in germany, no luck finding a place to live until they started asking their german collegues to call and saying “doctor so-and-so is looking for an appartment”. So, he gets one. The guy has a very long full name, so the nametag the landlord is gonna put on the postbox is way to long, but if you cut off the part where it says he is a doctor, it would fit. He insists to cut that part away, the landlord just refuses, says fuck your name and person basically, and cuts off part of his last name instead. Saying you are a doctor gets you first in fucking everything (maybe not lufthansa, then they just say ‘senators’ or something). Extremely class divided social society that.

brbposting ,

Damn I’m surprised to hear that!

FiniteBanjo ,

TBF some plumbers and electricians are qualified engineers, just not all.

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

There are a few dick engineers working on the corner. Dickvelopers? Cockologists?

prettybunnys ,

I believe job titles specifically are(were?) considered in exempt / non-exempt status for overtime.

Why Administrator is in a lot of titles also.

Gladaed ,

If you studied a technical science and do coding for that you may be allowed to be called ingenieur.

NotSteve_ ,

It is in Canada too but that doesn’t seem to stop companies from using the term

Kidplayer_666 ,

Here in portugal too. But there is a specific engineering field which is informatic engineering? Software engineer essentially

Jrockwar ,

Hmmm. But all the people around me working in software studied multiple years in an Engineering field. In my case, I studied a 5-year industrial engineering and two masters afterwards; I feel very comfortable wearing the “software engineer” or more accurately “robotics engineer” badge.

acockworkorange ,

During the 2008 recession, a lot of Uber drivers had engineering degrees. I guess we should start calling Uber drivers engineers too.

Jrockwar ,

No, that’s precisely the opposite of my point. If you drive an Uber, you’re an Uber driver. People are “CEO” or “Judge” despite nobody having a CEO or Judge degree. Your profession is what you do, not what you happened to study in your teens to get there.

acockworkorange ,

I understand your point now and I agree. Your colleagues that studied engineering became programmers. Why do people treat this as if that’s bad? It’s a beautiful profession.

Jrockwar ,

I don’t think it’s bad, in fact I wonder the same. These are my colleagues because it’s the same path I took - I now work developing self-driving cars (I slowly transitioned from aerospace to manufacturing automation to robotics) and it’s the most rewarding job I’ve ever had, and it feels very much like engineering. I don’t care if I’m not a “manufacturing engineer” anymore; I really like my job and I like my title to reflect somewhat accurately what I do, but that’s the extent I care about it.

explodicle ,

How come they don’t count? They’re figuring out how the machines should work, for money. That’s engineering, right? (I’m an American mechanical engineer)

floofloof ,

In Canada you have to be qualified and licensed to call yourself an engineer. There are people who can use the title “software engineer”, but it’s not the majority of people working in development.

astraeus ,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

They have to protect German engineering at all costs

rimjob_rainer ,

Softwareingenieur darf man sich nennen, wenn man ein mathematisch-naturwissenschaftliches Fach studiert hat, wo Informatik dazugehört. Somit ist Software Engineer oder Softwareingenieur die korrekte Berufsbezeichnung für alle mit einem Bachelor/Master oder höher in Informatik.

emberwit ,

Dann muss man schon auch als solcher tätig sein, sonst nicht.

nickwitha_k ,

Sparkling Technologist.

pwalker ,

That is not entirely true. It’s a bit more complicated. Yes it is protected since the 1970s but it’s more of an academic title. You needed to study something that is “mainly” of technological or scientific nature. Basically befire the Bologna reform every student in Tec. Unis/FHs did get the title Diplom-Ingenieur. So the engineer part was literally part of your degree. This of course also true in case you studied IT. So yes there are many who call themselves IT engineers also in Germany. However it’s more of a philosophical question how much software development is actually engineering or rather craftsmanship.

the_grass_trainer , to lemmyshitpost in oc based on a true story

Imagine growing up in a household that shit talked Republicans hardcore, and then 12 years after leaving home finding out that dad is a Trump supporter 😮‍💨

Mesophar ,

Brother, is that you?

the_grass_trainer ,

Godforbid you’re him, amirite?

Waldowal ,
@Waldowal@lemmy.world avatar

Did he hit his head? The lead kick in?

I’m only half joking. I had a neighbor who I used to describe as slightly conservative-leaning. He suffered a brain injury on the job and is now a full tilt QAnon MAGA goofball.

db2 ,

There are several studies that clearly show political conservatism is legit brain damage. It’s insidious too because their afraid of everything including admitting they have a problem so they never get help.

