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Jackcooper ,

There needs to be a series of these

linja ,

They really need to patch this. It’s wreaked unbridled havoc on the meta.

Shardikprime ,

Outside 2 when

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

I will control the army and make you pay me a portion of it every month.

Also maybe some gold statues of myself.

Keep up the good work you hacker!

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

You and what army? Those brigands over there? I’m already paying them for protecting the farm. Leave or I’ll have them turn you into mush!

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

You pay them but I’ve married my daughter to their leader. We will split the process after we’ve arrested you for treason.

Pretty good idea that law thing. I might pay someone to carve it into a stone dinner day.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I paid his cronies double their rations to murder the wench. I also focused the whole community on building a dungeon to keep you in. If you ever return we shall put you there for life.

Shardikprime ,

12k years ago lmao

JoShmoe ,

Sorry guys but its not actually infinite. The shitpost is wrong.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Shitposts seem infinite. If not in quantity, at least infinitely alluring.

niktemadur ,

With this one trick.
Hunter gatherers hate it.
Number 3 will SHOCK you!

Shardikprime ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6201b2ec-8079-4d13-bbd2-924f9626772a.jpeg

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

More anti-agriculture propaganda from an obvious banana.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Big Tractor will not get me, and I will never be in close proximity to any banana. 🚫🍌

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Why are you afraid of big tractor if you’re not a banana? I’m bird-dogging you, banana, I’m gonna expose you.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not making any claims on my bananayness. I’m just not going to be around any exterior bananas, whether I am one or not. No banana. Obviously not.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Why are you being so specific in your denials?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Always have been. Why are you so insistent in your questioning of my banana free reputation?

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

“Always have been” specific in your denials… like the specific insistence that you’re not a banana. I’m starting to wonder if you’re some other kind of berry. It would fit the evidence just as well.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not saying anything about whether or not I happen to be a banana. Just that I won’t be around them.

Viking_Hippie ,

Why are you afraid of big tractor if you’re not a banana?

Seems either you or I have very inaccurate notions about how bananas are cultivated and harvested 🤔

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

We can’t blame the paupers for their unawareness of such methods. We can only blame ourselves.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

…dreamstime.com/…/bananas-transported-tractor-239…

Any more wild aspersions you want to cast on my character?

Are you with the bananas? What kind of agricultural produce are you?

WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS HERE

Edit: maybe you can EXPLAIN THIS YOU FRUITERRORIST

Wes4Humanity ,

Because they’ll be extinct soon? :-(

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Because I abhor them

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

https://i.imgur.com/zuwS5kB.png

lowleveldata ,

I have seen this post 3 times already on Lemmy

…INFINITE KARMA GLITCH!?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Lemmy doesn’t have karma, no glitches possible

Coasting0942 ,

Why waste time being warm blooded creatures? Heat up planet and let air keep you warm 😎

PahassaPaikassa ,

youtu.be/_pDTiFkXgEE

Fucking eggs come out of their arses!

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Fookin money!

Shardikprime ,

IT’S MADE OF FUCKING CHICHEN!

PahassaPaikassa ,

You cannot lose!

Shardikprime ,

Who’s the jammy bastard now?!

gibmiser ,

You can dupe food? This changes everything…

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Earth is entirely balanced with no known exploits

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

Oh yes! But ladies and gentlemen, food is boring. We, of course, will create a bright future for society with never-ending Yorkshire Tea!

drew_belloc ,
@drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

Thanks Todd for creating such a perfect world for us to exploit

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