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Chariotwheel , to lemmyshitpost in The Aliens did a little trolling

There is only one race.

[writes down "humans" on ballot]

Decoy321 ,

False. There is also 3-legged.

SonnyVabitch ,
Wild_Mastic ,

mastodong map right there

NPC ,

Don’t believe this map. You don’t have to have 16+ cm to be a legend

SonnyVabitch ,

It’s self reported, so Hungarians have the largest of one of two things.

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Oh! Centimeters. Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.

For some reason the only 2 measurements on my mind were inches and millimeters.

SonnyVabitch ,

Both could be bad news depending on which end of it you are.

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

french propaganda

Etterra ,

We’re not playing Sons of the Forest over here.

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

I mean, in this scenario we’ve established that there’s at least one alien species as well.

Natanael ,

But does it have subraces of the species?

(technically there are no human races in biological terms, by the way, there’s not enough difference)

Scubus ,

Is rich a race?

jonne , to moviesandtv in Well, it was nice while it lasted?

Private equity is a cancer.

dym_sh , (edited )
@dym_sh@lemmy.world avatar

it literally is, infinite growth for its own sake at any cost.

but hey, there is also stock market

redballooon , to lemmyshitpost in She sounds fun

Uh… What a long winded intro to a nsfw dad joke

vodka ,

Welcome to greentext

FUCKRedditMods , to memes in Shots fired.

She’s apparently equally strong while seated in a crowded movie theater.

clearedtoland ,

This is the part that really got me. We’re all human and have our urges, no shame there. The average unknown Joe Schmoe knows to contain themselves in public - let alone a public figure with all eyes on them. What was the thought process?

Reverendender ,

It’s Bobo, friend, there is no “thought” process

mosiacmango ,

The theater is dark, and she probably didn’t realize it had night vision cameras for security. Most people will also not have phones at hand, as its a rude act in a theater.

She really thought she could be an asshole because social pressure and darkness made it hard to prove she was an asshole after the fact. Its why she came out lying hard about vaping around pregnant women and somehow didn’t mention have her chest gropped and grabbing for dick around a bunch of people/kids.

chickenf622 , to programmer_humor in Always commit

He doesn’t want to push at such a late hour. Give him a break.

eestileib ,

How many times did I push at 2am so I could go home, get to the freeway entrance, realized I fucked something up, sighed, and turned around to go back and fix it…

(This was like 1999, we didn’t have access to Perforce from home).

After a year or so I realized I should just develop the willpower to check it in after sleeping on it.

jaybone ,

Oh god Perforce.

eestileib ,

“P4 server’s down.”

“Sports Page, or Tied House?”

superduperenigma ,

Gotta have something to say in stand-up the next morning, otherwise your PM will assign you another task.

AllonzeeLV , to memes in Yeah seriously ,why ?

Just once I want to see a coach post game blaming God for favoring the other team.

Rai , to memes in The sneaking suspicion that I'm being robbed

I had an item in my Amazon cart yesterday morning. Wait until the end of the day to order, in case I wanted other stuff. When I came back, it notified me the price had risen from 30USD to 50USD.

I searched for the item again, checked it, and it was 30USD.

the fuck

Rediphile ,

Camelcamelcamel always

ech0 ,

I prefer keepa. Browser extension puts a price history graph right on the Amazon page

UristMcHolland ,

Camelcamelcamel has an extension that does the same thing as well

AeroLemming ,

How the fuck is that even legal?

Zetta ,

Because every item on Amazon can have many different sellers, some of them have the same product in the same Amazon warehouses. OP added the item to their cart using the default seller, it just so happens that the seller also raised their prices that day. So the price went up in OP’s cart.

Searching the product on Amazons store likely still said $30 because Amazon switched the default seller to the new cheapest one, which was no longer the seller that OP added to the cart.

AeroLemming ,

Oh, that makes sense. Interesting that it wouldn’t tell you what happened and prompt you to switch sellers.

hactar42 , to memes in Starting the game off strong

I worked at a pizza place in highschool and one of our delivery drivers was an elderly guy who drove your typical delivery driver beat up old Honda Civic type car. He was a super nice guy, but never talked much about himself. Then one day he shows up to work in a Maserati because apparently his Civic wouldn’t start. Turns out he was a crew member with freaking Jacques Cousteau and was very wealthy. He just delivered pizza for something to do and because he liked meeting new people.