Quetzalcutlass ,

Are you talking about the one showing conservatives tend to have an underdeveloped sense of empathy, or are there other studies?

db2 ,

That’s part of it, also their brains have actual scar tissue and they have enlarged amygdalae so they’re in a constant state of fear.

cheesebag ,

Source

objectionist ,

related, but not the source we’re looking for www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3092984/

db2 ,
UnculturedSwine ,

Thank you for your efforts. TIL

cheesebag ,

Very interesting thanks!

the_grass_trainer ,

I wish i knew. Both of my parents became the kinds of people i was raised NOT to be.

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oof. That’s scary to think about. One hard knock on the head, and you’re a different person.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

How does that even happen?

the_grass_trainer ,

My guess is Dad was waiting for the right person to validate some very prejudice beliefs.

niktemadur ,

What you are saying is this:

Couldn’t hear the endless barrage of republican dog whistles. Too subtle for his mind to capture.
Heard the shrill, blunt whistle loud and clear.

Because everything this orange asshole is saying directly, is what most previous republicans have been implying for decades.

They’ve been incredibly successful when they’ve been subtle, too.
For example - calling the war on minorities “the war on drugs” and filling it with “refer madness” propaganda. They’ve gotten the taxpayer to foot the gigantic bill for decades now.

Social media broke peoples’ brains, that fucking algorithm is tuned to keep users anxious for unnaturally prolonged periods of time.
They were warned they were the product, not the customer. They didn’t listen, they were too busy paying attention to what the algorithm was throwing their way.

the_grass_trainer ,

This feels like you’ve hit the nail on the head!! I just can’t believe I didn’t see the signs growing up. 😮‍💨 But there’s nothing i could do anyway. So hopefully i am better off without him in my life (10 yrs so far).

Asafum ,

Too much fox news.

It happened to my dad too. He got hurt and was basically sitting in front of the TV all day being brainwashed to hate “the left.”

afraid_of_zombies ,

My parents were always a bit right but they still could function. Could have a normal conversation or do an activity with them. 2010 thanksgiving was the last time I saw them and fox killed whatever was left in them.

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

I knew a guy who was a philosophy major and his friend group was a bunch of atheist skeptics, so he knew all about logical fallacies and so on. He took a hard right turn into Pizzagate territory once Trump took office and now believes everything short of Flat Earth. (And maybe that, too. We haven’t talked in a loooooong time.)

The only way it makes sense to me is to think that if you have no moral compass, you’ll go whichever way the wind blows. Humans like to think that we’re rational, logical beings (even if nobody else is), but the truth is that we’re all driven by emotion. Strong values, such as a love of truth and hatred of bigotry, are what keep people from descending into this nonsense, not mere logic.

Sterile_Technique , to aboringdystopia in Parasitic wasps and caterpillars type of thing
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

My takeaway from this is that when I decide I’ve had my fill of life, I should end it in a way that’s -very- costly to whichever corp I’m most pissed off at when the time comes.

NaibofTabr ,

Mr. Dent, do you have any idea how much damage this bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?

Chee_Koala ,

We had to say goodbye to my father a couple years back, so it is now my mothers ‘job’ to cost the pension paying company as much as possible. It’s hard work, but it honest living.

redcalcium , to programmer_humor in Yup sums up all my project

Autoscaling for personal projects is just a tool to turn random DDOS into personal bankruptcy.

Kissaki ,
@Kissaki@programming.dev avatar

I scale by dropping requests

Blue_Morpho ,

I don’t understand how anyone uses a paid API for a personal project. I looked hard into MS, Google and Amazon a few years ago for a project and couldn’t find anywhere where you could hard block services to never ever go above the free tier.

Considering that I’ll build a project and forget about it for years, putting in my credit card into a cloud service was a guaranteed gigantic bill sometime in the future when things went wrong. (Over your life, something is guaranteed to go wrong.)

poke ,

Oracle cloud will stop things if it goes out of the free tier.

whereisk ,

Have you heard of virtual debit cards? You can’t charge what’s not there.

Also, at least AWS will in fact send you an email when you approach the end of free tour usage.

Having said all that, most devs can host the few hundred visits they might get over a month with a $200 home server and a free CloudFlare cache if they know what they’re doing.

Blue_Morpho ,

Have you heard of virtual debit cards?

I tried one and it didn’t work. Reading about it said they block those.

I don’t need an email. I need it to stop instantly. In the time it takes me to notice an email, I could have hundreds of dollars in charges.

