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Artyom ,

It’s probably true that it’s in the very deep ocean because that can is an old design and isn’t rusting, which means it’s an oxygen-poor environment.

Artyom ,

C wears the pants of the family.

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I’ve tried shopping on prime day a couple of times over the years. Everything I got was exclusively the worst junk I have ever owned. Broke easily, terrible mattery life, cheaply made, etc.

Artyom ,

You mean YYYY-MM-DD right? Right?!?

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All TVs are dumb TVs if they have no internet access

Artyom ,

What’s the footage from?

Artyom ,

Around when I first heard of Star Citizen, I remember writing a paper on the Mt. Gox data breach and the bitcoin crash. A bitcoin was around $250.

Artyom ,

So they can’t spare $80, but they decided to have a kid? Do they have any clue how much a kid will cost them?

Artyom ,

I only partake in craft, independently brewed bad decisions thank you very much.

Artyom ,

Ah yes, they must be playing that other historically accurate plane combat game whose name I totally forgot because it actually doesn’t exist and War Thunder is the only option.

Artyom ,

The problem is that 20% failure rate has no validation and you are 100% liable for the failures of an AI you’re using as a customer support agent, which can end up costing you a ton and killing your reputation. The unfixable problem is that an AI solution takes a ton of effort to validate, way more than just double checking a human answer.

Artyom ,

Pretty sure that on average, I write more lines of Python per day than are in this repo at the moment, and I’m not constantly under threat of a cease and decist from arriving at my doorstep.

Artyom ,

Honestly, fair, even if his name wasn’t fortran.

Artyom ,

Alright guys, I think it might be time to close up this community, it won’t be getting better than this.

Artyom ,

Instead of actually explaining it, here’s how I like to remember it: If you are measuring something that produces a perfect sine wave, and you can’t take measurements faster than 30 Hz, then you can’t definitively prove that the sine wave repeats faster than that. No matter how many data points you collect, the actual frequency could always be double what your measurements suggest.

Artyom ,

It’s so bad it’s almost artistic

Artyom ,

I have a coworker who thinks I’m this guy cuz it’s apparently absurd for us to add the 5 most popular dependencies on the planet to our environment and I’m sentencing us to the doom of dependency hell.

Artyom ,

Seatbelts are simple. Aside from the big brother distopian nightmare this proposal enables, I’m not convinced such a thing it technically possible.

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Or the police officers who rushed on scene to find a bag of groceries in the back seat…after smashing a window…

Artyom ,

In most Batman lore, I’d expect Wayne Enterprises to be #1 out of those 100.

Artyom ,

This meme but unironically

Artyom ,

“Right around Black Flag, we decided to basically stop all story development in the franchise. In an unexpected turn of events, all the new games have zero story development and people all prefer the old ones now.”

Artyom ,

I still have no idea what actually happened in that. I was convinced he was acting the whole thing out at Putin’s request, but then he was killed a week later. IMO, that was the weirdest news story ever.

Artyom ,

We’ve figured out optimal packing methods for any number of squares inside a big square. When a number is below and near a square number like 15, you just leave an empty box, but when it’s far from the next square number, you’ll be able to pack them more efficiently than just leaving empty squares around. Turns out this kind of stuff is hilariously hard to prove that it’s the most efficient method.

Artyom ,

Before I read the headline, I was like “Hey, that’s my hammer, I wonder what this is about!”

Artyom ,

Most unrealistic part is existence of women. If they were real, I would have seen one before.

Artyom ,

Hmb while I go kill someone for not keeping the holy sabbath day and honoring their father and mother cuz god recommended it.

Artyom ,

1337x is known to host some game cracks with malicious bitcoin miners built-in. If you don’t play cracked games, maybe it’s nbd, but it still stands that you shouldn’t trust them.

Artyom ,

Pros:

  • jetpack
  • joyride

Cons:

Artyom ,

And if it’s below $1000, people often represent themselves because everyone knows lawyers are too expensive to justify it.

Artyom ,

You only kill a whistleblower if you’re confident that they would have said something worse in court. It’s almost guaranteed to be front page news.

Oklahoma Supreme Court dismisses lawsuit of last Tulsa Race Massacre survivors seeking reparations (apnews.com)

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — The Oklahoma Supreme Court on Wednesday dismissed a lawsuit of the last two survivors of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, dampening the hope of advocates for racial justice that the government would make amends for one of the worst single acts of violence against Black people in U.S. history....

Artyom ,

Took me a few episodes to realize this wasn’t actually a fictional event. It was just too absurdly racist to actually happen, it just had to be for the story. It was not a fun day when I figured it out and read up on it. In my middle school, the civil rights movement was a whole year of material, how did they just forget to mention this at all?

Artyom ,

You seem to be under the impression that they care about anyone’s safety, rookie mistake. Their job is exclusively to boost consumer confidence in air travel and increase corporate profits.

Artyom ,

I think the problem was that half of the movie was a memorial to the victims of the Charles Manson murders and the other half of the movie was about Brad Pitt and DiCaprio, and the two stories had absolutely zero synergy.

Artyom ,

Reboot Doomguy hasn’t been a space marine for almost a decade now. He’s always been a Titan sent by gods.

Artyom ,

The US govt basically has a perfect credit score. They have almost infinite payment history and almost infinite available credit.

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Not really, but you can get a virus from movie.mkv.exe, which will probably show up in windows as “movie.mkv” but will actually run a program.

That being said, I’ve never actually seen this in the wild and it was mainly talked about in the mp3 era.

Artyom ,

Depending on how the windows network is set up, this may happen every time someone logs in

Artyom ,

Inertial confinement hamster

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I put an Impala cover on my corvette though cuz I live in Detroit.

Artyom ,

Inheritance makes complicated objects that would otherwise be impossible possible, but it only works if you know those objects really well. The problem is people write ridiculously complicated mystery objects in libraries and no one knows what’s going on anymore.

Artyom ,

HMB I’m gonna go replace everything I own with Oracle products to fight the Woke Mind Virus™

Artyom ,

Do somebody say Rock And Stone?

Artyom ,

It’s just revealing that we never actually needed a clippy in the first place. An “assistant” in tech isn’t actually as useful as people assumed it would be.

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It’s actually very possible to miss the message of Bioshock. Andrew Ryan built the perfect city and Atlas ruined it. Andrew Ryan cast him out, but Atlas brought the player character as his final ultimate weapon. You eventually rebel, saving the capitalist Utopia.

I have seen people who abided by this interpretation. Any art with any level of subtlety can be misinterpreted. It’s inherently subjective and depends on the viewer’s personal biases.

Artyom ,

But in a moment of legal discovery, it was found that “GitLab Support Bot” always owns the repository since it creates the merge commit after CI runs.

Artyom ,

I would like to know more.

Artyom ,

“Hey bro, I want to fire an RPG from my bow, is there a good spot on your property?”

“Yeah bro, just fire at this mound of dirt about 10 feet from my house. I’ll be downrange since that’ll have the best view!”

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