He eventually sold the Maserati to one of my coworkers for a couple of thousand of dollars because it needed a new fuel pump and he didn’t feel like dealing with it. Yet, he kept that sun bleached Civic for as long as I worked there.

mxcory ,

Civic was probably a better car.

madcaesar ,

No probably about it, the new car somehow already had a broken fuel pump 😂

Techmaster ,

Because it’s an Italian car. LOL

DragonTypeWyvern ,

You have to hand it to Italians, they know how to sell faux luxury brands.

mustardman ,

Do you know what Ford stands for, Hank?

hactar42 ,

This was in the 90s. All cars were pretty much crap.

Overmind ,

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  • RegularGoose ,

    That’s a weird thing to assume. It’s not that uncommon for very well off people to drive beaters for daily use.

    treadful ,
    @treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

    Maybe just like that old pair of underwear that you’re comfortable in because you’re just so used to it.

    Catsrules ,

    It is my understanding that high end cars do not make very good daily drivers cars.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    I went to graduate school with a guy who turned out to be from a super-wealthy family but we never suspected because he drove an honest-to-god fucking Yugo. I rode in it once and pulled the window crank off the door before he had a chance to stop me. He drove the Yugo because he wanted to fit in with us poors - we should have suspected something was up because not even the poorest of the poor graduate students drove Yugos. He finally blew his cover when the Yugo died and he had to come to school in his other car, a brand-new Range Rover.

    Psaldorn , to memes in What country is this person from?
    @Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

    Trigger disciplin’t

    SatanicNotMessianic ,

    Accidentaldischargia

    XEAL , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Time to crack open the military-grade repellant

    Dwight_Sheldon_mode on

    It’s “mosca”, which is just a common fly

    Moc OP ,

    You’re invited to my house whenever we’re hosting the in laws

    paddirn ,

    Commenter gives a logical answer with information that is probably well-known for a good chunk of the world (Spanish speakers), yet it’s somehow still mind-blowing. Like “whoah, that’s where that came from!”

    Chunk ,

    In Spanish you have one tamal but two tamales. In English you have one tamale, two tamales. We incorrectly removed the pluralization from tamales and now we have this hybrid word, tamale.

    InfiniWheel ,

    Which people also occasionally call “mosco”

    Diprount_Tomato ,
    @Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

    Never heard that (I’m a native Spanish speaker)

    lauha ,

    Yes, but spanish is spoken all over the world. Who knows where the commenter is from

    bdonvr ,

    Well there is a lot of regional differences in Spanish

    Lemminary ,

    I have in Mexico

    Diprount_Tomato ,
    @Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes, but it just means mosquito

    es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosco

    Lemminary ,

    Right, that’s what I’m saying, “Traes un mosco/mosquito/zancudo atrás”

    Diprount_Tomato ,
    @Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

    But it doesn’t mean fly

    Lemminary ,

    I’m not sure what you’re getting at but I don’t think anybody implied that

    Diprount_Tomato ,
    @Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s mosca, or common fly

    Also called mosco

    victron ,
    @victron@programming.dev avatar

    The meme is funny nonetheless.

    Aaaalso, in Mexico calling a mosquito “mosco” is fair.

    SingularEye , to programmer_humor in Pick a side Javascript

    artificial insemination; beard marriage, loves her husband platonically. I am a JS dev.

    scottywh ,

    I’ve had a JavaScript certification for over a decade now and I think I hate you.

    IGuessThisIsForNSFW ,

    I was thinking they were his kids from the previous marriage, though artificial insemination works just as well!

    Kraivo ,

    Lesbian, in marriage with another lesbian and adopted 3 kids. Still virgin.

    unreachable ,
    @unreachable@lemmy.my.id avatar

    and by kids, she means their cats and/or dogs

    amanaftermidnight ,

    Ah yes, the fursons and furdaughters.

    colorado ,

    We prefer the gender neutral fur baby in this household.

    pastaq ,

    That’s ageist.

    where_am_i ,

    Her partner is actually a woman, but dynamic type casts made her write “husband”.

    Comment105 ,

    Java devs are prima mental gymnasticists, always able to make anything make sense.

