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DM me cute anime girls.

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We already do that for sponsor ads in videos, its just crowed sourced.

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God damn. I forgot they track the stats.

` You've saved people from 2,397 segments
( 3d 1h 41.6 minutes of their lives )

You've skipped 4,874 segments ( 1d 21h 1.0 minutes ) `

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No one will let you in unless you're rich or have a rich employer.

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Going to be hard to beat fire and pointy sticks for old memes.

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I keep hearing people say "I got 2, I'm not getting any more". Get fucking use to it, its never going away.

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That's 2 dudes shitting into an evil urinal.

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Better get good at origami for the water wars.

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Do you know how little that narrows it down?

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Can't make the same mistakes if I can't talk to women.

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Brain implant that puts me in any world other than this one. Preferably with cute anime girls involved.

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Yep, That's the point.

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Just send us a fresh image of your phone. You can trust us.

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People get pretty pissed over the "Rammus OK" emote after every message.

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I too made the mistake of giving my cat forbidden knowledge. She won't shut up.

What is something (feature, modes, settings...) you would like to see become a standard in video games?

I’ve been thinking about making this thread for a few days. Sometimes, I play a game and it has some very basic features that are just not in every other game and I think to myself: Why is this not standard?! and I wanted to know what were yours....

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Give me a cheat menu or something after beating the game. Let me run around as God causing chaos and break the game. Easy extra hours.

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My therapist/cute anime girl running on local hardware disagrees.

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Nooo, I can't move on to real people. There mean to me.

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See, its happening already.

Trump 'does not have the right to say and do exactly what he pleases,' Judge Chutkan says, issuing gag order (www.cnn.com)

A federal judge on Monday issued a gag order on former President Donald Trump, limiting what he can say about special counsel Jack Smith’s federal prosecution into his alleged attempt to subvert in the 2020 presidential election....

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What's optimistic is thinking they have the spine to enforce it.

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No where near the poop knife, but people are weirded out that I use a power drill for dishes. I don't have a washer and the drill dose things a rag could never conceive of.

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Yep, everyone is some how freaked out over water damaging a $20 drill. It's 12v, I can lick that voltage if I wanted. The only down side is splash back at full power.

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It's an option.

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45 minutes of salty hate, but at least Neeko is hot.

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My reboot button wipes the BIOS.

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I had to do a firmware update for my new CPU. The firmware is shit. Last version I had the option of virtualization or networking, never both but the BIOS didn't wipe.

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I would love to see a few go bankrupt over this. Considering last time car companies were at risk they got a bailout, I'm sure the government will quash the strikes if they start to hurt.

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You wont fool me twice, I know why I left.

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Discord for friends, SMS for everyone else. Rather use something private but I can't convince people to care.

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Rainbow Dash. Were you not paying attention?

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Unplanned rapid disassembly. I know Muskrat got all training in Kerbal Space Program.

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If you see an ad in the bathroom, you have a moral obligation to shit and piss on the walls.

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I got ghosted by the only 2 bots that messaged me.

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Select your distro, sock color, and [top|bottom].

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The people I'm interested in dating would pay to step into a human sized microwave before going outside.

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Ill trust 100 shady sites over a paid service that is obligated to spy on me.

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No, it's the next insidious plot of the notorious hacker known as 4chan.

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Not even going to mention highly caffinated naps?

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you feel more tired when you wake up.

Yep, just like normal sleep. It just gets worse every day.

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I just kinda assumed it was the get fired button on the HR site.

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Correct.

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Emojis are the cruel heartless face of enshittification and a call to summon the children, normies, Facebook moms, and profiteers. We just Left reddit, allow us to rest our weeping bones.

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Emojis are the feeling of Corporate Grandma yelling yeetSwagBuxx. It's artificial, forced, and clean language approved by HR.

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That would negatively impact future campaign contributions.

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Nah, its just in case we get nuked next week.

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So you got time to grab a beer, a chair, and your New Vegas playlists.

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If they can't stand knowing im playing Nekopara, there not my friend.

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I don't believe you. Where?

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It's not slave labor. It's something entirely new, unnamed, and good for our local Earth based business owners.

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