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FlashMobOfOne , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

This is the moment where you paste in some porn fanfic.

odium ,

Tags: mpreg, gore, scat, every other cursed tag

Geometric7792 ,

hagrid / sorting hat is my personal favorite

nitefox ,

Link please

capt_wolf ,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

“UwU What’s this!?” full copypasta

toastedenough ,

Why did i look this up, why did i

donut4ever , to nostupidquestions in Am I the only one having lemmy.world access issue?

It has been a hit or miss for me. I have signed up for two other instances just in case.

odium , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey

My feedback: fuck you, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

slazer2au ,

Or just fuck you with U repeating till the character limit.

ciko22i3 ,
@ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz avatar

Ask ChatGPT to generate long review without actually saying anything of value.

jayandp ,

There once was a browser called Comodo

That promised to be fast and modo

But it was so slow and full of woe

That it made its users go loco

RamesesKnibs ,
@RamesesKnibs@lemmy.world avatar

Title: A Meandering Exploration of Comodo Dragon Browser: A Chimerical Conundrum

Introduction:

In the intricate tapestry of the digital realm, where information surges with fervor and curiosity dances with possibility, one seeks a companion, a guide, a vessel through which to traverse the vast expanses of the internet. Enter Comodo Dragon Browser, an enigmatic entity that beckons with promises of security, speed, and serenity. Here, dear reader, we embark upon a verbose voyage, delving into the ethereal depths of this browser, attempting to unravel its enigmatic essence. Prepare yourself for a verbose reverie of words, meandering through the alleys of ambiguity, while occasionally punctuating the prose with polysyllabic gems.

Aesthetics and Design:

At first glance, Comodo Dragon Browser presents a visage that lies betwixt the ethereal and the prosaic, as if forged from the finest digital artisans of our time. Its interface, a symphony of pixels, harmonizes with the eye, bathed in a palette that dares to meld the hues of timeless elegance with the whispers of modernity. The layout, though not without its quirks, resembles a labyrinthine jigsaw puzzle, each piece interlocking with meticulous precision. Yet, beneath the facade of grandeur, one finds a maelstrom of conflicting sensibilities, resulting in a paradoxical amalgamation of charm and convolution.

Performance and Speed:

Like a sprightly stallion galloping through the verdant meadows of technological prowess, Comodo Dragon Browser embraces the mantle of swiftness with ardor. Its load times, akin to the blink of a myopic owl, are nothing short of astounding. Alas, despite its relentless quest for celerity, the browser occasionally stumbles upon obstacles, a tangled web woven by the whims of fate. This fickle dance between promptness and perplexity, though poetic in its own right, might leave the user yearning for a more consistent experience.

Security and Privacy:

In the labyrinthine world of online vulnerabilities, Comodo Dragon Browser emerges as a valiant sentinel, brandishing its shield of security with resolute determination. It pledges to guard your digital footsteps from prying eyes and shadowy hackers, imparting a sense of calm amidst the chaos. Encryption, firewalls, and safeguards, all woven together with the deftness of a digital tapestry artist, form the backbone of this browser’s security arsenal. However, like the unpredictable whispers of the wind, a sense of doubt persists, as if the gates of privacy might not be as impregnable as they purport to be.

Features and Customization:

Comodo Dragon Browser, much like the mythical chameleon, adapts to the whims of its user, offering a myriad of features and customization options. From tab management to ad-blockers, from password managers to incognito modes, the browser is a cornucopia of digital tools that empowers the user with a sense of control. Nevertheless, amidst the plethora of possibilities, a confounding labyrinth emerges, an intricate mosaic of bewildering menus and options, leaving the user to navigate a convoluted path in pursuit of simplicity.

Conclusion:

In the grand tapestry of digital browsers, Comodo Dragon Browser stands as an enigmatic figure, its allure intertwined with a mosaic of contradictions. It beckons with its elegant aesthetic, tantalizes with its promise of speed and security, and captivates with its plethora of features. Yet, beneath the veneer of charm lies a complex web of ambiguity, occasionally entangling the user in a quandary of convolution. Ultimately, the choice to embark upon this esoteric expedition rests with the discerning user, who must decide whether the allure of Comodo Dragon Browser’s chimerical conundrum is a siren’s song or a symphony worth embracing.

lackthought ,
@lackthought@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I got be honest, that makes me want to try out Comodo Dragon Browser

theUnlikely ,

I can’t believe I read the whole thing

xodiak ,

(From ChatGPT)
Long review without actually saying anything of value:

I find it imperative to delve into the intricacies and nuances of the subject matter at hand. It is only through this meticulous examination that one can truly appreciate the multifaceted nature of the topic. By considering every aspect, both overt and covert, I aim to present a comprehensive evaluation that reflects a discerning analysis.

Let me begin by stating that the topic I am reviewing is undoubtedly captivating. Its allure transcends traditional boundaries and beckons the audience to indulge in its myriad offerings. The breadth of its scope is truly impressive, and it effortlessly weaves a tapestry of intrigue that captivates the senses.

