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CAPSLOCKFTW , to memes in I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser

You from the states? Over here in Germany I can get (in a 5 km radius):

  • Pilsener
  • Hefeweizen
  • Schwarzbier
  • Porter
  • Kölsch
  • Lager
  • Export
  • Bock
  • Helles
  • Alt
  • Kellerbier
  • Landbier
  • IPA
  • Stout
  • Red Ale
  • Brown Ale
  • dubbel/trippel/quadruppel
Alto ,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

It really varies by location in the states. Im lucky enough to live in an area with a ton of different craft breweries that do a ton of different things, but there's definitely places here that have fuckall in that area

gst0ck ,

I’ve seen kolsch in the PNW of the US a couple times. It doesn’t hit the same as it did when I was in Germany though.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

I was able to get a locally produced rauchbier at the Cincy Beer fest about 12 years ago. Cincinnati has a large ethnically German population, but I was still surprised by that.

Hank ,

Rauchbier is such an experience. For anyone who gets the opportunity to try one: get two. You'll need to drink one to get used to it and another to really enjoy it.

CAPSLOCKFTW ,

Oh yeah, forgot about rauchbier. I don’t like it very much though.

MasterBlaster ,

We can get almost all of those here, too, though the traditional German ones seem to be less common. What bothers me is that IPA, fine brews, have been a freaking obsession here for about 10 years, and it’s driving me nuts. It’s at the point where one says “I want a craft beer” and they list 10 IPA, one lager, one amber ale, and Guinness.

C’mon people, take your heads out of your asses and look around!

cobra89 ,

Not a sour in sight :(

GBU_28 ,

Ever smell the juice that comes out of a dumpster if it’s rusted at the corner?

(I’m sorry, enjoy what you enjoy)

prole ,

It has to vary wildly by region in the US, because in the northeast, this “hurr durr only IPAs everywhere” meme hasn’t been accurate for like 10 years, if it was ever accurate at all.

kenoh ,
@kenoh@lemm.ee avatar

Have a gander at the last 20 drinks here: untappd.com/PariahBrewingCompany

I literally walked into this place last year to check it out, saw what was on tap and had to turn around and walk out (the strong ale or witbier even wasn’t even there). It was IPAs all the way down.

iHUNTcriminals , to memes in I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser

I’ve switched back to regular old boring Heineken. Gimme something crispy and watery that won’t weigh me down at 10am.

MyDearWatson616 ,

Not that I have any room to throw stones in this glass house, but have you tried water?

rockSlayer ,

As my grandpa used to say, “Busch has water in it”

MasterBlaster ,

So does Meister Chow, but it doesn’t mean I’m gonna drink it.

iHUNTcriminals ,

Well that’s where the hard seltzers come in!

socsa ,

Is vodka water?

MorrisonMotel6 ,

Yeah, mostly!

wisplike_sustainer ,

It’s literally water. Russian voda (water) + ka (diminutive suffix). Vodka = “little water”.

AccmRazr , to memes in I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser

Disclaimer: im an IPA drinker. But honestly, I will drink almost any style of beer. Just no bretts for me.

I’ve honestly gotten to the point where I’m just buying from my local breweries. I still grab some from the grocery stores, but I’m done hoping the grocery stores will carry the good stuff.

The local grocery that’s supposed to be the “good guys” (they aren’t) gutted their beer aisle and somehow got rid of almost all the good stuff.

empireOfLove , to memes in I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser

Depends where you live. Areas with a smaller craft brew scene do end up with the “nothing but IPA” problem. But where I live in the PNW there’s simply so damn many that even with 50% of them being IPA’s, you still get a huge selection of other pilsners, stouts, amber ales, hefenweizens… its pretty nice.

Pistcow ,

Live in Seattle and that’s not true. 95% of them are IPAs and I just want a good Blonde…

gst0ck ,

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  • marco ,
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    This always cracked me up:

    The brand is not named after the famous St. Pauli neighbourhood in Hamburg, which is home to one of the world’s largest entertainment and red light districts. Rather, the name comes from the former St. Paul’s Friary [de] in Bremen, which was next to the original brewery established in 1857 by Lüder Rutenberg. There are currently three brands of beer brewed: St. Pauli Girl Lager, St. Pauli Girl Special Dark and St. Pauli Non-Alcoholic Malt Beverage. The beer is only produced for export and is not sold in Germany.

    JudahBenHur ,

    guh, blonde ale, really?

    Pistcow ,

    Or Ambers

    JudahBenHur ,

    Amber Ale is waaaaaay more complex and generally better than blonde ales imo… Do you like malt forward beers?

    Pistcow ,

    Yarp. Theres lots of good beers out there, but the vast majority are IPAs at the moment.

    SeaJ ,

    Blondes are not completely uncommon here. They generally have one or something similar on tap at most bars/restaurants.

