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pyre , to games in Marvels Rivals requires creators to sign a contract that removes your right to give a negative review in order to access the playtest

i feel bad for the developers who worked on it because from what i played so far it looks like a surprising amount of love and care was put into the game. they didn’t need something like this at all to get generally favorable first impressions. shameful display from the suits who are always ready to ruin everything.

AngryMob ,

Blink twice if you signed the contract…

pyre ,

seriously, i was expecting a complete farce of a game considering it’s fucking NetEase but i was pleasantly surprised. the visuals, lighting and shaders, the particle effects, the UI, everything is so thoughtfully made and in line with the theme. even the alternate skins have “inspired by this comic issue” note attached.

AngryMob ,

Sounds pretty good. Personally i have no interest in Marvel stuff so its not up my alley, but i always like it when a fanbase gets something they enjoy. Have fun!

brygphilomena , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

Assign to maintenance. I don’t fix fences.

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

Love it.

metaStatic , to lemmyshitpost in .rar me

tar ball is the only way

I use arch btw

not_that_guy05 ,

You aren’t using arch unless you mention it.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

It only counts, if the mention is btw btw

xx3rawr ,

We should all dip ourselves in tar and be found well preserved by future paleontologists

psud ,

The best thing to do with a tarball is to bzip it

jubilationtcornpone , to pics in Alex Honnold climbing a mountain without ropes.

And just like that, my palms are sweaty.

SecretSauces ,
@SecretSauces@lemmy.world avatar

Are your knees weak?

ThrowawayPermanente ,

There’s vomit on my sweater already

Leeks ,

Mom’s spaghetti?

bradinutah , to lemmyshitpost in Let π = 5

“One! Two! FIVE!” “Three, Sire!” “THREE!”

oo1 , to lemmyshitpost in Let π = 5

Teaching them to to obey dumb instructions from incompetent bosses.
Very useful skill.

Assume the earth is a flat disc . . .

gimpchrist ,
@gimpchrist@lemmy.world avatar

It’s called philosophy haha

InternetCitizen2 ,

I’ve moved on to a no earth society.

ben_dover , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

i’m intrigued, but leap days would fuck it up though

Typhoonigator ,

This meme already ignores the fact that it’s only produced a calendar of 364 days.

Most proposed versions I’ve seen of this calendar have New Year’s Day as a standalone holiday, so the leap day presumably tacks on to that every 4 years?

ben_dover ,

true I’ve heard about that, sure why not

Lifter ,

Leap years aren’t every four years though, just FYI.

NeatNit ,

Currently, everyone in the world agrees about the days of the week (correct me if I’m wrong). If it’s Monday in France it’s Monday in Finland, besides a few hours due to timezones. But if a particular society adopts this system you describe, or any system under which every year starts on a particular day of the week and is solar aligned, that necessitates having an incomplete week and losing that sync with the entire rest of the world.

A possible solution is to only use leap weeks. So every year has 364 days, but every 6 years or so (spare me the exact calculation) you track on a leap week to realign with the solar cycle. This is similar to the leap month in the Hebrew calendar - months follow the moon so a leap month is the smallest unit possible to tweak the length of a year.

Tnaeriv ,

You’re wrong. For example: some of the country of Kiribati (UTC +14) will never be in the same day of the week as Hawaii (UTC -10).

NeatNit ,

Right, I forgot about that edge case… But at least they agree about a particular date’s day of the week, don’t they? And they’re consistently one day off. This proposed system would be inconsistently off, sometimes in sync and sometimes 3 days off.

dingus ,

Also imagine your birthday always being on a Monday…

Num10ck , to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds

i read once that untangling fabric is the hardest part of domestic robots. we don’t have the math for laundry.

Natanael ,

And we still can’t replace human seamstresses, reliably automating many processes is STILL hard

prole ,

Completely unrelated, but I just noticed that “seamstress” still seems acceptable, despite shifting more toward gender neutral vocational titles. The only other one I can think of was “stewardess” which was changed to “Flight Attendant.”

Is there a difference between a tailor and a seamstress? Or is the latter just the female version of the former, and therefore an archaic term?

jaybone ,

Stitch Attendant

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Maybe quit letting the hackey sack fall then Kyle!

prole ,

Stall that shit on your perforated Rod Lavers…

…in all quad flavors, lawd save us

blanketswithsmallpox ,
nxdefiant ,

I think sartor is the old male version of seamstress, but nowadays it’d probably just be “garment maker”.

I vow for the old British “haberdasher”.

prole ,

Haberdasher is good. Would the female version be a Haberdasheress?

LodeMike , to linuxmemes in Less is more

What’s the feature?

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not even the devs know…

gedaliyah , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift needs a glass of water at night too
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

What is the story behind this image??

