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kbal , to science_memes in What a lucky crab
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Cool crab but how do they know what time it logged in to Outlook?

Atelopus-zeteki ,
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Geologic record? Pardon, if you need me, I'm gonna settle down into this lovely muck for a while.

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Invasive telemetry

Bertuccio ,

The Lync Skype Teams availability tracker that isn’t at all a sidelong un-administered timekeeping system.

Icalasari , to greentext in Anon takes some classes

Anon forgot to act like the average /b/tard. That tends to get normies to flee in terror

RedditWanderer ,

Yeah that’s always a sort of self-fulfilling prophecy

A_Very_Big_Fan , to lemmyshitpost in fish

Please do not the fish.

saltesc , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit signed their papers.

“All rights reserved” is an optional term used to prevent people from unwittingly breeching the copyright on your media.

0x4E4F , to linuxmemes in Unless you count android at least
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Lumisal OP ,
0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Good one, love it! 😂

Still, it keeps the temp down to about 60C, that’s good enough compared to 85C before that.

southsamurai , to greentext in Anon takes some classes
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s almost like being an actual human being and putting in minimum effort makes you interesting at a base level compared to just jerking off on your keyboard and dwelling in the past.

NaibofTabr ,

Minimum effort? Why are the standards so high?

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, if they are lower, they’ll just end up jizz stained and crumpled up under the bed.

JimSamtanko , to greentext in Anon takes some classes

Wasn’t there one of these recently about getting a job?

Exact same outcome.

kikutwo , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit was detained.

Shoulda hit em with the “ALL RIGHTS RESERVED” then they gotta let you go LMAO

TheFriar ,

“Yeah, I traveled drunk and I don’t have a “license” and yes I traveled over a straw man standing in the straw-way. But I said ‘No felon.’ So, not to put words in your mouth, but case dismissed.”

Nougat , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit was detained.

Compacity.

PyroNeurosis , to lemmyshitpost in fish

Women want me? Fish want me?

kewwwi OP ,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

fishwomen wants you

Raverbunny , to lemmyshitpost in That hippie!

Def not LSD or he’d be awake and staring intensely at something trivial to others

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,
KillingTimeItself , to memes in Gogle

dude, people wonder why i shit on android constantly, why would you ever produce a product that can just, do shit like this, it’s awful. (to be clear, i hate IOS as much, for the same reasons)

And its only worse with manufacturer flavors of android, samsung loves shipping a bunch of useless apps that you can’t even remove.

and no, i don’t want to hear about rooting. Just call me when you guys figure out how to make an actual OS.

nexussapphire ,

Your negativity sucks but at least it’s not targeted at anyone. It’s just souring people’s attitudes.

KillingTimeItself ,

the negativity sucks, but android is frankly, deserving of it, especially with how much better IOS is now than it used to be.

Android only implemented MDNS in android 12, OS wide (the only useful implementation of it) a literal decade after microsoft added it to windows

mounting shit like an SMB share is literally impossible, unless rooted. Because fuck you, why would you ever want to mount remote storage on a device known for having super expensive storage, or really shitty storage.

It’s customizable, if all you want to customize is the homescreen, because the lockscreen isn’t trivially customizable.

it’s also a google product, so it comes with the really cool feature of being terrible.

Oh and if you wanted to install apps on the playstore, they’re also all shit. Most of them are paid, and the rest are either ad filled, or malware. Cool, i’ll just use fdroid then. Oh wait it’s just a glorified APK installer…

not to mention androids nonsense file structure and partitioning done by default, as well as it’s wonderfully obtuse .NOMEDIA standard, that doesn’t seem to work properly, and doesn’t fucking implement anywhere.

the ram management is also fucking horrid, seeming to only unload apps entirely, but arguably that’s more of a problem with apps taking literal gigabytes of ram to load fucking text on the screen just so you can read someone making a your mom joke.

People talk constantly about how amazing the technical leap from PDP11s to iphones was, yet we seem to be regressing in the software space faster than germany during the hitler arc and it fucking baffles me how.

AVengefulAxolotl ,

Whats wrong with fdroid? Glorified apk installer. Ye…es? What else should an app store do?

KillingTimeItself ,

fundamentally, it’s an app doing something the platform it’s built on doesn’t allow it to do, nor was it designed for.

In terms of the app, it’s literally a shoehorned app store, and it’s somehow better than the play store. How do you fuck up the playstore that badly? The bar is so low that a software repository that “technically” works is literally the bare minimum. Most of that is arguably the fault of android, because it’s the single worst operating system in the world, apparently.