    Pistcow ,

    1 blonde and 47 IPAs that taste like compost. Ambers are good too amd Mack & Jack’s African Amber is a good beer to that I can usually find here.

    SeaJ ,

    An exaggeration but I do get your point. Bars should probably have maybe two IPAs (one hazy and one standard) and then a host of other beers styles. I’d love to come across more dark lagers personally but those are pretty rare even in places like Chuck’s Hop Shop

    lolcatnip ,

    Same, except I want something like a bock or doppelbock.

    chemical_cutthroat ,
    @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

    I work for a brewery in Portland, and we’d like to make over varieties, but hazys and IPAs are what sell.

    Potatos_are_not_friends ,

    Nailed it.

    “Welcome! We have 30 beers on tap.”

    And dark beers?

    “We have this single India pale ale.”

    chemical_cutthroat ,
    @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh, we’ve got a hoppy red for people who want something dark…

    brambledog ,

    About 10 years ago it was probably closer to 80% IPAs. It was a big joke here that IPA stands for I Pretend (I’m not an) Alcoholic.

    The only reason there is more on the market now is because we all stopped pretending the taste of motor oil with grapefruit gave us a better buzz.

    Even now, most breweries will only seem to offer 4 varieties of IPAs, a pilsner/lager and a stout. Maybe an Amber but I feel the Mac & Jack’s copycat scene has mostly died out now.

    rockSlayer ,

    Very true. I thought I hated craft beer because I lived in a small town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Minnesota. I moved to Minneapolis, and it’s craft beer galore. My personal favorite brewery is Fair State

    MasterBlaster ,

    Same here in New England, but… The restaurants are IPA heavy, and the beer vendors have lots of IPA.

    nilloc ,

    And some of us are ok with that…

    saltesc ,

    Yeah. I like Hazys, IPAs, Stouts, Reds, Amber’s, Pils, Browns, Bitters…shit. I think I just like beer. I’m not a fan of lager and wheat beers though.

    But when weather calls for it, love a nice hazy, gose, or sour. And like parking through a strong IPA.

    SeaJ ,

    True. It does seem like it is more than 50% sometimes. Unforthcoming my taste buds are pretty burnt out from too many IPAs at this point. I used to love a wide range of beers but now basically stick to a hoppy-nonhoppy scale. I used to love Belgians and ambers and porters and all sorts of beers that were on the maltier side. Not really my jam anymore.

    ImFresh3x , (edited )

    My comment isn’t disagreeing with you. Only adding my two cents.

    I live in an city that is on the top 10 list for breweries per capita in the world. And it’s all IPAs. Maybe 20% is not. And yeah it’s nice that I have 20 beers to chose from that aren’t ipas when I go to a place with 100 taps. I just hate having to sort though it all.

    There should be an IPA menu, and a non ipa menu.

    Also: IPAs have a lot of sugar content, and combined with alcohol sugar gives me a shitty buzz and a headache. I don’t know how people can drink more than one.

    bees_knees ,

    My IPAs and my pilsners finish at the same final gravity. IPAs do not universally have a lot of sugar. It’s the same as any other beer of similar alcohol content/starting gravity. If I got rid of the hops, I’d just have a strong English ale.

    ImFresh3x ,

    I believe you. You obviously know more. But it just seems so clear when I drink something crisp and light that I’m not getting that sugar high and headache I associate with strawberry daiquiris. But I get it from IPAs.

    MedicPigBabySaver , to memes in I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser

    I feel lucky. Two great local breweries are as easy to visit as a grocery store run.

    They both do classic styles and delicious NEIPA.

    And, these two joints aren’t even the top breweries in the state per many, many beer snobs. Fuck, Treehouse and Trillium.

    Rock it Widowmaker and Long Live!

    iHUNTcriminals ,

    New England represent!

    Even some gas stations have big selections of local craft beer around here.

    TerminalEncounter , to memes in I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser
    @TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net avatar

    I like saisons and kettle sours, not always easy to find those

    fox ,

    Gose beers finally arrived in my area after years of waiting. Still fifty IPAs to every gose but it’s something

    ManosTheHandsOfFate , to memes in I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser
    @ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world avatar

    Some brewers can’t help themselves. Even when they brew a style that would traditionally have low IBUs they bump it up by about 10. Lagunitas totally messed with Newcastle Brown Ale once they got their grubby hops-loving mitts on it.

    Moob ,

    This breaks my heart as I’ve been looking to try it since I loved the old one

    TopRamenBinLaden ,

    Lagunitas already makes too many IPAs. I like them, but you would think they would want some variety in their lineup. Its sad to hear that they messed up the old brown ale.

    Donjuanme , to memes in I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser

    Even more luck need if you dare like dark beer.

    I guess I’ll always have Guinness and negro modelo. but I crave variety.

