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Blumpkinhead ,

Imagine the gate agent having to tell the passengers why their flight is canceled.

delirious_owl ,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Where does the man shit? I’d hate to be his landlord

bassomitron ,

That’s such a good point I hadn’t considered. This stuff would’ve absolutely fucked up the plumbing in most places. Not to mention the sewage treatment facility’s filters having to deal with all that debris.

watersnipje ,

Maddening that the article doesn’t list his cause of death. What did he die of??

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Natural causes!

nightwatch_admin ,

No, iron deficiency

Marsupial ,
@Marsupial@quokk.au avatar

Irony deficiency.

watersnipje ,

Well, I’ll be damned. Also, the chompers on the man look exactly like what I’d expect for a plane-eater.

Blumpkinhead ,

He tried to poop out an entire airplane.

bionicjoey ,

When I read the title, my first guess was Tarare. Sounds like the kind of thing he’d’ve done if planes had been invented.

profdc9 ,

What a poseur.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=owYClOcZsCg&t=222s

EarJava ,

However, it also meant that soft foods, such as bananas and hard-boiled eggs, made him sick.

Hmm best example of soft food? Hard-boiled eggs!

criitz ,

Hard boiled eggs are pretty soft, tbh

delirious_owl ,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Soft boiled eggs are softer

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never been a fan of how crunchy they are, though.

Tyfud ,

In 2022, Madison Dapcevich of Snopes, the fact-checking website, investigated Lotito’s claim that he ate an entire airplane. She concluded that, although there are many accounts of Lotito’s consumption of unusual objects, and that he “very likely” consumed such objects on stage as a professional entertainer, she was unable to confirm that Lotito ate an entire airplane, or even part of one.

Looks like there’s no real record of him having eaten a plane. Likely a tall story he or his cohorts created.

BeatTakeshi OP ,
@BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

One was pooping scrap, the other was scrapping poop

RememberTheApollo_ ,

The amount of metals, plastics, and other plane parts that he would have had to consume should have done lasting damage to his physiology.

postmateDumbass , (edited )

If heground everything to a fine powder and juiced it then he is just left with the chemical reaction damage.

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, the title should be “claimed to eat a plane”.

eran_morad ,

Guy was a fucktard.

yuri ,

jesus christ, did he fuck your mom?

eran_morad ,

Nah, bruh at a plane.

yuri ,

Homie made a career out of pica. Like it or not he was a better entrepreneur than you or I.

eran_morad ,

One generally tries to manage or cure diseases and unhealthy conditions, not exacerbate them. If one is not a fucktard. My job ain’t kill me.

yuri ,

Given he was born in 1950, he only died like 10 years below his life expectancy. People lose more than that to bad genes, I think he did alright for himself.

card797 ,

That is an ancient looking 55 year old.

espentan ,

Eating a plane really accelerates the ageing process.

postmateDumbass ,

Some say it adds dimension to you time line.

Empricorn ,

Let me tell you his diet!

tobogganablaze ,

That’s cute, but doesn’t quite hold a candle to Tarrare.

malean ,
@malean@lemmy.world avatar

Wow France cuisine must really suck

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

His colon and entire digestive system has to be absolutely wrecked.

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

FWIW he died at age 55.

Mannivu ,

According to this article his stomach and intestines had unusual thick lining and strong gastric acids, so maybe they were not so bad.

myster0n ,

It’s not that bad : the plane wasn’t made by Boeing.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Journalist: So, how was it?

Lotito: Still better than English food!

DaddleDew , (edited )

I can absolutely believe this would have been his answer.

French people cannot pass a chance to make fun of British cuisine.

humorlessrepost ,

cuisine

It’s so bad, they have to use a french word to make it sound palatable.

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