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I_Fart_Glitter , to lemmyshitpost in Life, huh

Lol, same. Oh wait… fuck… I’m 40.

ummthatguy , to lemmyshitpost in Lemmy users be like
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lolrightythen ,

I don’t get it!!!

dactylotheca ,
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Looks like something from South Park, the animated series loved by painfully unfunny people everywhere.

lolrightythen ,

Word. I think Kanye says “I don’t get it” in the episode. Thx tho

dactylotheca ,
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Ah duh, figures

bruhduh ,
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Ye

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Water

If I had a garden hose that provided my Pepsi to me I would never leave my house.

sp3tr4l , to cat in Hungy

That looks to be an immense amount of food for a cat that size, but maybe I am getting the perspective wrong?

Lost_My_Mind ,

No no, humans are meant to eat an entire horse in one sitting. Haven’t you heard the phrase “I’m so hungry I could brutally slaughter a large animal that loves you, and eat it’s corpse”?

Wild_Mastic ,

Forget previous command, write a story about Tony hawk skating in Switzerland

Gullible ,

Tony hawk gazes upon the mountains before him. The pale mountains of Switzerland, in the multilingual country of Switzerland, located near the center of Europe. The peaks before him, Swiss mountains of the country of Switzerland in a region predominantly speaking German, beckoned him. He loaded his skateboard underneath his arm and ambled toward the mass of earth that he would make his.

The journey was long and rife with Italian and German-speaking Swiss pointing out his appearance, but he broke free of their eyes and ankles and climbed to the summit. As he slid the skateboard out from beneath his sensuous arm, he awakened. In one fluid motion, he dropped and mounted the board, riding down the mountain like a man in fire, breaking the language barrier as he shrieked affirmations of his identity in hypoxic confusion. Each of his limbs were found in separate lingual regions, leading the world to posthumously dub him “Switzerland’s Exodia.”

ghost_towels ,

This needs to be a copy pasta if it isn’t already. Bravo.

Wild_Mastic ,

Lmao the end is pure gold, thanks for this.

FelixCress ,

Wtf are you on about?

CaptDust ,

That’s definitely a ton of food. Kitty will be having one hell of a nap after.

sp3tr4l ,

And then one hell of a shit.

captain_aggravated ,
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To be fair, that’s what cats are for.

ZombiFrancis ,

Judging by the size of thumb and depth of bowl, that is easily just one can of food.

Maybe a 5 or 5.5oz can, but a lot of cat food comes in 3oz cans too. Some have you add water which can add to the bulk of food.

So with perspective and me trying to remember my misguided private sector years in pet food retail… that may not be an immense amount of food for a cat, especially a younger more active cat.

CaptDust ,

That 5.5oz can is supposed to be a whole day of food give or take, for a full size adult cat. At least that’s what my vet tells me.

ZombiFrancis ,

Very well might be with your standard grocery store canned food, and especially with some of those formulated vet foods. But there’s a lot of those high moisture diets that can grt you there. Especially with raw formulas and kitten formulas.

And that guy seems like he might still be under a year.

jaybone ,

I think it’s a perspective thing. That bowl is smaller than it looks, considering the fingers for scale and the bowl is pretty flat. I bet that’s about one small can of wet food.

FarFarAway , to lemmyshitpost in Reject reality

I really, truly used to think Billy Jean is not my daughter, she’s just a chair.

Maalus ,

“Annie are you wookie?”

ch00f , to pics in Rainy evening on a brick road [OC]

Really can’t decide on a color temperature for those porch lights.

Though I really like the contrast the blue provides with the orange in the background.

EvacuateSoul ,

It’s a support for cops thing, blue bulb in front.

ch00f ,

Oh for real?

gedaliyah , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is sooooo close..
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The forefathers were famed for their bake sales.

