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Rai , to lemmyshitpost in Title

star dew valley abigail

humbletightband , to lemmyshitpost in I may have gotten the photo from this communuty.

The true question is whether the guy lying down is black or not

thedudeabides , to lemmyshitpost in Ive bought two

Will buy it if it’s made of galvanized square steel

AFallingAnvil , to lemmyshitpost in Have fun with this one
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Cereal from a spear?

Korne127 , to lemmyshitpost in Who here likes Ratatouille?
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This is just so wholesome :)

BudgetBandit , to lemmyshitpost in Anyone old enough to/have played this?

Hooy-heednhoi-heedn-hee

YEET

CaptSatelliteJack ,

Oh my god I could hear it

aidan , to lemmyshitpost in Growing Old

I am half-way through 21 now so I can’t say I’m basically a teenager anymore :(

sebsch , to lemmyshitpost in Growing Old

I know this and I am in my 40ies.

Agent641 ,

Dont blink, or you’ll be 47

PeriodicallyPedantic , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍

Poe’s Law is hitting hard in these comments, but for good reason I suppose.

Coach , to lemmyshitpost in Apple

Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

clearedtoland , to lemmyshitpost in Next Gen Console Leak

…I’m gonna need a bigger TV.

user1234 , to lemmyshitpost in Setting the record straight

And probably like 20 baseball gloves.

x4740N ,

Leather is used in stuff other than baseball gloves

user1234 ,

Yeah, baseballs too.

0ops ,

Yeah like yo momma’s ass

Sanctus , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring
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Hey some of us get addicted and play games like Hellpoint just to continue the digging for shitty items and lore.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets
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He better keep a lot of changes of underwear in his car.

Iheartcheese ,
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Underwear only slows down the fisting

GratefullyGodless ,
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Or he’s wearing one REALLY crusty pair of underwear.

5714 , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred
Iheartcheese ,
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Nobody’s saying that it’s a made-up name. Just that it’s really stupid. It’s the name of a housewife during the Great depression

5714 ,

I don’t see what’s wrong with the name. What’s bad about housewifes¹ during the Great Depression? Those people have had their lives we could respect like we do Billies or Gretas today too.

¹Apart from gendered division of unpaid labour and care

Iheartcheese ,
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It was just a way of saying its an old persons name.

sorter_plainview ,

Since I am not from the western hemisphere, I find it difficult to understand what is wrong with the name. Is it just that it sounds bad? Or any other reason?

InquisitiveApathy ,

This excerpt from the linked Wikipedia article for the name abstractly summarizes it nicely.

It reached the rank of the sixth most popular name for girls in the United States in 1912 and maintained that popularity through 1920, but then its popularity dropped quickly afterward.[2]

The name Mildred was very common about a hundred years ago, but never really at any other point since. If you see the name Mildred without seeing the person in question your first thoughts will be that they are extremely old. That’s really about it.

bradbeattie ,
thesporkeffect ,

It has several negative sound associations to me: mildew, dread, mild. It sounds stale and bland.

Holzkohlen ,

We live in depressing times

snooggums ,
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All names are valid…

Iapar ,

giuseppe stromboli for example.

brbposting ,

X Æ A-12

snooggums ,
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Valid!

The ability to change it later is also valid!

brbposting ,

Might be a few name entry fields that disagree but yes, in the US, entirely valid.

Meanwhile in Iceland:

You can be Aagot, Arney or Ásfríður; Baldey, Bebba or Brá. Dögg, Dimmblá, Etna and Eybjört are fine; likewise Frigg, Glódís, Hörn and Ingunn. Jórlaug works OK, as do Obba, Sigurfljóð, Úranía and – should you choose – Vagna.

But you cannot, as a girl in Iceland, be called Harriet.

“The whole situation,” said Tristan Cardew, with very British understatement, “is really rather silly.”

snooggums ,
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Banning blatant slurs or directly offensive names is understandable, but unless Harriet means something really offensive there then it is just silly to have that restriction.

