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Putin has decided that Russia is going to be a 'safe haven' for people who want to trade liberal Western ways for Russian 'moral values'

  • Putin has signed a decree that Russia will welcome foreigners who want to escape Western liberal ideals.
  • Applicants may include those from countries unaligned with "Russian spiritual and moral values."
  • The application process has been simplified, and visas will be issued as soon as next month.
HikingVet ,

Huh, is the meat grinder not getting enough?

WhatAmLemmy ,

Probably also a massive brain drain to boot.

MrStankov ,

Yeah, I don’t think this will help very much with that particular issue…

AllNewTypeFace ,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

I don’t know. Maybe they need more cryptocurrency experts and sovcit hedge-lawyers to help with getting around sanctions

kent_eh ,

Maybe they need more cryptocurrency experts and sovcit hedge-lawyers

They can have them.

Preferably before November.

nulluser ,

I have bad news for them if they think accepting people running from “Western liberal ideals” is going to help with that somehow.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Probably. “Come to Russia! Is safe place! Is not place with liberals! What? No, we don’t need bodies for military! No conscription of foreigners here!”

Steve ,

Fast and easy to get citizenship!

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Plus a little state sponsored travel, for a treat!

Steve ,

See the world* for free!

*Ukraine

9488fcea02a9 ,

Service guarantees citizenship!

Would you like to know more?

jaybone ,

“If it works for Isis, surely this will work for me.”

Odd thing is, he might not be far off. He could try to sell some incels on hot single Russian women whose men have all died in 60 year old tanks. Also maybe some gravy seals might be willing to sign up. Maybe when Trump loses he’ll move there followed by some of his MAGA cult, and they’ll be this English speaking enclave in Russia somewhere. Could be the premise for a sci-fi tv show.

TransplantedSconie ,

Go Republicans. Go to the land of *true freedom!

^^^true ^^^freedom ^^^not ^^^guaranteed ^^^nether ^^^is ^^^food, ^^^goods, ^^^and ^^^conscription ^^^highly ^^^likely. ^^^Visas ^^^surrendered ^^^apon ^^^entry ^^^and ^^^use ^^^as ^^^a ^^^bargaining ^^^chip ^^^for ^^^Russian ^^^spies ^^^guaranteed.

tunetardis ,

Dang, that reads like a commercial for pharmaceuticals.

whotookkarl ,
@whotookkarl@lemmy.world avatar

About to be a bunch of confused conservatives showing up in Kursk with a few bullets and no training?

HikingVet ,

Who quickly realise that hunting deer isn’t a proper way to prepare for modern combat.

Gsus4 , (edited )
@Gsus4@mander.xyz avatar

My deer shoot back, don’t yours?

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer_Avenger

VerdantSporeSeasoning ,

And who have just relocated their best hostages to within Putin’s power. Yes, bring your nine children and wife along to Russia–now stay in rank on the front line, or maybe your oldest gets to come serve in your place (earlier than they would have anyway)!

bazus1 ,

One gets the rifle, the other gets the spare mag.

Bougie_Birdie ,
@Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The man with the gun shoots the gun.

The man without a gun finds a gun.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@quokk.au avatar

Yes, please take them all.

SendMePhotos ,

Wouldn’t this be the equivalent to like…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3dc4d393-f1e7-4179-b19f-6c5305b2dde9.jpeg

Zier ,
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

Let's use trump's plane to start the maga transfer to Russia.

Gsus4 ,
@Gsus4@mander.xyz avatar

Epstein’s plane www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/…/ar-AA1oG9fh 🙂

N0body ,

On arrival, you will be provided with a military uniform with minimal bloodstains, a rifle from WW2 that may or may not work, and free transportation to the beautiful Russian countryside of Kursk.

Gsus4 ,
@Gsus4@mander.xyz avatar

russia is not conservative at all, but it is a fascist police state without 1st, 2nd, in fact all amendments I’ve checked up to the 10th, so they’re going to love it, I guess.

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

Well, most countries aren't going to have the same constitutional rights as the USA has. In the same way, the US doesn't give their citizens the same rights as those in other countries receive. As such, I'm not sure if there's too much point comparing the two.

