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idunnololz , to lemmyshitpost in C'mon
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

At first glance it looks like the cat is pointing to it with his d!ck

unmagical , to piracy in PSA: Download on your hard drives, never trust online hosting.

I’m honestly kind of surprised there aren’t “torrent torrents.” Just distributing a collection of torrents that might be of interest within a given category, say “top 100 movies of 2024.” Once you have the list of torrents locally you are less reliant upon some website hosting them for you.

Glitch ,

Great idea. I was very happy to find a top 100 science fiction audiobook collection torrent many years ago

jubilationtcornpone ,

This is one advantage Gnutella had/has over torrents. Kind of like a federated content library. Too bad low quality content and malware were such a huge problem.

gencha , to mildlyinfuriating in This scam is approved and doesn't go against Google's policies

I have yet to get any other response than this template. Having scam ads is intentional. As long as the scammers pay for ads, everything is going as intended for Google

Somehoe35 , to nostupidquestions in Is this normal for girls or just a extreme edge case? (Serious question)

As the only female on Lemmy I’m here to say maybe. Possibly anything could be used for penetration. I have personally never used a vegetable. A cucumber could be too large and intimidating for a young girl so hair brush handles are top tier.

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

I mean not all cucumbers are that huge. You could get a smaller cariant or just a smaller specimen. I do see your point though.

Somehoe35 ,

Yea that’s why I said “could”.

Anticorp ,

A cucumber could be too large

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Average men everywhere

BonesOfTheMoon ,

It is not the size, it’s your ability to give me an orgasm I care about. Sincerely, a woman.

Holyginz ,

Seriously. I’m not a woman so my experience is from the other side of things, but if there is anything I’m glad I’ve learned in the bedroom it’s that you have to find out what she likes and not just assume. Not all women like being pounded like crazy and at the same time not all women like having their clit focused on. You need to find the sweet spot(s) and also learn how to use them, so to speak.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Absolutely. And a lot of women never learn to have G spot orgasms so it’s a learning curve for them too. But having them vs clitoral orgasms is like the difference between learning Spanish and learning Italian.

WanderingSoul ,

What is the difference between learning Spanish or Italian?!

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Italian is more bellissimo. So is your G spot orgasm. It’s like 100 times more intense.

LustyArgonianMana ,
@LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world avatar

I will concur that I’ve never used a vegetable or fruit either. Just seems dirty. Toothbrush or other plastic toy were my first go tos, (plus bath water) but really, can’t emphasize this enough, a lot of girls don’t need penetration to get off. Just clitoral stimulation.

wreel ,
@wreel@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

After talking to a few honest (or tipsy) women about their early sexual discovery I know the high likely hood of that Micky Mouse electric toothbrush getting absolutely violated.

LustyArgonianMana ,
@LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world avatar

Mine was like this long cylindrical toy that was basically a weeble wobble. And a kooshball at the end of a pen (for clitoral stimulation).

offerup.com/…/577a38e0-dd43-30c9-b992-38d3645a936…

www.ebay.com/itm/204698392802?chn=ps&mkevt=1&mkci…

The koosh ball slapped, didn’t look exactly like the above. It was really really good. I’ve never been able to find something to replace it with and I’ve been looking for years.

wreel ,
@wreel@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

lol, for boys it was definitely the “water snake”

a.co/d/67SgmBT

Absolutely insane how creative a hard-up young’un can get.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Is standard procedure to rawdog the vegetable or are a combination of lube and/or condoms used?

Asking for a friend.

Somehoe35 ,

If your only option is a cucumber then it’s 100% raw dogged because you don’t have access to anything else.

cheesymoonshadow ,
@cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world avatar

I’ve used cling wrap. Keeps both the cucumber and my bits clean.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Now the big question. Was that particular cucumber eaten or discarded?

cheesymoonshadow ,
@cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world avatar

I used it to make Asian cucumber salad.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Curious. Now I’m feeling hungry.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

As the other female on Lemmy, I would be worried that a piece of cucumber would snap off mid wank and I’d be left trying to pick seeds out of my cooter. I have never done anything like this.

fin , to piracy in audiobook syncing

Calibre has content server functionality which you can use extensively to symc books but idk, I heard that calibre has a lot of vulnerabilities

Coskii , to gaming in Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of August 4th
@Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Rotwood, early access roguelite beat em up.

GammaGames , to gaming in Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of August 4th

I played a bit of a closed beta I’m not really allowed to discuss in detail, but I had a blast! Looking forward to the full release.

Also got part way through episode 2 of Walking Dead, I forgot so much of this story. Handing out 4 pieces of food to 10 people (well, 2 to 8 since the kids were guaranteed) isn’t easy 🥲

And story time: My partner and I were down 146 to 149 in Destiny 2 crucible. We were separated and each crouching with glaives so they wouldn’t see us on radar.
I waited around a corner and filled someone with stab holes while she simultaneously killed some guardian with a sword (which kill in one swipe), since we were holding 2 zones it gave us the 4 points to steal the win! Glaives are so much fun in pvp

Camping sounds fun, I’m jealous!

Swampman , to asklemmy in What are your favorite open-source games?

Space Station 13.

Too many amazing moments and memories to even count, always more to learn. I love how the open source nature of the game means there’s many different servers branching off from each other, running their own custom versions of the game. Smaller servers “downstream” pick and choose which features they want to keep when the upstream servers implement something new.

verdigris ,

It’s not open source, but I do want to mention Barotrauma here – it’s not totally unheard of, but I don’t think many people realize that it’s a spiritual successor to SS13. Supports a lot less players, but still up to 12 or something on the bigger ships, and it manages to turn the absolute insanity of SS13 into a compelling survival game that still has plenty of goofiness.