The article points out that it is mostly to conform with language structure, but that is still a bit heavy handed.

fossphi ,

Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;

snooggums ,
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Valid if you aren’t running dynamic sequel without sanitizing your inputs!

grue ,

kalzumeus.com/…/falsehoods-programmers-believe-ab…

Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names
Patrick McKenzie
2010-06-17

John Graham-Cumming wrote an article today complaining about how a computer system he was working with described his last name as having invalid characters. It of course does not, because anything someone tells you is their name is — by definition — an appropriate identifier for them. John was understandably vexed about this situation, and he has every right to be, because names are central to our identities, virtually by definition.

I have lived in Japan for several years, programming in a professional capacity, and I have broken many systems by the simple expedient of being introduced into them. (Most people call me Patrick McKenzie, but I’ll acknowledge as correct any of six different “full” names, any many systems I deal with will accept precisely none of them.) Similarly, I’ve worked with Big Freaking Enterprises which, by dint of doing business globally, have theoretically designed their systems to allow all names to work in them. I have never seen a computer system which handles names properly and doubt one exists, anywhere.

So, as a public service, I’m going to list assumptions your systems probably make about names. All of these assumptions are wrong. Try to make less of them next time you write a system which touches names.

  1. People have exactly one canonical full name.
  2. People have exactly one full name which they go by.
  3. People have, at this point in time, exactly one canonical full name.
  4. People have, at this point in time, one full name which they go by.
  5. People have exactly N names, for any value of N.
  6. People’s names fit within a certain defined amount of space.
  7. People’s names do not change.
  8. People’s names change, but only at a certain enumerated set of events.
  9. People’s names are written in ASCII.
  10. People’s names are written in any single character set.
  11. People’s names are all mapped in Unicode code points.
  12. People’s names are case sensitive.
  13. People’s names are case insensitive.
  14. People’s names sometimes have prefixes or suffixes, but you can safely ignore those.
  15. People’s names do not contain numbers.
  16. People’s names are not written in ALL CAPS.
  17. People’s names are not written in all lower case letters.
  18. People’s names have an order to them. Picking any ordering scheme will automatically result in consistent ordering among all systems, as long as both use the same ordering scheme for the same name.
  19. People’s first names and last names are, by necessity, different.
  20. People have last names, family names, or anything else which is shared by folks recognized as their relatives.
  21. People’s names are globally unique.
  22. People’s names are almost globally unique.
  23. Alright alright but surely people’s names are diverse enough such that no million people share the same name.
  24. My system will never have to deal with names from China.
  25. Or Japan.
  26. Or Korea.
  27. Or Ireland, the United Kingdom, the United States, Spain, Mexico, Brazil, Peru, Russia, Sweden, Botswana, South Africa, Trinidad, Haiti, France, or the Klingon Empire, all of which have “weird” naming schemes in common use.
  28. That Klingon Empire thing was a joke, right?
  29. Confound your cultural relativism! People in my society, at least, agree on one commonly accepted standard for names.
  30. There exists an algorithm which transforms names and can be reversed losslessly. (Yes, yes, you can do it if your algorithm returns the input. You get a gold star.)
  31. I can safely assume that this dictionary of bad words contains no people’s names in it.
  32. People’s names are assigned at birth.
  33. OK, maybe not at birth, but at least pretty close to birth.
  34. Alright, alright, within a year or so of birth.
  35. Five years?
  36. You’re kidding me, right?
  37. Two different systems containing data about the same person will use the same name for that person.
  38. Two different data entry operators, given a person’s name, will by necessity enter bitwise equivalent strings on any single system, if the system is well-designed.
  39. People whose names break my system are weird outliers. They should have had solid, acceptable names, like 田中太郎.
  40. People have names.

This list is by no means exhaustive. If you need examples of real names which disprove any of the above commonly held misconceptions, I will happily introduce you to several. Feel free to add other misconceptions in the comments, and refer people to this post the next time they suggest a genius idea like a database table with a first_name and last_name column.

DaPorkchop_ ,

What would be an example of #8? Are there names which gradually morph from one name into another over time? In what way could a name change such that the change doesn’t occur at a specific point in time?

grue ,

That one isn’t saying that names change gradually. It’s saying that names can change at any time and for any reason, not just e.g. when a woman gets married or something.

DaPorkchop_ ,

Ah, that makes a lot more sense.

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