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breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Beautifully done.

My dumb ass initially missed the lowercase L, and read your headline as A.I. Pastor. Then I contemplated a completely robotic church, and, thanks to your pic, got really hungry.

But mostly I just want to start the “Robots to save your soul” campaign and automate religion.

Welcome to the church, fellow human. Please attend to the baptismal dunking machine. That’s Henry, our resident industrial arm robot. 7487 pitches this week, and he’s never missed. Alexa will take your confession in the next booth. Don’t worry, anonymity is a thing of the past, and your confessed sins will be reflected in your Amazon shopping list. Finally, the two vending machines will provide the body and blood of Christ, both expertly prepared on the spot with both wine and grape juice options available.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

As an Aquarius limp ramen noodle, I can relate to this horoscope. Trick is, I HAVE gotten used to being alone, and enjoy it. Now I’m going to go and weep quietly in the corner.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Dear Santa:

All I want for Christmas is for someone to mod this into FO:NV.

You have about a week or so. Get to coding you fat, jolly, bastard.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Bakula, Baio, Joplin, Walker, Welland, Foley, Stapp, Van Pelt, Hamilton, Glenn, Adams, Ian Rosenfield, Adkins, Steiner, Peterson, Travis, Murray, Aukerman… And so many more.

All the Scotts.

Not to be confused with the Scots, which are people from Scotland.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

–Check the bottom of my own toaster.

Thank you for improving my life a little, fellow dumbass.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

My mother was a professional hot air balloon pilot, and I was her ground crew chief. We had a bunch of regular crew members, and I was shocked by one guy who confessed that he had fallen in love with our hot air balloon. He asked permission to spend a day in our garage, and explicitly told us he wanted to unpack the envelope (the balloon part) and fuck it. He also said he had been having dreams of fucking the suede and padding that lined the top of the rattan gondola.

He was never called to crew again.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Well, it was a fun childhood. Plenty of other stories.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Ahh, yes. The refined taste of feet, but in a good way, somehow.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

I usually can’t stand beer, and yet moving to Wisconsin introduced me to beer Cheddar cauliflower soup.

Seek it out this winter, it’s delicious and warms better than a good whiskey.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Been on a warm brie with apples and prosciutto kick lately.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

I thought the same, but you can replace the cauliflower with broccoli if cauli isn’t your thing. The heavy gets too heavy. Give the beer cheese soup a shot on its own first (if you want, leave out the veggies and sop it with sourdough–super delicious).

It’s one of those things that many people had to approach me with first, each with the rather suspicious “just trust me…”

But, my friend, give it a shot I did, and all I can say is, uhh, just trust me.

One thing I’ve noticed, after making a few batches, is that you should use a medium to sharp cheddar. The mild stuff gets lost in the flavor mix.

And the sourdough sop, can’t reccomend that enough.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Well, I am not sure…

No way to toast a bowl effectively in an oven that I can figure out. Not without destroying the integrity of the bowl.

Then you introduce melted cheese, and depending on the cheese, it might disintegrate right into the soup…

Plus, remember that toasted and dried bread absorbs a lot more moisture than fresh, so by toasting the bread you’re running the risk of it soaking up the soup. You would end up with a spongy mass tasting of tomato soup, which would just leak out all over your plate and be rather unappetizing.

Best to stick to the traditional sammich, I think. It’s a classic for a reason.

You might be able to mix some cheeses and serve a tomato soup with a topping similar to French Onion soups… Then toast up some breadsticks, and serve the soup in a crock. That way, you have the fun of dipping the breadsticks into the cheese/soup for a little added fun. Might be a good way to use stale breadsticks, especially if you cut some texture into the crust and really let the interior soak up the cheese and soup.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

“Cold snap” he says, staring at you Wisconsinly.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Micropterus salmoides

Go on, Google it.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Are they dismantling it, or just letting it fall apart?

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Thank you!

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

I am curious if the platform is going to take action. I certainly don’t support SSSniperwolf or her channel, nor do I find Jacksfilms all that entertaining, but no one deserves to have their info squirted out to 50 million people. A certain small percentage of which will be simps for SW, and a percentage of those willing to take “revenge” on Jack to try and impress her.

Parasocial relationships are a bitch.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

I’ll give you two, one living, one passed.

Randy Feltface is great with crowd work.

Mitch Hedberg was a genius with delivery, and even though I’ve seen most of his recorded work multiple times, I still laugh out loud.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Loved Ferguson. His books are worth a read, too.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Sees Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: “I see you are a cat owner of scholarship and refinement.”

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Because no one would treasure a truly eternal life.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Got three of those monster sized books–

One each movies, music, and software. Plus two shelves of blurays and a further three old spindles of software.

