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LeylaaLovee , to programmerhumor in Javascript I am looking at you!
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I mean most languages are fully capable of everything you need to do and it’s just a skill issue. People do crazy shit with scratch somehow

CanadaPlus ,

I mean, you could always just use assembly on a computer you built from components, right? If your high level language takes extra skill and attention to use and doesn’t make up for it somehow (like Rust and C/C++ with speed) then it’s IMO a bad language.

desmosthenes , to programmerhumor in Social distancing
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I mean that’s what L stands for lol

sethboy66 ,

Thanks to the use of markup language in our comments we’re all ^coding^ anytime we comment.

desmosthenes ,
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lolololol

ElPussyKangaroo ,

QQ: what’s the difference between markup and markdown?

somedaysoon , to programmerhumor in Stage 1: denial
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It’s always a good idea to confirm the error in case it was just a glitch in the matrix.

henfredemars , to programmerhumor in Stage 1: denial

Then something terrible happens. It works, underscoring your lack of understanding.

henfredemars , to programmerhumor in 2+0=20

Make that a logical or. These attributes are definitely not mutually exclusive.

Reference: me.

rei , to programmerhumor in Electron
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Isn’t vscode written in electron?

JackBruhhh ,
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Electron is fine if it’s optimised which generally doesn’t happen.

zbecker ,
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@JackBruhhh @rei

does consume quite a bit more ram than it should.

Either way, I don't really have much of a problem with it.

JackBruhhh ,
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It does but in exchange devs can make cross-platform applications. I don’t mind using Electron apps unless they’re horribly optimized like Teams used to be some years ago.

sznio ,

Teams is still horribly optimized and barely works though. I love having to restart my computer in order to be able to sign in.

Protip: It’s much faster and more stable when just opened as a webpage in Firefox

lrabbt ,
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I wish. Teams literally says Firefox is not supported and doesn’t allow me to make calls, even though I’m able to join meetings. Teams is a joke.

sznio ,

I also used to have that message but it seems like they’ve got that back in order.

I remember that back then you could download an extension to pretend your user agent was Chrome and Teams would work flawlessly.

zumi ,

It is, which is why I avoid it. The amount of power VSCode consumes vs others is significant. Jetbrains products even have a low power mode which turns off indexing. Can run that thing all day long without plugging in.

I also use Ripcord for slack instead of that electron client.

I always avoid electron apps so I don’t have to have a separate flow when I am on battery vs plugged in.

darknavi , to programmerhumor in eventually you just stop giving a fuck
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Interns are the ones who causes the crash.

dev ,

As a developer with over a decades experience, I can assure you I contribute my fair share of fuck ups.

Nobody is immune to mistakes, regardless of level.

GlitchyDigiBun ,
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But you do get better about hiding it/making it the compiler’s fault.

dev ,

On a serious note, when I do make a mistake, I make sure everybody knows it.

It ensures those more junior know it’s ok to fuck up. But I will also write up a short summary/post mortem so everybody can learn from my mistake.

Seeing how teams handle mistakes is a good indicator of culture.

I’m aware I’m turning a joke into a serious discussion, so I’ll just shut up now.

FiskFisk33 , to programmerhumor in Make anything idiot proof and the universe will create "better" idiots.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Kerrangutan ,

Douglas Adams - Mostly Harmless

archonet , to programmerhumor in Stage 1: denial

“Could it be that I’m shit at programming? …No, it’s the computer who must be wrong.”

gnarly , to fediverse in Second largest Lemmy instance preemptively un-friends Facebook
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So that settles it. We have an option if meta federated and it goes to shit. Lemmy.world’s stance is correct. Let’s just see how this goes.

Anticorp ,

You don’t wait and see how it goes with these sorts of things. They will destroy the community before you can take action and it’ll be too late. They will do their best to destroy the fediverse and privatize it. They can’t buy it like they usually do with competition, so they’ll ooze their way in, contribute bullshit to the project, create new proprietary functionality that only works on their instance, convince everyone all the other instances are broken, and walk away with all the users. You don’t invite vampires into your house.

Xanvial ,

Do you realize that fediverse is not one single project? For example Lemmy and Mastodon has different implementation and developers. The only thing that connecting them is ActivityPub, which is owned by W3C, not the community. So basically Meta created their own implementation for Threads (so it’s already propertiary), and theoretically already able to pressure W3C to change the ActivityPub without even joining fediverse

eu8 ,

How will they destroy it if they are literally only making it larger and more useable. The average normie today has no reason to create a mastadon account, because almost no one uses it. But if they can use a major social media platform, and use a federated free service like mastadon, then that makes mastadon much more valuable to them.

The fact that a social media service is objectively good doesn’t mean anyone is going to use it. Having backing from the biggest social media company in the world, might actually get people to use it.

MrKurteous ,

I started swaying towards defederating after reading this article, maybe you’d like to take a look and see what you think? It argues much better than I ever could.

jerdle_lemmy ,

This is the classic size vs purity argument. Would it be better to have a large fediverse with corporate input or a small one without?

cmat273 , to fediverse in Second largest Lemmy instance preemptively un-friends Facebook

HARD agree. Let’s make this happen!

amanaftermidnight , to programmerhumor in Hacked together, nonsensical at times, used basically everywhere.

I’ll take English over its predecessor… shudders French, any time.

derelict ,
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Does that make French PHP?

dankm ,

Old English is a rather precise language that isn’t inheriently terrible. I long for a revival of the dead language.

BrooklynMan , to fediverse in Second largest Lemmy instance preemptively un-friends Facebook
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While the title may be clever, Threads is an Instagram creation, not one of Facebook, and while both are products of Meta, Facebook content (and even Instagram content) and Lemmy content would never co-mingle.

zeppo ,
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Instagram has been owned by facebook/meta for 80% of it’s existence. The concern isn’t that Facebook or Instagram content would show up on lemmy/mastodon.

duncesplayed , to programmerhumor in Companies: "Why do people hate our tech support bots?" The tech support bots:

I should try this manoeuvre when my friends need help with something.

Here’s what I think you’re asking about: Move all your furniture this weekend. Is that correct?
Yes
No

duncesplayed , to programmerhumor in Project Reality

Except for the fact that testing began before release, this is totally accurate.

aardappel12 ,

What testing?

tinyVoltron ,
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Isn’t testing when you let the customers use it in production to make sure it works?

zuhayr ,
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The one done in live production environment

Draconic_NEO ,
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What do you mean? The customers are the testers, they just don’t know it yet.

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