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SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

This is when Drake has to touch 18 year old pussy.

Ohnobro , to lemmyshitpost in Bridge pillars lookin fine these days ngl

People died

GBU_28 , (edited )

That day? Yeah, like probably thousands

RIP_Cheems , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b39086e7-a2b2-4f47-be07-98e5e362a4ee.jpeg

Evil_Shrubbery , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance

Is this Marvel or DC?

Fredselfish , to lemmyshitpost in Bridge pillars lookin fine these days ngl
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

Little to soon for this joke. I mean we’re still trying to recover bodies from the river.

HappycamperNZ ,

Then you’re in the wrong community

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Bridge pillars lookin fine these days ngl
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Coming this summer: Pixar’s Boats.

ChicoSuave ,

We all float out here!

ryan213 ,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

What if bridges had feelings?

cm0002 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

Laughs in Dishwasher

chaotic_disorganizer , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises
  • laughs in european sinks *
Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Explain

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

European sinks are typically much larger than American or Canadian sinks, so it’s likely that the person climbed inside of their sink and was laughing while inside of it.

GBU_28 ,

My kitchen sink is massive as are my friend’s. Where do you think we wash our SUVs?

tautalas ,
@tautalas@lemmy.world avatar

Euro sink

Theme ,

Did you upload a youtube video to show a lemmy stranger your sink?

tautalas ,
@tautalas@lemmy.world avatar

Hell yeah

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

🤴

SmackemWittadic ,
@SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a Chad move right there

Theme ,

Hero.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Holy shit! Need that!

Colour_me_triggered ,

I’ve lived in Europe my whole life and only ever seen that system in the bathroom. But I also have a rather nice dishwasher because life is too short to spend it standing over the sink like a fucking chump.

tautalas ,
@tautalas@lemmy.world avatar

I love washing dishes. I watch YouTube or listen to a podcast, and it’s better than fishing for me. Especially after a party of some sort, when there’s shitload of them

Rodeo ,

Wanna be my roommate?

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I used to hate doing dishes but then I discovered the podcast+dishes combo and it’s like magic because somehow I can be entertained and productive at the same time!

Colour_me_triggered ,

I’m physically about as white as it’s possible to be. But I’m not nearly white enough to be entertained by podcasts.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Well if you want to hand wash my dishes you may feel free to do so. But you have to wear cat ears and a maid outfit while doing so.

fishbone ,

Is doing the dishes a requirement or can I just come over in cat ears and a maid outfit?

Colour_me_triggered ,

How do you feel about life in the far north?

fishbone ,

Love it, the colder the better. Worst case scenario, the cat ears will be plenty enough to keep me warm.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Well let me know if you want to take up residence as the family pet ;)

woelkchen ,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

Cheaper sinks without that mechanism still have the plug attached to a chain you can just yank, so you can unplug without reaching in either way.

time_fo_that ,

Omg that is legendary

Vigilante , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

Use a steel rod just for that if you don’t have one BUY ONE it’s worth it .

Nikki ,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

or just buy a pair of long rubber gloves

Vigilante ,

But i will still eww when i feel those things tho

yamapikariya , to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Forgot to turn off trash disposal

woelkchen ,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

Why don’t Americans just use a trash can to dispose of trash?

yamapikariya ,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

It’s not fun enough

5714 , to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

Use a spoon.

someguy3 ,

Then you have to wash it! Help I’m stuck in recursion!

partial_accumen ,

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

5714 , (edited )

You have to clean the sink anyway if the water was dirty.

This whole post needs dishwashers ASAP. Doing the dishes is fine with 1.5 people or so, but with more folks it gets tedious quickly.

HikingVet , to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

You don’t have gloves?

Plopp ,

OP uses mittens. Knitted mittens.

humorlessrepost ,

They’re easier to suck clean.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Boil your pasta in it to enjoy the flavors without the risk.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ve done lots of construction and many years ago I started wearing rubber gloves every time I do dishes. I used to not wear gloves but there’s nothing like losing big chunks of your callouses from dish pan hands.

And if you play guitar and want to maintain callouses on your fingertips, you have to wear gloves all the time.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

real men do the dishes with their bare hands B)

stoy ,

Real men get the tools they need for the job required.

In this case, rubber gloves.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

it was a joke, I prefer to simply wash my hands after but if you want to use gloves, you do you I guess

stoy ,

I was just about to ask, it is one of the most important items in my kitchen and cleaning cupboard.

If you are getting disposable gloves, get nitrile ones, and make sure that they fit tight over your hands to seal the opening against water ingress.

Harbinger01173430 , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance

Jokes aaide, what happens if the soldier they sent has a power level above 5 and starts shooting ki blasts and deflecting bullets?

mindbleach ,

Jokes Aaide

Is that the guy’s name?

nuke , (edited )
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

what happens if the soldier they sent has a power level above 5 and starts shooting ki blasts and deflecting bullets?

Dude no way they sent The Great Mr. Satan??

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/3c0a1242-b3c9-4424-9c60-595240f702f4.png

Harbinger01173430 ,

Dude would be a monster in real life

setsneedtofeed , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/55b05b20-49fe-46d9-9c3d-314e0b06df3f.jpeg

mindbleach ,

The only thing they fear is Tõnu.

Etterra , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance

Okay everybody, meet Trevor. Trevor is the newly assigned anti-pirate guy. Each ship Captain will have to wait for him to ride shotgun outbound, switch to an inbound ship, and ride back. That should settle down all this pirate nonsense. Any questions?

cynar ,

6 months later, not a pirate is to be found, dead or alive, and not a single ship taken. Meanwhile, none of the crews will talk about “Trevor”. All they are willing to say is that “Trevor is a very very nice man, we were very happy to host him.” Always spoken with a monotone 1000 yard stare.

HoustonHenry ,

And a quick change of subject, for some reason 🤷‍♂️

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