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sleepybisexual ,

Villager (fem)

Samus, also been playing shulk recently

DoucheBagMcSwag ,

Mario in Mario Kart

Roy in Melee

Thoughts…?

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Yoshi in Mario kart and sheik in smash. What am I like?

Jrockwar ,

HAHAHAHA King Boo and Kirby. In that order. Annoyingly it works well.

theangriestbird OP ,

Observers may THINK that you wear the pants in this relationship. But in reality, you are baby.

HipsterTenZero ,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

Waluigi and Samus.

What this says about me is that I’m a lanky crook who underneath the rough veneer is a clumsy weirdo with a hyperfixation on birds??? I guess that’s actually pretty accurate, though the slang is pretty archaic there.

Thavron ,
@Thavron@lemmy.ca avatar

Metal Mario and Captain Falcon. What does that mean?

theangriestbird OP ,

hard on the streets, fast in the sheets.

nudnyekscentryk ,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Hmm. My mariokart is Peach on the purple motorcycle and I don’t play Smash

caseyweederman ,

Ace rep, nice

BakerBagel ,

Baby Peach and Peach.

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

But I've never played smash. What does that mean? Oh! Oh.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

ironically that raises your chances of getting to smash astronomically

s12 ,

Villager for Smash,
Mario/Rosilina for Mario kart.

pepperjacques ,

Shy Guy

Ganondorf

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

https://art.ngfiles.com/images/3154000/3154473_vforvalhalla_handsome-ganondorf.png?f1681513900

MelodiousFunk ,

Muy suavamente

Tropper ,

Rosalina for Kart and Isabel for smash. I wonder what that would make me?

theangriestbird OP ,

you always like to be in control

iagomago ,
@iagomago@feddit.it avatar

Luigi / Duck Hunt. What the hell does that mean?

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

https://i.insider.com/53fb613aecad04372cd26fa8

jaxiiruff ,

Damn im the same, Id say it means we anxious but we got that dog in us for better or worse

theangriestbird OP ,

there’s a reason the announcer does that very pronounced pause between “Duck” and “Hunt”

storksforlegs ,
@storksforlegs@beehaw.org avatar

Lol

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I don’t play Kart or Smash because I don’t own Nintendo consoles anymore and haven’t in a hot decade.

I guess that just makes me old ha. An old fogey not in the streets or in the sheets.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Asexual hermit

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article21337351.ece/ALTERNATES/n310p/0_Monty-Pythons-Life-Of-Brian-1979.jpg

MelodiousFunk ,

Kart: Mii w/MegaMan suit

Smash: I don’t play

😒

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Welp, you don’t get a choice, you’re asexual now whether you like it or not. Meme says it, so it’s true.

SweetCitrusBuzz ,
@SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org avatar

That’s not what asexual means.

SnotFlickerman , (edited )
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Not being interested in sex is different than not being interested in a game? That’s how I read it, anyway. Apologies if it came off otherwise.

SweetCitrusBuzz , (edited )
@SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org avatar

Asexuality is about not experiencing sexual attraction, not about being interested in sex or not.

Some asexuals are also not interested in sex: Sex Repulsed

Some don’t care: Sex indifferent

Some want it: Sex favourable

Of course, then there is the spectrum including Grey Aces: Sometimes feel sexual attraction under certain circumstances, and Demisexuals who are only sexually attracted when they have a strong emotional connection to someone.

There are other labels under the asexual-spectrum but those are the most well known.

SnotFlickerman , (edited )
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Forgive me, but to me not experiencing sexual attraction reads the same as “not being interested” because you don’t experience sexual attraction. (Why would you be interested in something you have no attraction to?) Cheers.

SweetCitrusBuzz ,
@SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org avatar

No, I corrected my post with more detail, hope you can see the edit.

Anyway, no people can be interested in sex for other reasons like enjoying the physical sensations etc, just because someone isn’t sexually attracted to someone doesn’t mean they aren’t interested in the act itself.

MelodiousFunk ,

I appreciate all of the discourse. But I would like to clarify that the OP clearly states that one’s Smash main is how they are in the sheets. As someone who does not play Smash, that means I do not exist in the sheets. Whatever the proper terminology is, fair is fair, and I accept my fate.

…

…just as long as everyone knows that IRL I have lots and lots of sex sometimes. With actual people. Sometimes more than one. This is all very true and I totally would not lie on the internet.

SweetCitrusBuzz ,
@SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org avatar

Okidoke, hope you are getting what you want and need out of life fully consensually and everyone else are getting their needs and wants met too.

As for me, I’ll keep not existing in both the streets and the sheets.

SweetCitrusBuzz , (edited )
@SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org avatar

To answer the question in the brackets, it’s not about being attracted to sex itself or not, it’s about not being attracted to someone sexually (as in not finding a person sexually attractive). But sex can still be interesting and/or enjoyable to someone for various reasons besides being attracted to someone.

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