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captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in Regain Control in my ass
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Skadi’s Hammer In My Ass.

weker01 , to science_memes in BBC Science

I love talking with kids in that phase. The raw curiosity and interest in the mundane is so refreshing.

Sometimes I feel like many adults hate to learn new stuff and even get offended by the idea. It’s heartbreaking seeing those interact with inquisitive children, when they answer honest curiosity with indifference or worse anger.

Amanduh ,

Kids can be annoying sometimes, especially if you let them live in your house

OhVenus_Baby ,

This is why I choose not to have kids. Actually because current state of affairs and their like a boat anchor to freedom.

Agent641 ,

I like it when they are circling a question where the answer is "Nobody knows yet.’ And when they get there I can hit 'em with the finishing move, “Maybe you’ll be the first person to find out!”

Hooks them every time.

pyre ,

my kid has been teaching me shit constantly. either by having facts about animals i didn’t know before (which i have checked and verified) or asking me questions where my answer was “i don’t know, let’s look it up”.

i was always a curious person myself and constantly asked questions as a kid as well, but as you grow up you sometimes take things for granted and forget to ask why something is the way it is or how it came to be so. now my kid looks at the world with fresh eyes and asks questions i haven’t asked, so we can both learn. it’s awesome.

reminds me of the monologue that woman delivers in Love Death and Robots episode Pop Squad.

Kusimulkku , to lemmyshitpost in stop

Shitposting sub might not be the best place if you don’t like people taking the piss

shasta ,

It’s not called pissposting

Kusimulkku ,

Taking a shit without pissing is a rare talent

shasta ,

I didn’t want to brag

Kusimulkku ,
synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Take the piss, leave the shit

Hupf ,
@Hupf@feddit.org avatar

Yeah, !pissposting is a completely separate thing.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

“The point is to be annoying!”

How’s that working out for y’all IRL?

Track_Shovel OP , to memes in Words
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

For clarification, in case it is needed: I hate absolutely everything going on in Palestine right now. The fact that this continues, and is condoned by the west crushes my soul.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

oh! i was perhaps wondering if you were pro baby killing (i was not actually wondering this)

Track_Shovel OP ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Yeah, but y’know, it’s a sensitive topic so I thought I would be explicit.

Lemmy has a wide range of viewpoints and I don’t want to be unjustly called insensitive or worse.

masterofn001 ,

I am Canadian and the entire situation is in no way condoned by any person I know.

Only demons and those souls bought in gov condone this evil.

Kanda ,

Your tax dollars at work 🔫

jeena , to science_memes in So much
@jeena@piefed.jeena.net avatar

I feel I should understand it, but it's just outside of my reach. It's now 10 years after university.

umbrella , to science_memes in BBC Science
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

because you shook your neurons…

there wouldnt be tides

they lose a bit of energy every time they bounce

some do some dont

because their weather is awful go to sleep right now timmy im losing my patience.

praise_idleness ,

Literally all of the questions can be answered by a smart little 12 year old.

XTL ,

But it’s the target audience (people who might subscribe to BBC notifications) as smart as a little 12 year old?

AngryCommieKender ,

That second one may do a lot more than just no tides. The planet may not be habitable without the moon. I don’t remember the specific details right now, but those tides have something to do with levelling out our weather patterns.

leftzero , to nostupidquestions in How do you ask for a haircut?

I just ask them to please do anything they can to fix whatever my hair is doing, inasmuch as possible, and to remove as much volume as they can without it getting out of control (too long, and it’s a chaotic uncontrollable mess; too short and it’s also a chaotic uncontrollable mess; these two states sometimes overlap… but I don’t want to shave the whole damn thing).

It usually works for a week or two until it starts getting long enough to start getting completely out of control again.

UltraGiGaGigantic , to memes in Pills
hardcoreufo , to lemmyshitpost in Regain Control in my ass

On my knees, in my ass.

CheeryLBottom , to books in What are you currently reading? (09/06/2024)

I’m currently reading “Very Good, Jeeves”. I like to mix in light books before I decide to tackle something heavier

jordanlund , to technology in Student dorm does not allow wifi routers
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They don’t want you plugging in your own gear to their network, fine.

Get one of the “5G Home Internet” services from T-Mobile or Verizon, plug your router into that.

www.t-mobile.com/home-internet

www.verizon.com/home/internet/5g/

Not on their network, they have absolutely no say over it.

Crashumbc ,

While they “may” allow it. They absolutely have a say, and can prohibit it. Same way apartment complexes can prohibit pets.

jordanlund ,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Not really, it’s not their network. No way to prohibit it. All you’d do is plug it into power.

JackbyDev ,

The dorm could, the ISP couldn’t.

Opisek ,

While I believe they really could, that would be really stupid. Is creating a hotspot with your phone suddenly also not allowed? Because that’s all it essentially is.

maniii ,

Since the price mentions British Pound Sterling as currency I dont think Verizon would be there. But T-Mobile is probably there in the UK.

areyouevenreal , (edited )

If this is UK major local ISPs would be: O2, EE, Three

T-mobile did exist for a while but is now defunct and where replaced by Orange and then EE.

Three are the cheapest generally if they have coverage there.

robocall , to memes in Words
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I assume every Palestinian baby’s first word is, “Hamas” /s

Harvey656 , to fediverse in Lemmy wouldn't really takeoff to replace Reddit until it's content is search indexable

I’d rather Lemmy burn to the ground than become famous, seriously watching AND experiencing twitter, reddit, Facebook, MySpace, my-yearbook, and (does Skype count?). I would like to make Lemmy my forever social media. Only time will tell if it lasts though.

auzy ,

Yeah. Last thing I want is to deal with all the anti-environment, anti-EV pro-extremist right wing toxic-macho shit bots.

Quality, not quantity. With too many people, moderation begins to fail

Buddahriffic ,

I really don’t want it to become worthwhile for the Russian troll farms that want every discussion to turn into a shitfest.

B1naryB0t , to nostupidquestions in What started “weirdo” as a slur just recently?

It was said as a common sense criticism of the Republicans by VP candidate Tim Walz. It serves as a criticism without giving them any intellectual credibility, which is important against fascism. Fascists love when you try to debate them or allow them in the conversation, and calling them weird shuts it down.

Etterra , to asklemmy in Is it really just ageing/ getting older? How is this supposed to work? How is everyone else doing this?

Two answers. First, WTF are you doing asking in here, go see a doctor. Hell, see 3 of em.

But also, life is just a meaningless struggle against empathy anyway. You’re best off just accepting it and trying to have some fun before your inevitable natural death.

And don’t worry, existential crises get easier to live with after your first few. It might help to get a low-dose anxiety medication.

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