    Konlanx ,

    JS !== Java

    Try Javascript some day!

    • We have truthy and falsy! Empty string or null? Yeah, that’s false!
    • Of course we can parse a string to number, but if it’s not a number it’s NaN!
    • null >= 0 is true!
    • Assign a variable with =, test type equality with == and test actual equality with ===. You will NEVER use the wrong amount of = anywhere, trust me!
    • Our default sort converts everything to string, then sorts by UTF-16 code. So yes, [1, 10, 3] is sorted and you are going to live with it.
    • True + true = 2. You know I’m right.

    Try Javascript today!

    Durotar ,
    @Durotar@lemmy.ml avatar

    Our default sort converts everything to string, then sorts by UTF-16 code. So yes, [1, 10, 3] is sorted and you are going to live with it.

    I’m not sure whether this is satire or not.

    Konlanx ,

    It’s not. The default sorter does that, because that way it can sort pretty much anything without breaking at runtime. You can overwrite it easily, though. For the example above you could simply do it like this:

    [3, 1, 10].sort((a, b) => a - b)

    Returns: [1, 3, 10]

    newIdentity ,

    Holy shit that’s actually true. I just tried it

    sociablefish ,

    The default sorter does that, because that way it can sort pretty much anything without breaking at runtime.

    who the fuck decided that not breaking at runtime was more important than making sense?

    this js example of [1, 3, 10].sort() vs [1, 3, 10].sort((a, b) => a - b) will be my go to example of why good defaults are important

    sociablefish ,

    who uses utf 16? people either use utf 8 (for files) or utf 32 (for string class O(1) random access)

    Comment105 ,

    I made the thing in the thing print “hello world” with C# once, is Javascript for me?

    Beanie ,

    True + true = 2. I’ve heard memes about Javascript, but jeez. It’s really that bad?

    SouthernCanadian ,

    As a js dev, I will gymnastically take that as a compliment

    Kaaserne , to memes in You WILL use chrome, and you WILL watch the ads!

    I really, really don’t understand why people use Chrome, or have been using it in the past

    DarkenLM ,

    Because Firefox crashes my OS, for some odd reason.

    Kaaserne ,

    Even firefox developer edition?

    walkercricket ,

    Unless it’s a RAM filling issue, because you would have too little RAM, and even then, the entire OS crashing and not just Firefox would be very unlikely, I don’t see any reason for it to crash your entire OS. Regardless, there are Firefox forks that use much much less RAM. You’re using Windows, Mac or Linux first? Try to uninstall, clean everything and reinstall with a new profile, it may work, who knows. If not, then it has to be your OS.

    DarkenLM ,

    I don't think it's a RAM issue, unless Firefox eats 16GB of RAM. I mainly use Pop!_OS, a *nix distro, so maybe I messed up some package install that conflicts with Firefox in some way, but I haven't figured out which one.

    walkercricket ,

    Pop!OS is a pretty stable distro, so there shouldn’t be any dependencies problem: you usually have that on arch or arch based distros, even if it’s quite rare. Have you ever uninstalled Firefox and reinstalled it but without some of its dependencies? Or ignored a package it asked you to install with it afterwards? If not, maybe it’s just an update that went wrong, like the PC shut down during an update or something. So update your system, uninstall firefox and reinstall. Your data stored in your home directory (in .mozilla, a hidden folder) like your history, extensions, opened tabs, should be conserved, even if you use apt purge.

    DrSteveBrule ,

    I used it for years and just recently switched to Firefox. I was just comfortable using it, and knew how to use the dev tools. I had my extensions set up how I liked. I’m still missing a few things on Firefox but fuck chrome.

    Kaaserne ,

    What things are you missing?

    Alto ,
    @Alto@kbin.social avatar

    I keep people saying they're missing things from chrome. I honestly don't get it, if anything I've had more usable features since switching back to FF

    DrSteveBrule ,

    If you find anything similar to the Toby extension please let me know. I haven’t been able to find anything close on Firefox.

    cognitive ,

    I expect you have tried to search for it in Firefox, but have you tried sideloading it somehow?

    As far as I know Firefox supports a superset of the APIs that Chrome support, so it should be a possible?

