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blotz , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes
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Ai shit

XEAL ,

Well, it’s way easier than making the shot for real

PerogiBoi ,
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I would upvote and comment with more vigour if they took the time to actually make this in real life.

blotz ,
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Why even make the effort of thinking of a title or body? I’ll just ask chatgpt to write the title for me.

XEAL ,

¯_(ツ)_/¯

crusty ,

I suppose it’s better than wasted food

The_Eminent_Bon , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes

Thats some big ass almonds

PerogiBoi ,
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How many almonds do you think is the right amount of almonds?

The_Eminent_Bon ,

If you’re allergic to almonds, 1

PerogiBoi ,
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SuperIce ,

I guess AI hasn’t yet figured out the correct size for almonds.

TrueStoryBob ,

We’ve got to stop size-shaming almonds.

Annoyed_Crabby , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

He shoot his arrow faster than he can reload a sniper rifle, and he took down a freaking giant elephant with a freaking bow and arrow! Recoil will just slow him down.

And he mostly have to deal with load of uruks, an assault rifle will be better for him.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Username checks out

doctorcrimson , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Did Legolas even have a big role in the books?

ryathal ,

It’s largely the same as the movie. The big difference would be the battle outside Minas tirith, the battle gets glossed over when the boats arrive with a regular army. He probably didn’t kill an elephant singlehandedly.

doctorcrimson ,

So basically Legolas in the books with a Sniper Rifle is just Legolas in the movies?

ryathal ,

Sniper Legolas would make some things easier, hunting the uruks would end with them all being shot well before fangorn. If he had infinite ammo, he probably would have taken out a huge chunk of orcs at helms deep before the seige.

Winb00m , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
Akasazh ,
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Bravo

caseyweederman ,

Like he and Merry wouldn’t have set it off in the Shire out of curiosity

hglman ,

Its bc Pippin is also the President of the United States

nilloc ,

9/10 Pippin needs a pair of those nuclear test goggles.

ICastFist ,
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That fool of a Took would nuke Gondor by accident

creditCrazy ,
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Lord of the nuclear weapons race.

krondo , to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Hooooly shit this people arguing over government issues bellow a shitpost thats logical …

Potatos_are_not_friends , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

I think it’s really stupid that Gandalf didn’t just super Saiyan every obstacle like is he stupid?

NigelFrobisher , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

He basically did in the movies tho.

MataVatnik , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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EdibleFriend ,
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Oh my god the pictures you chose are so beautiful

MataVatnik ,
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I wish I could say I made this

EdibleFriend ,
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I had so much love, so much respect for you.

MataVatnik ,
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:(

EdibleFriend ,
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You sit there and think about what you have done.

jelloeater85 ,
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They fly, no fools… 🏎️

EtherWhack ,
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Strider is a black hawk pilot

jewbacca117 ,

One does not simply drive into Morder

Slovene ,

You’re breaking the car Samir!

Peter1986C ,
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That is a reference to this video, which I had almost forgotten about (but you awakened my memory of).

mack7400 ,

I can’t rally the ring, Mr. Frodo…but I can rally you!

jaybone ,

One does not simply Mitsubishi four door

Obi ,
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5 right, very long, tightens.

MataVatnik ,
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3 left over crest, caution, narrow unseen hairpin

creditCrazy ,
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It may be a short story but boy is it a movie I wanna see

chocosoldier , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

TIL these aren’t used anymore some places. These are on every bag of buns at all the stores near me.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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These are on every bag of buns at all the stores near me.

thatsthejoke.jpg

chocosoldier ,

jesus i feel old…

OpenStars , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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That’s an awfully thick book on the right to hold one page’s worth of material. Heck with a simple modification it could be one sentence:

“Legolas fires the ring straight into Mt. Doom with an RPG attachment.”

:-P

ooterness , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Why does he still have a quiver full of arrows?

Aurenkin ,

In case of close quarters fighting

shadmere ,

To load the gun. Pay attention!

MataVatnik ,
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It’s actually full of mags

Fedizen ,

those are actually for cleaning the barrel

Crashumbc , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Or the eagles take the ring to mount doom… One page done

Decoy321 ,

Every time I hear this idea, I think of this Oglaf comic

uid0gid0 ,

He’d prefer if they walk

caseyweederman ,

Sauron was watching for that though. It’s easy to fly out of a place when the defenses are all down.

someguy3 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

“What do your elf eyes see?” takes on a whole new meaning.

BruceTwarzen ,

What do your elf eyes see?

Oh baby a triple

JohnDClay , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

What could be shoot that he didn’t already shoot? In the books, he already managed to fell a fell beast from long range. And it’s not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

the_joeba ,

Not with that attitude

takeda ,

He did all of that with a bow, imagine him with a sniper rifle…

Blue_Morpho ,

Same number of kills just at longer range. Gimli still wins.

jewbacca117 ,

it would be much harder to stab an orc with an arrow then shoot said arrow if Legolas was armed with a sniper rifle

Khrux ,

He could just do the equivalent and stab them with bullet, duh

Ephera ,

Bayonet?

Mango ,

Honestly, it seems like he’d have about equal stopping and slower fire rate.

ryathal ,

A sniper file would have stopped the orc that blows up the wall at helms deep.

explodicle ,

Yeah but with the higher reload time, he might not have been ready for the first shot.

nova_ad_vitum , (edited )

And it’s not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

I agree, but I still think someone should have tried. Even if it didn’t kill him there’s a giant gulf between not killing him and doing nothing.

This applies more to Voldemort than to the eye of Sauron tbh. Ofc he has horcruxes blah blah blah but if they just got an SAS sniper to shoot a 50 cal sniper round at him from a mile out - again, I’m not saying it would kill him but… would it have done nothing? All I’m saying is there’s a thing called due diligence and they should have at least tried.

creditCrazy ,
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Also it might be possible that attacking the eye of soron could blind him.

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