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breathless_RACEHORSE , to foodporn in Al Pastor Breakfast Tacos

Beautifully done.

My dumb ass initially missed the lowercase L, and read your headline as A.I. Pastor. Then I contemplated a completely robotic church, and, thanks to your pic, got really hungry.

But mostly I just want to start the “Robots to save your soul” campaign and automate religion.

Welcome to the church, fellow human. Please attend to the baptismal dunking machine. That’s Henry, our resident industrial arm robot. 7487 pitches this week, and he’s never missed. Alexa will take your confession in the next booth. Don’t worry, anonymity is a thing of the past, and your confessed sins will be reflected in your Amazon shopping list. Finally, the two vending machines will provide the body and blood of Christ, both expertly prepared on the spot with both wine and grape juice options available.

breathless_RACEHORSE , to lemmyshitpost in Here's your horoscope.

As an Aquarius limp ramen noodle, I can relate to this horoscope. Trick is, I HAVE gotten used to being alone, and enjoy it. Now I’m going to go and weep quietly in the corner.

breathless_RACEHORSE , to lemmyshitpost in Fallout: Neutron

Dear Santa:

All I want for Christmas is for someone to mod this into FO:NV.

You have about a week or so. Get to coding you fat, jolly, bastard.

breathless_RACEHORSE , to lemmyshitpost in The trapped souls of all damned Scots are here (that's all scots).

Bakula, Baio, Joplin, Walker, Welland, Foley, Stapp, Van Pelt, Hamilton, Glenn, Adams, Ian Rosenfield, Adkins, Steiner, Peterson, Travis, Murray, Aukerman… And so many more.

All the Scotts.

Not to be confused with the Scots, which are people from Scotland.

breathless_RACEHORSE , to memes in Damn you short cables....

–Check the bottom of my own toaster.

Thank you for improving my life a little, fellow dumbass.

breathless_RACEHORSE , to mildlyinfuriating in Every year without fail. Beautiful, perfect weather then suddenly on Halloween…miserable cold snap (Degrees in F)

“Cold snap” he says, staring at you Wisconsinly.

breathless_RACEHORSE , to memes in What is this? Wrong answers only.

Micropterus salmoides

Go on, Google it.

breathless_RACEHORSE , to interestingasfuck in Hangar One in Mt View, California [OC]

Thank you!

breathless_RACEHORSE , to lemmyshitpost in a tale as old as time

I am curious if the platform is going to take action. I certainly don’t support SSSniperwolf or her channel, nor do I find Jacksfilms all that entertaining, but no one deserves to have their info squirted out to 50 million people. A certain small percentage of which will be simps for SW, and a percentage of those willing to take “revenge” on Jack to try and impress her.

Parasocial relationships are a bitch.

breathless_RACEHORSE , to interestingasfuck in Hangar One in Mt View, California [OC]

Are they dismantling it, or just letting it fall apart?

breathless_RACEHORSE , to asklemmy in Whose a good comedian that never fails to make you laugh?

Loved Ferguson. His books are worth a read, too.

breathless_RACEHORSE , to asklemmy in Whose a good comedian that never fails to make you laugh?

I’ll give you two, one living, one passed.

Randy Feltface is great with crowd work.

Mitch Hedberg was a genius with delivery, and even though I’ve seen most of his recorded work multiple times, I still laugh out loud.

breathless_RACEHORSE , to cat in Yumyumyumyum

Sees Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: “I see you are a cat owner of scholarship and refinement.”

breathless_RACEHORSE , to asklemmy in Why do people have to die?

Because no one would treasure a truly eternal life.

breathless_RACEHORSE , to memes in Music too

Got three of those monster sized books–

One each movies, music, and software. Plus two shelves of blurays and a further three old spindles of software.

You can pry my physical media out of my cold, dead, hand.

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