    50MYT ,

    Stout n port game down under is strong. We have good selection here now but it’s pricey.

    crockswithsocks ,

    I just want a good brown or porter.

    rolaulten ,

    Honest advice? Brew it your self.

    I started making my own beer because I couldn’t find a good Scotch ale. I now have a pile of recipes for English style of ale (which I’m happy to share for those interested).

    boringbisexual ,

    There was a time where i could walk down the street and get a 4-pack of guinness from the gas station, but now it’s all IPAs. That, or cheap beer.

    ColeSloth ,

    Same here. The few that are available aside from guineas extra stouts and a couple nationwide coffee/oatmeal stouts are like $16 for four cans. I can’t afford that.

    FartsWithAnAccent , to memes in I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser
    @FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

    Wow, that sounds awful. Happy to live in a place where I can get good beers and a variety of them.

    bismuthbob , to memes in I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser
    @bismuthbob@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I did a Sweet 16 bracket elimination contest for regional IPAs a few years back just to force myself to identify the ‘good’ ones and eliminate bad ones. Even after doing that, I do a little dance any time there’s something else available.

    korthrun , to memes in I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser
    @korthrun@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    At this point my taste buds are even burnt out on good IPAs (for those who accept such a premise as possible).

    I’m lucky enough to see some good reds/stouts/etc come through a few times a year, but the ratio of IPA:Not is just ridiculous IMO.

    crucifix_peen OP ,

    yeah TBH I barely drink beer at all anymore because finding beers I like has gotten to be such a chore.

    There’s some IPA’s I like but I don’t like drinking nothing but IPA’s every time I drink beer. And pretty much the only “mainstream” beer I spend money on is Modelo, but again, if I drink nothing but that all the time after a while I start to get tired of it.

    seathru , (edited )

    If you haven’t tried it, Carlsburg Elephant is a seriously good pilsner that’s widely available.

    Fun fact*: Carlsburg gave Niels Bohr a house with a tap straight from the brewery for winning the Nobel prize.

    Edit: * maybe not a fact.

    yata ,

    *Carlsberg.

    Andrew15_5 , to memes in The only thing this story misses is an eagle somewhere
    @Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

    Is there a new season or I forgot this episode?

    LittleYellowDigger ,

    I think it’s the one where they’re on the toy train that north got for Christmas or something like that

    Alexstarfire ,

    You forgot this episode, or at least this part. It’s a season 4 episode, Never Rocking Morty.

    lichtmetzger , to memes in The only thing this story misses is an eagle somewhere

    Here I am

    Rock you like a Murican

    thepoaster ,

    10/10

    ChrisLicht , to memes in The only thing this story misses is an eagle somewhere
    HotSoda , to memes in I heard there will be a fediverse messenger.
    @HotSoda@hexbear.net avatar

    It’s this picture real? What the hell is the context for this guy to take a picture like that?
    He’s got to trolling everyone, acting like he’s extremely creepy as a joke.

    Samsy OP ,

    I think it’s made by AI. Someone thought it’s funny when he spies into our privacy.

    My goodness why didn’t I think of that

    HotSoda ,
    @HotSoda@hexbear.net avatar

    This is why AI shops are dangerous. That picture looks real. It’s funny as hell though.

    ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
    @ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Why do you think actors and writers are currently striking?

    Samsy OP ,

    As of my last knowledge update in September 2021, I don’t have information about any ongoing strikes among actors and writers. However, strikes in these industries often occur due to disputes over issues such as fair compensation, working conditions, and creative rights. To get accurate and up-to-date information about the current strikes, I recommend checking news sources or official statements from the relevant organizations.

    Haha. AI, doesn’t know it neither.

    ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
    @ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

    The writers guild of America is currently on strike right now over low wages and being replaced with ai.

    A lot of actors are striking in solidarity.

    Idk all the details but that’s the gist of what I’ve read about it.

    Samsy OP ,

    I know, just thought it’s funny to ask an AI about that.

    ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
    @ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Omg I’m stupid I didn’t realize that was a prompt and was wondering wtf you were meaning 😭

    Samsy OP ,

    Yes AI stuff is sometimes hard to detect. The “idk what’s going on after 2021” is the typical chatgpt 3.5 free version bullshit.

    mindbleach ,

    Corporations made bank off their labor and gave them fuck-all. Because of course, streaming is different from TV or movies, on account of mumble mumble mumble, so decades of negotiation can go pound sand.

    hexi ,

    People will be training AI on their ex’s face to show how unhinged they are. Anyone could make pictures for divorce or custody battles that depict the other party like this.

    And if they dismiss it as AI that’s a whole other problem. Actual pictures will mean nothing.

    HotSoda ,
    @HotSoda@hexbear.net avatar

    Yup. It’s going to be rough.
    Makes me want to skip ahead a hundred years.

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