Otherwise. Yes, it's not going to be a nice place to live, and anyone that chooses this option has only themselves to blame when they realise they made a deal with the leopard that has a history of biting faces off.

kevindqc ,

yahoo.com/…/conservative-family-disappointed-movi…

Also wtf is this ad

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8f0d25a2-13d2-48fb-917e-df201ef85975.png

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Sometimes clickbait is so bad that it’s good again

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

I'm not sure if that story is onionesque or real. Now, that uncertaintly is a problem with the modern world.

cacheson ,

Arend also highlighted the former Soviet Union's perceived "strength" to "stand up against Western pressures" and its ability to shield their family from ideologies they found objectionable.

"Other countries are under the Western influence and wouldn't be able to stand up against it," he claimed.

"Western chauvinist" to "eastern chauvinist" speed run any%

5too ,

…it didn’t occur to them to even start learning Russian before they went?!

Gsus4 ,
@Gsus4@mander.xyz avatar

My comment was about the irony them “escaping” to have freedom of speech, gun freedom and trial by jury of their peers to a country that has none of those, not being a bad place to live. It’s not about “other countries”. Other countries can do whatever they want.

(yea, I think I commented in the wrong thread, this was meant to go on the other one where magats ponder moving to russia)

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

Yeah, my point is, comparing them to constitutional amendments doesn't make too much sense for the rest of us.

But you know, I think they do have trial by jury. Just, I think like the elections there, the jury gets told the result, before they decide it.

If they want to own guns, no problem. The government will supply them, and even provide transportation to a place they can use them. (I hope the /s is implied here).

NABDad ,

the US doesn’t give their citizens the same rights as those in other countries receive.

The U.S. doesn’t give their citizens the same rights that the U.S. constitution has.

rayyy ,

Shhh, They THINK Putin’s Russia is a conservative utopia so don’t crush their dreams.

Gsus4 ,
@Gsus4@mander.xyz avatar

But they have bread…and shopping carts!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not just bread, fresh bread! In many varieties! Something you would never see in one of those filthy American supermarkets with their shelves stocked with nothing but stale loaves of Wonder Bread.

Gsus4 ,
@Gsus4@mander.xyz avatar

Ok, ok, bread culture is generally better in most of Europe.

Sandwich loaves didn’t even cross my mind :/

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

All I know is I would never pick up and sniff a flithy American loaf of bread.

Asafum ,

Their Facebook feeds will be absolutely hilarious.

“They aren’t respecting my second amendment rights!!” As they live in a completely different country…

lennybird ,
@lennybird@lemmy.world avatar

You can have 'em!

The reality is Putin is attempting two genocides, one in Ukraine and one in Russia. He has purged undesireables from liberals and independent media to the LGBTQ+ community, ethnic minorities, political opposition, boisterous oligarchs, prisoners, and so forth… He and his Rasputin, Aleksandr Dugin, believe they can create a stronger Russia by making it a more pure one. But good luck with that lol.

Putin be like, “Watch me speed-run becoming North Korea, stuck in the past and global pariah.”

modifier ,

This feels like a win for everyone.

explodicle ,

Bad for Ukraine; they could run out of drones.

not_that_guy05 ,

I think this is an invite for all magas.

Asafum ,

One can only hope

pivot_root ,

s/magas/tankies/

Kecessa ,

Ok ok, just imagine that, Trump loses, moves to Russia and then since Putin has no use for him anymore he sends him to the front line!

Thebeardedsinglemalt ,

Let’s see his bone spurs get him out of that one

girlfreddy ,
@girlfreddy@lemmy.ca avatar

RuSsiAn moral values.

hahahaha!

Quacksalber ,

Russian moral values:

  1. Papa Putin is always right
  2. See point 1
gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

…Also something about the gays.

psycho_driver ,

One only needs to prove their worth through an indeterminate amount of non-optional military service time.

Bonesince1997 ,

I hope these people put their money where their mouth is and leave.

NatakuNox ,
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll buy them plane tickets if they need help getting the hell out of my country

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