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Wilzax , to lemmyshitpost in Pigs in a blanket for the lazy

No, corn dogs are just wellingtons.

Everything is either a soup, a sandwich, or a wellington.

BirdyBoogleBop ,

I posit that a sandwich is just a really badly made wellington.

xx3rawr ,

Or a wellington is just sandwich that is sealed in

nilloc ,

Yeah Wellington is a sandwich. So are hotdogs and hamburgers (when sandwiched between bread). Wellingtons as just meat uncrustables (RIP).

banana_lama ,

Steak?

Wilzax ,

Steak is an ingredient. When you plate it with steak sauce, it becomes a soup.

banana_lama ,

Without sauce. Just steak. With dry seasoning

chiliedogg ,

Salad. It’s on the list.

SLVRDRGN ,

That’s salad to you.

fossphi ,
ArenCoco ,

Pizza?

chutchatut ,

Open-face sandwich

chiliedogg ,

Toast

muhyb , to mildlyinfuriating in When safety becomes a word puzzle

Godzilla had a stroke

NegativeInf , to cat in I don't know what I want to eat

Why does this look an AI generated Grinch to me???

???

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Pigs in a blanket for the lazy
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I like cornbread and I like hot dogs, so why I have I never liked corn dogs?

sparky ,
@sparky@lemmy.federate.cc avatar

It’s the breadluminati. They are everywhere.

Drusas , to funny in You can feel how cathartic this must have been for someone

Don't get me started on "donut" instead of "doughnut".

BigFatNips ,

Deez nuts are my favorite

tigeruppercut ,

How do you feel about hiccough?

Drusas ,

A little bit angry.

akakunai ,

“Donut.”

Oh I will. (─ ‿ ─)

merc ,

Surely you mean doughknot?

OopsAllTwix , to lemmyshitpost in Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped

UPdate

SlopppyEngineer , to lemmyshitpost in As advertised
QuantumSparkles ,

This show has some of my favorite gifs of all time and I feel like it’s under-utilized

pennomi , to aboringdystopia in A golf course less than eight miles away from the hottest point on the entire planet.

This doesn’t sound like a dystopia to me. Having a sustainable oasis in the middle of the desert is actually pretty badass.

Lost_My_Mind ,

No no no. You don’t get it. Forget the fact that this place reuses water to conserve massive amounts of pipe fed water as most other golf coarses do. Forget the vast amounts of water they use, vs the sustainable model this coarse uses.

The point is, we’re supposed to be MAD!!! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!

PanArab ,

Agreed

yeahiknow3 ,

They could build a Starbucks in the rainforest and as long as they claim it’s somewhat “sustainable” you’d probably endorse it.

pennomi ,

False equivalency. There’s a huge difference between a rainforest and a desert.

yeahiknow3 , (edited )

Not really. Visiting either is ecologically destructive and should probably be illegal.

PanArab ,

After thousands of years of my ancestors living in a desert, I guess we have to move now. Europe looks nice.

/s I would never move to Europe.

yeahiknow3 ,

I encourage you in particular to live there.

PanArab ,

Thanks, I was thinking of leaving, needed your approval.

Maggoty ,

That’s not what we’re talking about. This isn’t part of a city in a well situated area. It’s a resort in a national park. An area that’s supposed to be preserved.

Emmie ,

Why do you hate Europe?

PanArab ,

I don’t. Europe has fertile lands and ample water. But I don’t want to contribute to the rising anti-immigrant sentiments when I have no valid reason to emigrate.

Maggoty ,

It was a sustainable oasis all on it’s own. Now it’s just a golf course.

Holzkohlen ,

If we could financially exploit the desert we’d have companies pushing climate change along. Zero thoughts as to how many people die because of it. Capitalism does not care about people, only profit.

user1234 , to funny in You can feel how cathartic this must have been for someone

Loved the show Dress to Kill by Eddie Izzard. He thought thru was much better than through coming to the conclusion that through should be pronounced like thruff.