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

All cloud providers will support budget notifications. That doesn’t do much good when you shoot past the budget in a short timespan. I set a Google cloud budget of $20/month and enabled a Tensorboard instance, which had no observable indication that it cost anything except the base cost of the VM, and got notified that I was $280 over budget the next day. Apparently there was an upfront $300/month/user fee for Tensorboard. (Several months later they changed the pricing model to $10 GiB/month with no user fee.)

lordnikon ,

to answer your question you can with budgets under cost explorer and running everything as a cloudformation template

histic , to programmer_humor in I need this....

Help! It didn’t change my code at all it’s just the same!

devilish666 OP ,

Congrats then…

InnerScientist ,

Can’t Improve Upon Perfection

mellowheat , to lemmyshitpost in English may be a hot mess but at least we don't have to worry about this nonsense

“Je voudrais un baguette” I once asked in a parisian boulangerie. I don’t think anyone has looked at me with the same level of disgust before as the older lady selling the breads.

“Voilà, une baguette.”, the “une” flying through me like an icicle.

Stamets ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

“Stupid fucking foreigner thinking my bread has a dick…”

brbposting ,
vaultdweller013 ,

Why does he look like someone just shoved a vacuum hose up his ass and turned on the vacuum.

volvoxvsmarla ,

I remember standing in line for crepes in Le Havre, I just had my first year of French in school and I was practicing how to order in my head, nervously repeating “un crepe avec sucre”, and killed myself over not remembering the gender of crepe. So it’s finally my turn in line and I order nervously (I am 13 years old) and they reply with “pancake with sugar, no problem” and I’m just like 😭

Somehow people not even giving you a chance to practice your language skills is awful

Deway ,

Damn French, une crêpe and a pancake are not the same thing!

AngryCommieKender ,

“Jay parlay France-says tray bee-en! Jaytude France-says pour treys anss in laycole!”

I was in Quebec, and the locals kept trying to talk to me in French. I can technically understand French, but not at those speeds. I only had to say that phrase once to anyone, and they immediately switched to English and begged me to not speak French again. If you sound like Peggy Hill attempting to speak French, then you’ve nailed this phrase.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Québécois is a whole other can of worms.

Taniwha420 ,

Seriously. It’s pretty discouraging and off-putting. Although, when I was in the Aquitaine I don’t think I got any of that.

… Maybe it’s because they remember being under English management and don’t want to give anyone an excuse?

I do find the French have very little ability to understand their language if it’s getting mangled.

volvoxvsmarla ,

I think it’s just taking the easy, accommodating and safe route mostly.

A friend of mine taught himself German for years (he lives in Canada) and then, eager to put his knowledge into practice, went to Germany for three weeks. Whenever he attempted to speak German, people would reply in English - out of niceness.

He was so depressed and discouraged, he went home, vowed to never speak German again, taught himself Russian, went to Russia for a semester, people there were happy to speak Russian with him. He even met his future wife there, so it’s a happy end I guess.

I don’t remember if I ever heard him speak German (after all, he vowed and was still very hurt), but if his German was just half as good as his Russian, he should have had no problem with being understood.

James, in case you read this, St. Petersburg was freaking awesome and you freaking rock.

Rodeo ,

Baguettes are distinctly penis shaped, so the French are just wrong about that.

Spoilt ,

Does this mean i’m gay ?

afraid_of_zombies ,

Not in itself but it is another data point for the theory. I suggest testing in controlled conditions many times despite it being a pain in the ass.

Rodeo ,

Ah the double entendre! Nicely done lol

azertyfun ,

Just wait to learn how we gender “dick” and “cunt” in French (hint: it’s not the way you’d think).

It’s the one thing people who aren’t fluent in a gendered language usually fail to grasp: Grammatical gender is in most situations completely separate from social gender. The grammatical gender in “une bite” has absolutely no social function and is not in any way contradictory to its traditionally opposite social gender.

Ironically it’s also why using the wrong grammatical gender feels so wrong/unnatural to a native speaker (not that it’s an excuse to be a dick to non-native speakers ofc): gender is not just “a social concept attached to a word”, it is an inherent property of the word that matters fundamentally to sentence structure and so misusing it throws everything off-balance. Francophones will much sooner accept someone close to them being trans than baguettes being male, and this is not a hyperbole.

casmael ,

Assigning gender to words is fucking stupid and adds unnecessary extra complexity to the language without any gaining any additional meaning. Personally I have no time for it.

GreatAlbatross ,
@GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk avatar

My solution is replacing all les/la/l’ with a vaguely sounding “ll” sound.

I get the odd scathing look.
And occasionally someone will stop the conversation, and ask me to use the correct word, fully away of the shit I’m trying to pull.

neutron ,

The old lady was a huge asshole. That’s the problem. And being in Paris.

