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setsneedtofeed , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance
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mindbleach ,

The only thing they fear is Tõnu.

Etterra , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance

Okay everybody, meet Trevor. Trevor is the newly assigned anti-pirate guy. Each ship Captain will have to wait for him to ride shotgun outbound, switch to an inbound ship, and ride back. That should settle down all this pirate nonsense. Any questions?

cynar ,

6 months later, not a pirate is to be found, dead or alive, and not a single ship taken. Meanwhile, none of the crews will talk about “Trevor”. All they are willing to say is that “Trevor is a very very nice man, we were very happy to host him.” Always spoken with a monotone 1000 yard stare.

HoustonHenry ,

And a quick change of subject, for some reason 🤷‍♂️

Leate_Wonceslace , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance
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Wow, that’s gotta be like 5x their standing army or something!

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Tbf their army is kind of busy staring at Russia, which has directly threatened them

Schiffsmaedchenjunge , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance

If he’s the cook they’re doomed

unreachable ,
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SkybreakerEngineer ,

Actually standing up, must have been a special occasion

Anticorp ,

I don’t understand how he ended up becoming so fat and lazy.

mindbleach ,

Ego.

pyrflie ,

Eggo

WillySpreadum , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance
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We laugh but this is not uncommon. I remember reading manpower contributions to the war in Afghanistan back in ‘17 and there were two Estonians and four Icelanders on the list. Hilarious when put next to the 10s of thousands of Americans.

CarbonIceDragon ,
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I wonder how the military units get organized when stuff like this happens, do the people from the tiny countries militaries just get told to go be part of a different military for awhile and follow those guy’s orders? Do they get their own little tent and individual unique assignments from their home country?

GregorGizeh ,

I believe they are attached to the troops of larger nations. The bilateral military integration agreements some countries in Europe have work similarly, for example a Dutch Grenadier (IIRC) unit is attached to the german Bundeswehr. For all practical purposes they are considered part of the German forces for the duration of that exchange.

WillySpreadum ,
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Well generally everyone on joint bases like that reports to the base commander. There’s always a clear chain of command that transcends nations when it comes to NATO operations.

Also, I expect that most small detachments like that are just technical experts, not just straight infantry or anything lol

nuke , (edited )
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It’s like a Eddie Murphy/Mike Myers movie where you show up to base and every person you meet is just the same guy in different outfits and makeup.

Splatterphace ,

Sounds like they’re working off of percentages

iAvicenna , (edited )
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I mean they could easily say max of 100 or some percentage. And if 100 soldiers make a significant chunk of your army, you probably shouldn’t send any soldiers as your country can even easily be invaded by rabbits.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

At least a complete platoon, so something like 20-50 soldiers. That way it’s big enough to handle missions independently instead of just creating issues for whatever platoon they’re assigned to.

Anticorp ,

That would also ensure that your soldiers have some of their countrymen to fraternize with. I’m sure it’s probably pretty lonely being the only Estonian in a war.

SpaceCowboy ,
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Also not uncommon going the other way too. NATO countries will commonly station just a few soldiers in countries like Estonia. It’s trip wire kind of thing, it means if Russia attacks that country then there will immediately be soldiers from many different NATO countries (even just a few soldiers each) fighting to defend the country on day one.

There’s more than just a handful of soldiers from each NATO countries in the Baltic countries now to deter Russia from doing something stupid. And it doesn’t make sense for Estonia to deploy a lot of their military to the Red Sea given the situation with Russia. So they send one soldier as a statement that they support the operation, they simply don’t currently have the military resources to contribute significantly.

The tripwire concept applies here too, an attack on a ship that soldier is on is an attack on Estonia. Doubt that will deter the Houthis (they’re psychos) but it’s still a show of support.

BorgDrone ,

Imagine needing 10s of thousands of soldiers when the Estonians can do it with 2.

WillySpreadum ,
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Estonians are just built different

AnomalousBit , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance

I’ve seen enough 80s action movies to know, if they piss him off, he’s gonna wipe out their whole flotilla.

JulesTheModest ,

I can see an “Arnold from Commando” kind of dude.

metaStatic ,

"Let off some steam"

Bach37strad , to lemmyshitpost in These elbows are not as good as macaroni elbows

Fun fact, after my motorcycle accident and c5-7 spinal cord injury in my neck, my entire body felt like this constantly. 3 years later, now only my hands do.

Gork OP ,

Oof that must be constantly uncomfortable. My condolences.

AgentGrimstone , to lemmyshitpost in These elbows are not as good as macaroni elbows

Weak spot

Feathercrown , to noncredibledefense in It's important to have good urganomics
ThrowawayPermanente , to noncredibledefense in It's important to have good urganomics

If you place the sights high enough you don’t even have to move your head

Pinklink , to lemmyshitpost in These elbows are not as good as macaroni elbows

This hasn’t happened to me in years, and I’m worried you have just cursed me

LucidNightmare ,

It happened to me just two days ago. Beware!

callmepk , to lemmyshitpost in These elbows are not as good as macaroni elbows
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Also my leg sometimes when i wake up

RealFknNito , to noncredibledefense in It's important to have good urganomics
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Urganomics.

You have been ejected from the gene pool.

psmgx ,

I thought that was the joke

nuke ,
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Misspellings like this are common in NCD memes. It’s done tongue-in-cheek

exocrinous ,

I’ve been seeing memes from noncredibledefense for ages and I still have yet to figure out what NCD is.

Vendetta9076 ,
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Yes

RealFknNito ,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

I must not browse enough NCD memes

nuke ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

I agree, the only logical conclusion is to consume more NCD

GombeenSysadmin ,

Only passing through, but I thought most NCD memes were done tongue-in-asscrack

FireTower , to noncredibledefense in It's important to have good urganomics
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I can’t hear you over the sound of my reduced muzzle climb as a result of an inline stock

setsneedtofeed , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in It's important to have good urganomics
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I’m not sure what plane of irony we’re on but I hope that unironically we all actually know why the sights are raised here.

Fades ,

Obviously the higher the optic the more accurate it becomes!

DragonTypeWyvern ,

No you doofus it makes the gun start providing lift so you go faster

jimbolauski ,

Why do you need optics, you should be shooting from the hip.

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