Whelks_chance ,

You say erbs, and we say herbs. Because there’s a fucking h in it.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think the British need to pick the “who’s worse about skipping letters” fight. Lol

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5a4b7d66-e40e-476a-949a-7d2dfff5f4c4.jpeg

SirSnufflelump ,

The only reason you pronounce the H is because at some point the brits decided dropping the H made you sound low class. So congrats on perpetuating the elitism

Whelks_chance ,

I was quoting the stand up set.

SirSnufflelump ,

Yeah I should have put a /s on mine, I don’t actually think you were being elitist

revlayle ,

“through” is just cheating at Scrabble

refalo ,

do you have a flag?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My father used to tell me that ghoti was pronounced “fish.”

GH as in rough,

O as in women,

TI as in ration.

user1234 ,

Yup. That’s a pretty common one to explain the whimsy of the English language

merc ,

That’s not how any of that works.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It is phonetically how it works.

merc ,

No it isn’t. The letters “gh” doesn’t make the “f” sound without the full “ough”, you can’t just take some of the letters out. Same with the “ti” in “tion”. In addition, words trace their pronunciation from their origin. Words ending in “tion” are latin-derived, and shares an origion with “sion” (Mission, passion) and cion (suspicion). The reason that “ough” sometimes has an “f” sound is that originally it had a glottal stop, like the word “loch” in Scottish, but over time that glottal stop slipped and became an “f”.

The point is, while certain letter sequences have surprising pronunciations in English, you can’t just take those weird pronunciations out of context and create a new word. And you certainly can’t say that “ghoti” is pronounced “fish”.

andyburke , to aboringdystopia in A golf course less than eight miles away from the hottest point on the entire planet.
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You are mad and calling this dystopic but ... it's specifically been made to work in its location? Isn't this exactly what we want our environmental changes to support?

Shouldn't this be a sort of utopic example? "Look what we can do if we think carefully about interacting with our environment.'

If it's all lies or something, bring the evidence and I will be there supporting you. Otherwise, what is it you want, exactly?

radicalautonomy OP ,
@radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t need to exist. It is a tourist location. That’s why this is here. People charter flights to fly out to there to see Death Valley and play golf at the lowest golf course on Earth. I’m not discontent with a golf course being there, more that people insist on going to see the hottest place in the world and the driest place in North America because there’s more to do that just say, “Hoo boy, sure is pretty and hot and pretty hot.” It just adds to an ever-worsening climate. And, I know…corporations, not people, are mostly responsible for climate change…I get it. But surely there are better uses for this runoff water than a golf course.

andyburke ,
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Guess everyone should just stay home until the whole world is bland and homogeneous but equitable.

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

… which is ironically a step towards the heat death of the universe

yeahiknow3 ,

Wow, you managed to both misinterpret his dumb comment and misrepresent the second law of thermodynamics all in less than one sentence.

radicalautonomy OP ,
@radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

If the most reasonable way you can devise to have fun is to charter a flight to the desert and play golf, then I daresay you have a pitifully weak imagination.

ChicoSuave ,

You don’t care about the environment. You hate golf. And you picked a site that does everything right and works with the local ecology. It’s a VERY poor example.

Entropywins ,

It’s pretty easy to hate golf when all I do is chop at grass and hurt my shoulders…

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

It’s easy to hate golf when it’s one of the most ecologically wasteful sports in existence.

yeahiknow3 , (edited )

If they built a McDonalds on the moon and called it “sustainable” you’d be out here defending it.

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

You hate golf.

Based

mojofrododojo ,

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  • Maggoty ,

    There is no amount of right for a golf course there. It’s very existence is so wrong they cannot make it right.