BudgieMania , to piracy in Even in this poorly made comparison shot I made you can tell the difference between streaming and "self hosting"

The tradeoff kinda made sense at the dawn of streaming, when the transaction was basically trading quality for better pricing and convenience.

Nowadays? Yeaaaaah I don't know about that chief

Crazy to think that we lost all the advantages that streaming offered, kept all the disadvantages, piled on a few more disadvantages on top of that, and people went "sure that makes sense 24 bucks a month worth it bro"

nicetriangle ,

All these companies play the frogs in a pot game. Slowly make things shittier and shittier in tiny increments and everyone's sitting there in boiling water eventually like "this is fine." I mean there's still people with cable TV in 2024. And Netflix has done nothing but get worse for the last 3-4 years and their subscriber count just had a decent boost last year so they were like "lol sweet, we're canceling basic ad free tier in 2024, eat shit"

It's felt pretty damn nice to finally give all these companies the boot. They got too greedy. But there'll still be hordes of people just happily paying an ever rising price for this stuff I guess.

kureta ,

At this point even paying money to pirate stuff makes sense. Like setting up a VPS with all the Servarr components and building your own private streaming service.

dangblingus ,

Most people would not be able to discern the difference between the top 2 images. Chroma subsampling? Aliasing? Bitrate? These are words that we understand but your average TV watcher has never heard uttered.

Sabin10 ,

Even understanding all this, a 2 hour movie in a 2.5gb hevc file is still a very tempting thing. Every movie I could ever want, at acceptable quality, all in under 8tb of space is really amazing.

Cornelius_Wangenheim ,

You don’t need to be an expert to say “that’s blurry and looks like shit in comparison”.

a_wild_mimic_appears ,

I hate that i have to agree with you.

Last time my wife was watching a movie. It was a local file, and when i walked by, i saw that it was at max 720p and a bit choppy. I remarked that she should tell me which movie it was so i can replace it.

She asked “why would you?” - and i know that her eyes are in perfect shape. She simply does not recognize it when a video plays at crap quality, and she would have to search hard in the above pictures, while i saw the difference in an instant.

She hates ads just like me tho, so a pirates life it is for her :-)

brown567 , to lemmyshitpost in Ask a stupid question...

I’m shocked that wasn’t an option

rubythulhu ,

It’s the “radio” option, they just haven’t updated the form in 40y

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Online & email didn’t exist 40 years ago

rubythulhu ,

online, 70y ago: www.etymonline.com/word/online#etymonline_v_7031

email, 41y ago: www.etymonline.com/word/e-mail#etymonline_v_5763

The internet didn’t exist at this time, but those two words did, and referred to their pre-internet equivalents.

Also, I was making a joke. But you do happen to be incorrect.

fkn ,

Things many people discovered again in this comment:

Fuck, I’m old.

menemen , (edited )
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

IPv4 is 43 years old, and there was the arpanet before that. They probably meant Usenet with the term “online”. The first E-Mail was sent in 1971.

But tbh, I am quite impressed how early the YMCA adopted.

Mac , (edited ) to memes in Put the fish down.

Men on dating sites:
Posting one of the few photos of themselves they have
Posting a photo they have where they’re actually happy and feeling a sense of accomplishment

Letstakealook ,

Only to be ignored by any actual women. Guaranteed to be accosted by bots and time wasting sex workers.

I don’t know how there are any straight men left on dating sites other than the “top 10%,” of course.

Clbull ,

I dunno either.

And people wonder why incels are a thing…

Letstakealook ,

There isn’t any excuse for incel behavior. Those guys are trash.

Clbull , (edited )

You misunderstand. I am not excusing the incel community. Any sympathy I had for them died years ago, and frankly I think any guy who thinks women deserve retribution because they won’t sleep with them is a fucking coward.

But here’s the thing, I think it’s a horrific symptom of our societal ills, not a cause. Inceldom is an economic issue first and foremost.

We are a society that profiteers from human misery in so many ways. Men are judged quite harshly for their wealth, status and their ability to provide, even when we’ve made great strides to bring about equality between the sexes. Wealth inequality has created a predominantly male underclass. This affects many things like being able to afford a home, access to physical and mental healthcare, etc.

Another thing that I think doesn’t help is how we’ve commodified sex in so many ways, but that’s a very deep subject that would take me way too long to go into.

Online dating specifically is a monopoly headed by just two parent companies. They want your experience to be as miserable as humanly possible so that they can sucker you into paying the cost of several MMO subscriptions just to use the premium tier of their apps.