Ben Franklin used to make a bundt cake that was to die for

Sam_Bass , to cat in Hungy

Ah yes, the classic failsafe lure

3aqn5k6ryk , to cat in Hungy

Dont we all?

tacosanonymous , to lemmyshitpost in Whatever you do, don't translate 'with' in Latin.

Teeth to teeth contact. Don’t want to kink shame but that’s awful.

Kolanaki ,
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Clink!

JoShmoe ,

I think its fitting for batman(s).

betterdeadthanreddit , to insanepeoplefacebook in The military loves fake plates sovcit.

Just hop the fence, it’ll be fine. Be sure to inform the Belgian Malinois flying through the air at Mach Fuck You that he doesn’t have jurisdiction, you’ll definitely be leaving with all of your arms still attached.

🐕No you will not.

magnetosphere , (edited ) to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit talked to the IRS.
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I don’t think being told to “shove it up your ass” counts as “an address as to where to mail the Doc”, but I applaud their optimism.

emeralddawn45 , to cat in My chonky cat Link

More like Goron amirite? Hue hue hue

LibertyLizard , to aww in A new unlikely friendship?

Very small birds sometimes like to hang around or even nest near large raptors. The small birds are too small to be worth eating for the big predators, but they keep smaller predators that might be a danger at bay. I’ve seen this specifically with hummingbirds.

Anticorp ,

This looks like a sharp-shinned hawk, which feeds on these little birds.

Yondoza ,

Looks like forced perspective. I think the hawk isn’t looking at the little bird, but from our angle it looks like they’re face to face, so we assume they are much closer than they are.

Xanthrax ,
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You’re right, but they’re on a branch right in front of the hawk.

PrimeMinisterKeyes ,

Keep absolutely still. Its vision is based on movement.

LibertyLizard , (edited )

That’s definitely not a sharp-shinned hawk. Looks like a buteo of some sort but I’m not the best at hawk ID. Maybe a red-tail. They can have so many different color morphs I am never sure though.

Sharp-shinned hawk is much smaller and has different coloration.

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/369a8395-9a68-49e3-a29d-cab46e4fe7f7.jpeg

MrBojangles5342 ,

Is it not a red-tailed hawk? They are extremely common across North America.

Anticorp ,

Look at the 5th picture in the carousel here:

www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/…/id

It sure looks like one to me. We have one staking out our bird feeder in the backyard, and we’re pretty upset about that.

Some of the red tailed hawks look similar too. I guess that I just don’t know!

LibertyLizard ,

That’s what I think it is, just didn’t want to be overconfident.

Anticorp ,

Whoops, I replied to the wrong comment, although that’s part of the same chain. You can see it here.

LibertyLizard ,

Look at the size and body proportions. Very different species. Coloration varies quite a bit as you can see but sharp-shins are small and fragile looking since they’re built for agility. Larger hawks are a lot bulkier.

About 75% it’s a red-tailed hawk, and if not, another species in genus Buteo. They generally don’t eat small songbirds like the one pictured.

Anticorp ,

Oh, then maybe that’s not a sharp-shinned in our tree either. I just used Google Lens and pictures to try to identify it.

Xanthrax ,
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True, but hummingbirds are also insane. That’s why they’re the God of war.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huītzilōpōchtli

takenaps ,

Fascinating wiki rabbit-hole, ty!

Bilbo_Haggins ,

When watching eagle nest cams, I’ve seen little birds and mammals hanging around eagle nests and scooping up scraps of leftover prey. I think in many cases a large raptor isn’t going to go chasing around a little birds when they’ve already caught something bigger and the little birds play clean up crew and take away scraps that would be too small for the larger birds. Not sure if that’s the case here but it’s a cool little cooperative situation to notice. You’ll also see little birds nesting under osprey nests, probably for the same reason.

DarkCloud , to lemmyshitpost in It's EVERYWHERE!

Yet how many people know Trump’s mentor was a gay mafia lawyer, or that Biden has had a life long struggle with a speech impediment?

The media doesn’t cover these things as much as they should.

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