MonkeMischief ,

I, too, just want Linux phones to take off already. We’re this far in the future and I still don’t really have a “computer in my pocket” so much as a “specialized commerce and consumption device that can occasionally be made to do useful things.”

Android feels like the whole OS was made to be telemetry and advertiser friendly. I just wish I could have that “It’s my device” feeling in my pocket like I do on my desk.

Your complaints about Android are valid, and I think there’s fewer people who are actually “android enthusiasts” vs "It’s what we’ve got right now"ists lol…

KillingTimeItself ,

same, i suspect linux phones will take off, the primary issue ironically, is hardware. Shitty hardware vendors providing bad closed source hardware drivers, and other menial bullshit that doesnt help (thanks qualcomm)

Once those issues are sorted out, i think it’s a fairly straight shot to getting software support, since most mobile hardware is effectively the same.

Your complaints about Android are valid, and I think there’s fewer people who are actually “android enthusiasts” vs "It’s what we’ve got right now"ists lol…

i’d like to say the same, but honestly i think most android users are just, too stockholmed to actually care.

nexussapphire ,

I think it would be a more constructive use of your time to find solutions to your problems or to just switch to a dumb phone and carry a netbook around just live a less stressful life.

Complaining and doing nothing about it doesn’t fix anything and it even makes things worse. Manufacturers love to hear a customer resign to complacency even when they’re dissatisfied. It shows them just how far they can push their users around for profit.

Generally most people at a company wants to do good in their respective roles but as a company the choice between user choice and more profit is obvious, higher-ups want to be good at their jobs too.

Whenever you see an opportunity always prove to the company why the things you care about could make them money or help them gain more users weather that’s voting with your wallet, creating better alternatives, or rallying people up to peacefully boycott and or protest.

KillingTimeItself ,

Complaining and doing nothing about it doesn’t fix anything and it even makes things worse. Manufacturers love to hear a customer resign to complacency even when they’re dissatisfied. It shows them just how far they can push their users around for profit.

“you shouldn’t complain, just do something else”

“manufacturers love when their customers stop complaining and just do something else instead”

my brother in christ android and IOS have a combined market share of over 99% the only alternative is this wonderful little thing called the pinephone (and it’s few friends that exist) which are, marginally better. Because they’re still under the whims of the hardware manufacturers of the chips they use. (which fun fact, produce chips for android devices)

Unless you are unironically recommending that i start a hardware design company rivaling arm, which is not dogshit like qualcomm, and actually produces hardware for a phone company, likely pine, but they might not even do what i want because they are a separate company entirely after all. I’m not really sure what your proposed solution here is. What i can tell you, is that i have zero plans to buy a phone, ever. Maybe a satellite GPS communication device so i don’t die in the fucking woods or something.

Whenever you see an opportunity always prove to the company why the things you care about could make them money or help them gain more users weather that’s voting with your wallet, creating better alternatives, or rallying people up to peacefully boycott and or protest.

ah yes, good think i didn’t complain about issues i had that bothered me or anything. I swear to god between the trolls and bots on this platform (and reddit) they only spend their time doing one of two things, politics, or yelling at people about mobile phones because apparently they have nothing better to be doing. No shade to you personally, unless you are trolling, but it’s one of the very few areas that i have such annoying problems with, that people consistently reply to with “haha, dumbass, get fucked”

nexussapphire ,

I don’t know what’s eating you up inside but it feels beyond any sort of reasoning. I never liked it when people twisted my words. Were practically saying the same thing. I’m just saying hit them where it hurts, their bottom line. You are free to complain just do something productive with it.

I’d recommend a hike or maybe go rent a kayak and soak up a little nature. You seem so angry all the time it’s not good for you.

KillingTimeItself ,

mostly people like you posting stupid shit in response to the stuff i say.

You are free to complain just do something productive with it.

take any guesses as to why i have opinions on things ever. I’ll wait.

You seem so angry all the time it’s not good for you.

i’m not angry all that often, really only half the time i’m on lemmy.

thatsnomayo ,

this seems like a good situation to hear about rooting but go off

KillingTimeItself ,

it seems good, until you realize it’s a nightmare process that only works on “most phones” requiring some kind of crackpot technique pulled straight from someones ass that happened to work.

only to get moderately more access to googled android and oops, it’s still mostly shit. Oh good, i can probably just install an android derivative, and oops, it’s also mostly dogshit, just less worse and more annoying.

thatsnomayo ,

I did not have any problems installing LineageOS on my Galaxy at all and it solves most of the issues you listed. Helps with battery life etc. It’s not just mostly degoogling.

KillingTimeItself ,

that’s nice, personally i just think that anything android derived is essentially a boat made out of ice.

thatsnomayo ,

So what do you use instead? Not iOS I hope LOL. LineageOS is the best option I’ve found. I’m not a Tech Philosopher, I want control over my device.