    Wolf314159 ,

    Not being able to empathize with people is a failure of your imagination, not theirs.

    yeahiknow3 ,

    Correct. I cannot imagine how installing an air conditioned compound with a swimming pool and a golf course in the middle of the desert could be anything other than ecologically disastrous. But then again, I tend to be skeptical of marketing claims — unlike you, apparently.

    zbyte64 ,

    I’ll crap down anyone’s throat if it means my life is just a little bit more comfortable. Thank you for empathizing with my plight and arguing that a golf course is more important than public green spaces.

    yeahiknow3 , (edited )

    So to be clear, unless you’re playing golf at the hottest location on earth, you must stay home? Solid reasoning.

    evranch ,

    You can also swim at the pool, that sounds like fun

    Crowfiend ,

    I mean people don’t have to just stay home to get close to a golf course that isn’t *literally siphoning the only source of sustainance for hundreds of miles."

    There’s a golf course down the street from me, on a main road to one of two local hospitals, surely you can find one within the nearest 10mi and if you can’t? You probably have bigger things to worry about than swinging a club at a 1inch sphere at your feet.

    If you’re visiting a country that doesn’t have enough grass to sustain pissing on a tree, you’re going to the wrong places for golf.

    rockstarmode ,

    If you’re visiting a country that doesn’t have enough grass to sustain pissing on a tree, you’re going to the wrong places for golf.

    I’m not sure I understand? Did you mean county?

    It sounds like this course is located at a natural oasis fed by a natural spring. If the course wasn’t there the water would probably feed some plant life and a bit of wildlife. With proper management it’s likely that their water use is more efficient than it would have been naturally. It isn’t unusual for resource aware golf courses to actually improve biodiversity in a region while being water consumption neutral.

    Maggoty ,

    Yup, sure, it increases biodiversity by using foreign plants in a monoculture. That grass wasn’t there before, so it’s more diverse now you see?

    rockstarmode ,

    Golf courses aren’t just grass, they plant all sorts of other vegetation, much of it native. This supports native wildlife that wouldn’t otherwise be there.

    Have you ever actually been to a responsibly managed golf course? Many in the southwest US are run this way, and tons more are moving in that direction to reduce water use.

    Maggoty ,

    This supports native wildlife that wouldn’t otherwise be there.

    Then it wasn’t native was it?

    rockstarmode ,

    You must be trolling.

    Birds, insects, and reptiles are common even in the desert. A species can be native to an ecosystem or region, without naturally occuring in an small locality.

    If humans manage water more efficiently than nature would have in this locality, it stands to reason that the resulting local ecosystem would be able to attract and support more native wildlife.

    This is observable and provable for golf courses which manage their resources with a focus on limiting their natural resource use and increasing local biodiversity.

    You just hate golf courses, which is fine, but you sound pretty uninformed.

    Maggoty ,

    Yes, that’s the point. But if you divert the water then you’ve killed them. Bringing in different ones isn’t a value add, it’s just green washing marketing. You cannot introduce a human structure to manage water more efficiently than nature. The local ecosystem has spent thousands of years developing around that water source.

    It’s thinking like yours that got us into the position of having to remove dams and concrete river channels.

    rockstarmode ,

    You cannot introduce a human structure to manage water more efficiently than nature

    If you actually believe this then there’s nothing anyone can say to help you.

    If a naturally occuring spring runs directly into a wide flat area in the middle of the Mojave desert, then it doesn’t naturally reabsorb into the ground as the hard pack just makes it sit on the surface. Since the water is shallow and sitting on the surface, it evaporates instead of being used to water native plants or support native animals.

    The golf course in question is not a dam, it’s putting the already available water to use more efficiently. Growing non-native grass, but also native plant species, and providing native insects and animals a way to utilize that water before it would have otherwise evaporated.

    Dams destroy native ecosystems by flooding and displacing them, or removing available water downstream. The golf course in question does none of those things.

    “Nature is perfect and humans are capable of nothing but destroying it” is a great take BTW. You could have saved a few people some time by leading with that.

    Duamerthrax ,

    Yes. Those first few months of covid showed what we could accomplish if people got their heads of out their asses. Problem is, people like smelling their own shit too much.

    Fungah ,

    How else are they supposed to know whether its good to eat or not.

