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joenforcer , to pics in [OC] What a time to be alive

Wait until you find out about sponsored college positions.

Example: directory.business.wsu.edu/Directory/…/dgursoy/

Anticorp ,

I never thought we’d see Idiocracy play out for real in our lifetime.

Burn_The_Right ,

What in the deep-fried fuck is a “Taco Bell Distinguished Professor”? Who on earth would take such a title seriously? How embarassing for him.

Zahille7 ,

Well it says underneath that “hospitality business management,” so he could be teaching future managers or something.

Still sounds utterly ridiculous though. But then McDonald’s has their own entire college where they teach nothing but McDonald’s business management.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Also sponsored programs. E.g. “XYZ company provides the space/equipment and gets a pipeline of fresh recruits directly from the college.”

I don’t know if it’s necessarily a bad thing, but it does seem a bit fraught.

Duamerthrax ,

I don’t know if it’s necessarily a bad thing,

Does it actually reduce the student’s tuition?

Angry_Autist , to memes in Ik ik but control yourselfs

Priapuss

AFaithfulNihilist ,
@AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world avatar

Straight to the top of the thread for you.

Lost_My_Mind , to cat in I am a new cat parent, and I did not realize how much "I fits I sits" is law.

Just know, that if they sit in your lap, you’re legally obligated to never move an inch, never sneeze, never disturb their peace.

I don’t care that you’re 5 hours late for work. The cat of the house has spoken!

Mouselemming ,

This is why fire stations have dogs. They love cats, rescue cats, but they can’t have a cat on their lap when the call sounds.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Thats true. It’s well documented the problems that stemmed from the Chicago great hobo vehicular housefire tragedy of 1888.

The smell of burning human flesh filled the brick road streets, as time traveling cars burned and burned. But firefighters could only sit and smell the horrific night as cats purred in their laps.

Some say the whole thing was a cat conspiracy to rid the world of the humans who couldn’t afford to give them nightly tuna.

Whatever the truth was, it was established that firefighters were not to have cats any longer. As for why they chose the dalmation as the pupper of choice? Well, thats a story for another day, my friend!

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Luckily, you can just say you’re incat-pacitated and you’re good.

ik5pvx , to funny in Safety 3rd

It’s on the stand…

Thcdenton ,

I think that’s those drainage tubes. Forget what they’re called tho.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

Nah that’s just the foot peg on the left side, along with the rear brake pedal protruding to the front. Riders left for is held out for balance behind the front wheel.

Anticorp ,

Exactly. Plus, you can see the dirt being thrown from the tires and the wind in their hair. Some people online just don’t know that people actually do stuff in real life.

RestrictedAccount ,

I think you are right.

However I can’t get over a camera from back in the day with a shutter speed fast enough to capture the spokes that clearly.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

IDK whether this photo is legit, but dads 100% did this stuff with their kids.

BearOfaTime , (edited )

The safetyism today is sad.

And it’s combined with this sort of “condemnation culture” - as if everything anyone else does is wrong. It reeks of arrogance, of hubris.

Life is fatal. Unfortunately some people go through life so afraid of everything, and want to make others afraid of everything as well. They’d bubble wrap the world if they could.

Many people would be horrified at the stuff I’ve done (and my friends). And yes, I’ve lost friends and family along the way. It happens. Growing up and learning to deal with loss is part of life.

Is what this guy is doing the smartest thing? Maybe not. But maybe he was also minimizing risk as best he could (for all we know he was going around the yard, at speeds a kid would find exhilarating, we just don’t know).

I’ve been that kid. We rode in the back of pickups, on the backs of motorcycles (with no helmet! GASP!)

Save me from bloody pearl-clutching do-gooders.

Anticorp ,

It reeks of arrogance, of hubris.

It reeks of cowardice to me, and I see so much of it on this platform.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Yup. My neighbor called the cops on me because my 4yo was riding a scooter at night on the sidewalk (like 9:30 PM). We’re pretty sure we know who the neighbor is, and we know everyone on our street (and they know us, and our phone numbers), so there was absolutely no reason to get the police involved. I was out there within 10 min (I had just put the kids to bed and was double-checking that they’re still there), and my kid was still on the sidewalk (we teach our kids as much).

This was an isolated incident as well, and our street is incredibly quiet (half the people are retired), so the actual danger is incredibly low.

I get that safety is important, but it’s also important to let people make their own decisions. I don’t want to be a helicopter parent, yet my neighbor seem intent that I do. It’s incredibly frustrating. I’m trying to raise independent kids who aren’t reliant on mommy and daddy to constantly be there to catch them, and I want them to learn the hard things in life as early as possible while the stakes are low. If they’re going to get hurt on their bike, it should be at 5-10mph near our house instead of 30-40mph bombing down a hill as a teenager. If they’re going to get into a fight, it better be as a 10yo with fists instead of a teenager with knives. We have rules, but it’s on them to follow them, I just explain why the rules exist (i.e. it’s not me being mean). Sometimes they get hurt, but they learn quickly.

gnu ,

It appears to be a 1970s bike (I would take a stab at a Yamaha LT3) and by that period shutter speeds of 1/500 or 1/1000 were readily available amongst better quality cameras. That would be plenty to get a clear shot of the spokes on what would be a relatively slow moving bike (I would assume <40km/h, likely noticeably less). I’ve got several 50s era cameras that have 1/500 top speeds, so even if the bike was new at the time of the photo it didn’t require a new camera to take the shot.