KillingTimeItself ,

android, shockingly, it’s almost like it explains why i hate it so much lmao.

I’ve heard some decent things about lineage, but i feel like i would still hate it, just moderately less than android since it probably won’t give me aids as opposed to android.

One of these days i’m either getting a linux phone, and just using linux (which doesn’t absolve me fully of the terrible hardware platform that phones are based on, unfortunately) that or i’ll pull some shit out of my ass and use a PDA or just make some shit out of thin air that aligns with my requirements. One of the two.

I want control over my device.

if it makes any more sense, i’m a linux user at heart, so linux has ruined me because it’s essentially the perfect OS design, aside from how aggressively modular it is. I essentially just want linux, but turbo specific for android and it’s hardware. And ideally, the hardware would be less dogshit, a proper BIOS standard would be nice for one, rom flashing is kinda fucking silly ngl. Proper hardware support in the open source space would also obviously help a lot, qualcomm and other providers are quite dogshit about that in particular, which causes a lot of problems.

thatsnomayo ,

I won’t nag you to switch until you have a second device handy haha that’s when I did, but switched from a secondhand iOS device bought off a friend for almost nothing

KillingTimeItself ,

yeah, i’ll get around to it someday, either through buying something like a pinephone or just acquiring an android phone and fucking around with it, though i think most android phones are rather boring so who knows how long that will take lol.

thatsnomayo ,

you can always agonize about the perfect option over the course of a year after jumping ship!

hey don’t hold back, i already bought another ~$110 USD samsung off newegg and put LineageOS on it haha making it for a friend

KillingTimeItself ,

it’s not even that, i’m just not motivated to do anything about it because of how much i fucking hate it.

There will probably be a pretty significant period of my life where i simply do not own a phone.

SharkEatingBreakfast , to greentext in Anon takes some classes
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

The man I’ve come closest to falling in love with was a short, chubby, hair-thinning, stuttering goofball. He kept himself clean, well-groomed, and wore nice clothes that fit him.

He was so passionate about what he loved (art, cats, and European history) that I couldn’t help but be absolutely smitten. His sincerity had me smiling from ear-to-ear every time I saw him get excited. Telling me about pieces of armor, paintings, music, and all kinds of other things, taking me to different places the way he spoke so happily about the things he cared about.

People can, more often than not, see through insincerity. Be real with what you like & who you are. The people who appreciate those things about you the real ones.

buttfarts ,

No…no…no… the only way is to catfish and lie because nobody will love you ever. The most you can hope for is to momentarily fool somebody into thinking your are something other than what you are for one hot second. That’s just Interwebz 101

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yes I’m sorry my bad. Fake it until you’re massively insecure and hateful because you feel you can’t be yourself for the sake of attracting feeeeeemale attention. Then wallow in your misery when you realize that the problem might be a deep-rooted personal issue, but be sure to blame it on “normies” & wimmin instead of taking steps towards self-improvement and personal growth. ✨️❤️💵🤡🎉🎺❤️✨️

buttfarts ,

Now that’s a rock solid plan that you can take to the bank!

Track_Shovel ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

What happened?

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Turns out, he was already married.

Lovely man, but he had some issues to work out. Wished him the best and forced myself to move on.

Track_Shovel ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Oof.

Hope you found someone else. You deserve to be happy

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Thanks! Maybe one day. Much appreciated!

AlexanderESmith ,

Someone else in this thread had "Shark" in their name. Common interest there. Kismet?

Okokimup ,
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

I want to hook you up with my brother, who sounds very much like your dude, but not married.

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Drop me his email! Or whatever people use to communicate these days (with his consent, of course).

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

I’d love to know how you are going to start that conversation.

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Dick pic

With a friendly greeting, then an inquiry about what kind of hobbies and interests he has, probably.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

I mean, will this lemmy thread be mentioned? If not, on what date will the origin story be revealed?

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

We’ll livestream our wedding on Lemmy & I’ll reveal it there.

blazeknave ,

Looks like we found Marissa Tomei

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

¿?

spongeborgcubepants ,
Bread ,

I needed to hear this today. Thank you.

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

You are worthy of love, my dear.

Bread ,

I’m not crying, you’re crying! :')

edgemaster72 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit says cops are private contractors and all arrests are illegal.
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a lot of words to just go “nuh uh you can’t arrest me”

phoenixz ,

wanna bet?

MadMadBunny , to linuxmemes in Unless you count android at least

Do I smell something burning?

01189998819991197253 ,
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Did you bring your jerky in again?

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