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grrgyle ,

They know it

chaotic_altruist ,

I’d imagine the leader is 2-3 times the consumption of the runner up, but there’s no way to tell.

lauha ,

Fact: someone has eaten the most mayonnaise in the world

Cannot be stated as fact: they don’t know it

DevilOfDoom ,

At least they can never be 100% sure that they are.

Because even if you think you are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world, there could always be someone that ate more who doesn’t know.

Thus noone can ever truly know if they are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world.

lauha ,

I totally agree, but we also cannot be 100% sure that they don’t know.

Leah96xxx ,

Issss Boris!

xx3rawr ,

You forgot to put The Bay Leaf™

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I know it

Sorgan71 ,

I know it because its me. I love straight mayo and eat it frequently.

Jackcooper ,

When you say straight mayo do you mean…

myxi ,
@myxi@feddit.nl avatar

semen

HootinNHollerin , (edited )

I nominate my ex. So many times I’d take a bite then spit it out and be like ‘you didn’t!’

Yes, she did

Last one was mayo on a fucking McGriddle. I’m still traumatized

cmrn ,

I for one am quite confident it’s not me.

Nikls94 ,

Well thank you kind sir. This is something I did certainly not want to know. Anyway - pass me the off white jam

Bishma ,
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This is true for all foods, except coriander. Maria knows how much she eats and she’s fine with it.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c83cc8f4-248a-4398-bd27-0f03d90a3d9d.gif

TwistedTurtle ,

That’s a high quality gif

hglman ,

Mayo demands no less

EfreetSK ,
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not sad. I’m jealous

arin ,

Yes, mayo is delicious

theangryseal ,

Nah it’s my wife. She knows.

CluelessDude ,

I am afraid to admit that I can finish a sizeable jar of mayo in 2-3 days less sometimes, but I don’t do it every week I promise… Please stop calling me out. It’s just comfort food I swear

Churbleyimyam ,

Monster!

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Wow!

Mediocre_Bard ,

Yes I do.

rugburn ,

“Mayonnaise” 😉

Garbanzo ,

youtube.com/…/Ugkx8NtRZQt43DBrVgwOwCrJa_3ci2J3Nsv…

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