The problem isn’t women, it’s that Bumble Inc and Match Group couldn’t give a flying FUCK about the integrity of their platforms. Socially awkward people depend on these apps to find love and their world view is being poisoned by a lack of interest from anybody who isn’t a bot, sex worker, scam artist or a lady from the other side of the world seeking to marry their way into their country.

Letstakealook ,

I can understand that. Thank you for expanding on it.

EmergMemeHologram ,

Incel is a mindset, plenty of women will look past looks for people who make them laugh, or are interesting, or who do fun things with them.

When you show women 10000 photos and ask them to choose from them, yes they’ll go for looks, that’s all the signal they get.

My advice to incels is to find some fun hobbies, could be hiking or solitary things, as long as it makes you happy. When you’re happy, people will be drawn to you. If you focus on being butter and angry, people will sense that and avoid you.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

90% of incels would be fine if they would get out of their own heads and stop being misogynistic.

I’m 5’5" and get laid plenty, I’ve seen ugly guys get laid, guys with small dicks get laid.

It’s a personality problem.

GBU_28 ,

I’ve never taken a selfie but I do have some fish pics

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Nobody wants to see dead animals on dating sites. I appreciate you have hobbies but you can just list them as an interest.

Yokozuna ,

I was talking shit about this to a group of friends one day, saying that how the hell do you think that’s a good idea and one of them piped up that he had a picture of him with a fish he caught and justified it as “showing them they can provide food”. I might as well have a picture of me in the fucking grocery store with a cart full of food with that logic. I asked him to ask some of his matches what they thought about it but I dont think he ever did. Needless to say I don’t think that man has actually gotten laid in a decade.

Kusimulkku ,

I wouldn’t have though seeing fish would be such a big deal to some. Then again, never used dating sites so wouldn’t know

Mac ,

Oh i don’t fish. Nice assumption.

intensely_human , to lemmyshitpost in You may want to sit down

Aww, they’re scissor sisters now!

reflex , (edited )
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

Aww, they’re scissor sisters now!

Scissor stepsisters? 😏

pigup ,
EvilEyedPanda ,

I wanna have a kiki.

Anders ,

Shit!I just realized what the band was named after.

theangryseal ,

Just now? :p

Return to Oz is my shit though, for real.

hOrni ,

I don’t feel like dancing.

ALERT , to nostupidquestions in Why are there circles of melted snow on this icy pond?
@ALERT@sh.itjust.works avatar

fish farts

josephos OP ,
@josephos@lemmy.world avatar
astraeus ,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

Some of these fish are not looking very healthy

SnokenKeekaGuard ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Too many carbs in their diet

Fetus ,

Too many carps, you say?

Rhynoplaz ,

Where I grew up has too many carps.

Their slogan is “Where the ducks walk in the fish.”

I shit you not, people line up to throw them stale bread.

The Spillway in Linesville, PA.

JustZ ,
@JustZ@lemmy.world avatar

I knew it had to be PA or Ohio.

One time in PA, I saw a carp eat a baby duck. Gobbled it hole in one slurp.

tegs_terry ,

Is that poetry?

Rhynoplaz ,

I suppose that’s up to the reader to decide.

My words just like to have some extra space.

Like me.

thefartographer ,

I’ll get back to you with some readings

e_mc2 ,

I snorted my coffee, thanks.

thefartographer ,

Huh… Like off a key or in a line or something? Also… Why?

e_mc2 ,

Forgot the “out”, bit decided to just leave it for the lolz.

thefartographer ,

I definitely enjoyed the lolz, just figured I’d go for the low-hanging fruit before anyone could beat me to it.

quindraco , to memes in If Chomsky has taught me anything its that someone other than Gaza is getting genocided right now.

Ukraine coverage has gone down significantly.

TheMechanic ,

Russia and Iran stirred some shit up in Israel knowing how predictable the global response would be. Suddenly out of ‘nowhere’ Hamas has North Korean weapons and state level intelligence information.

Elon Musk is a pro-Russian muppet.

100% Everything going on right now is to diminish focus and support for Ukraine.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It’s weird how Putin and Kim met and then Hamas had some North Korean weapons huh

TigrisMorte ,

lil' baby bibi needed a distraction. Hamas were useful idiots. end of story.

Custoslibera OP ,

Very possible this is it although I feel like that isn’t too far off the agenda.

No doubt though that Putin is benefiting from the current Gaza situation.

kpw ,

The war has slowed down too. It's doesn't need some kind of conspiracy for the media to jump on the next exiting event when the previous one grows stale.

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