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Sorgan71 , to lemmyshitpost in gotdamn

Water is wet because people think water is wet.

dwemthy ,

Water is wet when touching water

pipows , to lemmyshitpost in Galaxy S10 til the wheels come off
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

I abandoned wired earphones before this whole mess with headphone jacks because I grew tired of replacing the every other month because the cable stopped working

Vivendi , to showerthoughts in Why don't low birth-rate countries make immigration to their country easier?

Just add a “… Are they stupid?” To the end of the title, and repost in a shit posting community

01189998819991197253 , to lemmyshitpost in gotdamn
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Yeah… Neosporin is WAY too weak for this burn. Holy crap hahahahaha

uis ,

Haloperidol is not strong enough

01189998819991197253 ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

The antipsychotics?

uis ,

When reading shitter?

RememberTheApollo_ , to showerthoughts in Why don't low birth-rate countries make immigration to their country easier?

The low birth rates are a concern because they need the bodies to generate revenue so they can take care of old people who will lean on government services.

Why should you care about population decline? Fewer people are good for the climate, but the economic consequences are severe. In the 1960s, there were six people of working age for every retired person. Today, the ratio is three-to-one. By 2035, it will be two-to-one.

Some say we must learn to curb our obsession with growth, to become less consumer-obsessed, to learn to manage with a smaller population. That sounds very attractive. But who will buy the stuff you sell? Who will pay for your healthcare and pension when you get old?

weforum.org/…/birthrates-declining-globally-why-m…

Ok, so what does that have to do with your question…

What age group tends to be the biggest voting bloc, the most xenophobic, the most nationalistic…? Old people. Get those foreign people off my lawn, keep those foreign drug dealers, thieves, and layabouts out of my country.

Then there’s exploitation of foreign labor to undercut wages and work rules of citizens of the country the labor is being imported into.

I’m sure there’s more, but basically it’s a hefty dose of xeonphobia and nationalism along with groups not wanting to literally lose jobs to someone who will do it for a lot less.

Persen , to lemmyshitpost in gotdamn

Well, both were wrong about one thing.

Siegfried , to showerthoughts in Why don't low birth-rate countries make immigration to their country easier?

Oh boy, you need so much stellaris /s

son_named_bort , to lemmyshitpost in gotdamn

The gales of November came early this year.

MacNCheezus , to lemmyshitpost in gotdamn
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Since the latter doesn’t follow from the former, refuting the first point doesn’t automatically refute the second. Nice try, Lake Superior, but you might want to brush up on formal logic.

afraid_of_zombies , to showerthoughts in Why don't low birth-rate countries make immigration to their country easier?

Why don’t fat people hit the gym and eat salad?

letsgo ,

Because salad is boring and fat-shaming is the last kind of bullying still considered acceptable.

I was out on my bike the other day and someone yelled “YOU FAT BASTARD”. Fortunately I’m pretty thick skinned and have lined up a few choice remarks for next time.

Imagine if fat had been replaced with black, or Chinese, or gay, etc. They’d be in jail for committing a hate crime quicker than I could get to the nearest Greggs.

people_are_cute ,
@people_are_cute@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

They’d be in jail for committing a hate crime quicker than I could get to the nearest Greggs.

No they wouldn’t. Shouting slurs is shitty but not a punishable offence. Touch grass and hit the gym you fatso.

lath ,

Oh feck off. Most gyms are mostly predatory money grab schemes.

Better to reduce your sugar intake and focus on physical activity with practical effects. Clean your house, do some gardening, volunteer in the community, play some sport you actually like. Gyms are for losers!

people_are_cute ,
@people_are_cute@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I can visualize the person who wrote this and I don’t like what I see.

lath ,

Found one! youtu.be/3UC96g1A4Nc?si=flhQFO6kuB9wUj7T

Stop wasting time at the gym! Go build a house for the homeless instead!

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

But being fat is not the same as being black. People do not get sick and die 30 years earlier because they are black, for instance. People are black not because they ignore physical exercises and eat too much. I don’t support bullying, but acting like this is a normal condition that we should cherish is wrong.

Fedizen ,

People do die 30 years earlier because they’re black - thats often how racism works…

Imo how do we know what “normal” is and has that been the case for the last 1000 years? The Japanese have employed sumo wrestlers to serve in a sport, for instance. I think its fair to say fat shaming is a more modern phenomena that’s occurred more recently as high calorie low nutrition food became mass produced and microplastics have accumulated in all our bodies.

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

Did you equate health issues caused by lack of physical activity and excessive eating to racism? I can’t even… Okay, if you want to ignore all the medical and scientific evidence, ignore them. It is your body and you are the one to face the consequences.

Natanael ,

This was in a conversation about what kind of abusive behavior is acceptable. Do you think it’s also acceptable to be mean to athletes because they too cause damage to their own bodies?

