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MagicPterodactyl ,

I assume this is a self own because Waluigi isn’t in smash

MagicPterodactyl ,

I’ve only seen them in elementary school classes where students tend to stay in the same class most of the day. But in middle and highschools there is usually a more traditional multi stall bathroom shared with multiple classrooms.

MagicPterodactyl ,

It’s crazy to me that some men haven’t shoved things in their ass. Like half of male sexual pleasure is up your butt.

MagicPterodactyl ,

Anything worth trying is worth trying 47 times

MagicPterodactyl ,

If this means I’m going to have to deal with Verizon support I think I’d rather just have no Internet.

MagicPterodactyl ,

Same. The volume of porn on reddit is staggering. On Lemmy most of the porn comes from repost bots with 0 quality filter or God awful AI bullshit.

MagicPterodactyl ,

Both uses are a bit yucky tbh

MagicPterodactyl ,

If you were taught retirement age was 55 when you were 13 you must already be retired or thought you were very close to retirement. It hasn’t been 55 since the early 80s.

MagicPterodactyl ,

Ok but why is he kinda hot?

MagicPterodactyl ,

Just because something isn’t the biggest problem doesn’t mean it’s not a problem worth talking about.

MagicPterodactyl ,

For liquid fertilizer, but seems silly when you can get the same results but just throwing the compost in the water and stirring it around, letting the solids sink to the bottom.

MagicPterodactyl ,

Least self righteous Linux user

MagicPterodactyl ,

That’s what a mouse Jiggler is.

MagicPterodactyl ,

Lmfao

MagicPterodactyl ,

Fishboy!

MagicPterodactyl ,

I downvoted the comment above because in the original comment they already mentioned that they are no longer subscribed to Spotify, which makes the “stop being a customer” comment exceedingly stupid and pointless.

MagicPterodactyl ,

All good, happens to everyone now and then. And I agree that some people on Lemmy are a little downvote happy.

MagicPterodactyl ,

“rich person does rich person shit”

MagicPterodactyl ,

Hey not everyone from ml is a dipshit. Some of us just stumbled into ml because it was a stable and popular instance when we joined.

Hexbear on the other hand? I don’t think you would just accidentally join that place, at least not without getting banned the first time you say something against their pro fascist hive mind.

MagicPterodactyl ,

It’s not obvious when you are encouraging people to vote for trump like a huge moron.

MagicPterodactyl ,

I think there are 5? USA, USSR, China, India, and Israel. Am I missing any?

MagicPterodactyl ,

Lemmy is thoroughly infested with AI dog shit.

MagicPterodactyl ,

For real, grow up and show us your cock already 😡

MagicPterodactyl ,

They should, but they most definitely do not.

MagicPterodactyl ,

This level of entitlement is hilarious. Please go fuck yourself.

MagicPterodactyl ,

Fuck em

Surveilling Alone: In the U.S., home security cameras are booming in an era of rising crime and declining trust. But they’re driving neighbors further apart. (www.thenewatlantis.com)

Today, a different form of efficient design is eliminating “eyes on the street” — by replacing them with technological ones. The proliferation of neighborhood surveillance technologies such as Ring cameras and digital neighborhood-watch platforms and apps such as Nextdoor and Citizen have freed us from the constraints of...

MagicPterodactyl ,

The few times I’ve gone on nextdoor it’s just a bunch of people asking for plumbers, contractor, ECT. It seems like the most mundane social media possible. But I’m in more of an urban area, maybe it’s worse in the suburbs.

MagicPterodactyl ,

Very true. I remember seeing a few in the 90s in just normal ass stores, now not even gay bars have glory holes. We used to have culture.

MagicPterodactyl ,

You want to help me find out how much my ass can store? 🥺

MagicPterodactyl ,

Every damn day I’m not buying a single Tesla, it’s hard but I think I can keep it up.

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Hell yeah

MagicPterodactyl ,

Found Tim Cooks alt

MagicPterodactyl ,

Could be, although there are certainly no shortage of people willing to shill for massive companies.

MagicPterodactyl ,

Can’t wait to tell Republicans how many millions of babies I’ve eaten

MagicPterodactyl ,

I think it’s not the same people. People who complain about console exclusives generally aren’t the same people who buy into console war bullshit.

In-N-Out to close first location in its 75-year history due to a wave of car break-ins and robberies (apnews.com)

In-N-Out Burger says it will close its first location in its 75-year history due to a wave of car break-ins, property damage, theft and robberies affecting customers and employees alike at its only restaurant in Oakland, California....

MagicPterodactyl ,

Sounds like they should be building shelters not trying to repeal a law that is designed to help people.

MagicPterodactyl ,

I kinda like how gross it is. More things should strive to look gross.

MagicPterodactyl ,

The most shocking part of this is Florida not being last.

MagicPterodactyl , (edited )

“Then why did the democrats not impeach him based on the Mueller Report?”

They did. Where have you been.

Tesla Cybertruck gets less than 80% of advertised range in YouTuber’s test (nypost.com)

Tesla Cybertruck gets less than 80% of advertised range in YouTuber’s test::A YouTuber took Tesla’s Cybertruck on a ride to see if it can actually hit its advertised 320-mile range, only to find out that its could only reach 79% of the target. When YouTuber Kyle Conn…

MagicPterodactyl ,

Elon’s cock doesn’t taste as good as you think it does. Please try a different cock. There are many out there.

MagicPterodactyl ,

By that logic isn’t beard hair also pubic hair?

MagicPterodactyl ,

“West Anderson” LMAO

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Plus he had racist pile of shit Johntron on his show fairly recently.

MagicPterodactyl ,

I’d eat her

MagicPterodactyl ,

Thats interesting. My lastfm and Spotify wrapped are basically identical. Every top song and artist are in the same order.

MagicPterodactyl ,

I think it’s fun when it’s close family and friends, and very annoying when it’s someone I see every third year at the out of state family reunion. I only met you 4 times aunt Jeannette, I’m not gonna spend 40 minutes trying to help set up your phone’s finger print scanner with your wrinkly ass digits.

MagicPterodactyl ,

I have a bunch of bitter melon growing in my yard as a weed. I didn’t even know people ate it

MagicPterodactyl ,

Very interesting. It seems the bitter melon that grows wild here in the south east USA is an invasive variety. It seems that it is also technically edible but generally considered a bit shit compared to the larger fruit you all get.

At least the birds seem to like it. I’ll have to try the real thing some day.

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