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Wirlocke , (edited ) to greentext in Anons Super Power

I would accept Mind Control in any scenario except if they realize they were mind controlled (damn D&D).

If it’s short range I’d finally get a decent job and would never have to worry about being attacked in public.

If it can be used over camera, become an influencer, “hey guys if all of you that are within your means could donate 1 dollar to my GoFundMe I’d greatly appreciate it”. Instant semi ethical riches.

If I could use it on the mirror, “Wirlocke you’re going to feel well rested and do x task”.

harrys_balzac ,

I definitely need more details. Like how long does the mind control last and will they remember what they did?

nawa ,

One other thing is that mind control must not be a universal thing, so it should only happen when you want it. Otherwise, first it would break social interactions, second it would quickly become boring.

dditty , to lemmyshitpost in All I Know Is Rejection. When I Was A Kid, My Yo-Yo: It Never Came Back

Wise guys I tell ya; last week I checked into a hotel and I asked the bellhop to handle my bag - he started feeling up my wife

ramble81 , (edited ) to foodporn in On a smashburger kick lately

What makes it a “smash”-burger? I’ve always been curious.

Lifecoach5000 OP ,

You make the patties into a loose meatball shape(around 4 ounces). Ground beef 80/20 works best from what I’ve heard. Then when your pan is super hot, you throw them on and smash them super thin. Let them cook about 2 mins, then get a metal spatula to flip. Add cheese if you so desire and let it cook for another min.

The one in the pic is a double smash burger with 2 patties. Magnificent IMO. I just started this journey a couple weeks ago and I am hooked! Although I need to prob chill a bit since not exactly the most healthy thing.

JayleneSlide ,

To signal boost @Lifecoach5000 love of the smashburger: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt goes into great culinary depth about burgers, including the Oklahoma smashie. This is the version I make for friends and loved ones: www.seriouseats.com/oklahoma-onion-burger-recipe

If you can source beef from grass-fed pastured steer (in contrast to CAFO beef), it makes such a huge difference. For example, we get beef from a small scale local rancher family that does all their own butchery. Anything more than salt and pepper on their beef starts to detract from the subtle complexities in the meat, complexities missing from grain-fed beef.

nickwitha_k , to lemmyshitpost in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way

rsync or scp, depending on mood. If there’s a non-*nix host involved, maybe SMB or NFS but that’s on the device owner.

gandalf_der_12te , to lemmyshitpost in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way
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rsync

nickwitha_k ,

Came here for this.

zipzoopaboop , to foodporn in Miso Ramen with Fried Chicken

I love both those things but wouldn’t it just make the chicken soggy and cause bread floaties

BallShapedMan OP ,
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It did, they should have put it on the side. I still ate it.

zipzoopaboop ,

As would I

JohnWorks , to noncredibledefense in [posted without comment]

Cum sprayer

SnotFlickerman , to memes in Stay alert.
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Warm butt?

can ,

Hinder as in opposite of aid

Imgonnatrythis ,

Yes please

mindbleach ,

I too read it how MST3K would pronounce it.

SnotFlickerman ,
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Nailed it.

Rolando , to lemmyshitpost in All I Know Is Rejection. When I Was A Kid, My Yo-Yo: It Never Came Back

"I tell ya, in my neighborhood, you play football, it’s really tough. After they sack the quarterback, they go after his family.” -Dangerfield

Trex202 ,

My wife likes to talk while she’s making love. Last night, she called me up from the Holiday Inn.

niktemadur , to lemmyshitpost in Shiny and chrome

And it makes loud sounds, man, that “heh he heh he” Murphy laugh.

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Neanderthals didn't wear chain mail! Checkmate, evolutionists!

These people are so fucking stupid.

raspberriesareyummy ,

“which disprove the idea that [… that image …] is anything but accurate” - they don’t even understand grammar & double negatives…

T00l_shed , to insanepeoplefacebook in Neanderthals didn't wear chain mail! Checkmate, evolutionists!

Little did you know sciencetists have found modern automobiles wrecks near where homo habilis fossils were found. Of course “main stream archeology” doesn’t want you to know that! Check mate, atheists.

Acernum , to noncredibledefense in GO, GO, GO! THE LEGATE WANTS SANDALS ON THE GROUND BY 0600!
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Ahh, Rome Sweet Rome

lightnsfw , to greentext in Anon takes the ball-pill

I think I went to high school with this guy.

NegativeInf , to insanepeoplefacebook in Neanderthals didn't wear chain mail! Checkmate, evolutionists!

I can only find scholarly articles on this subject from like 1912 and prior and even then, only tangentially related to any of this bullshit? God I wish smoking had the effect of whatever the fuck is wrong with these people.

But then again, no I don’t.

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