    JokeDeity ,

    While there might not be an addon that perfectly emulates every feature of Toby on Firefox, I am fully confident you can achieve all of its features with settings, config/userchrome edits, or some of the addons that are available. Personally I use Tab Session Manager and Tab Center Reborn (heavily edited though), so you might look into those and see if they have features you like.

    Rocketpoweredgorilla ,
    @Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar
    00 ,
    @00@kbin.social avatar

    For a similar project that is open source, check out https://josh-berry.github.io/tab-stash/

    threeduck ,
    @threeduck@aussie.zone avatar

    I miss typing “you”, pressing tab and having the search bar change to YouTube search. And there’s lots of websites that supported that in chrome.

    Cocsam ,

    You can do that in firefox. Add the search engine, go to settings > search and add a keyword in the list

    Alto ,
    @Alto@kbin.social avatar

    Basically every single "missing feature" I've seen people complain about exists on FF, they're just too lazy to actually check

    Neve8028 ,

    I use duckduckgo and they have bangs. Put !yt at the start of your search and it’ll automatically search youtube, !g for google, !a for Amazon, etc… Loads of bangs for basically every service out there.

    DrSteveBrule ,

    I had an extension called Toby that opened a new tab and had an awesome page to organize bookmarks and open tabs. I can’t remember what I’m using on Firefox right now as I’m not at the computer, but it’s probably the most popular bookmark organizer. IMO Toby is just way ahead of anything I’ve found on Firefox.

    Kaaserne ,

    Doesn’t FF have a builtin tool for that?

    DrSteveBrule ,

    I’ll have to look into it, but that would be awesome!

    Kaaserne ,
    Rocketpoweredgorilla ,
    @Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar
    millionsofplayers ,

    Because it’s the most popular browser

    gigachad ,

    Yeah and I think there was a time before Quantum where Firefox was drastically slower than chrome, and a lot of people switched.

    collegefurtrader ,

    I started using chrome because firefox was slower

    hardypart ,
    @hardypart@feddit.de avatar

    So it’s the most popular browser because it’s the most popular browser. Got it.

    Alto ,
    @Alto@kbin.social avatar

    There was a stretch of time where it was legitimately the best popular browser for the vast majority of people. Then it just became the default, and nobody bothered to switch back once it started going to shit

    hardypart ,
    @hardypart@feddit.de avatar

    The last time I tried Firefox on a touch device the pitch to zoom function was basically useless. It was nothing but an equivalent to [Ctrl] + [+]. This was some years ago, so it could be better now.

    Andrew15_5 ,
    @Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

    You can enable normal zoom in config. But on my Linux setup pinch would either toggle Ctrl++ or image-like zoom.

    aircooledJenkins ,

    Chrome is the only way I’ve figured out to cast video from my pc to my TV.

    Casting is the only thing I use chrome for.

    Kaaserne ,

    AFAIK you can use Airplay on FF or some equivalent

    aircooledJenkins ,

    I’ll look into it, thank you for the suggestion.

    Casmael , (edited )

    It’s really easy to forget that back in the day (by which I mean what, 2010? Idk) chrome was super speedy and very cool with cool fast looking angular tabs and Google was a nice new cool internet company who’s moto was don’t be evil and the alternative was fucking internet explorer which was a cinder block in a blue shirt or Firefox which had a cool logo but was rather slow and the joke was that internet explorer’s whole purpose was to download chrome and I guess what I’m saying is that Google has lived long enough to see itself become the villain, or at least Comcast which is pretty much the same thing and tbh the only other time I can think of that something like this has actually happened is in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

    funkajunk ,
    @funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

    You dropped these:

    …,…,

    Casmael ,

    Oh shit thanks I’ve got a hole in me pocket and they keep falling out 🕳️

    derpies_derp ,

    Goddamn it not on lemmy too

    Appoxo ,
    @Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Some industry tools are not developed with mutli browser in mind (don’t ask me why…)

    GreenMario ,

    It was faster than Firefox and more accurate than Internet Explorer.

    That was a decade ago. Since id say Firefox and Chrome are the same speed and Edge is just branded Chrome.

    Chrome used to be new and exciting when Google was still a “do no evil” hip tech company doing neat shit like Google Earth and stuff.