Imgonnatrythis ,

This is a photograph taken by the “paparazzi” inside of Tailor swift house in the middle of the night when she had thirst and went to get a drink of water. It is relevant because it shows quite intimately that she is regular person just like the rest. She get up to drink water, maybe pee, maybe pee without washing hands because it so late, and then go back to bed. Just like me or you. Except she does not just walk like you or I probably do. Of course not. She takes a plane.

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Well, ask a silly question I guess. Thanks 🤣

brbposting ,
niktemadur ,

No no no: the IMAGE!
Where in the world did a private jet crash into a fancy restroom?

brbposting ,

Aha!

Based on a quick reverse image search, believe it was just made for the meme. Probably AI generated. Note the steps kinda phasing into the fuselage.

Sunrosa ,

The fuselage looks way too small

brbposting ,

Like they always say

Not the size of the fuselage

It’s how you use the thrust vector

uienia ,

As usual these days, the boring explanation is that someone just typed a prompt for an AI.

OpenStars , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift needs a glass of water at night too
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

I doubt its authenticity… b/c I do not see her wearing jeans, while eating beans!? :-P

Annoyed_Crabby , to mildlyinteresting in Managed to stop the pump at exactly $10 today

In my country, most station also come with a keypad just beside this screen, which you can set the exact amount you wanna pump

nieceandtows OP ,

Which country is that, and where is the fun in that?

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Malaysia, and can confirm, we have no fun nor chill

Mercury ,

Canada also has that. Equally unfun and unchill.

wellee , to lemmyshitpost in Oops

Lol. What the fuck

Taniwha420 ,

Like, what made him vomit, what was his vomit made of, and if that wasn’t a fucking joint then what was it?

FoxyGrandpa ,

The rumor I’ve heard is it was hair, which sounds vile enough to make some immediately vomit

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

yes

cactusupyourbutt ,

my personal experience with this is that I was talking medication that made me nauseaus. Did I learn to not smoke when nauseaus? No, but I got a bucket now

dessalines , to science_memes in Hooooooooooooooooooot

/uj Steam is just an intermediary form for almost all these tho (except maybe geothermal? not sure), not the real source.

skillissuer ,
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Steam just makes sense as a fluid for heat engines, thermal power plants are mostly steam, except when gas turbines are involved, but even then there’s most of the time steam bottoming cycle. (gas turbine burns something, then exhaust is hot enough to power steam cycle) Unless thermal power plant is small, then it’s more likely to be diesel engine (up to few MW). Only when it’s photovoltaics, or hydropower, or wind farm (or tidal powerplant, or some other weird ones) there’s no place for steam to be involved (solar thermal plants sometimes use steam cycle). Geothermal powerplants use steam if source is hot enough, otherwise it’s something more volatile in organic Rankine cycle

SpaceNoodle ,

Hydroelectric is just liquid steam, and wind is just cold, thin steam.

dessalines ,

I’m referring to the root energy source, rather than how it’s transferred.

skillissuer ,
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Then it’s just heat transfer medium for most of geothermal powerplants too, because from what i understand, most of the time condensed water is recycled (and source of energy is just “hot rocks” anyway)

then if you look at the bigger picture, all that energy can be traced back to either sun, nuclear fission (in reactors) or nuclear decay/primordial heat (geothermal)

skillissuer ,
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

“Root” energy source really just depends on where you draw boundaries of thermodynamic system in question

WarmSoda ,

Geothermal power still uses steam to generate electricity. It’s steams all the way down.

dessalines ,

Steam isn’t the energy source tho, just a transfer mechanism.

Strykker ,

Same for all the others like coal and nuclear though. So that’s a dumb distinction to try to make.

Steam is always just a transfer mechanism if it’s part of the power generation

dessalines ,

Then why focus on steam specifically, why not other required intermediaries, like turbines, the storage mechanism.

The main meaningful distinction in energy generation is the root sources of the energy, nuclear, wind, hydro, etc. All of those share similar conversion methods and intermediary forms, but have different sources.

Strykker ,

Because it’s a funny fucking meme my dude.

WarmSoda ,

Hence the meme. Because almost everything uses steam.

Any other jokes you want to break down for no reason?

tja ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

Solar is an exception I think

zout ,

True, but there are also solar steam systems, using a parabolic mirror to focus the sun on a steam drum.

Schadrach ,

Arguably these are even greener than photovoltaics, since they don’t require the same kinds of materials to make (mostly just steel) and last longer than photovoltaics are supposed to. They use a fair bit of water, but you probably aren’t building them in places where water is at a premium.

Strykker ,

I mean the main steam cycle solar plants are built in dry sunny hot regions, not exactly a great source of water, but probably not completely void of it either.

WarmSoda ,

Solar, wind, and hydro don’t use steam. (Well, hydro can bypass the steam part. It depends)

SpaceNoodle ,

Hydroelectric is just liquid steam, and wind is just cold, thin steam.

Kjev ,
@Kjev@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

and diodes

nuke , to noncredibledefense in When your tank looks more like the battering ram from Age of Empires 2
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s the Blyatmobile!

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