There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

lemmy.world

MehBlah , to nostupidquestions in Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?

This would go great with canned dumplings. Just kidding. Or am I?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
MummifiedClient5000 ,

That’s not Danish!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know what language it is, but obviously someone sells or sold cheeseburger in a can.

MummifiedClient5000 ,

It happens to be German.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t blame me there, I studied French.

MummifiedClient5000 ,

J’accuse!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Je suis désolée.

MummifiedClient5000 ,

… Baguette?

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar
Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Whichever dummy wrote that original post must have seen the .de and went “Hmmmm. That must be de for Denmark.”

MehBlah ,

They sell canned hot dogs in the UK. I want a can to put on a shelf in the kitchen.

Mwa , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?
@Mwa@thelemmy.club avatar

material you colors are pretty ugly

Is this even material you it looks like it

Eyck_of_denesle ,

Subjective

LowtierComputer ,

Stronk?

randint ,
@randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

material you colors are pretty ugly

You can actually change this in your settings. You will absolutely be able to find something of your taste. Usually your phone generates a few combinations for you to choose from based on your wallpaper. I do agree that this particular combination in this screenshot is ugly however.

Mwa ,
@Mwa@thelemmy.club avatar

oh alr

partial_accumen , to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye, old friend.

Future Martian geologists. “This rock has no business being here. There must have been a glacier at some point that moved it here.”

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

“this structure is not a natural formation. someone must have built it, so it must lead somewhere.” vibes

maccentric ,

Aliens!!

deegeese ,

The tracks lead to the rover.

Ferrous ,

I wonder if there’d be a different prefix for a Martian geologists. I suppose they could be called areologists?

variants ,

What are you, an etymologist?

thesporkeffect ,

Those brave men and women who gave their all to study the areola, no matter the cost

E: but aresiologer sounds cool

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

I used to think that data was easily preserved, so clearly it’d be around for future generations

I no longer think this to be true - not without extensive work to keep it alive

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Crazy haired martain: EARTHLINGS

Semi_Hemi_Demigod , to science_memes in The scientific method
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

It’s less that there’s a specific ratio of corpse:water but whether the corpses have been turned into fish poop yet.

thisbenzingring , to linuxmemes in IT outage: banks, airlines and media hit by issues linked to Windows PCs

… my work uses Crowdstrike

I didn’t see any issues rise up yesterday. Is today gonna be a bad day?

thisbenzingring ,

I made an announcement on our Teams channel, and its blowing the fuck up… today is going to be a bad day :(

SpikesOtherDog ,

Forbes has posted a fix, but it requires a human to boot into safe mode/recovery

forbes.com/…/crowdstrike-windows-outage-what-happ…

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

The second I read this post my phone started blowing up. Good luck brother.

jemikwa ,

This occurred overnight around 5am UTC/1am EDT. CS checks in once an hour, so some machines escaped the bad update. If your machines were totally off overnight, consider yourself lucky

pumpkinseedoil , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

What happened?

Rentlar ,

apnews.com/…/microsoft-crowdstrike-outage-austral…

An update to a cybersecurity software suite called CrowdStrike caused Windows machines to BSOD. CrowdStrike was big and monopolistic enough that it took out servees at large organizations worldwide.

prettybunnys , to cat in Orange Squeeze

This is an orange cat brain-cell collider.

Cat physics at work

FuglyDuck , to cat in Orange Squeeze
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

“When life gives you oranges, make orangeaide.” … “Wait, No PUT THE KITTY- okay, whew. cuddling is fine.”

Lost_My_Mind ,

…do you mean orange juice? I mean, I know the big companies add a lot of sugar, but daaaaamn.

Melatonin ,

Just making a public service announcement.

Diet Mountain Dew is just orange juice. Read the ingredients. Water, concentrated orange juice, and trace ingredients from then on.

They’re selling us orange juice under another name!

Gradually_Adjusting , to greentext in Anon notices
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

7 insane assumptions

Has anyone noticed how crazy I am?

saltesc , to science_memes in The scientific method

You are a little soul carrying about a corpse.

–Some Roman guy paraphrasing some Greek guy.

apfelwoiSchoppen , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder what the state’s recourse is for this dealership and the sale. This type of sale has to throw a bunch of red flags into the system.

ryathal ,

So long as the sales tax gets paid the state probably doesn’t care much. Registration and insurance is only required for driving on public roads, you can make a new car a lawn ornament or for your personal off road track without those.

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

Right. The litigious nature of things though, I wonder if the dealership could be at fault for giving some POS a car without proof of either. Registration of and insurance for this vehicle is required due to the public road use. Ain’t like he’s driving it solely on his own land.

Laser ,

He’s not driving, he’s commuting! Gosh

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

In a carrier!

ryathal ,

He’s definitely not, but you could conceivably show up with a trailer to load the car on.

ladytaters ,

It depends on the state, and whether he’s financing the veh- excuse me, ‘carrier’. Although I’m definitely sure that where I work, he would be politely told that he needs insurance, a valid license, and there’s no way he’s leaving with a TRP instead of license plates; he can’t transfer plates that are not recognized by the state, and he doesn’t live in another state that would let him leave with temp registration.

samus12345 , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Y2K24

Demonmariner , to nostupidquestions in Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?

I’m just waiting for canned bread.

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

Aw, you just reminded me of something. My grandma used to wash out soup cans, then use them to bake small raisin breads. She would make several at once and you could freeze them. I don’t know where she got this idea but it was awesome always having these tiny raisin breads available :) especially if you don’t want to commit to a whole full-sized loaf!

Ahardyfellow ,

Stories like these are why I love the internet. Just a wholesome little memory, made me smile thanks for sharing :)

I_Fart_Glitter ,
LesserAbe ,

Holy shit

ArmoredThirteen , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

Is this the Denver airport?

cannedtuna OP ,

Yeah

Colonel_Panic_ , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

I still don’t understand why they named West Virginia so. Virginia has land further West. North Virginia?

lseif ,

the nucleus of Virginia Proper is further east

Pulptastic ,

Western Virginia doesn’t matter.

Colonel_Panic_ ,

Where is the mitochondria of Virginia though?

Ultraviolet ,

Historical context makes it even weirder. The split was because WV allied with the North in the Civil War, North Virginia makes infinitely more sense in more ways than one.

Colonel_Panic_ ,

That really does. But humans aren’t particularly great at naming things sometimes.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines