I got a dig bick.

AnonWyo , 7 months ago

“Hey baby…you got a date to the family reunion yet?”

DigitalPaperTrail , 7 months ago

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balderdash9 OP , 7 months ago

risky click of the day

hungryphrog , 7 months ago

One of my rather weird fears is that someday (when I will finally stop being single), I will sext with my partner and then accidentally send a nude to the wrong number.

Johanno , 7 months ago

Just send him nudes when you’re single

MonkeMischief , 7 months ago

I’m so happy seeing this Tom meme format again lmao

0x4E4F , 7 months ago

Mine would be laughing their asses off… add shit like “you should’ve put some cream on it and a cherry 🤣🤣🤣”.

BruceTwarzen , 7 months ago

Are you from alabama? Most people find it weird when you hit on family members.

0x4E4F , 7 months ago

It’s not hitting of it was in the family chat 😂… well, at least my family doesn’t think like that 😂. It’s obvious it was a mistake and intended for someone else, why would I send a dick pic in the family chat 😉.

And no, not from Alabama… my family (and myself) are just… weird I guess 😂… funny, but weird.

Vornikov , 7 months ago

You used to be able to do this and everybody would laugh, and women would suck your dick, but after 9/11 everybody got all sensitive.

ProcurementCat , 7 months ago

I’m really unsure if this is a satiric take on right wing commenters or if it actually is one of those.

Viking_Hippie , 7 months ago

Mentioning 9/11 is a dead giveaway that it’s satirical IMO 😁

Kusimulkku , 7 months ago

How much more hyperbolic do they need to make it

madcaesar , 7 months ago

It’s a joke. I’m pretty sure it’s from a show/stand-up but I’m not sure which one.

dream_weasel , 7 months ago

Roll tide.

pastermil , 7 months ago

Typical Alabama

SeeMinusMinus , 7 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/136aaaa1-c818-4897-afed-2b46e93dd9cf.webm