    Neve8028 ,

    I use chrome for work because it’s installed on every computer we have and the machines are locked down so I can’t install firefox if I wanted to. I move around between stations all the time so logging in and having all my bookmarks, passwords, history, etc… synced is convenient. I use firefox at home but most people just stick with what’s familiar to them. It’s a solid browser feature-wise and that’s what most people care about.

    danielton ,
    @danielton@lemmy.world avatar

    “It’s the fastest!”

    This is the most common reason I’ve heard.

    SpezCanLigmaBalls ,
    @SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

    Because the majority of people only know safari, edge, and chrome exist.

    Cliffjumper , to piracy in Disney Raises Prices for Streaming Services by as Much as 27% - Lemmy.world
    @Cliffjumper@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh look, another one.

    YouTube: premium is increasing

    Spotify: we’re increasing your sub

    Bank: we’re increasing your mortgage

    Supermarket: we’re increasing your food spend

    Car insurance: we’re increasing your premium

    Household bills: we’re increasing water, gas and electricity

    Broadband: we’re increasing your fees

    Cellphone: your contract renewal is higher than last year

    Salary: fuck you, peasant

    Bank Of England: Just stop spending

    Disney: Hi …

    dustojnikhummer ,

    Bank: we’re increasing your mortgage

    Supermarket: we’re increasing your food spend

    Car insurance: we’re increasing your premium

    Household bills: we’re increasing water, gas and electricity

    Broadband: we’re increasing your fees

    Cellphone: your contract renewal is higher than last year

    Salary: fuck you, peasant

    Bank Of England: Just stop spending

    When in the last 120 years was this NOT a case? Sure, few last years have been fucked more than usual, but we are still living pretty comfortable lives. Inflation is natural.

    ilikekeyboards ,

    What happens when spendings are bigger than income, genius?

    Of course it’s been happening for a hundred years that’s why it got so bad. At some point water boills, sur prize

    Jokes aside, we’ll see our first generation of homeless labourers.

    Peddlephile ,

    It’s already happened in Hong Kong for decades with the coffin apartments. It’s just now more prominently occurring in the west.

    All businesses must move to a circular economy. This infinite growth nonsense is what’s causing this and it’s impossible to have infinite growth.

    DrDickHandler ,

    I’ll have what he’s smoking.

    static_motion ,

    A YoY inflation rate of ~10% is most assuredly not natural in most of the developed world. I fully understand why it happened, but that serves no justification for the negative impact on the lives of the majority of the population.

    Landrin201 ,
    @Landrin201@lemmy.ml avatar

    And the increase in the price of goods that I’ve seen around me has been more like 30%, not 10. It’s blatant price gouging, but the government refuses to act to stop it.

    RanchOnPancakes ,
    @RanchOnPancakes@lemmy.world avatar

    To be fair my fiber ISP recently got actual competition and lowered my price from 95/mo to 65/mo. So SOMETIMES the system works. When its not rigged.

    ffolkes ,
    @ffolkes@fanexus.com avatar

    To be fair, Spotify might suck for artists, but for users it’s a good value in my opinion, and the price was $9.99 for like 10 years. I don’t begrudge them a small increase. In fact, I wish all the price increases we’ve seen lately would be so modest.

    Cliffjumper ,
    @Cliffjumper@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh no, I completely agree and I continue with it because I really like the service. It just so happens that it’s on top of a whole raft of other increases, some of which are absolutely not justified.

    whats_a_refoogee ,

    Why are you bootlicking? Stop encouraging corporations to milk money from consumers because “it’s not as bad as the others”.

    Ilandar ,

    Especially when they’ve a) acknowledged that none of their money is actually going to the artists and b) they’re in a piracy subreddit. People gotta stop shilling for music streaming services here, it’s indefensible on every level.

    SoManyChoices ,

    Some of us old timers remember the bad old days when a CD with two songs you actually liked cost $17.99 (about $35-40 in today’s dollars). As bad as Spotify and others are it sure beats what we had before.

    Ilandar ,

    Yes, let’s just pretend digital downloads haven’t existed for longer than streaming services and solve this problem completely.

    AlisonBriesFeet ,

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  • Leviathan ,

    I go to live shows and buy merch literally every week. I generally support artists directly whenever possible. I don’t need to give these giant corpos money while pretending more than pennies go to the artists.

    Ganbat ,

    A Spotify increase is only justified if the entire amount goes to artists.