BearOfaTime , (edited )

Really? So high ISO and fast shutter was just tech beyond those Luddites?

🤦🏼‍♂️

I have a 16mm Minolta from 1960 that’s smaller than a pack of cigarettes that us fully adjustable for f-stop and shutter speed (far faster than catching these spokes), plus it has multiple lenses.

The Polaroid instant cameras had shutter speeds up to 1/200.

Thcdenton ,

Ah yeah, its been a whle. But isnt the shifter on the left?

fine_sandy_bottom ,

You’re right of course.

It’s been a while for me too.

SkunkWorkz ,

It’s not the stand. It’s the foot peg and the shift pedal.

5wim ,

100%

Nurgus ,

It isn’t on the stand but I think it’s a reasonable and value comment, to raise the question. People shouldn’t downvote you.

adarza , to cat in I am a new cat parent, and I did not realize how much "I fits I sits" is law.

they feel safe in a box, plus a small box lets them curl up into a little ball, keeps their (naturally warmer than ours) bodies warm.

Microplasticbrain , to memes in Ik ik but control yourselfs

Dicknose McBallcheeks

Angry_Autist ,

It’s ok if this format goes away

pineapplelover , to memes in Ik ik but control yourselfs

Why does everyone want Richard?

OldChicoAle ,

Everyone loves Dick

henfredemars , to funny in Safety 3rd

Safety matters, but having lived matters even more.

moistclump ,

As Hunter S Thomas said: “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!””

Anticorp ,

Fuck yeah!

LowleeKun ,

Life should be whatever you want it to be. You want to chill the fuck out? You do you. Life, however, should not be full of regrets. Which largely stem from not allowong yourself to do what you want, whether it be from fear, pressure by other people, or certain expecations.

Quotes tend to be nice motivational forces but end up being very simplistic in a world that could not be more complex.

BearOfaTime ,

You both make excellent points. Upvotes for all.

hemko ,

Amen brother

Classy ,

Yeah but what right do you have to push that onto someone who can’t consent? Sure, let’s let my baby smoke weed and sit on my shoulders while I ride roller coasters, cause if he dies at least he had fun!

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Quote would mean more if he didn’t kill himself.

At least jump out of a plane with no parachute, Hunter.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Yeah, this photo is fake, but when I see boomer comments on other sites on photos all I can think is “survivor bias”

The_Hideous_Orgalorg ,

Why do you say this photo is fake? My dad used to take me for rides just like this. One of his favorite stories to tell is about having to toss me off as it was going to fall over, and how I was having a blast, but my mother was not nearly so excited. I was around two at the time.

BananaTrifleViolin ,

Because his foot is on the ground behind the front wheel, and the footrest empty.

spamspeicher ,

So, you’re saying this video is fake too? Because his foot is clearly on the ground behind the front wheel.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u6LaPKD1_HI

Bo7a ,

Have you never ridden a dirtbike at all?

gnu ,

I would not say having the inside foot off the peg and held forward in this situation is an indicator of the photo being fake, seeing as it’s a common behaviour when riding dirt bikes.

The_Hideous_Orgalorg ,

You must not be a rider. Extending the inside foot in a turn is very common.

ITGuyLevi ,

Same, when you were too small to reliably hold on, you ride in the front. I remember the first time riding on the back (probably 4-5) and remembering how much more it sucked because I couldn’t see shit… That was a lifetime ago though lol.

BearOfaTime ,

Yawn.

Safety Nazi.

Boxscape , (edited )
@Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

having lived matters even more.

‘Say cheese 91 octaaaaaannneeee for the camera!’

Illuminostro ,

“Look, I don’t want to die. But I don’t want to be sure I’m going to live, either…”

don , to cat in I am a new cat parent, and I did not realize how much "I fits I sits" is law.

“I fits, I sits” predates the Big Bang. By orders of magnitude.

NocturnalMorning , (edited )

It’s been observed in nature so much that we are beginning to believe it is a fundamental law of the universe.

doodledup , to lemmyshitpost in Trash Icon 🗑

Who tf designed 2000?!

random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

It wasn’t just for papers. It was a compost.

sfxrlz ,

There’s a windows logo in it. Iconic.

debil ,

A sophisticated self-own.

_____ , to funny in You won't learn this in driver's ed

Hype character cutaway: Impossible! It’s the lost art of ditch drifting (durifuto means drifting)

TheFriar , to cat in Do you MIND?

The goof in back

(.) (*)

=^=

(That’s my best approximation)

feedum_sneedson , to aww in I'd want to let Max in

I’m afraid I can’t stand for this.

mypasswordis1234 , to memes in Ik ik but control yourselfs
@mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world avatar

a cat ofc

feedum_sneedson , to memes in Ik ik but control yourselfs

Penisface, “baby” or something when it won’t do to shout that.

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