Fedizen ,

Did you equate

No, I was correcting YOUR comparison. I think shaming racists is quite good, while shaming fat people is misguided.

ignore all the medical and scientific evidence

The point here is that our value judgements about health aren’t medical or scientific. Risky behavior isn’t universally frowned upon by society. Often its encouraged.

In the US, for instance, automobile accidents are a lead cause of death for people under 35, yet we don’t treat driving with the same disdain as smoking or obesity. As far as “lack of physical activity” goes, car accidents represent a major source of injuries, which do make people less able to keep up healthy lifestyles. Yet again, little disdain.

Smoking is a great comparison here, because if you want to take the medical literature seriously you can’t just handle it from the consumer end, you also have to deal with industries that employ swaths of food scientists to make bad food addictive and cheap.

All in all, I do think we could benefit from thinking about why we shame people for things and ask ourselves if we’re applying these judgements in a consistent way.

AA5B ,

I’m pretty thick skinned

The generally acceptable response is “I’m just big boned”

thefrankring , to lemmyshitpost in gotdamn
@thefrankring@lemmy.world avatar

I wish Lake Superior would empregnate me.

sparkle ,

Why would you wish that

thefrankring ,
@thefrankring@lemmy.world avatar

Cuz I’m so wet.

clot27 ,
@clot27@lemm.ee avatar

lake junior

some_guy , to lemmyshitpost in gotdamn

Well played. Now let’s have the fundy tell us how water covered the earth and drowned everybody but then the world was repopulated. Wait… is there some incest required for that to be true? OH NO!

xenoclast ,

He’s into that too. Don’t you worry

MrShankles ,

A little incest, a little beastiality; but who’s counting? I guess not the ones who believe that… because, ya know… they can’t count.

BOOM! WHAT A BURN! FUCKING NAILED IT WITH THAT SCORCHER!

KevonLooney ,

Noah is a Babylonian “deluge myth”. Judaism didn’t even exist until 1,000 years later:

It tells of how Enki, speaking through a reed wall,[v] warns the hero Atra-Hasis (‘extremely wise’) of Enlil’s plan to destroy mankind by flood, telling the hero to dismantle his house (perhaps to provide a construction site) and build a boat to escape

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atra-Hasis

The worship of Yahweh alone began at the earliest with prophet Elijah in the 9th century BCE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahwism

This means that originally the flood was caused by one god and mankind was saved by another. That’s a better explanation than “God was angry but bipolar, so he saved one family and killed everyone else.”

MrShankles ,

I see that I have failed at being funny. I’ll try to be better next time

djvinniev77 ,

Lolz I laughed and upvoted u

Zozano , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in gotdamn
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

Twitter formatting sucks ass.

Reading order:

4th (first post)

2nd (second post down)

1st (third post down)

3rd (last post)

Tier1BuildABear ,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

Or is it 3 2 4 1

at_an_angle ,

The formatting on Twitter is what kept me from using it.

Hadriscus ,

What ? No, it’s 3 2 4 1

If you’re talking chronological that is

LPodyssey07 ,

I don’t understand

spujb , (edited )

@Hadriscus

  • if you assign a number 1-4 from top to bottom, reading order is then the indices 3, 2, 4, 1
  • alternatively, if you assign 4, 2, 1, 3 to each element top to bottom, reading order is then 1, 2, 3, 4

different algorithms, same result. i had chatgpt help me out with some fancy ass notation for those interested:

https://files.catbox.moe/7ybav7.jpeg

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Instructions unclear, dick caught in semi-colon.

Zozano , (edited )
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar
blind3rdeye ,

This diagram helps to show that you and Hadriscus agree on the order of the posts, but not on how to describe it. That’s pretty interesting to me.

  • 4, 2, 1, 3 – labeling the posts from top to bottom with which order they should then be read. So the first post is read forth, the second post is read second, etc.)
  • 3, 2, 4, 1 – listing the order that the posts should be read if they were understood to be labelled in 1-4 top-down. So we should read the third post first, the second post second, forth post third, …
Zozano ,
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

The fact that we have gotten this confused is all the evidence I need to change how this works.

Simplest solution is to change the layout from:

  1. Profile
  2. Attachments /screenshots / replies
  3. Text

To

  1. Attachments /screenshots / replies
  2. Text
  3. Profile
bitwaba ,

The fact that neither can agree on how to describe it yet agreeing on what is so wrong in the first place is just an additional data point on how stupid Twitter numbering is. I find that fascinating.

Hadriscus ,

hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn

You’re right

Fades ,

Exactly haha, they are both arguing the same point because they used different numbering scheme!

magnolia_mayhem , to lemmyshitpost in gotdamn

He can’t even get the order right. The phrase is “[thing] and also water is wet.”

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