    CrowAirbrush ,

    Imo paying a monthly fee and not getting something in return you can still use if you fall on bad times in such uncertain times as today makes zero sense. Rent more than doubled in the past 3 years and my wage actually went down, there is zero oppertunity to build a better life and now every silly business wants me to increase my monthly expenses by another 5/20 bucks per service per month, compared to an era where we just bought shit for cheap from the discount bin when we didn’t make a lot of money.

    I’ll “ARRRR!” the whole way until they behave and life becomes affordable again.

    I stopped working out because i can’t afford the food needed to properly benefit from a workout. Whey used to be a cheap way to get protëine and it went up 350% in the past 2 years. Eggs, chicken, peanuts, vegetables all doubled in price. I’m left eating a roll of cheap cookies just to get some food in me half the time.

    Elivey , to youshouldknow in YSK The difference between equality, justice and equity.

    I guess that meme I keep seeing that’s asks “did we leave all the stupid people on reddit?” Was wrong.

    Y’all can’t understand a few simple metaphorical images that looks like it was designed for children to understand, and are going all out in contriving obtuse reasons for why it doesn’t work or isn’t realistic.

    Yes, of course if this was real she could walk to the other side, but it’s a fucking metaphor.

    neutron ,

    Arguing about the metaphors and analogies instead of actual topics? Saw plenty of those during college, especially when the guy in question was being a contrarian just to ‘stick it to the man’ and look cool to their buddies.

    I thought working adults would grow out of it - nah, we’re all dumb children inside, including me.

    marmo7ade ,

    The irony is delicious. We clearly did not leave all the stupid people on reddit.

    Yea it’s a metaphor. Congratulations. Want to talk about actual, real life issues and how to fix them? Because metaphors mean precisely jack shit when you need to apply them to reality and deal with real humans who disagree with each other.

    afunkysongaday ,

    It’s just such a bad metaphor. Not simple, bad.

    KaleDaddy ,

    I see it all the time. A certain demographic seemingly cannot comprehend metaphors and jf it isnt literally perfect in every way they attack it. I think really they know they wont look good admitting they have issues with the message of equality/equity so they attack the method of delivery instead

    catshit_dogfart , to lemmyshitpost in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

    I swear, when I’m called into the office I get fuck all nothing done. Like once in a while there’s a reason for me to be on site, and I do that thing and nothing else all day.

    Distractions, interruptions, noise, general discomfort. Seems every time I actually start making progress on something, a person stops by my desk and that basically erases whatever I did. So it always ends with “I’ll do it tomorrow when I’m at home”.

    pirate526 ,
    @pirate526@kbin.social avatar

    I must be in like some weird alternate reality because my boss recognises that the office is a distraction, and doesn’t go there often himself. We go there very seldomly, primarily to catch up with colleagues, but not to work on our tasks.

    I get maybe 15-20% of my normal work done at the office.

    Granted this might increase over time if I came in regularly but it’d never touch how productive I am at home. This rhetoric about losing productivity working from home is dangerous and bullshit.

    catshit_dogfart ,

    And you know, working from home I’m comfortable doing things otherwise I wouldn’t agree to doing - particularly coming online late hours.

    They’re doing maintenance at 7pm, that’s no big deal, I’ll adjust my hours around and make it work. Not like I’m driving or just staying late, okay I’m not doing a 12 hour day at the office. And realistically 4pm-7pm would basically just be waiting. Guess I would if I really had to, but I wouldn’t be too happy about it. Heck just last week I checked to see if something applied correctly at 12am. No big deal, just log in and make sure.

    And I fully recognize this could be exploited, become the norm. I’m careful to set boundaries, but I guess working from home has loosened my boundaries of what is and isn’t okay. Used to be I wouldn’t even answer my work phone after 5pm, but now it’s not so bad. Little annoying sometimes, but I’m okay with it.

    CoffeeBot ,

    That’s me too. Sure it’s useful once a week to sit down with my team but the rest of our work is solo or on an ad hoc debugging call where sharing screens actually makes things easier.

    Even worse my office doesn’t even have enough desks for everyone, and even fewer of them are properly setup with a monitor from this decade. Each of I ur 3 mandatory office days is a complete crapshoot on whether you’ll actually get a proper workstation or will you be stuck at a table with your laptop all day.