You can pry my physical media out of my cold, dead, hand.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

I’ve been quite happy with antennapod. Discovery is kind of a pain in the ass, but it’s open source, and management and playback have been solid.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

60 miles away from the broadcast center, but luckily in a very flat area. I still have an old-school antenna set up on a tower and rotor, and can pull in between 25-30 stations if you include the digital substations.

I got this set up from Radio Shack in the early 80s. Cable made me regret it for a long time, but let’s hear it for laziness allowing me to get good use out of it since I clipped all but internet service.

Bonus: you can split out the signal and hook the antenna up to home stereos, and get TONS of FM stations that even my car won’t pick up.

Old stuff gets useful again! Yay!

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

They were all over the Kentuckiana area, and really good. I don’t think you’re allowed to open a small gas station unless you have a jar or two on the counter.

I think their quite tasty too.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

I admire your positive thinking, but it may also provide plausible deniability for legitimate CSAM, by your own logic. Either way, I see this being used to bully, blackmail, or worse. It’s not that we are going to stop AI development, nor that we should. Perhaps as it improves (remember, right now it’s the worst it will ever be), we can teach AI to recognize when it may be used for purposes like creating realistic CSAM or other such material, and have it log or report such uses.

I honestly don’t know the solution, but I don’t see the world ever getting “ho-hum, it’s all fake anyway” about minor involved pornography.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

First time I’ve seen your username and I laughed for a solid three minutes. I was on the edge of a breakdown, and it was exactly what I needed to distract my brain and keep me from going over the edge. Thank you so much.

Excellent photo, too. Well done!

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Looks delicious, and like a great meal for morning energy.

What’s the drink?

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Indiana and Wisconsin USA here. Approaching 50, and learned back in high school, as well as driving old tractors. My first car, a classic even when I got it, was a 63 Chevy Bel Aire manual. Drove manuals all through college and didn’t buy an automatic until 2013, when the type of vehicle I needed didn’t come in a manual.

I really miss driving stick, especially in snowy Wisconsin winters.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

At random times whenever you are traveling in any vehicle, you simultaneously feel a sneeze coming on, and yet have to pee a little bit too. However, you can neither sneeze nor pee until you are out of the vehicle.

Inconvenient on a bus/train or as a passenger, deadly if you’re driving. Bicycles are right out, I suppose.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

You lose the ability to differentiate between a fart and a poo.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Well, I’ve learned something today. Who knew how dangerous those flavorings could be?

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

I don’t know why I’m laughing, but I’m laughing harder than I have in a long time. Quality posting.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Not if you’re coming from the other direction.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Get to know a taxi driver. Ask locals where to go and what to see. Stop by a visitors bureau or welcome center. Hit up a local colleges student center.

When I traveled a lot, I used to start with the local phone book. Not only did it have business information, but government info, and a section devoted to local arts and museums. These days I (gasp) talk to people at pubs or bars or coffee shops. Obviously, if they are annoyed, I let them be, but you’d be surprised how many people are happy to brag about their community.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Started with the 8" bastards on a dedicated word processor (with a 12" CRT, green phospher glow, and typwriter style printer built right into the top of the unit!) that my dad had for medical filekeeping at his office.

It’s been amazing watching storage tech from those to zip drives, and now, floppies of any kind are dying.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Oregon Trail, on cassette, on a RadioShack TRS-80 in the school library.

Gaming heaven.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

And if you’re in a school zone, or hanging out in front of a Boys’ and Girls’ Club, or Chuck E Cheese, there are (depending on state and local municipality, please check your local listings) other expectations of dress and decency. You may have to register, even if you didn’t directly commit a sexual crime.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Reminds me of the old Whitney Wisconsin case from a few years ago. She even made a video defending her choice to fuck her dog, and encouraged others to try it.

Damned if I can find that old vid, and honestly I’m not putting in the effort.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Fistula maybe? They are more common in cows, but not unheard of in pigs.

Either way… Well, if you can’t bring yourself to eat the meat…

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breathless_RACEHORSE ,

[singing] Welcome back to Timber–borners!..

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Reddit migrant here. I actually much prefer the conversations here. Comment threads are still small enough to be manageable, people seem more patient and helpful, and overall, it’s less toxic.

As for the Sync drama, I’m perfectly happy with Connect, but I’m looking forward to Boost, which was my Reddit app of choice.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Something must be wrong, the cat has gone low res again…

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Yep, problem’s with the ball joint. It doesn’t jingle when it rolls.

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

This is fucked up, but those that make Wisconsin labor laws might be thinking Russia is just forward thinking.

(Wisconsin is working to legalize middle school and high school kids working from 4 pm until midnight during school, allow kids as young as 12 to work dangerous factory and slaughterhouse jobs, and let kids as young as 14 tend bar)

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

X-crete? X-pell? X-ume? X-it?

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