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LinkOpensChest_wav , to lemmyshitpost in Must be a pissing contest in there
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Maybe someone had enough of the “people” who try to strike up conversations at the urinal

hungryphrog ,

I don’t have a dick so I don’t have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don’t want to chat with randos if we’re not at a party or something, much less when I’m pissing.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Penis-possessor here, so I am obviously an expert: I only ever have it happen to me at the sink or when it’s someone I know like a co-worker (I hate it when that happens).

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Usually when I see someone pissing in the sink I speak up too.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’d like to see where you think the pee is supposed to go!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Into the balls for safe storage.

PeterPoopshit ,

There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom. I also let Mormon evangelists into my place just to show them how great Arch Linux is.

ILikeBoobies ,

Yeah, you will find drunk people looking to have conversations

And sometimes it’s just weird people

the_q , to memes in Angry joe

Regardless of how you get about Biden, blocking a new user that’s clearly a shit-stirrer is the move here.

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

From the point of view of imperial core stans, shit gets stirred in this comm with great regularity.

superduperenigma ,

Honestly one of my favorite things about Lemmy being relatively small/niche. So easy to block the nuisance users and communities and just move on with your life.

Secret_smurf OP ,
@Secret_smurf@lemmy.today avatar

Honestly one of my favorite things about Lemmy being relatively small/niche. So easy to block the nuisance users and communities and just move on with your life.

Agreed 👍

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/6617b316-431b-47d6-ab2d-4085046b7374.png

southsamurai , (edited ) to memes in Angry joe
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jfc, here it goes, jackasses spamming political shit everywhere.

Edit: Maybe people don’t realize it, but every fucking election cycle for the US, you get this shit. It isn’t the actual politically obsessed people that are the problem, though they don’t help.

It isn’t the bullshit two party slap fighting that’s the problem, but it definitely makes it possible.

It’s the fucking manipulative jackasses stirring pots for their own gain/plan that are the problem.

It’s the amplification of the stupidity that every partisan dick swinging already engages in that allows the outside manipulating to occur and fade into the background, it’s the reason the US is particularly vulnerable to this kind of propaganda warfare.

I don’t know if the particular idiot that posted this lame, dumb shit is just another jackass braying about their perceived enemy, or if it’s a branch of the usual suspects that target reddit, Facebook, twitter, and every other forum out there come election time.

But here’s what I do know. If a given C/ or subreddit bans the politics during election year, you end up with a fuck ton less drama in your forum. You end up with a lot less fake posts by fake accounts over time as well because good moderation actively prunes away the fakes.

And it’s necessary because if there isn’t direct and comprehensive resistance to the bullshit, a given community can get taken over fast.

So, don’t be a jackass. Don’t dump political shit like this everywhere, and it at least minimizes the problem. Keep stupidity like this to places that are directly political.

Secret_smurf OP ,
@Secret_smurf@lemmy.today avatar

Am I supposed to be a slang maestro now?

Sorry but I find it challenging to fully grasp the linguistic intricacies prevalent among individuals in Alabama. The nuances of their language and communication style present a unique complexity that requires a deeper understanding.

fl42v ,

John Fitzgerald Cennedy, probably

TexMexBazooka ,

Or you could google it, jfc. But that’d be too hard

vzq ,

The problem is not that it’s political. It’s that it’s FUCKING STUPID.

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

The Biden administration says it’s willing to fight Russia to the last Ukrainian, so you’re right: he DGAF about Ukranians, either.

vzq , (edited )

The Biden administration says it’s willing to fight Russia to the last Ukrainian

A) That’s a very uncharitable interpretation of the administration’s policies

B) I think it SHOULD be the stated aim of the administration

When your adversary makes a mistake this big you make them pay for it. If you can make them pay using an eager third party, you definitely help them out. It’s a win/win.

Unfortunately your country lacks the nerve to remain the hegemonic power, and will suffer the consequences.

And the Ukrainians are left trying to fight off a former superpower holding their dicks in their hands because Joe can’t get them munitions.

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Unfortunately your country lacks the nerve to remain the a hegemonic power, and will suffer the consequences.

inshallah-script

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re welcome to stick to !nonpolitical_memes.

TexMexBazooka ,

…this is Lemmy.ml…

Brain dead politics is a theme round here

frightful_hobgoblin , to memes in Angry joe

Not even right. The man pictured is throwing a generation of Ukrainian men into a meat grinder.

Cylusthevirus ,
@Cylusthevirus@kbin.social avatar

Oh, Biden ordered the invasion did he? Or should the rest of the world have just let Russia do whatever without a word?

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted , to memes in Angry joe
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This being a dumbass meme notwithstanding, breaking a nail is actually extremely painful. Clearly you’ve never had that happen to you.

son_named_bort , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

That doesn’t seem unworkable. Just add a few walls and a roof and it would be a nice place to stay.

MrFunnyMoustache , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

I thought it was the onion, but I searched and found it… $340 a night.

Had to double check the date to make sure I wasn’t in a 2 month long coma and that it wasn’t April fools.

dejected_warp_core ,

Anything “glamping” or related is full of unhinged rates for stuff. Don’t ask me why.

lightnsfw , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Someone has a fundamental misunderstanding about what a room is…

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Indeed

Plavatos , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Wild predators are one thing but what about bats with rabies? You wouldn’t even know you got bit until it’s too late.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Rabies has basically been eliminated in Switzerland so that won’t be an issue.

Honytawk ,

I’d be more worried about the weather.

Guy_Fieris_Hair , to lemmyshitpost in No more Mr. Nice Clown

McKnuckles

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Do you want just the sandwich or the combo? Comes with a can of whoopass and large cries.

Roflmasterbigpimp , to lemmyshitpost in No more Mr. Nice Clown
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

One Big Smack Menu, comin’ right up!

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

With a large can of whoopass

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in No more Mr. Nice Clown
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

No more Mr. Nice Fry was right there… 😔

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Dang, good catch. Mind if I change the title to that?

someguy3 , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Good luck in the rain!

Have we seriously forgotten how shelter works?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Pfft, shelter? That’s for poor people!

tubaruco ,

houses? thats for homeless pe-

wait, something feels wrong

Tristaniopsis ,

Do you like pina coladas?

fine_sandy_bottom ,

Not even rain.

If you sleep outside you’ll wake up wet and dewy and gross.

Lemjukes , to memes in Spiderman Marvel

What’s the joke?

TexMexBazooka ,

N word funny

haui_lemmy ,

No joke. Just someone upset that you cant make racist jokes anymore.

Viking_Hippie , to lemmyshitpost in No more Mr. Nice Clown

I still much prefer the McFuckaround but I’ve always had a bit of a sweet tooth 🤷

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I hear they sell them both together as a combo…

moistclump ,

Sorry the McFuckAround machine is broken.

Viking_Hippie ,

Dammit! In that case I’m taking my hundredaire ass elsewhere!

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