    BruceTwarzen ,

    How shitty and bland is your home dude?

    SchmidtGenetics ,

    Wouldn’t something like a botanical garden bring even a more diverse range of people therefore more of the issues you have with?

    If anything a golf course limits the people there while providing this oasis that’s far more protected.

    radicalautonomy OP ,
    @radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

    I never mentioned a botanical garden. The fact is that there are fewer than 15,000 people in that whole county, and almost 90% of the people who live in that town have jobs in accommodations, food service, or retail. The area was a curiosity, and then capitalism got a hold of it.

    SchmidtGenetics ,

    You said surely there are better uses, there are, but wouldn’t they bring in more traffic conversely though? No matter what you do, it would be a tourist destination almost definitely. So why not do something to effectively limit the the people that would go there, while also being a pseudo reserve.

    Luminocta ,

    So make traveling there more viable. I don’t see an issue here tbh.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    That kinda involves moving literal mountains, one of which is the highest point in the contiguous US

    JJROKCZ ,

    OP is just one of those people that are mad golf courses exist at all and think we can’t make it as a species until we do away with the sport of golf

    TheBat ,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Again, based

    douglasg14b ,
    @douglasg14b@lemmy.world avatar

    They’re looking to manufacture outrage by the sounds of it.

    Maggoty ,

    Well they’ve also denied an oasis to the entire local ecosystem. They can claim that golf course ponds fulfill the same purpose all they want but nothing wants to live next to golf carts and flying golf balls if it’s big enough to recognize it. People think deserts are wastelands but in reality that water is even more critical because animals can’t just pop a mile down to the next spot. Then there’s the effect on local plants, they’re diverting all of this water and they probably killed the entire local plant system.

    Sustainability also means taking care to build in places you won’t impact as much. There’s no world in which growing grass in a desert is sustainable. It doesn’t matter how much technology you throw at it unless you figure out how to get everything you need from the air itself.

    late_night , to mildlyinfuriating in When safety becomes a word puzzle
    @late_night@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Oh I’ve seen those! They also have a weirdly punctuated “IF NOT NOW! WHEN?”

    Zorque ,

    Soon

    gerbler ,

    “We’re at now now”

    Bye , to aboringdystopia in A golf course less than eight miles away from the hottest point on the entire planet.

    Golf is actually a sport that should be perfectly playable without grass. Like use different grades of rocks.

    radicalautonomy OP ,
    @radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

    Or a disc golf course. I have played golf before and, yes, it is nice to get out into nature, and yes a squarely-hit golf ball feels nice. But it’s no more satisfying a feeling than bowling a strike or spiking a volleyball. There are so many ways to get the feelgoods that don’t require flagrant water waste the way golf courses do.

    yeahiknow3 ,

    But isn’t disc golf often played by people with a functional frontal cortex?

    ArcaneSlime ,

    Define functional I guess, in my area it’s exclusively people who listen to too much Dave Mathews Band.

    PhlubbaDubba ,

    At this point it’s probably more because grass and dirt is the safest surface for all the old fudds that make up most of the playerbase to fall down on.

    Pyr_Pressure ,

    I thought it would be interesting to have a negative space golf course, where the entire thing is hard packed sand, except for the rough which is slightly looser sand, and instead of sand traps you have Grass traps, where it’s just a small area with uncut 6-12" tall grass that you need to shoot out of.

    HonkTonkWoman ,

    You should find a way to always have angry turkeys in the grass traps, kinda like the alligators.

    Ooh… and you could do a hole like that crazy island one from Tin Cup, but instead of an island, make a drunk on a jet ski dragging an inter tube behind it.

    Wolf314159 ,

    I’ve never really understood why golf courses always needs to look the same. Wouldn’t they be more exciting if they reflected the local ecology. I’d think it would be more interesting to play a desert course, a swamp course, beach course, forest course, bog course, etc. Then again, golf isn’t exactly known for being an adventurous sport.

    TheBat ,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Snow golf.

    Snolf.