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@sh.itjust.works avatar

I entered SS13 with the ssethtide and I stuck around past the worst of it but I haven’t logged in since probably 2021. Is it a good time to come back and see what’s up? I enjoyed high population servers and a lot of people were leaving with the tide around and before when I did. What’s an average server pop these days?

The overcomplexity of the game is part of why I love it so much but it’s also what drove me off of it, because I couldn’t figure out how to run an offline server to practice roles and I wasn’t trying to do my first day of engineering or doctoring on a public lobby if I could help it. I had a lot of fun in Mining and Cargo and occasionally just faffing about as an assistant helping Botany grow weed or bringing monkeys to the chef - but I’d like to learn “a real job” one of these days (he says, knowing exactly how pissed off everyone gets if mining or cargo either die or are understaffed). And most folks didn’t usually seem inclined to adopt assistants, unfortunately. Remember folks, adopt wandering assistants and then spay and neuter them because unattended assistants will cook their hands off trying to break into the armory.

Swampman ,

I mostly play on tgstation’s european server Terry, which often gets up to 100 players in the busy hours.

I know exactly the kind of anxiety you mention when it comes to having to learn a new role. That was partly why I also had the idea of installing a server locally to tinker with the mechanics in, which fortunately tgstation actually makes very easy. My problem then is that I only have like 10 minutes alone on the station before the power runs out, and I have to go set up the solar panels to continue my experiments. Turns out being solo crew on a space station isn’t all that easy.

Fizz ,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Is there anyway to play on Linux? I’ve always wanted to try a role playing game but never found one that I think I’d vibe but ss13 looks right up my alley.

Thomrade ,

You might not be aware but there’s also a fairly content-rich successor project called SpaceStation 14! Its obviously nowhere near as featureful as 13 is, due to lack of development time but has a very active development community around it.

One of the major (imo) improvements is a move to per pixel “real time” movement instead of the tile movement of ss13, it helps make them game feel much more alive and interactive.

Definitely worth a look for fans of ss13, and its also open source and Linux compatible.

spacestation14.com

Red ,
@Red@lemmy.spacestation14.com avatar

SS14 even has their own Lemmy instance.

pipows , to lemmyshitpost in Fromsoft classes like
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

Soulslike is when roll to dodge

casmael OP ,

📝

ChicoSuave , to science_memes in Fear itself

Mammals: threatening species by just existing.

SynopsisTantilize ,

Isn’t that just nature? Like we just happen to be part of a class that is incredibly more OP than non mammals.

AdNecrias , to asklemmy in Most enjoyable content for the least amount of storage

I know it’s not the subject of this question but… Why is storage space size your metric?

Do you take pleasure in knowing your good experience came in a small package? Or are you storage space starved for some reason and that’s what guides your quest?

FlembleFabber ,

Lol nice one

hitstun ,
@hitstun@fedia.io avatar

Entertainment-per-byte is an interesting problem. My solutions were tiny but highly replayable games. It's been fun to see other people's ideas, like writing things in Emacs.

AdNecrias ,

I mean, as a thought experiment absolutely. Those old animated gifs that have clever uses of pallete shifting… The demos that have whole worlds in a few KBs…

bruhbeans OP ,

I’m all about small packages

CaptSatelliteJack , (edited ) to gaming in Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of August 4th

Roboquest! An absolutely delightful high-speed rouge-lite first person. It feels very Borderlands-y, in both aesthetic and gunplay. The weapons include deagles, revolvers, assault rifles, machine guns, crossbows, grenades, (dual) chainsaws, power fists, Iron Man palms, shuriken, flamethrowers, and more! It’s packed to the gills with secrets, challenges, and skill expression. Tons of fun, like, 25$ on Steam, two player co-op with matchmaking, go buy it.

urda , to science_memes in PSA: Libraries
@urda@lebowski.social avatar

I use my library card to access newspapers.

xx3rawr , to science_memes in Potoos

Nightbirds (Vanescaves) are a weird bunch. We got all these crackheads and methheads then we randomly have hummingbirds and swifts on the list.

JackiesFridge , to casualuk in What's your little win for this weekend?
@JackiesFridge@lemmy.world avatar

Started a “community support” projects group with friends. We schedule a day to descend upon one of our houses and take care of whatever tasks need to be done - painting, yard work, home repairs, etc. It takes very little time with three or more people dividing the work, and we can chat and joke the whole time. We got a lot done, had fun together, and we’re done by early afternoon.

Next weekend everyone is coming here to help cut up a fallen tree, and the weekend after we are renovating another friend’s small dayroom.

Emperor ,
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

That’s a brilliant idea.

I’ve pondered whether we need a Good Deeds community as well as !goodnews -this feels like something that would fit in and inspire others.

JackiesFridge ,
@JackiesFridge@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a great way to turn work into a fun social activity.

Emperor ,
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

It is indeed. My friends came round when I MVD into my new place and it was a frenzy of papering and painting. Got.mkre dine in a day or so then I’ve managed in a year as it is easy to go “I’m tired, I’ll crack on tomorrow”.

cRazi_man ,

Are you open to membership? I’d like to join.

JackiesFridge ,
@JackiesFridge@lemmy.world avatar

It wasn’t my idea and it’s an inherited friend group (they are my partner’s friends) but you are more than welcome to grab this idea and run with it!

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