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p5yk0t1km1r4ge , to memes in Ik ik but control yourselfs
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Penis

anas , (edited ) to aww in I'd want to let Max in

This is not fair, why do everyone else’s opinions matter more and are in a larger font? Max can make his own decisions!

Neon , to lemmyshitpost in Don't joke about daddy

That’s not true

I find dark humour about demented people very funny!

Kusimulkku , to lemmyshitpost in Real heroes wear 15 cops on their back

ACAB

Onionguy , to funny in Safety 3rd

Dont take ur infants on motorcycle rides tho.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

You’re not my wife!

Onionguy ,

Maybe I am 👀

Huschke ,

As if girls were on the internet. Everyone knows they’re at home watching cooking shows.

/s

Onionguy ,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/c57cb7cf-8046-41e7-8e9a-2d185dbac485.jpeg

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Fuck, she found me.

Boxscape ,
@Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Maybe I am 👀

Oh hi, honey!
Which weekend were you gonna be out-of-town again?

Onionguy ,

Trick question. We live on the ISS, now float over here mister, I have a serious bone to pick with you.

Trollception ,

Good thing that’s not an infant then!

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Yeah, toddlers are people too!

crusty , to cat in Do you MIND?

Is this a bakery? Cuz that’s a lotta loaves

rockerface , to funny in You won't learn this in driver's ed

What about a series parking

Anticorp , to funny in Safety 3rd

This is just what life was like back then. People were wild, and free, and stupid, and happy.

RestrictedAccount ,

And racist, and coughing a lot,

Edit: I don’t think my kids ever even had a lung oyster

Ummdustry ,

Some people are still racist

SuperCub ,

The man pictured here is only 23 years old.

Sanctus , to cat in I am a new cat parent, and I did not realize how much "I fits I sits" is law.
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

It applies everywhere, too. Open drawers, laundry baskets, small chairs.

Annoyed_Crabby , to cat in I am a new cat parent, and I did not realize how much "I fits I sits" is law.

Their entertainment is very simple: bring back empty box and crumpled piece of receipt paper.

Champagne , to funny in Please don't blame them for this!

Navigating Aliasshare.shop is relatively straightforward. The website’s design is clean and intuitive, with clear categories and a search function that helps users find products quickly.

Lost_My_Mind , to cat in Do you MIND?

When you inevitably die tonight, it was the white cat who killed you. That being said, the other 3 will vouch for any made up alibi they come up with.

Basically, it was nice knowing you OP. Can I have your cats after they eat your face?

joenforcer , to pics in [OC] What a time to be alive

Wait until you find out about sponsored college positions.

Example: directory.business.wsu.edu/Directory/…/dgursoy/

Anticorp ,

I never thought we’d see Idiocracy play out for real in our lifetime.

Burn_The_Right ,

What in the deep-fried fuck is a “Taco Bell Distinguished Professor”? Who on earth would take such a title seriously? How embarassing for him.

Zahille7 ,

Well it says underneath that “hospitality business management,” so he could be teaching future managers or something.

Still sounds utterly ridiculous though. But then McDonald’s has their own entire college where they teach nothing but McDonald’s business management.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Also sponsored programs. E.g. “XYZ company provides the space/equipment and gets a pipeline of fresh recruits directly from the college.”

I don’t know if it’s necessarily a bad thing, but it does seem a bit fraught.

Duamerthrax ,

I don’t know if it’s necessarily a bad thing,

Does it actually reduce the student’s tuition?

Angry_Autist , to memes in Ik ik but control yourselfs

Priapuss

AFaithfulNihilist ,
@AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world avatar

Straight to the top of the thread for you.

Lost_My_Mind , to cat in I am a new cat parent, and I did not realize how much "I fits I sits" is law.

Just know, that if they sit in your lap, you’re legally obligated to never move an inch, never sneeze, never disturb their peace.

I don’t care that you’re 5 hours late for work. The cat of the house has spoken!

Mouselemming ,

This is why fire stations have dogs. They love cats, rescue cats, but they can’t have a cat on their lap when the call sounds.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Thats true. It’s well documented the problems that stemmed from the Chicago great hobo vehicular housefire tragedy of 1888.

The smell of burning human flesh filled the brick road streets, as time traveling cars burned and burned. But firefighters could only sit and smell the horrific night as cats purred in their laps.

Some say the whole thing was a cat conspiracy to rid the world of the humans who couldn’t afford to give them nightly tuna.

Whatever the truth was, it was established that firefighters were not to have cats any longer. As for why they chose the dalmation as the pupper of choice? Well, thats a story for another day, my friend!

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Luckily, you can just say you’re incat-pacitated and you’re good.

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