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wischi , to funny in But why?

Probably to make sure the customers know that they mean it. There are often a lot of people coming in one minute before closing time that don’t leave in time.

brbposting ,
The_v , to pics in Koi in a pond [OC]

Just leaving out mentioning the goldfish… Huh…

Pretty sure there is one Goi in there as well.

nimomycelium OP ,
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🤣😅

Worx , to funny in But why?

It’s quite normal to close early on a Sunday. Don’t you have that where you live?

Pacmanlives ,

Not in America, we are wage slaves. Just getting by with each paycheck

scottmeme , to lemmyshitpost in Mind blown!

Woah

LittleBorat2 , to lemmyshitpost in Or meet and cheese

The catch is they make you enjoy this at work with your colleagues

Snapz , to funny in But why?

All of the above times subject to the following: “Or whatever, get off my back?”

famous , to lemmyshitpost in Or meet and cheese

Hell yeah

thefartographer , to lemmyshitpost in Mind blown!

I didn’t even realize that today’s their birthday! Can I just sign my name on your card and you say the gift is from both of us?

RandomVideos , to funny in But why?

They are open -1 hours every day?

edgemaster72 ,
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From the makers of FreedomFries and FreedomUnits, it’s FreedomTime! No more worrying about numbers bigger than 12, just stop halfway through the day and start over. For Freedom!

lars ,

They named them freedom fries because France wouldn’t step to some fake threat. Just eww.

whyNotSquirrel ,
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Yeah, and in the first place they named them French Fries because it originally came from Belgian 👍

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Just to be “that guy” and in case anyone thought you were serious, they’re called French fries because the potatoes are Frenched (which is the style of cut, eg into sticks), also called Julienned.

SkyezOpen ,

In grade school I put my watch on “military time” because I thought it was cool. As an adult I have my phone on 24 hour time because sometimes you leave the blackout curtains closed and aren’t sure which 3 o’clock it is when you wake up.

VicksVaporBBQrub ,

How odd would it be if this place was an atomic clock repair shop.

neidu2 , to noncredibledefense in Please don't ban me for posting classified documents

You missed a weak point: Pilots are susceptible to damage from having a shovel firmly whacked in their faces.

mindbleach ,

“Would you care to share my toasted cheese sandwich?”

SPANG

verity_kindle ,

I’m enjoying a succulent Chinese meal, Z.

jordanlund , to noncredibledefense in Please don't ban me for posting classified documents
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I mean, technically ANYTHING shoveled into the air intakes ruins the engines. ;)

PugJesus OP ,

what about air

jordanlund ,
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If you can shovel air, it’s probably too thick. ;)

verity_kindle ,

Source: sci-fi short story, “A Pailful of Air”.

CanadaPlus , (edited )

I did not expect to see that referenced today. It seems like pretty obscure old sci-fi to me, but I guess I found it once somehow.

I should do napkin calculations on how many blankets they’d actually need to get an airtight-ish space at breathable pressure.

Edit:

Honestly just an airlock shouldn’t have been too hard, seeing as leaking atmosphere was no issue. Seal it up, crack a little valve on the side you’re going towards. Every blanket scheme I can think of is just a shittier version of that.

Just as a sealant for structural gaps I imagine blankets would be impermeable with a bit of coal tar added, but maybe I can do some math for unimproved blankets.

The story actually specifies 30 blankets, on a double-check. There’s science now known to be bad elsewhere, but it’s all excusable considering when the story was written. Ditto for the weird gender dynamics.

Klanky ,
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Oh man I haven’t thought about that story in ages!

verity_kindle ,

There was a fantastic radio adaptation of it in the 1950s, can’t remember which show.

ironhydroxide ,

Nah, just really really cold.

hemko ,

Depends on how much of it

JJROKCZ , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sure sovcit.

There’s just so much absolute insanity going on

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

They’re an endless fount of batshittery.

plz1 , to funny in But why?

The stencil pack didn’t have enough 0’s

assa123 , to lemmyshitpost in Betrayal

just in case “You were the chosen one!” “You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you”

GBU_28 , to noncredibledefense in Please don't ban me for posting classified documents

There’s a grate on the intakes.

They can claim they built them for radar reasons, but we know it was to keep shovels out.

Please get your act together this proposal is silly.

CanadaPlus ,

We move to hand spades then?

GBU_28 ,

Grid is 1.5cm spacing.

CanadaPlus ,

Hmm. Small measuring spoons?

Advanced tactics: forgo dirt, just dump in a bin of carefully-oriented 1/4 teaspoon measures.

verity_kindle ,

Use powdered milk, it gets everywhere and sticks to everything. Very hydrophilic, rust city USA

sugar_in_your_tea ,

And if you have extra, makes for a delicious drink on the way home.

verity_kindle ,

Powdered whole milk in hot tea is magic! Maximum tea, minimizes dilution. I’m assuming, of course, that you are in a Challenger.

LostXOR ,

Seems like a perfect job for some long metal sticks. Time to bring back the javelin!

jack ,

Pitchforks it is, then.

superduperpirate ,

Will that fit an MRE spoon?

hemko ,

You need a missile strike first on the grate, then you can throw the shovel

GBU_28 ,

How ya gonna do that? It’s stelf

hemko ,

Eyeball it

OozingPositron ,
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I suppose that’s why he’s using dirt instead of the entire shovel.

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