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espentan ,

I had no idea sky daddy didn’t like haircuts. But, you know what, I’m relieved. Now I know I’m going to hell, uncertainty be gone. And… and, I can go sporting a fresh trim.

espentan ,

A fast one, too, barely managed to catch it on camera.

espentan ,

How did they make those vests just hang in the air like that?

espentan ,

I assumed it was a coin operated telephone for professionals.

espentan ,

Oh jeebuz how I loathe pinterest in my search results… “Ah, cool, there’s the photo I’m looking for some more info on…” > “Hi, I’m pinterest, you can fuck right off because there’s nothing for you here”

espentan ,

Norwegian name is revebjelle, which translates to “fox bell”.

Helicopter carrying Iran's President Raisi crashes, search under way (www.reuters.com)

DUBAI, May 19 (Reuters) - A helicopter carrying Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi and his foreign minister crashed on Sunday as it was crossing mountain terrain in heavy fog, an Iranian official told Reuters, and rescuers were struggling to reach the site of the incident....

espentan ,

I’m not familiar with the story you’re referring to, but typically a hard landing doesn’t necessitate a search/rescue team. Unless it’s a very hard “landing” into the side of a mountain, for example.

espentan ,

They probably weren’t too concerned with the emissions from the leaf blowers themselves, but the dust and whatnot they whip up into the air.

espentan ,

I haven’t really played around with anything else since Sync for Lemmy was released, because I’m perfectly happy with it.

espentan ,

You might be surprised at how many people don’t really know how to use Google/a search engine effectively.

Things like “what should I search for to find X” is a sentence I hear from both friends and colleagues quite often.

espentan ,

On many bottles I’ve encountered the ring that keeps the cap attached to the bottleneck has been quite loose, so you rotate the cap up/left/right, thinking you’re good to pour, then as you get going the cap slips back down, ensuring you distribute whatever you were pouring all over the the table.

espentan ,

Personally I find this creature absolutely adorable.

espentan ,

Eating a plane really accelerates the ageing process.

How old is the oldest building in the town you live in?

To those from the Western hemisphere, it’s always fascinating to hear that some homes and businesses from the times of the Greek philosophers still have inhabitants, and then you remember that the Western hemisphere is itself not without its own examples, for example some Mexican villages still have temples from the times of...

espentan ,

Gamle Aker Kirke, church from 1150 (Oslo).

espentan ,

“Fitte” is a norwegian word for pussy, so apparently that was all it took to get a giggle out of me today.

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It’s disgusting how many things people can still do without being exposed to advertising.

Loudspeakers: Imagine how many speakers there are in the world, and how often they’re not playing anything. All loudspeakers should always play ads if not utilized for anything else.

Edit: I went hiking last weekend, and while out there the silence was deafening. Out in the wild, where it’s relatively quiet, we’d only need to place speakers every few hundred meters to efficiently broadcast ads to hikers and such.

espentan ,

That roof looks like it could potentially be a bit… leaky. Good thing the inspector is up there to take a look.

After Raids, NYPD Denied Student Protesters Water and Food in Jail (theintercept.com)

Students arrested during the police crackdown on protests at universities in New York City last week were denied water and food for 16 hours, according to two faculty members at Columbia University’s Barnard College who collected reports from students who were inside....

espentan ,

A couple of years ago I interviewed a guy living in SF who wanted to come over to Norway, to work as a software developer. I asked him why he wanted to make the move and he went on about how he had to get outta there, how he had lost all faith in the country and did not see a good future for himself if he stayed.

At the time I thought to myself that he was being a bit dramatic, but the more I read about how the US is treating its people these days the more I think understand what he was on about.

He made the move, btw.

espentan ,

Alternatively, just salad, just bowls, just wraps and just more.

espentan ,

It could star on The Muppets.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/eccf8f82-27a0-4888-8a1a-d9c555f6855a.png

espentan ,

What a handsome fella!

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    espentan ,

    The cybertruck looks like something a 5 yo mocked up with crayons.

    I need to dig up my first grade notebooks… I’m pretty sure I can claim to have designed the Cybertruck in 1983.

    espentan ,

    I was under the impression he is a gay fish?

    espentan ,

    You need to be two people to pull that off, and the corpse must be wearing beach attire and shades. The shades are important. /s

    espentan ,

    For my pain?

    espentan ,

    Mhm, skilpadde.

    espentan ,

    I seem to recall having widgets on my lock screen a decade or so ago, no?

    espentan ,

    “Until the missile launcher is deactivated…”, they say, referring to the missile launcher that “cannot be deactivated”.

    espentan ,

    It would be fun if there was a menu setting called “turn shitshow off”.

    espentan ,

    Getting caught with 10 grams of blow is, of course, way worse than being a front figure in an attempt to overthrow the government. /s

    Don’t smuggle drugs kids, but attempts to take over the country can be made at your leisure.

    espentan ,

    Your prayers have been answered.

    espentan ,

    He, now his mom is telling everyone her son is addicted to crack cocaine.

    espentan ,

    It takes an extra special kind of asshole, and apparently Russia is #1 in breeding them.

    No, electric vehicle sales aren’t dropping. Here’s what’s really going on (www.cnn.com)

    No, electric vehicle sales aren’t dropping. Here’s what’s really going on::Tesla has been slashing prices. Ford just cut the price of its Mustang Mach-E, too, plus it cut back production of its electric pickup. And General Motors is thinking about bringing back plug-in hybrids, arguably a step back from EVs.

    espentan ,

    Btw, in Norway 92% of new car sales in January were electric cars, and apparently predictions for February are even higher.

    When the infrastructure is there, people appear to have little to no qualms buying electric cars.

    espentan ,

    I only meant to say that many of the things that might put people off buying electric cars, like range concerns etc. can be alleviated.

    Even with subsidies and incentives it was slow going in the beginning, before people gained trust in the infrastructure and realized electric could be a real and practical alternative.

    I didn’t mean to be an asshole, sorry.

    espentan ,

    BKFC… Burger King Fight Club?

    espentan ,

    It’s so inconsiderate to interact with strangers in an environment they cannot escape.

    Greetings from Norway

    espentan ,

    I like it when youtubers use thumbnails that scream “this is crap, don’t watch”. So many use them, too. Thanks.

    espentan ,

    Who knows… maybe we’ll experience pointless wars and massive inequality… selfish douchebags who only care about bolstering their ego might gain power… heck, maybe even the climate will slowly start changing for the worse.

    espentan ,

    The Junta hard at work creating another paradise on earth. /s

    espentan ,

    I bet they’re rethinking their attitude towards the Holocaust, now that they’re experiencing just how much fun it is to suppress and kill others. /s

    espentan ,

    There are two of them, even.

    espentan ,

    Mhm. We need everyone to submit to DNA sampling and iris scans, so our overlords can keep more reliable records of our doings. /s

    espentan ,

    Mhm, but the “Regan era computer” has a CD/DVD ROM and a Pentium processor.

    espentan ,

    Was it cunning? I bet it was cunning…

    espentan ,

    It’s now doomed to forever be searching the world’s oceans looking for a suitable lamp.

    Oh who am I kidding, it’ll find a dozen discarded lamps around the next corner…

    espentan ,

    Norway here, I’ve been working since 1995 and I can’t ever recall having to “do my taxes”.

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