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bobs_monkey , to mildlyinfuriating in When safety becomes a word puzzle

A for effort, D- for execution

Dirk , to programmerhumor in Where is the cancel button?
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<span style="color:#795da3;">console</span><span style="color:#323232;">.</span><span style="color:#0086b3;">log</span><span style="color:#323232;">(</span><span style="color:#183691;">'here'</span><span style="color:#323232;">);
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TTimo , to lemmyshitpost in Eat it

Actually … You do

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not sure about lighter than air craft, but in the US you don’t need a license to fly microlight aircraft, as long as it’s less than 250 pounds and has less than a 5 gallon fuel tank, iirc

troglodytis ,

Well… Ya don’t.

But you do need a pilot certificate.

MonkderDritte , to cat in Cat

cathematics

altima_neo , to lemmyshitpost in Butterdog, the inverse
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Probably better than a testicle butter dog

MonkderDritte , to lemmyshitpost in Pigs in a blanket for the lazy

I only knew the old european variant with sirloin.

Senseless ,

Sir Loin o7

SidewaysHighways ,

Mc pee pants

Soulg ,

I want candy

Lost_My_Mind , to mildlyinfuriating in When safety becomes a word puzzle

Who hired Charley Kelly as the chief of safety awareness?

ininewcrow , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Butterdog, the inverse
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We used to do a variation of this as kids with parents that couldn’t afford much.

A warm bun that was left in the summer sun all afternoon, several thick slices of frozen butter and a freshly steaming hot boiled hot dog and nothing else.

We’d gobble down about two or three of these and run around all afternoon until dark without a care in the world.

fraksken , to mildlyinfuriating in When safety becomes a word puzzle

full: If renotec safe? Don’t!

Red:

If not safe? Don’t!

black:

reec

I get red. Was this a marketing idea?

edit: formatting

best_username_ever ,

I understood that as “renotec is not safe.” Not the best ad.

Venator ,

*renotec

Albbi ,

I’m colour blind and don’t see red very well. I didn’t even notice that the text had different colours until I read your comment.

sawdustprophet ,
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I’m colour blind and don’t see red very well.

I’m not color blind and almost didn’t see it. This was an okay idea, executed with a terrible choice of colors.

notfromhere ,

You might want to get evaluated, mate. The colors are clear as day.

Allero ,

The red is completely clear and very much red. Doubling down on the suggestion to check up.

fraksken ,

Glad I could be of service

nilloc ,

This has graphic design intern written all over it.

Source: was a graphic design intern many moons ago and did terrible work for bad clients early on.

BruceTwarzen ,

They didn’t have enough money for negative spaces, so they settled for terrible wordplays.

apfelwoiSchoppen , to lemmyshitpost in Butterdog, the inverse
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

Offended. Those are margarine dogs.

Geometrinen_Gepardi , to funny in You can feel how cathartic this must have been for someone

Also: Aluminium.

Drusas ,

Aluminum came before aluminium.

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Alumium came before that!

…shoulda just left it at that.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

I’ll drink to that.

Sternhammer ,
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Weird that Americans want to go with Aluminum when there’s also Americium, Berkelium, and Californium. Not to mention Deuterium, Helium, Iridium, Lithium, etc…

Drusas ,

I think most of us actually prefer the British spelling / pronunciation. But it is what it is.

merc ,

If we’re going to be consistent with other elements, it should be Aluminum, that way it matches Molybdenum and Platinum, the only 2 other elements ending in “um” (please don’t check this).

Hegar , to mildlyinfuriating in When safety becomes a word puzzle
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Don't Do What Donny Don't Does!

metaStatic ,

I declare diplomatic immunity

notsure , to aww in 3 floof
@notsure@fedia.io avatar

a magical clover of kittens!

bionicjoey , to mildlyinfuriating in When safety becomes a word puzzle

Reminds me of Works on Contingency No Money Down

notsure , to lemmyshitpost in Butterdog, the inverse
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not an abomination...a bomb creation!!!!

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