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robocall , to funny in How could this be?!
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When I grow up, I’m never getting old!

sxan , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out
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That’s either a professional level dad joke, or holy wow, does he not know how much you make?

That said, I’ll build anyone a website for £500, no matter how large. But that’s the base model. It’ll be a template taken from a catalog, and Hugo. My maintenance fees are only £250 per hour.

FuglyDuck ,
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I’ll build anyone a website. I’ll do it for 450.

No refunds, though. (don’t tell them this, but they won’t be very happy with the product.)

variants ,

It’s a pretty good racket. My friends boss saw us building ourselves a site one time when he let us use his shop on the weekend and he got intrigued.

So as payment for letting us use the machine shop we took over his business website from some expensive marketing company that charged a ton we got him down to a domain and a basic weebly plan. We took photos of the shop and just used their shop colors for the text and slapped on all the contact info he wanted.

Then his bookkeeper saw his site and wanted one so we did the same for her, then her son saw the site and wanted one for his friend who’s a plumber. Next thing you know we are turning down jobs because everyone and their mother wants a $500 website from us haha. It became a better business than what we borrowed the machine shop for to begin with

sxan ,
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Very nice. I don’t think there’s anything better than being your own boss.

ZagamTheVile , to pics in I see you

…baby, shakin’ that ass, shakin’ that ass.

henfredemars , (edited ) to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

Military grade stupid can’t admit he’s been had.

jordanlund ,
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But a friend on Facebook told him it was OK!

rImITywR , to lemmyshitpost in Did You Know?

Ice is a mineral. So molten ice, i.e. water, is lava. Humans are mostly made of water, much more than they are made of DNA. So you are more molten rock than you are genetic material. And people are some sort of water golem.

Jilanico OP ,
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Some people say a man is made out of mud 🎶

FiniteBanjo , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

Hear me out.

The Wolves got through the airport checkpoints without any issues.

RobotZap10000 ,

And what do you imply?

FiniteBanjo ,

It was an argument in favor of the wolves. In fact, there is no implication at all, it was very blatant.

neidu2 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

“That sounds like sovereign citizen stuff, and that’s just weird” 😂

CaptDust ,

Actual legal advice stop being weird

tlou3please , to pics in [OC] Puffins taken on Shetland Islands

Puffins always remind me of the Gordon Ramsay video where he cooks one and it looks delicious.

FireWire400 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to get started.
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will like to learn

At least they’re eager to learn I guess

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Learn to be insane!

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Signing up for a crash course in driver side window durability once they try traveling in their conveyance and are detained by the local road-pirates.

FireWire400 ,
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That’s Road Pirate McGill to you, boy

insufferableninja ,

good that they know they are going to like to learn at some point in the future. how much time do we have until then, i wonder

YeetPics , to memes in Silver lining
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OP proceeds to begin their 12 hour compilation of yoko ono screeching into a hot mic

Ahh yes, good music indeed

Mikina , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

I mean, if it’s **just ** a normal screen-sized website, that already makes it a lot easier. Not having to deal with responsiveness bullshit would make webdev a lot better experience. That is assuming “normal screen” means 1920*1080, or whatever is the median screen size.

pastermil ,

To be fair, using flex box (which is the default in many modern framework) would make responsiveness a breeze these days.

Ahardyfellow ,

One day I’ll learn flex and be able to make nice responsive displays, but until then Bootstrap it is.

pastermil ,

Whichever works for you!

MajorHavoc ,

It only needs to look good on whatever screen size the client’s CEO’s favorite administrative director uses, when she checks on it, on a Friday evening, seven weeks after delivery (but still well before I’ll ever see my $500.00…)

Wish me luck guessing the screen size…

hakunawazo ,

Just make it mobile first… and last ;)

voldage , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

Oh, trust me, it’s not a coincidence that ALL wolves decided to sit away from that uncouth beast.

Ironfacebuster , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

Reinventing the onion let’s go

kryptonianCodeMonkey , to funny in How could this be?!

Left picture, newborn. Right picture, 95 year old.

“Is this cuz drugs?”

Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to get started.

Step 1: Be a wizard

Step 2: Don’t not be a wizard

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