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april , to insanepeoplefacebook in Neanderthals didn't wear chain mail! Checkmate, evolutionists!

I would like to see the passage where the Bible supposedly mentions neanderthals

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s somewhere in the back.

istdaslol , to programmerhumor in Sleep paralysis demon

Yes. Markup-Languages are a subset of Programming-Languages. Turing completness doesn’t matter as things like magic the gathering and habbo hotel are Turing complete

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

So Habbo Hotel is a programming language.

ransomwarelettuce ,

I am markdown and latex programmer.

Idk it just feels wrong.

theherk ,

If you can write a moderately complex math equation in tex on the first try, you’re a programmer in my book.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

idk css feels just as frustrating

mindbleach ,

‘This markup language isn’t even as capable as Habbo Hotel, but it counts anyway because I just called it a programming language.’

There is a literal hierarchy of syntaxes which are recognized by different categories of machine. Programs require a Turing machine. Anything lesser - in a subset like pushdown automata or finite-state machines - doesn’t need a proper computer. So it’s not a program.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

I feel like programming language produces programs, and makeup languages formatted documents.

I wouldn’t consider a formatted document to be a program, so I don’t consider a markup language to be a programming language.

Doesn’t make it less valuable, though

lowleveldata , to lemmyshitpost in B̸͈̱͐͛́͜ủ̴̥͎̤͗y̷̬̤̦̓ ̴̧͋̀̚ͅw̴̲̯̕͘͝a̷̻̲͘ṟ̶̹̳͆ ̷̥̍͗̓b̷͎͗ò̷͓͎̀n̵̻̟̔d̸͓̽͋̉ṣ̵̪́

What if I let Jesus takes the wheel so the gods can have a nice night drive

cRazi_man , to greentext in Anons Super Power

Anon could achieve their goals with any one of those powers.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

But invisibility is the least invasive to do it with, therefore anon is a good person

usualsuspect191 , to greentext in Anons Super Power

Would super strength mean my back won’t hurt anymore?

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

No. Your back still hurts but you’re just really strong now. You can lift a whole car while you’re lying flat on the ground though!

conciselyverbose ,

My back pain is usually my hamstrings tensing and wrenching the fuck out of everything higher. More power might make that worse.

Track_Shovel ,

My SI joints and TFL - part of quad that attaches to my hip) are brutal.

Too much shitty walking in heavy boots. I find activity actually helps, now that I’m mostly recovered after a pile of massage and physio. If I stay still (sit at my desk for a week).though I start to seize up

Tylerdurdon , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.

They’re probably doing it on purpose to be able to claim “they can’t find qualified personnel.” That would allow them to file for H1B and hire a person from India at a significant savings.

I’m not sure who to report that to, but USCIS oversees the H1B program.

Fredselfish OP ,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

Got a hold of HR and it’s not a mistake it’s "due to high volume of applications we have so many slots available. We recommend you check it several times a day until a slot available. It’s a fucking scam and not playing.

Confused_Emus ,

What that tells me is they have such high employee turnover that their application process is just a disguised pool of warm bodies to pull from as needed. I’d avoid diving in if at all possible.

RecallMadness ,

Take what HR says with a grain of salt.

If they’re gaming H1B, They’re not gonna say “yeah we’re faking it to get cheap indentured immigrants to work for us”.

pigup , to lemmyshitpost in B̸͈̱͐͛́͜ủ̴̥͎̤͗y̷̬̤̦̓ ̴̧͋̀̚ͅw̴̲̯̕͘͝a̷̻̲͘ṟ̶̹̳͆ ̷̥̍͗̓b̷͎͗ò̷͓͎̀n̵̻̟̔d̸͓̽͋̉ṣ̵̪́

I knew it!

cRazi_man , to greentext in Anon's gastric emergency

Anon might have ulcerative colitis.

ryannathans ,

Or held their shit so much their nerves are fucked

FiskFisk33 , to greentext in Anon takes the ball-pill

“I’m not to be fucked with”

That’s sound advice

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

That’s sound odor advice

😉👍

ferrodegaragem , to lemmyshitpost in I love SVU

🤣🤣🤣

kersploosh , to noncredibledefense in [draws pistol with malicious intent]
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

No gun, no problem. If you are wearing shoes you always have options.

George W. Bush dodging a show thrown at him during a press conference

PugJesus OP ,

Not with those lightning fast shrub reflexes!

mozz ,
@mozz@mbin.grits.dev avatar

W was a piece of shit in many many ways, but you can't deny his humanity in that moment. Dude handled it like a champ and couldn't wait for whatever was coming after the second shoe. You could tell that was his favorite thing that ever happened in a press conference.

superkret ,

The guy who threw it still got thrown in prison, though.

sangriaferret ,

I love watching this video. The look of bewildered amusement on his face after the first shot is so relatable.

dgriffith ,

“Who throws a shoe? I mean, honestly, who?” - Austin Powers President Bush.

kersploosh ,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

W must have slept in a Holiday Inn Express the night before.

Anticorp ,

Say what you will about GWB, the man could certainly dodge a shoe!

mindbleach ,

He has impressive reflexes for a drunk who got off coke.

Still ate shit on a Segway.

ArcaneSlime ,

So did the guy who invented 'em!

potustheplant , to lemmyshitpost in All junk

Yeah, it sucks. This video goes over why this might be happening.

bitjunkie , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

It is so tempting to start some idiot MAGA hat brand like this and then give all the profits to trans rights groups etc

FordBeeblebrox ,

Just as an aside, been a 49ers fan my whole life. This whole recent “white guy in a red cap” thing makes me wish I had two more hands so I could give four middle fingers.

But dude, liberal tears butt wipes or whatever…these rubes eat that shit up

Angry_Autist ,

“Uncle Cletus’s 400 grit toilet paper”

Are you tired of those ‘woke’ and cushy liberal toilet paper made from weak and pansy processed cellulose? Try Uncle Cletus’s proprietary silicon carbide formula enhanced with sand sourced from All American beaches! Now you can show your patriotism by bleeding red from the ass during every trump-approved toilet visit

mojofrododojo , to cat in Meet Anya, my beautiful ragdoll kitty

the floof is strong with this one

TheMightyCanuck , to memes in 󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

But those god damn German subs look fun as hell with fire ass memes…

Too bad I can’t fucking speak German

mrmetaverse ,

There’s a German word for that “KannverdammtnochmalkeinDeutschsprechen”

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ooh ooh my favorite is ‘Backpfeifengesicht’

Revan343 ,

I can’t even tell if you’re joking because I also don’t speak German

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