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NocturnalMorning ,

Meanwhile Max is decimating the local bird population, and risking getting hit by cars.

lugal ,

If I were Max, i would try to get rid of the nameplate or even better change it to something else

iAvicenna ,
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I would definitely let him in

thenextguy ,

Guards. Make sure Max doesn’t enter the library under any circumstance.

Right, keep max in the library, even if he wants to leave.

No, no. Keep max out of the library at all times.

We don’t have to do anything other than keep Max in the library.

Out of the library…

Oh, I remember. Can he enter the library with us?

ininewcrow ,
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Guards: … please come with us, Emperor Max has ordered us to arrest you

limerod ,

Petition to let Max in the Library, now!

FlashMobOfOne ,
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I wonder what Max did to get banished from the library.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Max has left the library. Max has been saved.

MissJinx ,
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Having cats I would bet he peed in the library

FlashMobOfOne ,
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Yes, probably, but I want to think in my mind that it was something super chaotic and daring, like a furry super-villain.

tburkhol ,

Typical cat just knocking things off shelves - the library is an inexhaustible playground.

variants ,

Then spraying it with his butt hole pee contraption

The_Cunt_of_Monte_Cristo ,
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Talking to people loudly?

FlashMobOfOne ,
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Solid possibility.

brucethemoose ,

Max is already in the library.

kambusha ,

Max now owns the library, and would like to make some changes.

mipadaitu ,

Max has always been in the library.
Max will always be in the library.

downpunxx ,

Max would like to know if you'd care for a cocktail

anonymouse2 ,

Max has always been in the library.

ElJefe ,

Max is the library

assassinatedbyCIA ,

Knowing my inattentive ass I would have read that sign after happily letting max into the library.

iAmTheTot , (edited )

Max should not be outdoors unleashed and unsupervised.

wjrii ,

Yup. I know cats can do better roaming free than most pets, but that doesn’t mean it’s safe for them, and it’s certainly not safe for the local bird population.

tyler ,

Yep you should make sure to jump out from behind a bush or tree to make sure your cat stays on its toes the entire time it’s outside.

fckreddit ,

Let Max into library now!!

lugal ,

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