Upon initial inspection, one is immediately struck by the sheer magnitude of the subject. Its influence reverberates through time, echoing the aspirations and dreams of countless individuals. It engenders a sense of wonder and curiosity that compels the seeker to venture further into its depths, unraveling the layers of mystery concealed within.

The surface-level impressions are undoubtedly impressive, and it is only upon closer examination that the true essence of the subject begins to reveal itself. The subtleties and nuances that lie beneath the facade gradually emerge, painting a vivid portrait that is both thought-provoking and evocative. Each brushstroke contributes to the grandeur of the masterpiece, adding depth and dimension to an already captivating tableau.

Yet, as I navigate the labyrinthine corridors of this topic, I cannot help but ponder the meaning behind the seemingly profound statements and elaborate intricacies. Is there a hidden message lurking beneath the surface, or are we merely grasping at ephemeral wisps of substance? The answer remains tantalizingly elusive, further fueling the fervor of inquiry.

The subject at hand embodies a fusion of intellectual discourse and sensory stimulation. It traverses the boundaries of traditional thought, challenging preconceived notions and beckoning the mind to expand beyond its self-imposed limitations. It demands an active engagement, enticing the individual to contemplate its implications and unravel its enigmatic nature.

Through its tapestry of words, imagery, and emotions, this topic provokes a visceral response, igniting the fires of inspiration within the recesses of the soul. It invites the audience to participate in a grand symphony of ideas, harmonizing disparate elements into a cohesive whole. The crescendo builds with each passing moment, reaching a climax that leaves one breathless and yearning for more.

AuginTuga34 ,

This is flippin great actually xD

ohlaph ,

Epic choice

toastedenough ,

Babe wake up, new copypasta just dropped

lemann ,

Someone made a ChatGPT lemmy bot, forgot the username though lol. Would’ve been handy to ask it…

SexualPolytope , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

This is what copypastas are for.

AndrewZabar ,

Right? Send them the saga of Bloodninja it’s hysterical!

toastedenough ,

Idk but im thinking of that mark it nsfw one

ClaretNBlue , to linux in Slackware turns 30 today

My first distro was Redhat back in like 96? Then I moved to Slackware and never looked back and still use it today.

Madbrad200 , to nostupidquestions in Am I the only one having lemmy.world access issue?
@Madbrad200@lemmy.world avatar

It went down a bit earlier. What I’d do is clear your site data/cookies and see if that fixes it. On chromium browsers: click the lock icon on the left of the url bar > cookies > trash icon next to lemmy.world

Also ensure you don’t have any adblockers blocking lemmy.world, this is possible considering the lemmy.world icon seems to be blocked :)

artistan OP ,
@artistan@lemmy.world avatar

Tried that already. The page partially load as shown in the screenshot, most of the time the connection gets outright refused.

Madbrad200 ,
@Madbrad200@lemmy.world avatar

Very strange. What I’d do for now is use another instance. If you want, you can export your subscriptions using the Migrator tool, and then import them into another instance (such as lemm.ee). Then, you can carry on as normal!

You’ll need to sign up for lemm.ee but otherwise nothing else will change.

Are you absolutely not using any kind of dns blocking, e.g pihole/nextdns/etc? It could be causing it.

artistan OP ,
@artistan@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah - it looks like it was the pfBlockerNg on the firewall. The lemmy.world IP is on a couple of blacklist it seems.

Facelikeapotato , to cat in Queso showing off his thumbs
@Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml avatar

Thumbs up to your thumbs, Queso!

kinship , to pics in Moosie loves water

Looks like a blast

PeriodicallyPedantic , to memes in Downvotes

I mean, you practically asked for the downvotes. (Also, if that is truely the intent, then they’ve made some critical errors in UX design)

ArcaneSlime , to linux in Slackware turns 30 today

Praise “Bob” and Slack off!

grue , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey

If you insist on using an inferior operating system that lets third-party software manage its own uninstallation instead of having the system-provided package manager control it, you’re gonna have a bad time.

corey389 , to assholedesign in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey

Why would you install a program like that? The name alone sounds like malware. Anyways windows has a default firewall that works good and does the job, and your router is a hardware firewall that blocks all unsolicited packets too your local network.

fucker , to nostupidquestions in Am I the only one having lemmy.world access issue?

That’s the cost of using the most popular instance.

ICastFist , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I remember Comodo as an antivirus, back when those things were kinda needed on windows XP. Ever since 7, those types of software ended up more as bloat than actual security. They never blocked Baidu

HelloHotel , (edited )
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

They never blocked Baidu

Internet domains/IPs on home users PCs or in some other way

@ICastFist, EDIT: add clarification

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Malware that usually came bundled with something else you’d download, like FormatFactory or even an antivirus. It was notoriously difficult to uninstall, as it would silently reinstall itself on system restart, and keep most important files hidden somewhere in %appdata% folder. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a version of Comodo itself that bundled that piece of shit

Aussiemandeus , to assholedesign in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
@Aussiemandeus@lemmy.world avatar

Write a suicide note blaming them.

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