    Bringer of avalanches.

    lud ,

    That already exists.

    Pretty sure they use orange balls instead of white.

    Takumidesh ,

    This is basically disc golf.

    Take an existing park/ site/ property / walking trail / hiking trail, and slap some baskets and a few tees (concrete optional in a ~3’x5’ square for the ‘tee’, but a marked off piece of dirt is also acceptable)

    Course is in a forest? Better dodge the trees! The course near me encircles soccer fields and a walking path, another one near me follows along a creek.

    There are courses that go under power lines and some that are nested away in between buildings.

    yeahiknow3 , (edited )

    Even cooler would be playing golf without the clubs and just going for a walk instead like a non-psychopath.

    Golf is actually a sport

    Nope.

    mlg , to lemmyshitpost in Eat it
    @mlg@lemmy.world avatar

    FAA will happily send a Blackhawk to intercept you.

    For extra fun you should fly into military airspace and see what happens then.

    PenisWenisGenius ,

    They shoot those things down with $1.5M anti balloon missiles for sport. Our tax dollars ain’t gonna spend themselves.

    cheeseburger , to insanepeoplefacebook in I'd like to volunteer to join the space program. And never come back to this planet again.
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    Why is the Saskatoon Museum of Military Artifacts posting about ancient Nubian pyramids?

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Slow news day in Saskatoon?

    TheFriar ,

    I couldn’t ever believe that. Saskatoon?! The cultural juggernaut that is Saskatoon?! Never.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    My uncle used to live there. I’ve never been, but I’m guessing the lack of much ever happening was why.

    EleventhHour , to insanepeoplefacebook in A compelling theory.
    @EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

    Differences from Titanic

    The Olympic and Titanic were nearly identical, and were based on the same core design. A few alterations were made to Titanic and later on Britannic which were based on experience gained from Olympic’s first year in service. The most noticeable of these was that the forward half of Titanic’s A Deck promenade was enclosed by a steel screen with sliding windows, to provide additional shelter, whereas Olympic’s promenade deck remained open along its whole length. The additional enclosed volume was a major contributor to Titanic’s increased gross register tonnage of 46,328 tons over Olympic’s 45,324 tons, which allowed Titanic to claim the title of largest ship in the world.[35]

    Additionally, the B-Deck First-Class promenade decks installed on Olympic had proven to be scarcely used because of the already ample promenade space on A-Deck. Accordingly, Thomas Andrews eliminated this feature on Titanic and built additional, enlarged staterooms with en-suite bathrooms. It also allowed a Café Parisien in the style of a French sidewalk café to be added as an annexe to the À la Carte Restaurant, and for the Restaurant itself to be expanded to the Port-side of the ship. One drawback of this was that the Second-Class promenade space on B-Deck was reduced aboard Titanic.

    A reception area for the restaurant was added in the foyer of the B-Deck aft Grand Staircase on Titanic, which did not exist on Olympic, and the main reception room on D-Deck was also slightly enlarged. 50-foot (15 m) private promenade decks were added to the two luxury parlour suites on B-Deck on Titanic, as well as additional First-Class gangway entrances on B-Deck. Cosmetic differences also existed between the two ships, most noticeably concerning the wider use of Axminster carpeting in Titanic’s public rooms, as opposed to the more durable linoleum flooring on Olympic.

    Most of these shortcomings on Olympic would be addressed in her 1913 refit, which altered the configuration of Olympic’s First-Class sections to be more like those of Titanic. Although the A-Deck Promenade remained open for the entirety of Olympic’s career, the B-Deck promenade was vetoed and staterooms added like those on Titanic, as well as a Café Parisien and enlarged restaurant. The 1913 refit also included modifications for greater safety after the loss of the Titanic, including the addition of extra lifeboats and the addition of an inner watertight skin in the hull along about half the length of the ship. An extra watertight compartment was added bringing the total of watertight compartments to 17. Five watertight bulkheads were raised to B deck. Along with these improvements there were many others included in the 1913 refit.

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