    They’re write offs where fuck all gets done. Some of my colleagues who are in meetings all day seem to be okay with the office but if you actually need to do work there’s little point in being there.

    thebestaquaman ,

    I recognise that I’m probably a minority here, but I have a much harder time staying focused at home. At my office I share a room with a couple others, on a floor with a couple dozen more. Pretty much everything I do (outside 1-3 meetings a week) is individual work.

    For me, something about physically “going to work” helps me “switch on” much more. Taking breaks with other people, rather than alone, also helps me structure the breaks, and it’s not uncommon that we get good ideas or resolve something that’s been bugging someone during a break. Lastly, I really appreciate the option of “just dropping by” when I want to ask someone about something, and the fact that they can do the same to me. In my experience it’s never gotten to the point that it happens more than maybe once or twice a day, so it’s not really that disturbing either.

    pelotron ,
    @pelotron@midwest.social avatar

    Same for me. I found having my workspace be outside my home is better for both my productivity and mood. But I will fight for whatever method of work people find works for them individually.

    Weirdfish ,

    The trick for me is having a dedicated home office. I wake up, shower, dress in work clothes, and “go to the office”.

    Only things in there are my work desk, and some excercise equipment.

    The company is currently hybrid, with a couple days required in office every week. From everything I’ve heard, productivity is up, and there is no talk from management that we’re changing things.

    killa44 ,

    Try adding some plants too. Having the occasional distraction of watering or picking dead leaves available is useful, without being excessively distracting.

    Also, I guess people like oxygen and decorations, it whatever.

    Mosherr ,

    That is great and you should have that option. Some of us work best from home and want that option. The idea that we all work the same is the problem, flexible is the solution. The ability to allow people to work in whatever way they think is best and trust them to get stuff done would solve this issue. Except it isn’t about that it is about office real estate and management thinking the only way people are working is if they are watched.

    thebestaquaman ,

    I absolutely agree that flexibility is the way to go. I also have to admit that a large part of what makes me function better in the office is that my coworkers are there as well. As such, I think a compromise that everyone can be as happy as possible with is the best thing.

    Remember: Some people would prefer to work from home everyday, and function best when the do. People like me would prefer that as many as possible people are in the office as often as possible, and function best when that is the case. The optimum (both regarding satisfaction and productivity) is clearly somewhere in-between.

    That means flexibility is very important, but “full flexibility”, i.e. everyone always working from where they would prefer, is probably not the global optimum.

    fuzzzerd ,

    I don’t want to put words in your mouth, but I think you’re saying, essentially “I work better in the office with others, so others should be here to make me work better” and I would submit that a better solution is for you to find a company that hires like minded folks so you can all work together in an office.

    thebestaquaman ,

    I can see why you would say that, but my point is that in any reasonably large group of people there’s going to be diversity regarding how often people prefer to be at the office (if ever). It’s also well documented that things like training and meetings are much less efficient if people are remote. Together, I think this means that the solution to having as efficient and satisfied employees as possible is to do some coordinating, such that everyone has their needs met.

    I don’t think it’s realistic to have some companies consisting only of people that prefer to work from home every day, and others where everyone wants to be in the office every day. Flexibility and coordination is key.

    Dax87 ,
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    Im the exact opposite. At home there are way too many distractions and temptations than in an office environment.

    new_acct_who_dis ,

    I’m like this too, but also social. I screw around with my coworkers so much in the office. I have to be home for my own good!

    c0mbatbag3l ,
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    Dude, same. I’ve never been more productive than working from home specifically because people have to engage with me via teams or email instead of barging into the office and disrupting my work flow.

    Shit… Did I commit that router config before Becky needed my help fixing her user error? Oh no, I did but I forgot to change the DNS on the DHCP pool so now I can’t hit the domain for remote authentication because they’re still using public DNS.

    Fuck! I’ll just do it tomorrow when I have my coffee in hand and my cat buzzing happily, with lo Fi beats to overhaul WAN circuits to blaring.

    steebo_jack ,

    Im the same way, i just catchup with the coworkers and we spend most of the day chatting about various things and then a long lunch and at least two hours of meetings is basically my days in the office...at home no distractions, get shit done in the morning, make lunch, deal with any issues in the afternoon...can at least take a shit without smelling other peoples shit...

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