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HootinNHollerin ,
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ya know when you get in your car in the morning and are confronted with the stale fart you ripped on your way home the night before? That’s what arguing with you is like.

Only used it once lol

Trollivier ,

Late to the party but I recently saw one online that is now my favourite.

“You look like you drop regular loot when you’re eliminated”.

Kyoyeou OP ,

A great one mate

CeruleanRuin ,

K

bnjmn ,

Classic!

HeavyMetalSasquatch ,

End w Kind Regards… scathing

TheControlled ,

“gg git gud” but I only when I lose the match.

init ,
@init@lemmy.ml avatar

If it’s a conservative or religious person trying to justify something:

“That’s really interesting, why do you think –insert first brief summary of their topic sentence– ?”

Continue this until they realize they’ve either painted themselves into a corner or they realize I’m trolling them several monologues/pages later. It’s the uno reverso card when they try wasting my time.

Soleos ,

That’s not an insult, it’s a specific form of trolling/harassment called sealioning.

graymess ,

That’s really interesting. Why do they call it sealioning?

rbesfe ,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealioning

Some comic from 2014

init ,
@init@lemmy.ml avatar

TIL

thelsim ,
@thelsim@sh.itjust.works avatar

“You can do whatever you want”

Kusimulkku ,

Don’t see a reason to reply anything

emptiestplace ,

Don’t see a reason to reply anything

lemann ,

Don’t see a reason to reply anything

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

A lot of the people I encounter are hypochondriacs, and someone asked me if it was me being caring or me being passive-aggressive that I can be found telling them all the things they didn’t know they might have. I paused for a moment and replied “…maybe.”

Immersive_Matthew ,

Is AI asking this? Ahahaha

Kyoyeou OP ,

No?

bradorsomething ,

I usually ask worthless people to check out reddit. Does that count?

ryathal ,

For NFT specifically I’d link the olive garden NFT project and encourage people to mint those unlimited bread sticks.

TheOakTree ,

“Pretty sure that’s a bot everybody, careful what links you click”

lvxferre ,
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

None. I hate pass-aggro; I’d rather be dry (bald-on record) or upfront (plain aggro).

What I’d do in this case depends mostly on

  1. if I trust some person in power to handle this shit in a smart way. Either one in charge of the group or the school.
  2. how insistent the NFT scammer is.
  3. how much I care about other people in the group that might fall for the NFT scam.

For #2 and #3, on best hypothesis (no insistence + I don’t care about others) I’d simply answer “not interested”. However, get me motivated enough and I’ll be rather colourful with language usage, to the best that the platform allows me. Such as:

As I already bloody said over and over and over and over, I do not want your NFT bullshit. “No” means “no” for anyone with basic reading comprehension, unlike you. Your NFTs have zero intrinsic value. You might be able to convince some goddamn morons to join your pyramid scheme, but I’m not doing it. Is this clear??? Stop insisting and fuck off.

Further links for anyone interested: [link associating NFT bullshit to pyramid schemes], [Wikipedia link explaining pyramid schemes] I heavily recommend you guys to read this before buying anything from this guy.

Followed by blocking the moron for the sake of my own sanity.

31415926535 ,

I can’t tell you how much I care what you think. Thanks very much for sharing!

If everyone was as perfect as you, the world would be a very boring place.

Wow. Thousands of years, billions of humans. And I got lucky to find the one human who is the pinnacle of evolution, who possesses all knowledge, has unlocked the secrets of the universe. How did you achieve this? Please, tell me your secret.

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